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Post by Evil Paul Rudd on Jun 17, 2017 19:31:35 GMT -6
Sucks to be Zombie... you said let's check.. good idea so let's check..
1. immortal- Living forever being you sounds like hell to me
2. has crazy regen abilities- so does your average video game these days.
3. does all the drugs- has to pay for all the drugs. Living forever in debt to millions of scummy drug dealers doesn't sound like such a great life to me.
4. gets paid to put fuccbois like you in the ER or worse- often loses to fuccbois like me which I'm sure is going to be a source of great embarrassment. Rumor has it this is why Crow McMorris didn't use his real name at first.
5. Gets to fuck Ruby Red- I've fucked women so hot they make Ruby Red look like Betty White
6. Can turn into shadow- In fact this week people are going to think you turned into Shadowlove with how bad I beat you.
7. Can mimic and morph into people- You act like Bill Cosby does that count? Now get that Jello pudding pop away from my ass before I snap it off!
8. have mind control over some people- Who is stupid enough to get mind controlled by Z-Moron. If you're that weak willed you deserve it!
9. IM-FUCKING-MORTAL- adding a fuck doesn't make it more impressive. It just makes it look like you ran out of stuff to say. Being an immortal dumbass is EM-FUCKING-BARASSING
10. RENOWNED WRESTLING CHAMPION- but never renowned wrestling WORLD champion in spite of the fact you're immortal. That LA-FUCKING-ME
So yeah guess it does suck to be you after all.
and it's gonna suck worse on Monday
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Post by Evil Paul Rudd on Jun 17, 2017 19:41:53 GMT -6
Paul rudd is shook.. no evil Paul rudd just fucking tore you a new one! Who's the fuck boy now you little bitch?
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Post by Evil Paul Rudd on Jun 17, 2017 19:44:05 GMT -6
Maybe even your girl be getting some of this Paul rudd cock! Wouldn't that ironic you wanting to fuck my ass all week only for me to take you put then fuk your girl. Maybe next time instead of smelling my underwear you can smell my fingers
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Post by Evil Paul Rudd on Jun 17, 2017 19:48:54 GMT -6
I could give up.. call it a day. . But I Want to pour it on because you are immortal zombie mcmorris. In 200 years I want you still wake up in a cold sweat rememberING what evil Paul rudd did to you in your first meeting
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Post by Evil Paul Rudd on Jun 17, 2017 19:57:55 GMT -6
good news Zombie. This Monday's match will be forever remembered as one of the greatest ever on Overload. The bad news is it will also be forever known as the match that launched the hall of fame career of Evil Paul Rudd
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Post by Evil Paul Rudd on Jun 17, 2017 19:58:43 GMT -6
Hollywood Walk of Fame, Wrestling Hall of Fame. Things like these are no big deal for Evil Paul Rudd
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Post by SEAMAC on Jun 17, 2017 20:01:23 GMT -6
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Post by Evil Paul Rudd on Jun 17, 2017 20:03:56 GMT -6
True Story Z Mac once considered wearing out of those unicorn horns on his head. But changed his mind because it made him feel small #ThinkAboutIt
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Post by Evil Paul Rudd on Jun 17, 2017 20:04:58 GMT -6
The only shaking I will be doing is when I wrap my hands around your throat and throttle you.
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Post by Evil Paul Rudd on Jun 17, 2017 20:09:51 GMT -6
Do you want the bad news or the worst news.. the bad news is right now you're losing both your belts on Overload.. the worse news.. in 5 years your girlfriend Ruby Red is gonna look like this.. Boy does it ever suck to be you McMorris
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Post by Evil Paul Rudd on Jun 17, 2017 20:16:43 GMT -6
More Z-Moron stupidity. I got bored enough to actually go to the urban dictionary and learn what I already knew... the definition of shook which for you lay people is shocked or surprised as fuck.
That's your big insult? That's what you've been basing your whole attack on. Hey Paul Rudd.. you look surprised.
I was indeed shocked and surprised you could be that stupid.
Next time why don't you at least work blue waffle into your insults somewhere. At least that would horrify and disgust. Right now you're just boring and digusting me.
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Post by SEAMAC on Jun 17, 2017 20:18:37 GMT -6
More Z-Moron stupidity. I got bored enough to actually go to the urban dictionary and learn what I already knew... the definition of shook which for you lay people is shocked or surprised as fuck. That's your big insult? That's what you've been basing your whole attack on. Hey Paul Rudd.. you look surprised. I was indeed shocked and surprised you could be that stupid. Next time why don't you at least work blue waffle into your insults somewhere. At least that would horrify and disgust. Right now you're just boring and digusting me.
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Post by Evil Paul Rudd on Jun 17, 2017 20:18:43 GMT -6
Z Mac has been with girls with look like the blue waffle pictures..
and probably guys too.
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Post by SEAMAC on Jun 17, 2017 20:31:26 GMT -6
Z Mac has been with girls with look like the blue waffle pictures.. and probably guys too. Thats true. I have. YOU CIS NORMATIVE PATRIARCHAL HOMO FAGGOT Ol' Z is going to run you through like african tap water through a washington state hippie. All the money in the world isnt going to save you from the hellish beating I'm going to rain down upon you. Beat you so far your blind EX is going to be able to see the damage. and she gone get WET FROM IT. LOL prepare your anus. #retain #Z-Wrekt
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Post by Evil Paul Rudd on Jun 17, 2017 20:58:42 GMT -6
Who are you trying to kid zombie? I know it. You know it. Everyone knows it. You are fucked. You didn't even bother buying the jumbo bottle of lube this week. Not because you would rather jam your z weiner home raw dog but because you knew you wouldn't need it. It's been a good run z mac but the Era of evil starts now
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