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Post by SEAMAC on Jun 17, 2017 17:01:13 GMT -6
That didn't make a lick of sense so #VintageZombie Spencer Adams didn't pick me because he never knew he could have me. See me knew he could have you, he knew he could build the division around you. But he never dreamed he could have a big star such as myself. See, Z-Mac you're just a wrestler. I'm so so much more.. I'm a wrestler, I'm an actor, I'm an entertainer.. The only thing you had going for you was that people believe you're the best at this.. This is why I have to forcefully change their opinions. You CAN force someone to acknowledge your greatness, stupid, you do it by beating someone their dumbass believed you never could. That's where you come in Zombie. You are the stepping stone to my greatness. Someday when people think.. greatest Hypermedia champion ever they will think Evil Paul Rudd And I'll have you to thank for it. You were the first victim that gave me credibility. See Zombie, you're special. But you're no Evil Paul Rudd LOL if you got to throw around " I defeated ZMAC" you aint better than ZMAC. You're just crumb bum trying to convince only yourself. If'n you were a wrestler you'd know that its not about who you beat. thats why it dont matter if I beat you. Cuz you a nobody and with you or anyone else in this match -> it just adds to my legendary career. the one thing you dont have in any of your shitty endeavors LOL FGT |
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Post by Evil Paul Rudd on Jun 17, 2017 17:22:05 GMT -6
sigh it's like talking to a child.
Alright fine.. I'll give it my best shot.
Once upon a time Zombie McMorris was a rookie
no one knew who he was
so how did Zombie McMorris become a name?
He beat people that other people thought were better then him.
They were actually better than him people just thought they were.
Are you still with me Zombie?
Okay, so here's the tricky part.
Evil Paul Rudd, he is at the beginning of his wrestling career.
For me to become a name, then ultimately a legend I have to also beat people that are wrongly considered better then me.
This is where you come in Zombie McMorris.
Beating Petrov, Captain Zero, Sucker the Vampire. That does not really get me on the path to becoming a legend.
When I beat you.
When I take the television and hypermedia titles away from you.
Everyone will know how fucking good Evil Paul Rudd.
Consider yourself enlightened Z-Moron
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Post by Evil Paul Rudd on Jun 17, 2017 17:23:14 GMT -6
sigh it's like talking to a child. Alright fine.. I'll give it my best shot. Once upon a time Zombie McMorris was a rookie no one knew who he was so how did Zombie McMorris become a name? He beat people that other people thought were better then him. They were actually better than him people just thought they were. Are you still with me Zombie? Okay, so here's the tricky part. Evil Paul Rudd, he is at the beginning of his wrestling career. For me to become a name, then ultimately a legend I have to also beat people that are wrongly considered better then me. This is where you come in Zombie McMorris. Beating Petrov, Captain Zero, Sucker the Vampire. That does not really get me on the path to becoming a legend. When I beat you. When I take the television and hypermedia titles away from you. Everyone will know how fucking good Evil Paul Rudd. Consider yourself enlightened Z-Moron  even Shai is impressed with that one. |
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Post by Evil Paul Rudd on Jun 17, 2017 17:25:43 GMT -6
 Bill Murray is coming over to the winning side too. And who can blame them? |
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Post by Evil Paul Rudd on Jun 17, 2017 17:26:08 GMT -6
your time is over Z-Moron you're just too stupid to know it.
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Post by SEAMAC on Jun 17, 2017 17:36:11 GMT -6
Bill Murray is coming over to the winning side too. And who can blame them?  LOL dat rabbit got chu and it aint lettin you go -> is it, son? LOL FGT Get Z-Wrekt #retain #UMC #HM_GAWD #Rudderick_Bilson_is_a_homo |
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Post by Evil Paul Rudd on Jun 17, 2017 17:38:08 GMT -6
You don't know how determined Evil Paul Rudd is that's the problem. I wanted revenge on Alex Richards for stealing a girl from me I created a syndicate of metahumans just to torment him. When I wanted to get into the Marvel universe I blackmailed productors into making the Ant Man movie. Ant Man! Before that movie no one except total nerds even heard of Ant Man. Now I'm a darling of those same nerds!
Now when I got into professional wrestling I accepted the open contract to face Zombie for the same reason. One win, two titles, more success then some wrestlers experience their whole career in one night.
Never underestimate the evil genius within Paul Rudd
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Post by Evil Paul Rudd on Jun 17, 2017 17:39:09 GMT -6
You wish I was a homo z mac don't ya?
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Post by SEAMAC on Jun 17, 2017 17:40:40 GMT -6
LOL Rudderick Bilson tryin to use my memes against me. Thats the legit nail in the coffin for anyone whose tried to go up against ya boi -> ol' Z.
Once you start trying to appropriate what you cant comprehend -> you look like what you realy are -> a struggling jobbah tuggin' on the coked up mad mans cape.
If'n you want -> I think Novas challenge is still open if'n you want that. Maybe Calvin Harris is more your speed
LOL no he aint. Harris would crush you like I'm crushing you. Cept then you couldnt even be a Rising Star let along the Gawd of all Media.
#Another_one_on_the_books. #Career_ended_numbah_27 #Retain #Showin'_em'_why
LOL
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Post by Evil Paul Rudd on Jun 17, 2017 17:57:33 GMT -6
But your memes told me to. They wanted to be on the winning side.
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Post by Evil Paul Rudd on Jun 17, 2017 17:59:26 GMT -6
Speaking of lack of understanding old Z doesn't realize I didn't use the memes because I actually like them. I did it to mock him. I would have thought that was obvious but once again there I go underestimating the stupidity of old Z-Moron.
Your talent has a ceiling that's for sure but apparently your stupidity has no floor. Good to know.
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Post by SEAMAC on Jun 17, 2017 17:59:59 GMT -6
You don't know how determined Evil Paul Rudd is that's the problem. I wanted revenge on Alex Richards for stealing a girl from me I created a syndicate of metahumans just to torment him. When I wanted to get into the Marvel universe I blackmailed productors into making the Ant Man movie. Ant Man! Before that movie no one except total nerds even heard of Ant Man. Now I'm a darling of those same nerds! Now when I got into professional wrestling I accepted the open contract to face Zombie for the same reason. One win, two titles, more success then some wrestlers experience their whole career in one night. Never underestimate the evil genius within Paul Rudd - LOL clearly you fucking don't, either. Aint no one determined to lose cept you. Are you determined to lose? yup Are you determined to get your shit pushed in? yup Are you defuckin-termined to be a fucking #Zombie_Jobber? Hell fuck yah Are you determined to eat your words on Monday night when I whoop your sorry skank ass clear across the area? Yes, yes you are. - Clearly you dont know what revenge is. If'n you got a girl stolen from you by ALEX "FESTER ADAMS PRODESSIONAL STAND IN" RICHARDS -> truthfully -> you deserved that shit and should really take my sex tips to heart cuz your game is sum bush league amature shit. Secondly -> hold up. You got : A.) got your chick stolen by Alex fucking Richards B.) Enough actual physical money to create meta humans So then your dick was that limp to where you couldnt keep a chick with cash. Fuuck, there are plenty of sugah babies in the world, G. If'n you got that much dough hanging around your crib and you lost your chick to Alex Richards -> you fucking deserved it. Also -> you wasted a lot of money because I once saw that guy get confused in catering for like half an hour on a Trix Box coloring maze and you create metahumans -> that which didnt slove your problem -> and which you still cant take credit for "killing" Alex Richards -> nor do you have you chick back. So you dumped a boat ton of cash into that project for what? Cuz you're Evil? Am I suppose to be impressed by [ tormenting alex richards with meta humans ] The boys once painted an Orange fucking purple and blew that dudes mind for a full week. Gawd, you are a dumb -> limp dick -> half brained mother fucker. LOL if'n you were a good actor you wouldnt need to blackmail nobody -> them shits would just call you. Also, Ant Man sucked. The best Marvel Movie was Nolans Batman The Dark Knight and Batmans fucking DC. Also, 28% of those nerd jerk off to fucking your asshole every night. Indy Darling  Yet somehow you look back on your life knowing A. Alex Richards stole a girl that you couldnt get back B. created metahumans that clearly didnt solve your problems C. Wasted money creating said meta humans D. Cant actually confess to killing Alex Richards -> even though you're evil and shouldnt give a flying boat of fuck about anyone knowing that you killed him E. YOU HAD TO BRIBE YOUR WAY INTO MAKING A SHITTY C- MOVIE CALLED "ANT MAN" Yah... what up till now makes you think you'll be success at this? You're not determined -> you're just fucking dense. Fucking Denser than Richards cuz by now he would have yielded to my skill and power. But please, be determined on Monday night. I enjoy the struggle of my victims. |
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Post by Evil Paul Rudd on Jun 17, 2017 18:00:48 GMT -6
You wish I was a homo z mac don't ya? Fuck you know Z Mac is envisioning me dressed like Lilith now.. Fuck why did I even think that? I just creeped myself out #NotZ'sType |
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Post by Evil Paul Rudd on Jun 17, 2017 18:03:33 GMT -6
Z Mac says..
But please, be determined on Monday night. I enjoy the struggle of my victims.
Fuck man.. can you be anymore creepy?
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Post by Evil Paul Rudd on Jun 17, 2017 18:06:17 GMT -6
Like I would have wanted that Rebecca whore back anyways. I barely wanted her to begin with. I was just using her for public relations purposes. The good guy actor befriending the blind chick. It was the principle of things. You choose that troll Richards over me.. you won't get the option to make another bad choice like that in your life..
besides why do I have to plainly state what everyone already knows. You already know it and this way I can avoid messy legal ramifications. It's called being smart you know... you don't know.. I know that.
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