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Post by SEAMAC on Jun 17, 2017 15:40:07 GMT -6
Ya know, Bilson -> I think I'm just going to start with a couple of sex tips. You know -> really guide my fan base.
1. Guys, Theres no bone in there -> You cant break it.
2. Its only a problem if it hurts. WHat ever " IT " is, you can do it. If it hurts, stop.
3. Don't go cheap. buy the good lube and the Trojans. Lifestyles and durex are crap -> they'll break then you got a baby or a baby mama and boys, baby mamas are cray-fuckin -Z
4. Ladies -> you cant have a baby daddy if you lick pussy.
5. Guys -> You cant be a baby daddy if you suck dick.
6. Ladies-> if'n you have a baby and you want to get rid of it -> Lowes or Home depot has those tall step ladders just hanging around.
7. Guys -> if'n you got a baby mama you done fucked up and didnt follow rules 3 or 5. The fuck is wrong wit chu.
8. Ladies if'n you got a baby you didnt follow rules 3 or 4 -> the fuck is wrong with chu.
9. If'n you want a baby -> do so after marriage.
10. Don't fuck hard -> fuck smart. Bring your account-a-bill-a-buddy
11. Always ask a hooker to take nude photos or to be an "actress" in a film. U/C cops wont do this.
12. If the hooker as no teeth, shes a pro at givin head.
13. guys if you over 7 inches, you golden. just cuz some whore on pornhub stuffs 29 inches in her poon dont mean shit. if'n size was the true means of pleasure, you'd all usurped by dildos.
14. sex is an art. It is a science. It is not a race. SLOW THE FUCK DOWN YOU 17 YR OLD FUCCBOI
15. Hey, Rudderick Bilson -> ever get molly whomped for a championship by means of pro sex tips? LOL well you just did
deuces bitch!
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Post by Evil Paul Rudd on Jun 17, 2017 15:43:36 GMT -6
Not going to lie.. those dubs and those sex tips are the best I have ever heard from Z-Mac. You know what this means right? Evil Paul Rudd is such a icon of the internet he can make anyone in HIS hypermedia title match look good. Even fucking Z-Moron!
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Post by Evil Paul Rudd on Jun 17, 2017 15:45:21 GMT -6
my favorite is the fact that Z Moron actually revealed his true nature. Exactly what I said about earlier today..
heres Z Mac tip number 5
5. Guys -> You cant be a baby daddy if you suck dick.
Yep.. we know that's what you always wanted Z Mac you sick fucking freak
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Post by SEAMAC on Jun 17, 2017 15:46:30 GMT -6
Oh -> to all the feminists out there: Learn to give good head and make a decent fucking Tuna on Rye.
Rudd Bilson getting bricked by PSA's and common fucking sense.
The world is not surprised.
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Post by Evil Paul Rudd on Jun 17, 2017 15:47:45 GMT -6
you know.. combine that with Z Mac's earlier claim about how you should just pay for sex it makes you wonder does it? Does Z Mac pay for sex with trannies? Is the real reason he keeps calling me Rudd Bilson is wishful thinking. He wants me to open up that ass for him.
OH FUCK THAT!
Z MAC YOU SICK FUCKING FREAK! DON'T YOU FETISHIZE EVIL PAUL RUDD LIKE THAT!
Fuck.. I swear you try anything.. I'm fucking cutting it off.
I know you're a Zombie and you live forever but I bet you can't fucking grow that back.
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Post by SEAMAC on Jun 17, 2017 15:48:41 GMT -6
Not going to lie.. those dubs and those sex tips are the best I have ever heard from Z-Mac. You know what this means right? Evil Paul Rudd is such a icon of the internet he can make anyone in HIS hypermedia title match look good. Even fucking Z-Moron!   |
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Post by SEAMAC on Jun 17, 2017 15:51:21 GMT -6
you know.. combine that with Z Mac's earlier claim about how you should just pay for sex it makes you wonder does it? Does Z Mac pay for sex with trannies? Is the real reason he keeps calling me Rudd Bilson is wishful thinking. He wants me to open up that ass for him. OH FUCK THAT! Z MAC YOU SICK FUCKING FREAK! DON'T YOU FETISHIZE EVIL PAUL RUDD LIKE THAT! Fuck.. I swear you try anything.. I'm fucking cutting it off. I know you're a Zombie and you live forever but I bet you can't fucking grow that back. OH baby, don't make promises you cant keep. Gettin' hard. |
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Post by Evil Paul Rudd on Jun 17, 2017 16:02:37 GMT -6
Z-Moron as usual misses out on the most practical piece of advice he could have given. But I'll hook the people up.
If you do happen to have a child you don't want it's far cheaper to bribe a lab or a judge to say it isn't yours then it is to pay 18 years of child support.
Of course I only give that advice because none of Z-Moron's trashy fans could support to follow my advice.
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Post by Evil Paul Rudd on Jun 17, 2017 16:05:45 GMT -6
Not going to lie.. those dubs and those sex tips are the best I have ever heard from Z-Mac. You know what this means right? Evil Paul Rudd is such a icon of the internet he can make anyone in HIS hypermedia title match look good. Even fucking Z-Moron! whenever I see one of your gifs or memes I think..  |
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Post by SEAMAC on Jun 17, 2017 16:07:42 GMT -6
Z-Moron as usual misses out on the most practical piece of advice he could have given. But I'll hook the people up. If you do happen to have a child you don't want it's far cheaper to bribe a lab or a judge to say it isn't yours then it is to pay 18 years of child support. Of course I only give that advice because none of Z-Moron's trashy fans could support to follow my advice. LOL this kid tryin to ride my coat tails. You gone start huffin paint and drinking paint thinner now too or you still sniffin magic markers? LOL fuckin scrub lord FGT |
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Post by Evil Paul Rudd on Jun 17, 2017 16:08:12 GMT -6
you know.. combine that with Z Mac's earlier claim about how you should just pay for sex it makes you wonder does it? Does Z Mac pay for sex with trannies? Is the real reason he keeps calling me Rudd Bilson is wishful thinking. He wants me to open up that ass for him. OH FUCK THAT! Z MAC YOU SICK FUCKING FREAK! DON'T YOU FETISHIZE EVIL PAUL RUDD LIKE THAT! Fuck.. I swear you try anything.. I'm fucking cutting it off. I know you're a Zombie and you live forever but I bet you can't fucking grow that back. OH baby, don't make promises you cant keep. Gettin' hard. Just spoke to Danny Trejo and he agreed to lend me his machete. I can keep this promise. If you get hard you won't again. |
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Post by Evil Paul Rudd on Jun 17, 2017 16:09:36 GMT -6
Z-Moron as usual misses out on the most practical piece of advice he could have given. But I'll hook the people up. If you do happen to have a child you don't want it's far cheaper to bribe a lab or a judge to say it isn't yours then it is to pay 18 years of child support. Of course I only give that advice because none of Z-Moron's trashy fans could support to follow my advice. LOL this kid tryin to ride my coat tails. You gone start huffin paint and drinking paint thinner now too or you still sniffin magic markers? LOL fuckin scrub lord FGT No, I'm trying to improve upon your work. Fine.. I'll admit it. I did it because that's easy to do. You gonna lob softballs I'm gonna hit em. |
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Post by Evil Paul Rudd on Jun 17, 2017 16:16:53 GMT -6
Z Mac's big selling point is that Spencer Adams handpicked him for this division. This is truth.
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BUT
Why is this 3 day match so much better then the first 5 day title match?
THREE WORDS
EVIL PAUL RUDD!
Z-Mac may have been chosen as the first champion, but I'm forcing everyone to acknowledge me as the BEST hypermedia champion.
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Post by SEAMAC on Jun 17, 2017 16:33:05 GMT -6
Z Mac's big selling point is that Spencer Adams handpicked him for this division. This is truth. ..... ..... BUT Why is this 3 day match so much better then the first 5 day title match? THREE WORDS EVIL PAUL RUDD! Z-Mac may have been chosen as the first champion, but I'm forcing everyone to acknowledge me as the BEST hypermedia champion. 1. Shadowlove is hawt garbage -> so being better than him isnt an accomplishment 2. You cant force anyone to acknowlage you as the best. You either are the best or you aint. Considering you've been doing nothing but giving me props then trying to give me back handed complinents followed by your own condesending nature -> its a rather safe fact that ol' Z is the best HyperMedia champion If'n not -> why didnt my boi, the straight up savage, spencer adams pick you to be in the HM to start? go get Z-wrekt -> fuccboi ZMAC been dustin' you every step pf the way with ease and you didnt even realize. Thats the beauty of the rabbit hole. You dont know you losing. You just think you winnin' N' winnin till its too late. LOL and trust ol' Z -> its already too fucking late. BEST THERE IS BEST THERE WAS BEST THERE EVER WILL FUCKIN BE HYPERMEDIA CHAMPION ZOMBIE MC FUCKIN MORRIS |
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Post by Evil Paul Rudd on Jun 17, 2017 16:43:31 GMT -6
That didn't make a lick of sense
so #VintageZombie
Spencer Adams didn't pick me because he never knew he could have me. See me knew he could have you, he knew he could build the division around you. But he never dreamed he could have a big star such as myself.
See, Z-Mac you're just a wrestler. I'm so so much more..
I'm a wrestler, I'm an actor, I'm an entertainer..
The only thing you had going for you was that people believe you're the best at this..
This is why I have to forcefully change their opinions.
You CAN force someone to acknowledge your greatness, stupid, you do it by beating someone their dumbass believed you never could.
That's where you come in Zombie.
You are the stepping stone to my greatness.
Someday when people think.. greatest Hypermedia champion ever
they will think Evil Paul Rudd
And I'll have you to thank for it. You were the first victim that gave me credibility.
See Zombie, you're special.
But you're no Evil Paul Rudd
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