AWWWWWWW U CEEEEE EEYEEEEEE
DON'T CHA BE SOUAH...
CLAP YA HANDS FOR YOUR WORLD FAMOUS ULTIMATE MEDIA CHAMPION AND FEEELLL DATTT POOOWAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
INTRODUCING FIRST YOUR ESTEEMED
REIGNING
DEFENDING
DOMINATING
ULTIMATE MEDIA CHAMP-YION
NOw, Rudd Bilson, Rudderick -> weep -> womp -> wah-wilson -> you fuccboi -> chicken boned mogrel.
Now you in the realm. Now you in the place where you're fate is sealed. NOw then -> if'n your day 1 was any in-dick-k-k-kation of day 3 -> I'm sure you'll find time to entertain yourself.
mental defective are good for that.
Nothing like proving your a worthy HM challenger by spending all of page 1 on day 1 relying to yurself on the false 'loophole' which isnt much of anything because its responce to your opponent.
So maybe now you be thinkin:
" ol Z " You be thinking. " Ol' Z, whats to stop me from replying to myself and just crushing you under the weight of post after post after mother fucking post?"
Glad you asked.
I'm glad you brought that up. I'll tell you. I'll you straight up Rudderick-> that worked for Alex Richards in the Dub because Seth Lerch is a fucking idiot just like him and considering you have a grudge with him still ( LOL you really force fed that one )
that tactic won't work today. I ain't worry about going shot for shot with you. I'm sure you'll make that a point of contention and truthfully if you had anything of actual worth to say -> you might be right.
But you just dont know the genius of the Coked Up Mad Man.
A Shia Clap isnt just a gif. It isnt just a meme.
but hey... thanks for playin.
Bill Murray drinking isnt just a sly N' slick little nod to your fucking up but hey -> if'n that shoe fits.
Truthfully and frankly you spent your day 2 promo crying cuz you got your shit jack'd by ol' Z.
Then you cried about someone else fucking it up for you and to fix it -> rather than you fixing it yourself.
Then you threated a couple of dudes
Called yourself Evil
Then sucked Alex Richards dick.
You sure you ain't gone to enjoy that mouth rape on Monday? Something sneakin tells me that you will.
Even if you don't -> ol' Z gone do it anyway.
A lot is going to happen on Monday that you ain't going to like but hey -> just blame it on everyone but yourself because your hell or sumshit. Cuz your Evil or sumshit. Cuz you a victim of a witch hunt or sumshit.
yah -> or sumshit. Yah, a victim is what you are but that is a self inflicted victimhood and Zombie McMorris is going to carry that sentence out. That is what you wanted isnt it; you wanted the core and strength of the coked up mad man.
but you miscalculated and quite frankly, that isnt my problem.
Monday night I'm going to Rip a retard in half like a paper tiger.
because your rage, aggression and evil empire only exist on paper.
the Evil Incarnate... he exists on about 30 pounds of leather and gold. Both of which I'm going to be walking out with after I dumb you on your skull sack with a broken N' and crushed dreams.
Rudd Bilson cant just do everything you feels or thinks he can. Only delusional moron think that way and you are definitely one of them.
I ain't doing what Gawd already already had planned out.
And I been planning this out for a long time.
remember son
you post -> I win.
You don't post -> I win.
You run your mouth and talk shit -> I win.
You play my game -> I win
You don't play my game -> I win.
Shee-it, the only way you can be entertaining through this entire day is if you were actually Alex Richards.
But chu ain't -> now ain't cha
LOL
FGT
get Z-Wrekt
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