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Jul 11, 2017 19:48:58 GMT -6
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Post by Biff Mustache on Jul 11, 2017 19:48:58 GMT -6
I went to 7-11 today and got a free slurpee.
Free slurpee is also what I call a blow job from Payasshole's mom.
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7-11
Jul 11, 2017 21:56:31 GMT -6
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Post by payasoloco on Jul 11, 2017 21:56:31 GMT -6
@locolucha
I'd be more offended if it weren't for your micropenis being unable to penetrate anything bigger than the hole in a Cheerio... and even THAT hole has some room.
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Mama Mustache
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Don't mess with my gawd damn family!
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7-11
Jul 12, 2017 6:56:21 GMT -6
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Post by Mama Mustache on Jul 12, 2017 6:56:21 GMT -6
Ya know what else looks like a Cherrio? The numba 0, which is also the numba of titles you've fuckin' won, and that numbas stayin' the same afta Zawmbie MacMorris is done bashin' ya fuckin' beanhead in, ya cawcksucka!
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Post by Buff Mustache on Jul 12, 2017 7:05:18 GMT -6
@locolucha I'd be more offended if it weren't for your micropenis being unable to penetrate anything bigger than the hole in a Cheerio... and even THAT hole has some room. Just like how President Hump won the Erection because idiots like Marcus Lube-io decided to play his game instead of theirs, this guy thinks that he can make micropenis jokes and cum out on top. Leave the sexual inyourendos to the professionals and you cuntinue being a loser. DERP |
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7-11
Jul 12, 2017 7:16:26 GMT -6
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Post by Phil Chinshit on Jul 12, 2017 7:16:26 GMT -6
There were free slurpees because I really like slurpees and...um...do we really need the juvenile jokes because...um...we're all adults here and...um...let's leave the locker room talk in the locker room and...um...
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7-11
Jul 12, 2017 7:17:27 GMT -6
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Post by Biff Mustache on Jul 12, 2017 7:17:27 GMT -6
@locolucha I'd be more offended if it weren't for your micropenis being unable to penetrate anything bigger than the hole in a Cheerio... and even THAT hole has some room. Just like how President Hump won the Erection because idiots like Marcus Lube-io decided to play his game instead of theirs, this guy thinks that he can make micropenis jokes and cum out on top. Leave the sexual inyourendos to the professionals and you cuntinue being a loser. DERP High one! |
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Post by payasoloco on Jul 12, 2017 19:43:16 GMT -6
@locolucha
I'll stop playing your game when you two stop making a mockery of mine.
You two are full of dick jokes because neither of you has one in your pants. And if puberty ever hits, I doubt you'll grow one.
I'll find a partner, take those TAG TEAM Titles off you two and you can disappear like you should have done in the first place.
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Mama Mustache
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Don't mess with my gawd damn family!
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Jul 13, 2017 17:03:53 GMT -6
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Post by Mama Mustache on Jul 13, 2017 17:03:53 GMT -6
Whoa who whoa! You ain't gettin' a shawt at nuttin'! Mama Mustache Managerial Services, Incorporated has a load of challenguhs waitin' for a shawt at those gawd damn GANG BANG titles! Speaking of load, you're one ya motha shoulda swallowed! Actually, scratch that. Ya motha shoulda caught the load in her mouth, spit it in the gawd damn toilet, and then flushed it just like a piece of shit, which is what you are, you tortilla eatin' border jumpin' cawckstain!
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Post by payasoloco on Jul 14, 2017 0:16:57 GMT -6
@locolucha
So, after speaking to 4 interpreters, 2 college professors specializing in dead languages, and a psychic who spoke to the dead... we got nothing.
But! I spoke with a mentally handicapped person and a 4 year old who were finally able to interpret what in the blue hell you were trying to say.
And yes, I understand that you want to line up bullshit contention so your precious boys aren't outed as the talentless anal cum babies they are. But at some point, you'll have to accept the fact that those TAG TEAM titles are UCI property, and I'll be seeing your favorite mistakes out the door to the unemployment line soon enough.
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7-11
Jul 14, 2017 10:03:41 GMT -6
Post by Buff Mustache on Jul 14, 2017 10:03:41 GMT -6
Payaso Loco: Mustache Brothers are losers
*constantly loses to the Mustache brothers*
Payaso Loco: You guys cheated! I'm really good!
#FAIL
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7-11
Jul 14, 2017 15:43:47 GMT -6
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Post by Biff Mustache on Jul 14, 2017 15:43:47 GMT -6
Payasshole: You guys are perverts!
:knock at the door:
Voice: This is ICE!
:runs out the back door:
#ILLEGAL
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7-11
Jul 14, 2017 15:46:56 GMT -6
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Post by Biff Mustache on Jul 14, 2017 15:46:56 GMT -6
Standard Payasshole response:
"You guys are gross. You guys are retards. You have small penises. When I find someone that actually likes me, I'm going to challenge you guys for the TAG TEAM titles. See what I did there? I made it a point to type 'tag team' in all caps to show that I'm not gross like you guys. Your mom is gross, too. I'm jealous because I'm morally superior but can't seem to get one over on you guys. I HAVE A VAGINA."
Did I pretty much cover it?
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7-11
Jul 15, 2017 13:40:01 GMT -6
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Post by payasoloco on Jul 15, 2017 13:40:01 GMT -6
@locolucha
Make your ridiculous jokes.
When I take the Television Championship off the nigh defeated ZMac, you'll start to realize the kind of demon you're dealing with.
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Jul 15, 2017 16:47:26 GMT -6
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Post by Buff Mustache on Jul 15, 2017 16:47:26 GMT -6
Standard Payasshole response: "You guys are gross. You guys are retards. You have small penises. When I find someone that actually likes me, I'm going to challenge you guys for the TAG TEAM titles. See what I did there? I made it a point to type 'tag team' in all caps to show that I'm not gross like you guys. Your mom is gross, too. I'm jealous because I'm morally superior but can't seem to get one over on you guys. I HAVE A VAGINA." Did I pretty much cover it? You nailed it brother. Just like you nailed that chick last night. Hard, fast, and leaving her wanting more. Oh yea! High one! |
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Post by payasoloco on Jul 15, 2017 23:21:11 GMT -6
@locolucha
I'm assuming that you're referring to your mother?
Because being the whore that she is, there's no doubt she'd want more dick after your one-pump chump brother failed to get the job done.
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