Mama Mustache
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Don't mess with my gawd damn family!
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Jul 16, 2017 19:33:29 GMT -6
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Post by Mama Mustache on Jul 16, 2017 19:33:29 GMT -6
Ya gawd damn right I'm a whore but I'd still neva let ya little chili pepper inside my hot tamale, mainly becawse you're a prick who had nuttin' betta to do than judge the way otha people live. You think ya some honorable guy, but you ain't nuttin' but a self-righteous millenial who should look at his own gawd damn fawlts, like bein' fuckin' Mexican or whateva the fuck ya are!
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Jul 16, 2017 20:22:54 GMT -6
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Post by payasoloco on Jul 16, 2017 20:22:54 GMT -6
@locolucha
I'm glad you admit to your overt promiscuity; the first step to solving a problem is admitting you have one.
I wouldn't WANT to stick my dick in you; I've never had an STD before, and I refuse to get ALL of them in one shot.
I carry myself with honor because I carry myself with a higher expectation. I know that I can sink to the same levels as your sons, but I refuse to lower my standards. And for that, I am leagues greater than any Stache Family member.
Like I said; you want to see the kind of demon you're toying with, watch me as I take the UNDEFEATED, UNDISPUTED UCI Hypermedia and Television Champion to the limit and become the new TV Champion.
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Jul 18, 2017 8:01:07 GMT -6
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Post by Biff Mustache on Jul 18, 2017 8:01:07 GMT -6
@locolucha Like I said; you want to see the kind of demon you're toying with, watch me as I take the UNDEFEATED, UNDISPUTED UCI Hypermedia and Television Champion to the limit and become the new TV Champion. Man, that TV Title sure looks good on you! |
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Jul 18, 2017 9:04:22 GMT -6
Post by Bolas de Arana on Jul 18, 2017 9:04:22 GMT -6
I have to ask.
What is that on your lip Biff? It looks like you got a Dirty Sanchez. My grandmother had a thicker stashe, god rest her soul.
Now Buff, thats a stache.
Come on Biff, you ain't living to the stachiness of the bros.
That is all.
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Jul 18, 2017 10:08:55 GMT -6
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Post by Biff Mustache on Jul 18, 2017 10:08:55 GMT -6
I like my mustache like I like my poon- trimmed, not bushy.
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Post by payasoloco on Jul 19, 2017 5:44:40 GMT -6
@locolucha
I'm sorry, Biff. Was that a potshot? Because being the ONLY person thus far to battle ZMac to a DRAW, as opposed to a clean LOSS, really hurts my ego.
And that whole "second shot at the title I almost won" REALLY gets me upset.
Oh, wait. No it doesn't. It helps my claim that I AM, in fact, better than you.
Fuckwit.
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Post by Biff Mustache on Jul 19, 2017 6:19:20 GMT -6
You're right. I am a fuckwit.
I fuck wit' your mom.
Cheers!
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Jul 19, 2017 9:20:46 GMT -6
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Post by payasoloco on Jul 19, 2017 9:20:46 GMT -6
@locolucha
I highly doubt you fuck with MY mother; I am not blood related to you.
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Jul 19, 2017 12:06:21 GMT -6
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Post by Buff Mustache on Jul 19, 2017 12:06:21 GMT -6
Yay, I tied someone.
- payasos greatest achievement
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Jul 20, 2017 9:06:19 GMT -6
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Post by payasoloco on Jul 20, 2017 9:06:19 GMT -6
@locolucha
My bad, Buff.
Please, aside from riding your brother's coattails to the Tag Titles, explain your greatest acheivement.
And no, plowing your mother's over-abused twat doesn't count.
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Jul 20, 2017 14:19:52 GMT -6
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Post by Buff Mustache on Jul 20, 2017 14:19:52 GMT -6
Well... I beat you in like 5 seconds. But that was a fairly menial accomplishment.
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Post by payasoloco on Jul 21, 2017 12:44:12 GMT -6
@locolucha
So... I pushed ZMAC to his limit and allowes him to sneak away with thw title intact on a TECHNICALITY...
While you used your brother as a distraction, violated me and stole a win.
Yeah. We're TOTALLY on the same level.
#Sarcasm
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Jul 21, 2017 13:53:47 GMT -6
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Post by Buff Mustache on Jul 21, 2017 13:53:47 GMT -6
You wish I violated you. I've violated many people. You are not and will not be one of them.
Keep making excuses for your losses and keep looking for praise for non-defeats. They're the only things on your record so I guess you gotta do what you can to try and make yourself seem relevant.
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Jul 25, 2017 4:12:39 GMT -6
Post by Buff Mustache on Jul 25, 2017 4:12:39 GMT -6
So someone defeated two of the most talented wrestlers the world has to offer this past week, successfully defending the TITLES that he and his brother went off to WIN at Erection day... and another one lost... AGAIN and now is relegated to curtain jerkoff duty at Cummermania...
Oh how the condom crumbles...
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Jul 26, 2017 14:27:31 GMT -6
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Post by Biff Mustache on Jul 26, 2017 14:27:31 GMT -6
I always thought a curtain jerker was someone who jacked off into a curtain! I got confused because Papa always said he was never a curtain jerker but when he was on a coke bender, the curtains in the den always got stuck together!
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