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Post by Evil Paul Rudd on Jun 15, 2017 9:10:46 GMT -6
and Damnit that stupid fucking Shai clap is back. Honest question.. do you post the Shai clap as a public service announcement so women know you have the clap? I would say taking the title away from you would limit your selection of women but that's not true. There is still going to be someone stupid and desperate enough to want you. But while they still might want the Zombie.. they won't be wanting the tv and hypermedia champion anymore because you won't have those honors.  LOL dah matter with chu Son? You be talkin' like you already know my work. Dare ol' Z say he gotz a fan? Darin' he be sayin it cuz he can. Cuz dat shits true. Paul Rudd -> fuck dat Evil shit cuz you aint evil. Ain't nuttin you did that I havent salready done when I was 12. Ain't nuttin you did done that I already ain't. You be Evil? Watch chu be doing -> not washing your plates with plant based soaps N' shit -> be on that fuck the enviormentz trip LOL yah son -> you and Bolas got a tear tricklin down ya face. Sad fuckin' state of it. What is sad is that we got ourselves another DICK-LUSIONAL mo- fawk tryin to k-k-k-k-kumm up in here for the Coked Up Mad Mans championship. You done takin so much Dick already that you be seeing things. All you be doing N' sayin is hopeful N' wishful thinking. Be talkin' like shits a shame but rather youz just a SHAM -> a FU-K-K-K-KAY-Z in yo' time. You couldnt get no real work doing what chu used to do N' now you want to walk into this pro wrzzlin trip cuz this shit "fake" or sum shit when there aint nuttin fake about bein fake up in here. Shee-it just cuz you got trained in a strip mall by some dude who shook Chuck Norris's hands dont mean you know what chu doing. LOL fuckin Jay-brone prolly come at ol' Z with that "I was trained by Hector Von Gracie or Kay-rop Cop or sea bass rutin." Ol' Z is a foot taller and fifty pounds heavier. If'n I want I can bulk the back up to 260 and ruin ya life like a sex scandle. a very homo->erotic -> sex scandle cuz ZMAC gone be dumpin baby batter in your diverticulitis pockets. You know what those are? those are pot holes in your intestines. Sunday night I'mma fill them pot holes fo fah and you gone be limpin on out of the area knowing that everything that you thought about wrzzlin' was straight out of your movie scenes. Cuz you just a dude playin a dude pretending to be another dude. Shee-it -> this is real life son. The world is scary son. Ol' Z gone be dropping you on your head like you a coconut lawn dart. Just drop you out that tree and watch you go splat. Go watch them 9/11 films where dudes be leapin from 700 feet. Get some practice. but kow that it aint the fall that kills you -> its them Z force impacts. Its the impacts of my words -> of this silver tongue that pierces deep and watches as you bleed out in the middle of the ring -> hemorrhaging from your own mother fucking stupidity. Blood be leakin out cha new pussy. Call you Caitlyn Appitow or some shit. Funny how you be mentionin Pauly Shore as if that isnt a dated refrerence. FGT, I could reference Red Skellington and still be more culturally relevant than that shit. Fuck, After you get Z-Wrekt on Sunday night, you and Pauly can look for work together sucking dick in China Town, selling your blood or 20 bucks so you can afford the rent on a cardboard fucking box. THOSE LA PRICES, SON! but frankly, ain't LA gone do anything dat ol' Z hasnt already done to you on sunday night. the only difference is, ol' Z be walkin out with both straps still on his shoulder. And paul rudd be walkin out with his large N' small intestine over his. N' since you so fond of dat Shia Clap... Play me out son  this kind of stuff normally works for you? Actually scares people? Intimidates people? That's rather sad really. |
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Post by Evil Paul Rudd on Jun 15, 2017 9:15:38 GMT -6
By the way I would be remiss if I didn't mention.. you mocked me for an outdated Pauly Shore reference.. while you referenced Scooby Doo. You know from 1969? I'll wait for you to do the juvenile laugh about me saying 69 before continuing my point. Z Logic is no logic at all. This is why no one actually believes your stupid I win no matter what saying. By the way Teddy Blaze, Teo Del Sol or whatever else he calls himself these days says hello. See, Zombie you don't always win. Just like this week. And no much how much stupid broken English you use isn't going to change that fact.
Now Shia play me out..
Nah, fuck that shit.. when I'm Hypermedia champion maybe I'll have him killed just for shits and giggles.
Because I can do that. Zombie McMorris.. you have no idea what you are in for.. bet on that.
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Post by SEAMAC on Jun 15, 2017 9:19:30 GMT -6
By the way I would be remiss if I didn't mention.. you mocked me for an outdated Pauly Shore reference.. while you referenced Scooby Doo. You know from 1969? I'll wait for you to do the juvenile laugh about me saying 69 before continuing my point. Z Logic is no logic at all. This is why no one actually believes your stupid I win no matter what saying. By the way Teddy Blaze, Teo Del Sol or whatever else he calls himself these days says hello. See, Zombie you don't always win. Just like this week. And no much how much stupid broken English you use isn't going to change that fact. Now Shia play me out.. Nah, fuck that shit.. when I'm Hypermedia champion maybe I'll have him killed just for shits and giggles. Because I can do that. Zombie McMorris.. you have no idea what you are in for.. bet on that. Og dont chu worry boi -> I know what I'm in for but its you who thinks they got all the answers. If'n you know my work then you know all I need is 5 letters but really I'mma just drop another audio bomb on ya dome piece |
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Post by Evil Paul Rudd on Jun 15, 2017 9:21:34 GMT -6
I was totally amused by Z Mac's wild claims about my training. Except for one thing. Him claiming I was trained by a security guard who once shook Chuck Norris' hand. It just so happens I shook Chuck Norris' hand myself. We were filming in Romania for a television pilot called Total Fucking Badasses. Come to think of it.. Petrov probably ripped us off. Ah well he got his last week. I thought the show was pretty good but I think Chuck killed it because I outshined him so badly.
You know you and Chuck have a lot in common Zombie. You are both internet memes that no one really takes seriously outside of the internet. That's not entirely true though. Chuck Norris is a faded internet meme. After this Monday you will be as well.
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Post by Evil Paul Rudd on Jun 15, 2017 9:25:03 GMT -6
By the way I would be remiss if I didn't mention.. you mocked me for an outdated Pauly Shore reference.. while you referenced Scooby Doo. You know from 1969? I'll wait for you to do the juvenile laugh about me saying 69 before continuing my point. Z Logic is no logic at all. This is why no one actually believes your stupid I win no matter what saying. By the way Teddy Blaze, Teo Del Sol or whatever else he calls himself these days says hello. See, Zombie you don't always win. Just like this week. And no much how much stupid broken English you use isn't going to change that fact. Now Shia play me out.. Nah, fuck that shit.. when I'm Hypermedia champion maybe I'll have him killed just for shits and giggles. Because I can do that. Zombie McMorris.. you have no idea what you are in for.. bet on that. Og dont chu worry boi -> I know what I'm in for but its you who thinks they got all the answers. If'n you know my work then you know all I need is 5 letters but really I'mma just drop another audio bomb on ya dome piece I have no idea what you're trying to say. I mean I think there was something in there about you wanting to rape me up the ass or something. Which I get, I am prettier then you. But you're not nearly man enough to do that to me. |
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Post by Evil Paul Rudd on Jun 15, 2017 9:32:30 GMT -6
I do have to ask though. How is Zombie saying that he asking where he's at mean I'm desperate and can't handle him? Doesn't it sound more like.. I want more Zombie? Because I do. I don't want to edge out Zombie because he got bored like Teddy did. No, I want to dominate Z. I want to destroy Z. I want to embarass him. I want to make all his claims be rendered laughable! Just winning is not enough. I'm going to slaughter Z Mac the way he claims to do to others. Because you see... this is how you make a statement. You go out to the man no one wants to fight, you kick him in the balls, you beat him down, and you take what's his. And all the ridicious lines that make no sense aren't going to help you here Mac. Not even close. So fuck make some more coked out audio rambling while you are still relevant. Because I'm going to make you obsolete.
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Post by SEAMAC on Jun 15, 2017 10:10:09 GMT -6
I do have to ask though. How is Zombie saying that he asking where he's at mean I'm desperate and can't handle him? Doesn't it sound more like.. I want more Zombie? Because I do. I don't want to edge out Zombie because he got bored like Teddy did. No, I want to dominate Z. I want to destroy Z. I want to embarass him. I want to make all his claims be rendered laughable! Just winning is not enough. I'm going to slaughter Z Mac the way he claims to do to others. Because you see... this is how you make a statement. You go out to the man no one wants to fight, you kick him in the balls, you beat him down, and you take what's his. And all the ridicious lines that make no sense aren't going to help you here Mac. Not even close. So fuck make some more coked out audio rambling while you are still relevant. Because I'm going to make you obsolete. - You spent the first 10 hours being a fuccboi and talking to yourself. You just tryin to pick a bone tah pick a bone that you ain't got. - LOL 2 weeks ago this guy was cryin about want spot light N' shit. There are grown men who been doin this longer than Gawds green earth that don't want to fuck with ol' Z. And you be talkin bout Teddy? Teddy Blaze? So in truth, you a pumped up fan who thinks he can hang N' bang and bangarang with the coked up mad man. You want to destroy and embarrass me -> what cho name? fuckin Rod Billson you fucking spaztik autistic, gap tooth, goofy lookin knuckle fucker LOL get the fuck outaa here with that shit. ZMAC done lay you out like silverware. - Yah the statement that you's a limp dicked faggot that cant do. You gotta run up in here and hide behind a keyboard like you a tough guy. This aint lame ass -> ghetto ass twittah -> shit goes down when shit goes down up in here. Get your cheeks split up in here. Talkin bout making a statement -> psht -> all you been makin is a case fo' yp ass. All you be showin is how desperate you bein cuz you want to fight the big dawg. - Yo, you right no one wants to fight me -> cuz they all know better. You callin me the baddest man in UCI. You puttin me ovah son. You callin me the mkost dangerous mother fucker up in the U -> AND I AM. Note that Jenifer Anistan over here k-k-kame aftah ol' Z. He don't go after Kevy B or Bonnie Blue. He ain't going fort relentless Andre. Shee-it, dude hates the Guardians yet he knows that Andre will fuck his mouth in the same way that ol' Z bout to do it. However, This jay-brone thinks he can level a playing field. - Whats funny is clearly this dude been a fan of mine since the Dub. Clearly you know the past 5 years of my career and yet you talk with such disrespect. Now you gone get cha neck bone discconekk-k-kected. Talkin bout how my "ramblings" make no sense when you KNOW DAMN WELL THATS HOW I BUILT AN INTERNET EMPIRE. Cept you also know dats on half dah story. Be talkin like " when ol Z is still relevant" GAH GAH GAH -> if'n this dude could suck my dick any harder, he'd make Ruby Redd and Bonnie Blue jealous. Be talkin' like you gone do sumthing like doin somethin makes you hard up in here. You know how many fuccbois like you tried to do the same thing you be doin' Is it all of them, Z? YAH, MOTHER FUCKING RIGHT, Z, IT BE ALL THEM MOTHER FUCKERS. Ol' Z be lovin how he can be both the guy no one wants to fuck with and the toughest-> k-k-k-kraziest mo fawk in the U or the Dub -> since you be watching me fo'evah... and then suddenly FGTs think that once they get a match with ol' Z -> dat ol' Z iz just a scrub. You that same damn dumb mo fawk who walks into a company and says: " I'm putting the old guard on notice. I'm talking over." Then you get black jacked in the teeth and run back home to Ohio or Canada or wherever your punk ass is from and try and tell war stories like a dude that watched Desert Storm on TV and told folks like he actually lived that shit. to quote Pink Floyd, son.... you just traded a walk on part in a war.. for lead role in a cage. cage go in the water -> fool. ZMAC in the water foo. Talkin bout makin ZMAC obsolete like you the first clever mo fawk to walk up and say that after he just got done fucking my dick for a half hour talkin bout the exact opposite. like I'm some Schrodingers cat of wrestlers. Like I exist as both the best and worst of all time. Like my name isnt already Z-mented into UCI and the Dub -> since'in you want to bring that shit and talk about fuccbois that don't matter worth dark matter. fuckin science reference on ya'll. Its actually more dark gravity than it is matter and Rudd -> people gravitate toewards me. shee-it. I cant even blame you for it. You can only blame yourself because you choose the path you go down.. cept.. you cant... cuz you all ready falling down that ravvit hole N' sinkin beneath them waves. Sunday night Leviathan gone snatch you up like a fruit role up and gobble you down in one bite. After -> aftah -> ol' Z makes you realize the error of your ways. But you keep doin what chu be doin. like everybody else before you. Dont make a lick o' difference to me. Just makes your poon juices sweeter when I beat the brakes off you and roll you down a hill at warp speed. Watch you crash N' burn by your your own fuccboi design.  #START_SPEADIN_DA_NEWS #START_SPREADIN_YA_CHEEKS #BOOTY_TROMBONE_COWBOYHAT |
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Post by SEAMAC on Jun 15, 2017 10:49:52 GMT -6
I was totally amused by Z Mac's wild claims about my training. Except for one thing. Him claiming I was trained by a security guard who once shook Chuck Norris' hand. It just so happens I shook Chuck Norris' hand myself. We were filming in Romania for a television pilot called Total Fucking Badasses. Come to think of it.. Petrov probably ripped us off. Ah well he got his last week. I thought the show was pretty good but I think Chuck killed it because I outshined him so badly. You know you and Chuck have a lot in common Zombie. You are both internet memes that no one really takes seriously outside of the internet. That's not entirely true though. Chuck Norris is a faded internet meme. After this Monday you will be as well. - LOL look at this FGT strugglin to make up for some real talk. " Gah ol' Z I really met Chuck Norris" Nobody cares, fool. Nobody cares who you met -> who trained you -> what belt you got -> fuccboi, I use fuccbois like you to hold my pants up. I made a career off of loose head jug heads like you who think they can run up here N' run their mouth without some consequence. Rod Bilson fuckin' slippin up in here. "Gah, ZMAC you're just an internet meme" Unlike you, Rudd Bilson -> I am a fucking wrestling legend. That is why I am here afterall. You think my boi the straight up savage brought me on board just to be some fodder for some new belt that he created -> as if he said: " Yah, I want to make a new belt that no one will respect. Let me go get the most respected guy in that division to show much little i think of that." Truthfully, Rudd Billson your autistic little brain get around the fact that I am the best in the world at what I do. You like everyone else thinks I just come out here like:  Its more than just a slang and a fierce bite I got. Its more than what anyone else knows but those in the know stay the fuck away from me. But you a spastic tit suckin' FGT, Rudd Bilson who aint got an idea in your skull if'n I split cha wig and shoved a hand written note inside there. We'll put that to the test this sunday when I split cha wig for the world to see. I'll even invite chuck norris up on stage. He from Texas, he don't mind round house kicking a mental defective like yourself. In fact, I heard its a pass time. Thats why theirs mental defective like you in the world. The world is so afraid of chuck norris givin FGTs brain damage, life just does it for him as a means to appease him. Now you got to think you yourself Rudd Bilson -> what chu gone do after this " I-L-L -> relevant" coked up mad man breaks your back and makes you humble in the middle of the ring -> what of you then LOL you still be Rudd Bilson -> the fuckin spastic mental defective -> eating crayons N' shit. And ol' Z still GONE BE... THE REIGNING  DEFENDING ULTIMATE MEDIA CHAMPION  |
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Post by Evil Paul Rudd on Jun 15, 2017 10:54:41 GMT -6
Why you bringing up Rod Bilson? At least refer to him by his professional name. That tranny Lilith. And didn't she kick your ass on the internet? Fuck you bringing up Rod Bilson and shit. Don't you fucking know he literally spends the whole day google searching his own name just hoping for new hits. And now you led him here. I swear to god if fucking Lilith shows up I will murder you. Not just take your titles like I already planned to. Straight up murder you.
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Post by Evil Paul Rudd on Jun 15, 2017 10:59:57 GMT -6
Z Mac knows Lilith and uses her in conversation. That match is over.. dude fucking slaughtered himself. All credibility lost. How do you recover from that. Fuck he even lost to Lilith.. who then destroyed the title she won from him. That shit is embarassing. In fact that shit is so embarassing I wasn't even going to bring it up. I might be evil but I ain't cruel. Well unless it suits me to be. But you weny ahead and opened the hornets nest. Everyone treats you like some sort of icon of the internet, an icon of the hydermedia division. But yet you singlehandedly almost destroyed your own creation. You let Lilith literally destroy the belt you worked for. Whatever happened to you post you lose, you don't post you still lose? It appears that isn't always the case there Mac!
You provide your own p.r. department and it works for you when you are facing morons. But Evil Paul Rudd, he ain't no moron Z. You think I'm some sort of fanboy, it's called research Zombie. Maybe you should try it. Of course I'm rich enough to pay people to do mine for me but same difference basically.
You brought the trombone and the Shai clap. Is it doing it for you this time? Yeah.. didn't fucking think so.
Get LilithWrecked. Wait.. you already did.
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Post by SEAMAC on Jun 15, 2017 11:05:38 GMT -6
Why you bringing up Rod Bilson? At least refer to him by his professional name. That tranny Lilith. And didn't she kick your ass on the internet? Fuck you bringing up Rod Bilson and shit. Don't you fucking know he literally spends the whole day google searching his own name just hoping for new hits. And now you led him here. I swear to god if fucking Lilith shows up I will murder you. Not just take your titles like I already planned to. Straight up murder you.  Oh? Rudd Bilson gettin' Sand in his Vag? You wana know how I know what I know -> cuz unlike you I worked with Lilith. Fuckin Spastic cunt. But you Rudd Bilson -> I heard you can drown just by looking a fish tank on the TV. You cant even handle the stone cold truth of the matter. I thought you were EVIL LOL Evil Rudd Bilson. Yah, thats what you are. fuckin catfishin' the catfish. Cat in the Hat Fish. Damn Shame. What chu gone do about it Rudd Bilson? I thought you were a bad mother fucker. I thought you were gone kick me in my balls or some shit LOL -> or sumshit. Thought you were gonna k-k-k-kummin up in here to kick my ass and take my title and make me obsolete or sum shit. Yah.. or sum shit.. but now...  GET Z-WREKT LOL YOU SPASTIC ASPERGER FGT |
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Post by SEAMAC on Jun 15, 2017 11:06:58 GMT -6
Z Mac knows Lilith and uses her in conversation. That match is over.. dude fucking slaughtered himself. All credibility lost. How do you recover from that. Fuck he even lost to Lilith.. who then destroyed the title she won from him. That shit is embarassing. In fact that shit is so embarassing I wasn't even going to bring it up. I might be evil but I ain't cruel. Well unless it suits me to be. But you weny ahead and opened the hornets nest. Everyone treats you like some sort of icon of the internet, an icon of the hydermedia division. But yet you singlehandedly almost destroyed your own creation. You let Lilith literally destroy the belt you worked for. Whatever happened to you post you lose, you don't post you still lose? It appears that isn't always the case there Mac! You provide your own p.r. department and it works for you when you are facing morons. But Evil Paul Rudd, he ain't no moron Z. You think I'm some sort of fanboy, it's called research Zombie. Maybe you should try it. Of course I'm rich enough to pay people to do mine for me but same difference basically. You brought the trombone and the Shai clap. Is it doing it for you this time? Yeah.. didn't fucking think so. Get LilithWrecked. Wait.. you already did. |
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Post by SEAMAC on Jun 15, 2017 11:10:01 GMT -6
Z Mac knows Lilith and uses her in conversation. That match is over.. dude fucking slaughtered himself. All credibility lost. How do you recover from that. Fuck he even lost to Lilith.. who then destroyed the title she won from him. That shit is embarassing. In fact that shit is so embarassing I wasn't even going to bring it up. I might be evil but I ain't cruel. Well unless it suits me to be. But you weny ahead and opened the hornets nest. Everyone treats you like some sort of icon of the internet, an icon of the hydermedia division. But yet you singlehandedly almost destroyed your own creation. You let Lilith literally destroy the belt you worked for. Whatever happened to you post you lose, you don't post you still lose? It appears that isn't always the case there Mac! You provide your own p.r. department and it works for you when you are facing morons. But Evil Paul Rudd, he ain't no moron Z. You think I'm some sort of fanboy, it's called research Zombie. Maybe you should try it. Of course I'm rich enough to pay people to do mine for me but same difference basically. You brought the trombone and the Shai clap. Is it doing it for you this time? Yeah.. didn't fucking think so. Get LilithWrecked. Wait.. you already did.   |
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Post by Evil Paul Rudd on Jun 15, 2017 11:10:44 GMT -6
Yes Yes Yes Zombie just keep on rambling. I guess that makes sense.. you being a zombie and all. I guess if you live long enough you turn into that old man who rants at clouds soon enough.  But listen here you Grampa Simpson Zombie wantabe all your fucking pathetic, nonsensical threats. They don't work here. They don't work on Paul Rudd. They may have worked on everyone else in the Hypermedia division. They might have worked on everyone in the internet division. But it ends here. This is why I challenged you. You think a man with a pedigree like mine, a man with a record like mine would have challenged you if I wasn't certain of victory? I have box office smashes, I have awards, I have worked with and outshined all the stars in Hollywood, but that wasn't enough. I was the first man to mess with the Guardians and live to tell the tale. I created my own fucking Evil Empire just to fuck with them! I took on the first heroes of the UCI and I not only surviced but thrived! What the fuck do you think you're going to do to me, Zombie? You didn't even fucking prepare for me. I'm ready for you. You know I'm ready for you. Hell, I'll even put it in terms you can understand, one of those Beach Krew type references that barely make sense because you ain't even with the Krew anymore! The tides of change are coming Z Mac, prepare to get swept away. |
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Post by Evil Paul Rudd on Jun 15, 2017 11:12:53 GMT -6
You worked with Lilith/Rod Bilson? You saying that like it's something to be proud of. Now if you worked with Lilith and fucking beheaded the cunt.. now that's something to be proud of. But you losing to Lilith.. yeah you just digging yourself deeper. Here's a shovel Zombie.
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