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Post by Spencer Adams on Jun 14, 2017 0:45:50 GMT -6
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Response DayCompetitors will be judged on how well they respond to one another with shoot/smack talk. There will be no posting limit. |
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Post by Evil Paul Rudd on Jun 14, 2017 22:04:27 GMT -6
Zombie McMorris? Are you here? Are you awake? You might notice it is literally just after midnight. At the very first time I could legally post. This is intentional. This is called sending a message. Zombie.. you better get yourself a lot of coke. Enough coke that you can stay up all weekend. Because I'm going to be here all fucking weekend. I'm going to be here so long you're going to have to switch to crack so you don't go broke. Everyone else is afraid of challenging you Zombie. But by the time Monday rolls around you'll know why Evil Paul Rudd doesn't have to fear any man.
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Post by Evil Paul Rudd on Jun 14, 2017 22:05:05 GMT -6
Zombie McMorris? Are you here? Are you awake? You might notice it is literally just after midnight. At the very first time I could legally post. This is intentional. This is called sending a message. Zombie.. you better get yourself a lot of coke. Enough coke that you can stay up all weekend. Because I'm going to be here all fucking weekend. I'm going to be here so long you're going to have to switch to crack so you don't go broke. Everyone else is afraid of challenging you Zombie. But by the time Monday rolls around you'll know why Evil Paul Rudd doesn't have to fear any man. Evil Paul Rudd dropping some truth right here. |
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Post by Evil Paul Rudd on Jun 14, 2017 22:05:42 GMT -6
Zombie McMorris? Are you here? Are you awake? You might notice it is literally just after midnight. At the very first time I could legally post. This is intentional. This is called sending a message. Zombie.. you better get yourself a lot of coke. Enough coke that you can stay up all weekend. Because I'm going to be here all fucking weekend. I'm going to be here so long you're going to have to switch to crack so you don't go broke. Everyone else is afraid of challenging you Zombie. But by the time Monday rolls around you'll know why Evil Paul Rudd doesn't have to fear any man. Evil Paul Rudd dropping some truth right here. I know, right? Pure fucking perfection! |
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Post by Evil Paul Rudd on Jun 14, 2017 22:11:10 GMT -6
This thread has been almost ten minutes without that Shia Labeouf clapping bullshit or that booty clapping trombone shit. Of course that's probably just because you're not here yet Z Mac. Apparently the only good Z Mac on the internet is when you're not on the internet. So I'm going to do the world a favor and take that Hypermedia title away from you so you don't have an excuse to shitpost anymore
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Post by Evil Paul Rudd on Jun 14, 2017 22:12:28 GMT -6
This thread has been almost ten minutes without that Shia Labeouf clapping bullshit or that booty clapping trombone shit. Of course that's probably just because you're not here yet Z Mac. Apparently the only good Z Mac on the internet is when you're not on the internet. So I'm going to do the world a favor and take that Hypermedia title away from you so you don't have an excuse to shitpost anymore And it only took you ten minutes to fucking destroy McMorris |
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Post by Evil Paul Rudd on Jun 14, 2017 22:13:04 GMT -6
This thread has been almost ten minutes without that Shia Labeouf clapping bullshit or that booty clapping trombone shit. Of course that's probably just because you're not here yet Z Mac. Apparently the only good Z Mac on the internet is when you're not on the internet. So I'm going to do the world a favor and take that Hypermedia title away from you so you don't have an excuse to shitpost anymore And it only took you ten minutes to fucking destroy McMorris I know I'm disappointed in myself too. I should have done it in 6 tops |
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Post by Evil Paul Rudd on Jun 14, 2017 22:13:40 GMT -6
oh wait.. I got three rounds.. I can do this all fucking weekend! All Evil Paul Rudd.. all the fucking time!
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Post by Evil Paul Rudd on Jun 14, 2017 22:14:57 GMT -6
oh wait.. I got three rounds.. I can do this all fucking weekend! All Evil Paul Rudd.. all the fucking time! You should have put this on pay per view. People don't deserve to see your brillance for free. |
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Post by Evil Paul Rudd on Jun 14, 2017 22:22:18 GMT -6
This is going to get so much less entertaining when ZMac shows up and I have to respond to him instead of myself
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Post by Evil Paul Rudd on Jun 14, 2017 22:30:58 GMT -6
Although I have to admit on some level I'm looking forward to hearing him speak. A man like me doesn't get a good laugh too often.
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Post by Evil Paul Rudd on Jun 14, 2017 22:48:34 GMT -6
Z Mac still not here. Perhaps I'll have to amuse myself with a joke instead.
How many bumps of cokes will Zombie McMorris have to do in order to forget the day he lost the Hypermedia Championship to me?
Trick question.. there isn't enough coke on the planet for that to happen. This week will haunt you the rest of your McMorris and since you're a zombie that could be an eternity
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Post by Evil Paul Rudd on Jun 14, 2017 22:49:12 GMT -6
Z Mac still not here. Perhaps I'll have to amuse myself with a joke instead. How many bumps of cokes will Zombie McMorris have to do in order to forget the day he lost the Hypermedia Championship to me? Trick question.. there isn't enough coke on the planet for that to happen. This week will haunt you the rest of your McMorris and since you're a zombie that could be an eternity That did give me a bit of a chuckle |
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Post by Evil Paul Rudd on Jun 14, 2017 23:10:23 GMT -6
By the end of this weekend the question on everyone's lips is going to be.. how did an actor make the great Zombie McMorris look like such a little bitch?
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Post by Evil Paul Rudd on Jun 14, 2017 23:33:10 GMT -6
People didn't think Damien Kaine was going to win the Election Day poll for a tag title shot but he did. People don't think I'm going to win the Hydermedia AND television titles in one fell swoop but I will. The morale of the story? People are stupid. Especially the people who voted for Damien Kaine because the Guardians fucking suck ass.
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