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Post by SEAMAC on Jun 14, 2017 23:50:06 GMT -6
LOL
Yo, Paul Rudd.
Wuz up?
ever get butt fucked by Sea Shanties?
LOL
You bout to.
Ol' Q. He knows whats up. He knows you fucked up with a ducked up. Corkscrew style.
the deep -> dat blue -> them leviathan waves bout to hold you down and molest you.
But you
LOL
jokes fah days.
We can do this the easy way or the hard way.
choice is yours
LOL fuck you -> it ain't.
Zombie McMorris bout to walk up and clap the cawks out cha mouth. Quite frankly, ya dick holster needs to be streched and properly be broken and truth be told -> its bout it.
You can talk about DK all you want and the will of the people but they aint here. None of them.
Moral of the story -> you're next in line for ZMAC to tear through like a vicious hurrican wrecking a Hatian Village.
Send the aid. Send the missions. Sends the donations. Get your punk ass on a telethon where it belongs.
shit bout to be intercepted by some Z-molly piratez
I run this shit. All you can do is wipe the blood from your asshole.
heres some 2 ply.
get your manpon on.
You'll need the practice for Sunday.
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Post by SEAMAC on Jun 14, 2017 23:51:09 GMT -6
Zombie McMorris? Are you here? Are you awake? You might notice it is literally just after midnight. At the very first time I could legally post. This is intentional. This is called sending a message. Zombie.. you better get yourself a lot of coke. Enough coke that you can stay up all weekend. Because I'm going to be here all fucking weekend. I'm going to be here so long you're going to have to switch to crack so you don't go broke. Everyone else is afraid of challenging you Zombie. But by the time Monday rolls around you'll know why Evil Paul Rudd doesn't have to fear any man. |
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Post by Evil Paul Rudd on Jun 15, 2017 0:46:35 GMT -6
if by fucked by sea shanties you mean forced to listen to tons of nonsensical crap then I guess you got me or something like that.
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Post by Evil Paul Rudd on Jun 15, 2017 0:52:53 GMT -6
he did say something that was right though. I'll give him that. He said Paul Rudd thinks he's better than Old Z. I do think I'm better than Zombie McMorris because I am. Next Monday everyone else will think the same. You come in with two belts you leave with zero. I only ask you get my name right. It's not just Paul Rudd, it's Evil Paul Rudd. You'll know why on Overload
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Post by Evil Paul Rudd on Jun 15, 2017 0:55:53 GMT -6
okay he was right twice, he thinks I'm to win a three legged race with a four legged horse. Yeah so? Why wouldn't I? I'd win by a mile wouldn't I? If I got the chance to do things the easy way or the hard way what do you think I would choose to do? Add it to the list of reasons I am going to win apparently I'm not a moron like Z Mac
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Post by Evil Paul Rudd on Jun 15, 2017 0:58:56 GMT -6
You asked me if I know the rules. Oh, I know the rules but fortunately for Evil Paul Rudd I never played by the rules.
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Post by Evil Paul Rudd on Jun 15, 2017 1:04:15 GMT -6
I fear that listening to Zombie McMorris is actually making me dumber. I'm going to go do something intelligent like go watch a Pauly Shore movie or something.
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Post by Evil Paul Rudd on Jun 15, 2017 1:04:52 GMT -6
Yep.. just like I thought. Jury duty makes more sense then Z Mac. Compared to Z Mac it's Citizen Kane.
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Post by Evil Paul Rudd on Jun 15, 2017 1:08:36 GMT -6
and Damnit that stupid fucking Shai clap is back. Honest question.. do you post the Shai clap as a public service announcement so women know you have the clap? I would say taking the title away from you would limit your selection of women but that's not true. There is still going to be someone stupid and desperate enough to want you. But while they still might want the Zombie.. they won't be wanting the tv and hypermedia champion anymore because you won't have those honors.
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Post by SEAMAC on Jun 15, 2017 7:52:24 GMT -6
if by fucked by sea shanties you mean forced to listen to tons of nonsensical crap then I guess you got me or something like that. |
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Post by SEAMAC on Jun 15, 2017 7:53:22 GMT -6
he did say something that was right though. I'll give him that. He said Paul Rudd thinks he's better than Old Z. I do think I'm better than Zombie McMorris because I am. Next Monday everyone else will think the same. You come in with two belts you leave with zero. I only ask you get my name right. It's not just Paul Rudd, it's Evil Paul Rudd. You'll know why on Overload |
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Post by SEAMAC on Jun 15, 2017 7:55:08 GMT -6
Yep.. just like I thought. Jury duty makes more sense then Z Mac. Compared to Z Mac it's Citizen Kane. |
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Post by SEAMAC on Jun 15, 2017 8:16:25 GMT -6
and Damnit that stupid fucking Shai clap is back. Honest question.. do you post the Shai clap as a public service announcement so women know you have the clap? I would say taking the title away from you would limit your selection of women but that's not true. There is still going to be someone stupid and desperate enough to want you. But while they still might want the Zombie.. they won't be wanting the tv and hypermedia champion anymore because you won't have those honors.  LOL dah matter with chu Son? You be talkin' like you already know my work. Dare ol' Z say he gotz a fan? Darin' he be sayin it cuz he can. Cuz dat shits true. Paul Rudd -> fuck dat Evil shit cuz you aint evil. Ain't nuttin you did that I havent salready done when I was 12. Ain't nuttin you did done that I already ain't. You be Evil? Watch chu be doing -> not washing your plates with plant based soaps N' shit -> be on that fuck the enviormentz trip LOL yah son -> you and Bolas got a tear tricklin down ya face. Sad fuckin' state of it. What is sad is that we got ourselves another DICK-LUSIONAL mo- fawk tryin to k-k-k-k-kumm up in here for the Coked Up Mad Mans championship. You done takin so much Dick already that you be seeing things. All you be doing N' sayin is hopeful N' wishful thinking. Be talkin' like shits a shame but rather youz just a SHAM -> a FU-K-K-K-KAY-Z in yo' time. You couldnt get no real work doing what chu used to do N' now you want to walk into this pro wrzzlin trip cuz this shit "fake" or sum shit when there aint nuttin fake about bein fake up in here. Shee-it just cuz you got trained in a strip mall by some dude who shook Chuck Norris's hands dont mean you know what chu doing. LOL fuckin Jay-brone prolly come at ol' Z with that "I was trained by Hector Von Gracie or Kay-rop Cop or sea bass rutin." Ol' Z is a foot taller and fifty pounds heavier. If'n I want I can bulk the back up to 260 and ruin ya life like a sex scandle. a very homo->erotic -> sex scandle cuz ZMAC gone be dumpin baby batter in your diverticulitis pockets. You know what those are? those are pot holes in your intestines. Sunday night I'mma fill them pot holes fo fah and you gone be limpin on out of the area knowing that everything that you thought about wrzzlin' was straight out of your movie scenes. Cuz you just a dude playin a dude pretending to be another dude. Shee-it -> this is real life son. The world is scary son. Ol' Z gone be dropping you on your head like you a coconut lawn dart. Just drop you out that tree and watch you go splat. Go watch them 9/11 films where dudes be leapin from 700 feet. Get some practice. but kow that it aint the fall that kills you -> its them Z force impacts. Its the impacts of my words -> of this silver tongue that pierces deep and watches as you bleed out in the middle of the ring -> hemorrhaging from your own mother fucking stupidity. Blood be leakin out cha new pussy. Call you Caitlyn Appitow or some shit. Funny how you be mentionin Pauly Shore as if that isnt a dated refrerence. FGT, I could reference Red Skellington and still be more culturally relevant than that shit. Fuck, After you get Z-Wrekt on Sunday night, you and Pauly can look for work together sucking dick in China Town, selling your blood or 20 bucks so you can afford the rent on a cardboard fucking box. THOSE LA PRICES, SON! but frankly, ain't LA gone do anything dat ol' Z hasnt already done to you on sunday night. the only difference is, ol' Z be walkin out with both straps still on his shoulder. And paul rudd be walkin out with his large N' small intestine over his. N' since you so fond of dat Shia Clap... Play me out son  |
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Post by Evil Paul Rudd on Jun 15, 2017 9:04:32 GMT -6
if by fucked by sea shanties you mean forced to listen to tons of nonsensical crap then I guess you got me or something like that. That's actually a big improvement. I would be willing to appear in the music video for that. For the right price of course. The major difference between that and the rest of your shit posts is that you didn't make that one. Which instantly makes it a million times better. |
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Post by Evil Paul Rudd on Jun 15, 2017 9:07:35 GMT -6
Since I'm going to take your Hypermedia and television titles I might as well leave you with something to remember me by. So I'll give you some advice. That video you made.. it needs a laugh track. I can also provide that service, for a price of course. Shit, I'll do it for free.. everytime I watch it I start laughing anyways.
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