|
|
Post by payasoloco on May 23, 2017 21:31:32 GMT -6
@locolucha
Buff Mustache? Boner Award? Is that, like, the biggest dick under 2 inches? Because I feel like I have Cheetos bigger than what hehe's packing...
Congratulations, though.
|
|
|
|
Post by Buff Mustache on May 24, 2017 7:00:41 GMT -6
@locolucha Buff Mustache? Boner Award? Is that, like, the biggest dick under 2 inches? Because I feel like I have Cheetos bigger than what hehe's packing... Congratulations, though. Yea it's 2 inches FROM THE FLOOR BABY! But seriously, making fun of a man's penis size. Seems a little juvenile. Almost as juvenile as back in 78 when Papa Stache and the cast of threes company mashed body parts together and made his John Ritter. |
|
|
|
Post by payasoloco on May 24, 2017 7:38:21 GMT -6
@locolucha
2 inches from the floor? So you have a detachable penis, and it fell down your trouser leg. Got it.
In any case, I must make juvenile jokes about your Millimeter Peter, because you wouldn't understand an intelligent joke.
Archaic man-beast.
|
|
|
|
Post by Biff Mustache on May 24, 2017 10:21:03 GMT -6
@locolucha 2 inches from the floor? So you have a detachable penis, and it fell down your trouser leg. Got it. In any case, I must make juvenile jokes about your Millimeter Peter, because you wouldn't understand an intelligent joke. Archaic man-beast. The Biffster's penis is as big as a juvenile. Yours is as big as a juvenile's. Boom, roasted! |
|
|
|
Post by payasoloco on May 24, 2017 11:00:07 GMT -6
@locolucha
Biff puts his what in a juvenile? You, sir, should be kept at least 1000 feet from a school. Disgusting piece of trash.
|
|
|
|
Post by Biff Mustache on May 24, 2017 11:20:51 GMT -6
I can explain. Your mom never told me she was under 18.
|
|
|
|
Post by payasoloco on May 24, 2017 11:56:18 GMT -6
@locolucha
I would say something similar about your mother, but that woman looks like she fell out of the sky and hit every dick on the family tree on the way down...
|
|
Mama Mustache
Developmental
Don't mess with my gawd damn family!
Posts: 91 
|
Post by Mama Mustache on May 24, 2017 12:41:09 GMT -6
@locolucha I would say something similar about your mother, but that woman looks like she fell out of the sky and hit every dick on the family tree on the way down... Trust me, sonny, I hit a lot of dicks in my prime and I'd hit yours, too, but I'd need a gawd damn microscope just to locate the fuckin' thing! |
|
|
|
Post by payasoloco on May 24, 2017 12:45:30 GMT -6
@locolucha
Ma'am, I appreciate the offer. But I don't sleep with anyone old enough to have been at Moses' exodus.
Also: I think I've seen your face somewhere. I think Warf from the Star Trek franchise. Or Rocky Dennis. Maybe Jabba the Hut? I don't fully recall.
|
|
Mama Mustache
Developmental
Don't mess with my gawd damn family!
Posts: 91
|
Post by Mama Mustache on May 24, 2017 13:20:52 GMT -6
The jokes are cute and all, sonny, but no matter what I look like or how hold I am, I can still fuck like a rawk star and would still give you a better time than all the young sluts out there t'day that think they know how to get the jawb done! Ya problem is ya wouldn't be able to handle Mama Mustache just like ya don't know how to handle ya gawd damn dick!
|
|
|
|
Post by payasoloco on May 24, 2017 13:46:15 GMT -6
@locolucha
First, señora, I'm sure you've had plenty of years to get yours. And if it weren't for the fact that you're probably stretched more than a tightrope across the Pacific, I'm sure you could give me a good time.
But between the saggy skin, the extra flabs, the fact that you look like something out of a science fiction movie and the high likelyhood that you have more STD's than we have names for...
I'm gonna opt out on this one.
|
|
|
|
Post by Buff Mustache on May 24, 2017 14:07:17 GMT -6
URSULA MUSTACHE IS A SAINT
|
|
|
|
Post by Biff Mustache on May 24, 2017 18:00:20 GMT -6
You know what we should do to this guy, Buff? We should take him out back behind Mustache Manor and smack him across the face with our johnsons just like Papa Stache and Mr. T did to Cyndi Lauper back in '85 in the MSG dressing room. Then we'll bury him in the ground head first leaving his ass exposed and jam a weightlifting bar in his el payasshole!
|
|
|
|
Post by payasoloco on May 24, 2017 21:13:10 GMT -6
@locolucha
Is that a challenge, Pre-Jack? I'm pretty sure I have an open slot at Lazarus...
|
|
|
|
Post by Biff Mustache on May 25, 2017 1:51:00 GMT -6
Find a partner and you've got yourself a match.
Or you can go solo and we can just gang bang you.
The choice is yours, and the Super Stache Brothers are all about being pro-choice.
|
|
