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Post by Buff Mustache on Apr 19, 2017 13:05:25 GMT -6
'Tis such a beautiful day here at Mustache Manor.
This weekend my good brother Biff will integrate you all into Mustachedom when he wins the Crow Cup Battle Royal and that night we will giving away free mustache rides to the first dozen who enter the manor.
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Papa Stache
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Post by Papa Stache on Apr 19, 2017 13:18:50 GMT -6
It's so good to see my boys working together again!
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Post by Buff Mustache on Apr 20, 2017 9:36:46 GMT -6
Always, Dad. We're good boys like you raised us to be.
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Post by Biff Mustache on Apr 20, 2017 10:04:44 GMT -6
Damn it, Buff! You told me this was a new porn site! Now I come to find out it's a stupid message board! Oh, man, now The Biffster's got a boner and he doesn't know what to do with it. Where's Mama Stache's vacuum?
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Papa Stache
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Post by Papa Stache on Apr 20, 2017 10:24:09 GMT -6
Remember, you clog it, you're buying a new one.
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Mama Mustache
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Post by Mama Mustache on Apr 20, 2017 10:51:38 GMT -6
Biff, you're a load I should have swallowed.
Buff, keep being mama's angel.
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Post by Biff Mustache on Apr 20, 2017 11:15:56 GMT -6
That Dyson just swallowed a load, oh yeah!
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Post by Biff Mustache on Apr 20, 2017 11:19:21 GMT -6
Trust me, Pops. When I win the Crow Cup, I can buy 10 vacuums. That's like having 10 ring rats!
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Post by Mama Mustache on Apr 20, 2017 11:45:58 GMT -6
Gawd damn it, Biff! That's the third time this year! You're gettin' the wooden spoon!
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Papa Stache
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Post by Papa Stache on Apr 20, 2017 11:46:58 GMT -6
That's my boy.
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Post by Papa Stache on Apr 21, 2017 7:58:37 GMT -6
It's so awesome that they made phones to watch porn on nowadays. Isn't technology marvelous?
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Post by Buff Mustache on Apr 21, 2017 14:05:52 GMT -6
Technology is marvelous. Did you know that they even have sex robots now too.
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Post by Buff Mustache on Apr 21, 2017 14:28:01 GMT -6
Buff the Stuff likes it Rough
Just thought you all should know.
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Post by Biff Mustache on Apr 22, 2017 16:59:42 GMT -6
I saw Beauty and The Beast today. Let's just say Emma Watson can play with The Biffster's magic wand ANYTIME.
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Mama Mustache
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Post by Mama Mustache on Apr 25, 2017 7:24:16 GMT -6
You're a constant disappointment, Biff
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