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Post by Biff Mustache on Apr 26, 2017 3:24:39 GMT -6
Mama, I just won the Crow Cup, oh yeah!
If only The Biffster got to see Mrs. Jones and the lesbo make out. That would have been the real prize!
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Post by Mama Mustache on Apr 26, 2017 3:26:56 GMT -6
One second you make me proud and then the next second I remember why you were an accident.
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Watcha gonna do when the Mustache Family runs wild IN you?!?
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Post by Papa Stache on Apr 27, 2017 5:46:31 GMT -6
The crow cup. It's a beautifully falic shaped prize. But I feel that it's missing something...
Congratulations, son.
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Watcha gonna do when the Mustache Family runs wild IN you?!?
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Post by Papa Stache on Apr 27, 2017 9:40:31 GMT -6
I had it melted down and repurposed. I think we can all agree that this is better  It's not blurred out on our Mantle BTW. |
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Post by Mama Mustache on Apr 27, 2017 9:41:20 GMT -6
That's a Rooster, not a crow, you moron! And get that off the mantle and into the bedroom!
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Post by Buff Mustache on Apr 27, 2017 9:42:13 GMT -6
That's a cock, mama.
and you can have it back when I'm done with it.
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Post by Biff Mustache on Apr 27, 2017 10:13:05 GMT -6
Thanks, Pops! A trophy fit for a Biffster!
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Post by Buff Mustache on Apr 27, 2017 16:25:04 GMT -6
Savage in the sheets AND a savage in the ring. keep those buttholes tight, boyand and girls, or you might get the stache treatment
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Post by Buff Mustache on May 1, 2017 6:24:14 GMT -6
Tonight my prodiget puts super stache style to the test. That bull lesbian and karlie Nash are gonna go down over and over and over.
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Papa Stache
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Watcha gonna do when the Mustache Family runs wild IN you?!?
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Post by Papa Stache on May 2, 2017 17:56:22 GMT -6
Watching Wheel of Fortune and just thinking about that night back in '88 at Trump Tower when me and Donald Trump tag teamed Vanna White and snorted coke out of her butthole while Bob Uecker simultaneously jerked off and called play-by-play.
Those were the days, brother.
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Post by Buff Mustache on May 2, 2017 19:11:45 GMT -6
Yea Pops... livin' the dream!
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Post by Biff Mustache on May 2, 2017 20:15:23 GMT -6
Classic Pops!
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Mama Mustache
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Post by Mama Mustache on May 2, 2017 20:24:19 GMT -6
Oh, so that's what you were doing the night I had to get an emergency hysterectomy?! Granted, it was a false alarm, but fuck you all the same, you piece of shit! You never snorted come outta MY asshole!
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Post by Damian Kaine on May 2, 2017 20:27:45 GMT -6
@kaineandableuci
Youse guys are fucking weird...
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Post by NegaSoniK on May 2, 2017 23:45:15 GMT -6
UCI's #1 familia man!
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