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Post by Damian Kaine on Apr 9, 2017 22:47:53 GMT -6
Damian Kaine is eating dinner in the UCI rec room. He gets up to throw his trash away when, in the trash can, he sees a glimmer of gold. He digs through almost a year's worth of moldy pizza and used panties with the initials KP on it. (Do the math  ) After a while, he pulls out a old belt. Damian Kaine is now the ACTUAL world champion. |
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Post by Kyle Cameron on Apr 9, 2017 22:51:09 GMT -6
@themainattraction
"FUCK"
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Post by Spencer Adams on Apr 9, 2017 22:53:45 GMT -6
Spencer Adams just takes the belt, because he's the owner of the company and wants to feel important. Lay in the grave and pull the dirt over you or I'll bury ya myself. Spencer Adams is the new actual world champion.
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Post by Damian Kaine on Apr 9, 2017 22:57:34 GMT -6
Damian feels sad that his title reign was shorter than Shadowlove's dick. Damian superkicks the boss. But walks away. However Damian's tears fall on Spencer.
Damian Kaine's tears are the ACTUAL world champion.
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Post by Frank Patrick Venable on Apr 9, 2017 23:02:54 GMT -6
FPV sees his boss laying on the floor, instinctively goes to wipe the water from his chest and check and see if he's alright.
Frank Patrick Venable is now ACTUAL World Champion.
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Post by Marco Daniels III on Apr 9, 2017 23:09:40 GMT -6
Marco Daniels III meets FPV at the Next WrestleCON. He challenges him to a pushup contest and then flips him and pins him.
Marco Daniels III is the new ACTUAL World Champion.
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Post by Damian Kaine on Apr 9, 2017 23:30:01 GMT -6
DK walks by MD3 at WrestleCON and notices the belt on his shoulder. He says "Hey dude." Marco turns around.
BOOM! HEADSHOT!
Wait. GUNPOWDER TREASON!
Damian Kaine is a 2x ACTUAL world Champion.
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Psychopomp
Developmental
#Andrerelentless
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Post by Psychopomp on Apr 11, 2017 8:57:44 GMT -6
Pomp who was with DK at the even high-five's him for his title reign and is now World Champion
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Post by Malice on Apr 11, 2017 16:22:08 GMT -6
Wrestling legend Bulk Bogan shows up, known for his Bulkamania gimmick in the early 80s and then a vicious steroid scandal in the early 90s and more recently regained noteriety for being racist while banging his friends wife on film shows up wearing his vintage yellow and red.
'You gotta keep your heat, brother' he says to no one in particular. 'Ain't no one gonna shoot on me. Ain't no one gonna roll ME up, brother'
He hits pomp with a surprise rollup and becomes the ACTUAL World Champion.
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Post by Damian Kaine on Apr 11, 2017 22:08:05 GMT -6
DK pokes Bulk Bogan's chest with needle, causing it to pop. Bogan goes down, DK pins him.
Damian Kaine is now the (3x) ACTUAL World Champion
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Post by Frank Patrick Venable on Apr 20, 2017 18:22:18 GMT -6
Frank Patrick Venable meets Damian Kaine and beats him up because he's a dick. Then pins him.
FPV is now ACTUAL World Champion.
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Post by Biff Mustache on Apr 20, 2017 18:38:19 GMT -6
Biff Mustache walks in and PULLS OUT HIS WANG!
And that's it.
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Post by Frank Patrick Venable on Apr 20, 2017 18:39:58 GMT -6
GOD'S SAKE MAN, THINK OF THE CHILDREN.
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Post by payasoloco on Apr 20, 2017 19:49:46 GMT -6
El Payaso Loco walks in, taken aback at the sight of Biff's micropenis.
He throws a random towel at Mustache to cover the embarrasing mangina.
The towel is the new ACTUAL World Champion.
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Papa Stache
Developmental
Watcha gonna do when the Mustache Family runs wild IN you?!?
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Post by Papa Stache on Apr 21, 2017 7:57:05 GMT -6
Papa Stache walks in to see the towel and picks it up. He uses it to clean his hand after giving Mama Stache the Stache Family version of the 'Finger Poke of Doom' because after it his hand smells oddly like disappointment and carp, thus becoming the Actual World Champion.
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