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Post by payasoloco on Apr 21, 2017 13:04:03 GMT -6
Payaso Loco scoffs at the notion that a man would use another man's dick towel to wipe old hag juice off his fingers.
He turns around, unwittingly bumping into a garbage can full of random objects. He tosses it aside, knocking Papa Stache to the ground completely by accident.
A roll of paper towels falls atop Papa Stache.
The paper towels are the new REAL World Champion.
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Post by Buff Mustache on Apr 21, 2017 13:33:43 GMT -6
"Ah... Paper towels... no evidence."
Unfazed by the fact that a perfectly good roll of paper towels were in the garbage and now on top of his passed out father, Buff Mustache shoves the paper towels into his tights and admires the bulge.
THE BULGE has become the ACTUAL (not real) World Champion
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Post by payasoloco on Apr 21, 2017 13:48:35 GMT -6
The roof begins to leak, causing a hole to rip in the ceiling. The rainfall hits the bulge, dampening the paper towel and weighing down THE BULGE.
The Rain is our new ACTUAL World Champion.
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Post by Frank Patrick Venable on Apr 21, 2017 22:21:13 GMT -6
UCI Announcer Extraordinare Frank Patrick Venable catches some of The Rain in his storm gauge. Knowing The Rain is ACTUAL World Champ, he decides to drink the rainfall.
FPV is now ACTUAL World champion.
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Post by payasoloco on Apr 22, 2017 13:03:25 GMT -6
FPV's grandmother swings by for a visit, and stumbles as she goes to hug her loving grandson.
FPV fails to balance himself, but makes sure he falls under his frail grandmother.
FPV's grandma is the ACTUAL World Champion.
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Post by Frank Patrick Venable on Apr 22, 2017 13:41:16 GMT -6
FPV asks his grandmother for his belt back. Not knowing why a man in a striped shirt suddenly gave a belt to her, she politely gives him the belt back.
FPV is once again ACTUAL World champion.
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Post by SHADOWLOVE on Apr 22, 2017 14:25:51 GMT -6
The former second ever and second longest reigning (5 hours) Actual World Champion, thinking this is Hypermedia Day 6, reactions to the thought of this Championship still being back in play:
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Post by Biff Mustache on Apr 22, 2017 17:02:39 GMT -6
Stock footage? More like COCK footage, oh yeah!
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Post by payasoloco on Apr 22, 2017 21:06:16 GMT -6
FPV places the title in his duffle bag while he takes a piss.
A hobo walks by, noticing something shiny. He picks it up and walks off.
The Dirty Hobo is the ACTUAL World Champion.
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Mama Mustache
Developmental
Don't mess with my gawd damn family!
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Post by Mama Mustache on Apr 25, 2017 7:25:48 GMT -6
Dirty Hobo turns out to be Mama Stache thus making HER the ACTUAL World Champion
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Post by Damian Kaine on May 1, 2017 20:46:21 GMT -6
(OOC: WHAT HAVE I DONE?!)
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Post by payasoloco on May 1, 2017 21:40:08 GMT -6
El Payaso Loco is walking down the street, trying to get wifi on his phone. He trips over and falls on top of some raggedy old bitch who wreaks of fish and moth balls. He stands, noticing a shiny object.
Payaso realizes what he's done.
El Payaso runs away with the title in hand, for he is now the ACTUAL World Champion.
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