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Post by Jack "The Crack" Schlongson on Aug 2, 2016 20:50:22 GMT -6
@crackinurarmour Hai hai, babes. Nice to see some of ya'll again.  Ready to play. #RockUrWorld |
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Post by Jack "The Crack" Schlongson on Aug 21, 2016 13:53:51 GMT -6
@crackinurarmour Oh sweet fans, I hope you're ready for another taste of The Crack! |
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Post by "Relentless" Andre Holmes on Nov 15, 2016 21:14:00 GMT -6
@relentlessholmes Oi. Shitbox. Do not, and I repeat, DO NOT fucking ever tag yourself in. As a matter of fact, here's a list. The list of things Jack Schlongson WILL not do.- Do not ever tag yourself in.
- Do not get involved in the action.
- Do not ever think you're the Tag Team Champion.
- Do not ever direct me except for World Champion or Your Superior.
- Do not ever interrupt my entrance.
- Do not ever classify yourself apart of #TeamRekless.
- Do not ever believe you are on the same level as me.
- Do not ever believe you are a main event player.
- Do not ever believe you will be anything more than a failed LGBT leader.
- DO NOT EVER CALL ME YOUR BAE/BOO/BABY/ANY NICKNAME EVER AGAIN!
Glad we had this conversation fuckin' retard.
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Post by Jack "The Crack" Schlongson on Aug 16, 2017 23:05:21 GMT -6
#CrackInUrArmour Oh wow, funny how life works, isn't it, dearies? Back and ready to jump right in, |
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Post by Preecha Kamon on Aug 16, 2017 23:06:36 GMT -6
#CrackInUrArmour Oh wow, funny how life works, isn't it, dearies? Back and ready to jump right in, @armandlives Stop trying to steal our return thunder!!! |
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Post by Jack "The Crack" Schlongson on Aug 16, 2017 23:09:46 GMT -6
#CrackInUrArmour Oh wow, funny how life works, isn't it, dearies? Back and ready to jump right in, @armandlives Stop trying to steal our return thunder!!! @crackinurarmour The fact that you get to share my return night should be a plus, hun. |
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Post by Preecha Kamon on Aug 16, 2017 23:11:22 GMT -6
@armandlives Stop trying to steal our return thunder!!! @crackinurarmour The fact that you get to share my return night should be a plus, hun. @armandlives Insulted! I spit! Huck-Toowie! I spit again! Huck-Toowie! You are a disgrace, my friend! You are merely muddling up what would be a historic moment by being the mediocre tail end! |
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Post by Jack "The Crack" Schlongson on Aug 16, 2017 23:39:16 GMT -6
@crackinurarmour The fact that you get to share my return night should be a plus, hun. @armandlives Insulted! I spit! Huck-Toowie! I spit again! Huck-Toowie! You are a disgrace, my friend! You are merely muddling up what would be a historic moment by being the mediocre tail end! Is it exhausting being so loud all the time? |
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Post by Preecha Kamon on Aug 16, 2017 23:44:48 GMT -6
@armandlives Insulted! I spit! Huck-Toowie! I spit again! Huck-Toowie! You are a disgrace, my friend! You are merely muddling up what would be a historic moment by being the mediocre tail end! Is it exhausting being so loud all the time? @armandlives Sometimes! |
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Post by Biff Mustache on Aug 17, 2017 12:25:14 GMT -6
Hey Buff! This guy's last name is Schlongson! And his name rhymes with crack! I love this guy!
No homo, of course.
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Post by Jack "The Crack" Schlongson on Aug 17, 2017 16:59:12 GMT -6
Hey Buff! This guy's last name is Schlongson! And his name rhymes with crack! I love this guy! No homo, of course. Sorry hun, but you've now been infected with all the homo. |
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Post by Kaz on Aug 17, 2017 16:59:42 GMT -6
@thegodson
I don't know which one are da Pistachio Bros anymore, everywhere I look it's gay porn
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Post by Jack "The Crack" Schlongson on Aug 17, 2017 18:38:28 GMT -6
@thegodson I don't know which one are da Pistachio Bros anymore, everywhere I look it's gay porn You must live in an amazing world. |
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Post by Biff Mustache on Aug 18, 2017 9:48:54 GMT -6
Hey Buff! This guy's last name is Schlongson! And his name rhymes with crack! I love this guy! No homo, of course. Sorry hun, but you've now been infected with all the homo. Wait a minute... |
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Post by Kaz on Aug 18, 2017 13:45:41 GMT -6
Sorry hun, but you've now been infected with all the homo. Wait a minute... @thegodson This is news to ya? Get out da closet already There's a lot more homos in there. |
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Ready to play. #RockUrWorld
