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Post by Results on Aug 1, 2016 23:38:03 GMT -6
Introduction
The O’Connell Center in Gainesville, Florida is sold out with over 20,000 fans excited for this card of main events. People around the world are tuned to see the best of the best fight each other with tension in the air, and the cameras divert to Gravedigger, and Jimmy Garcia at the announce table.
Jimmy Garcia: Ladies, and gentlemen! Welcome to #Beachmania! We’ve waited four weeks, and now we are here. We have two amazing matches that can only be the co-main event, and the main event. Erin Fausse against Andre Holmes in a No Disqualifications match but Howard Black faces off against Crow McMorris for the UCI World Heavyweight Championship!
Gravedigger: And if you dumbasses didn’t read the news, the special guest referee will be Dune. yes, I said it. Dune. Dune is here in UCI, and already taking the spotlight away from the men who fought for it. Typical Dune as always.
Jimmy Garcia: Don’t forget about UCI Television Champion, Jessica Buck, defending against Chase Jackson, and UCI Intercontinental Champion, David Sanchez, defending against Michael.
Gravedigger: And that Bar Room Brawl. Aight. Let’s get on with the show.
"Am I Evil?" by Metallica hits the arena speakers and the crowd gets to their feet. Jayson Price walks out from the back and pauses on the stage.
Jimmy Garcia: And it looks like our GM is out to make the surprise special announcement that he's been hyping!
Gravedigger: $5 says that he's finally going to tell us that he's gay.
Price walks down the ramp, slapping a few outstretched hands along the way, before climbing up the ring steps and stepping through the ropes. Taylor Lorde hands him a microphone before leaving the ring as Price's music fades out.
Crowd: PRICE! PRICE! PRICE!
Jayson Price: All right, all right. Settle down you damn heathens.
The crowd simmers down and takes their seats.
Jayson Price: Now then, tonight is a special night for UCI. What am I saying, every night is a special night here in UCI. But tonight has an extra special feel. Beachmania is the first PPV UCI has put on since I took over as the General Manager and we have an absolutely stacked show for you guys from top to bottom.
Crowd: UCI! UCI! UCI!
Jayson Price: When I first took this job I came out to this ring and I promised you all that I was going to do what it took to make UCI great. You wanted a fresh, experienced announce team and I gave you one. You wanted new match ups with new and exciting talents and I gave you them. Every decision that I've made since I took this job has been for you, the fans.
The fans applaud in appreciation as Price smiles.
Jayson Price: But with that said, I know that I have to keep coming up with ways to keep you all entertained. I have to do new things, maybe even crazy things, to keep you coming back week after week.
Gravedigger: Oh god. He's going to pull down his pants.
Jayson Price: But what can I do to possibly turn up the excitement for UCI? Give out free beers? Announce a hostile takeover of some crappy wrestling company up in Pennsylvania? Or maybe fire Gravedigger?
Jimmy Garcia: I like the sound of that last one!
Gravedigger: Shut up you little turd.
Jayson Price: While all of those would be fine choices, you guys deserve more than fine. You deserve great. And in order to give you great I'm out here to formally announce that on October 2nd, live from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, I am personally putting on a special show for you the fans.
The crowd pops.
Jayson Price: Don't get me wrong, UCI has been putting on some absolutely amazing shows as of late, but we're limited to what we're able to do under the UCI banner. Damn contracts and regulations and whatnot. So I'm saying to hell with all of that and I'm giving you 1 night where you'll get to see matches you'd normally never get to see. In fact I've already got 1 megastar signed on to appear and it's bound to get people talking.
Jimmy Garcia: I wonder who it is?
Gravedigger: Pee Wee Herman or bust.
Jayson Price: Now then, I've already been out here for far too long. So let's get this show going!
Price tosses his microphone out of the ring as his music hits. He exits the ring and heads up the ramp as the camera does a sweeping shot of the fired up UCI crowd.
Jimmy Garcia: Well there you have, October 2nd will see a special show hosted by our very own GM, Jayson Price. And he's already promised us one mystery superstar!
Gravedigger: Guarantee we'll all be disappointed, as usual.
UCI goes to a promo for next week's Overload.
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Post by Results on Aug 1, 2016 23:44:06 GMT -6
Jonathan Porter vs Night Wolf
Ding Ding Ding!
Taylor Lorde: Ladies, and gentlemen! This match is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first already in the ring! Hailing from the Montreal, Quebec, Canada! At six feet tall, weighing in at 221 pounds. He is Night Wolf!
We cut to the ring where we hear Yelawolf’s Til It’s Gone fading out over the speaker while Night Wolf stares intensily towards the entrance ramp.
Jimmy Garcia: Double debut time from a couple of guys who may have been exchanging a few words via social media this past week.
Gravedigger: Social media is the devil.
The lights in the arena dim. A red ribbon appears on the Titantron. A female voice sings "Do do doo do doo doo do do do do do do dooo do do do" and Centuries by Fallout boy starts. Red, Gold and Silver pyro curtains begin to shower down from the bottom of the Tron and the Cross of the Wolf appears as the words TRUE IMMORTAL come together under it. Scenes of the Man In Black fighting past superstars of the Asylum begin to montage on the screen as the Spirit of the Wolf walks through the shower of fire.
Taylor Lorde: Introducing his opponent! Hailing from Long Pond, Pennsylvania! At six feet tall, weighing in at 220 pounds. He is Jonathan “Fang” Porter!
A sinister look is on his face, but then he looks to the fans and smirks his trademark smirk. He walks down to the ring, taking his leather jacket off as he gets there and hands it to a ring attendant. He then slides in the ring slowly. He stands up and looks around the arena taking in the reaction of the crowd.
Jimmy Garcia: Should be a fun contest here between two promising prospects!
Ding Ding Ding!
Gravedigger: Both men taking their time right now. That slow pace, wait for the opponent to strike first strategy is a pretty sound one honestly.
The two lunge forward at the same time as a close quarters tie up kicks off the match.
Jimmy Garcia: Night Wolf taking it down to the ground here!
Gravedigger: Not so fast! Porter pushes off and back to a vertical base!
Jimmy Garcia: Wolf whips Porter off the ropes!
Gravedigger: Porter on the rebound with the big clothesline!
Jimmy Garcia: But Night Wolf ducks it!
Gravedigger: Porter bouncing off once again!
Jimmy Garcia: And it’s Night Wolf connecting with a dropkick on the rebound!
One!
Kick-Out!
Gravedigger: Even if these are newcomers, quick covers like that aren’t going to bring much success in UCI very often.
Night Wolf lifts Porter up a bit, applying the headlock once more as Porter pushes off with his feet again to stand up and gain balance.
Jimmy Garcia: Back suplex from Porter!
With Night Wolf on the mat this time, Porter presses a forearm against his opponents’ face, grinding down hard as the ref warns him a bit. Porter stands up and backs off with his hands in the air. Soon after, Night Wolf makes his way to his feet.
Gravedigger: Porter going for the big boot!
Jimmy Garcia: Night Wolf counters with a big running STO!
One!
Two!
Right as the count reaches two, Porter flips the weight and craddles Night Wolf for the counter pin attempt.
One!
Two!
Gravedigger: Night Wolf shifting the weight now.
One!
Two!
Kick-Out!
Jimmy Garcia: Nice little pinfall exchange there!
The two men get to their feet again, Porter springing up just a bit faster and stepping behind Night Wolf, catching him off guard as he wraps his arms around the midsection.
Gravedigger: Hard German suplex there, practically throwing his opponent on his neck!
Jimmy Garcia: Porter in control now with a big move there and he just waits for his opponent.
Gravedigger: Night Wolf up now.
Jimmy Garcia: Fatal Shot! Goodnight!
One!
Two!
Three!
Ding Ding Ding!
Taylor Lorde: Here is your winner, Jonathan Porter!
Jimmy Garcia: Excellent debut for Fang tonight and what better time to have such a debut than Beachmania!
Gravedigger: Agreed, nice win for Fang as the biggest show of the Summer continues on!
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Post by Results on Aug 1, 2016 23:50:13 GMT -6
Chase Scott vs Jericho Salazar
Taylor Lorde: The following match is scheduled for one fall!
The arena grows dark and the fans jump to their feet, Quarterback by Young Thug plays through the speakers and the cheers grow louder as Chase Scott scrolls across the screen, Chase makes his way out from behind the curtain wearing a black leather jacket along and a black hat that reads “Cunt” across the top.
Taylor Lorde: Introducing first! Hailing from Paris, France! At six feet, one inch tall, weighing in at 175 pounds. He is “Dope Boy” Chase Scott!
He slowly makes his way down the ramp way admiring the cheers from the crowd, he slides underneath the rope, bouncing off each apron and playing to the crowd.
Jimmy Garcia: Big match up between a couple newer stars here in UCI! The big question here is will Chase Scott bounce back from the loss in his debut effort?
Gravedigger: Salazar all the way! Don’t even try saying Jericho is going to do what he does best and stomp this man tonight!
Taylor Lorde: Introducing his opponent! Hailing from Oakland, California! At six feet, one inch tall, weighing in at 215 pounds. He is Jericho Salazar!
The lights go out, it’s pitch black. Then the lights begin to strobe violently while Abnormity- Shattered to the bone plays, disorienting his opponent. While this is going on he sprints down the stage and into the ring and tries to get a cheap shot on his opponent.
Gravedigger: Superman punch!
Jimmy Garcia: Signature Jericho there!
Ding Ding Ding!
As the hit connects, Scott flops back against the corner.
Gravedigger: Get him, Jericho!
Jimmy Garcia: I don’t think the ref is having any of it right now!
As Scott shield himself, the ref backs Jericho up.
Jimmy Garcia: Stiff clothesline from Scott!
Chase bounces off the ropes as Jericho gets back to his feet.
Gravedigger: Big boot!
Jimmy Garcia: Scott dodges it!
As Scott ducks under the boot and bounces off the opposite rope, Jericho turns around just in time to eat the counter.
Jimmy Garcia: Leaping DDT!
One!
Kick-Out!
Both men push themselves to their feet as Scott clinches in a tight headlock.
Jimmy Garcia: Nice start from Scott here!
Gravedigger: Don’t worry, Jimmy, Jericho can and will kill this man at any second!
Jericho slips the headlock, quickly stepping behind and wrapping his arms around the midsection.
Gravedigger: German suplex! I told you he’d get him, Jimmy! Always listen to Papa Digger!
Jericho steps back as Scott flops to the mat. Salazar takes a second to collect himself, grabbing at his jaw as Scott struggles to recover on the mat.
Jimmy Garcia: Jericho’s got him again! Going for a second one!
Gravedigger: Time for the squash match to start!
Jimmy Garcia: Scott flips out of it though!
As Scott lands on his feet, a surprised Salazar turns around to eat a dropkick to the face.
One!
Two!
Kick-Out!
Gravedigger: He didn’t really think that would be it did he? What an amateur!
Scott tries to lift Salazar to a standing position but is quickly lifted up in the air as Jericho lifts his opponent up onto his shoulder and charges forward.
Jimmy Garcia: Scott driven hard into the corner!
After his opponent drops down to a sitting position with his head against the turnbuckle, Jericho gets a running start and runs at him like a freight train.
Gravedigger: Big boot!
Jimmy Garcia: Jericho dragging Scott into the cover!
One!
Two!
Kick-Out!
Jericho’s face becomes red with anger as he positions Scott back up against the corner, quickly charging back for another hard boot.
Jimmy Garcia: Scott dodges and Salazar crashes and burns! That one had to hurt!
Salazar sits involuntarily on the middle turnbuckle, his legs around the post. Scott grabs hold of the head and quickly drives Jericho down to the mat.
Jimmy Garcia: Reverse DDT from the middle turnbuckle!
One!
Two!
Kick-Out!
Gravedigger: That’s how you do it, Jericho!
Jimmy Garcia: That one looked close!
Gravedigger: Don’t think for one second that Scott had his number there! Jericho knows what he’s doing out there!
Jimmy Garcia: Scott trying to bring Salazar to his feet once more!
Gravedigger: Back body drop from Salazar!
Scott leaps back to his feet and is quickly caught in powerbomb position.
Jimmy Garcia: Hurricanrana!
Scott taunts Salazar before ascending to the top rope.
Jimmy Garcia: Scott ready to take flight!
Chase balances himself before leaping towards the down Jericho.
Jimmy Garcia: Shooting star press!
Scott backs up into the corner and waits for Salazar to get to his feet.
Gravedigger: This is the big stage, Jericho! Show him who the man is!
Jimmy Garcia: Superki-!
Gravedigger: Knee to the gut from Jericho! Scott is down!
Jericho takes a step back before leaping in the air.
Gravedigger: Curbstomp!
One!
Two!
Three!
Ding Ding Ding!
Taylor Lorde: Here is your winner, Jericho Salazar!
Jimmy Garcia: Great effort by Scott tonight, but Jericho was just too strong in this one!
Gravedigger: Jericho is moving up after that one!
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Post by Results on Aug 1, 2016 23:57:11 GMT -6
Mandie Wheeler vs Chris Cane
Jimmy Garcia: As we move along tonight, another big match between one of UCI’s most impressive newcomers in rookie Mandie Wheeler and former tag team contender Chris Cane!
Gravedigger: Yay, more rookies. Can you sense the sarcasm, Jimmy?
Jimmy Garcia: Lighten up, Digger! This is Beachmania, the biggest show of the Summer!
The cameras turn their attention to the ring where Taylor Lorde is once again standing front and center.
Ding Ding Ding!
Taylor Lorde: The following match is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, from Nashville, Tennessee, Chris Cane!
A thin layer of smoke covers the stage as Drink In My Hand cues. As the chorus kicks in Cane steps out on to the stage to the delight of the fans. He turns up a beer bottle and pyro goes off on each side of him. once at ringside Cane climbs to each turnbuckle holding his hands up.
Jimmy Garcia: Cane looking to rebound here after a rough couple of weeks!
Gravedigger: A redneck fighting a woman. Something tells me UCI is going to catch a lot of flack for this one.
Taylor Lorde: Introducing his opponent! Hailing from Mandieville! At five feet, six inches tall, weighing in at 125 pounds. She is Mandie Wheeler!
Red and gold pyros go off as the houselights dim and Glamours by Fergie begins to play. The crowd erupts with cheers as the black satin curtain moves and out steps Mandie smiling at the fans.
Jimmy Garcia: I predict a future star here with Mandie Wheeler!
She waves as she stands at the top of the steel ramp and starts walk down high-fiving the fans on her way down to the ring. Once she reaches the the ring apron she slides into the ring and stands in the middle of the ring as her music dies down and the house lights return.
Ding Ding Ding!
As Mandie leans in for the tie up, Cane catches her off guard, leaping on top of her and immediately laying into her with some hard rights.
Gravedigger: Nice press from Cane there! That’s man power, Jimmy!
Jimmy Garcia: Cane with Wheeler up in the headlock, but don’t count out Mandie, Digger!
Mandie fights for control as she slowly backs Cane up against the ropes before throwing some arms around the midsection.
Jimmy Garcia: Kicks to the legs of Cane here!
Wheeler swings hard leg kicks to her opponent, giving her just enough of a window to her head loose and tight up the hold that she now has on Chris Cane’s midsection.
Gravedigger: Bridging suplex there from Wheeler.
One!
Kick-Out!
As the two get back to their feet, Mandie tries to wrap her arms around the front of the midsection once more.
Gravedigger: Big knee to the gut as Mandie is whipped off the ropes!
Jimmy Garcia: Shoulderblock from Cane!
One!
Two!
Kick-Out!
Cane brings Mandie to her feet, pulling her over to one of the corners as he quickly mounts it and holds his right first up in the air which he quickly brings down one shot after another as the crowd boos loudly.
Gravedigger: That’s ten!
Jimmy Garcia: Mandie looking wobbled now as Cane dismounts!
Gravedigger: DDT!
Cane looks around, flashing a confident smile towards the camera as he goes for the cover.
One!
Two!
Kick-Out!
Jimmy Garcia: Wheeler showcasing that heart here tonight!
Cane rises to his feet before leaping in the air for a big leg drop.
Jimmy Garcia: Mandie moving out of the way!
Gravedigger: Dropkick to Cane’s back as Wheeler goes for the cover.
One!
Two!
Kick-Out!
Cane grabs at his back in pain as he gets to his feet once again and arches outward.
Jimmy Garcia: Running crossbody!
Gravedigger: Chris Cane counters with the powerslam!
One!
Two!
Kick-Out!
Jimmy Garcia: Great awareness by Cane to be able to counter that one!
Cane lifts Mandie up by the hair this time before going for the stall suplex.
Gravedigger: Mandie dropping down, shifting that momentum!
Before he has time to react, Wheeler clotheslines Cane over the top rope.
Jimmy Garcia: What could Wheeler be thinking here?!
The crowd roars to life as Mandie climbs to the top rope and points down at Cane.
Gravedigger: I don’t know about this one, Jimmy!
Jimmy Garcia: Wheeler launching herself off top onto Cane!
Crowd: HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!
One!
Two!
Three!
Four!
Mandie roars out in excitement which the crowd returns with a loud round of applause. Wheeler lifts Cane to his feet and attempts to roll him under the bottom rope.
Gravedigger: Cane stopping her though and planting the feet!
Five!
Jimmy Garcia: Wheeler’s head being smacked against that ring post!
Six!
Seven!
Cane manages to launch Wheeler back under the bottom rope and into the ring before sliding in himself now.
Gravedigger: Cane stalking Wheeler now, waiting for the opening!
Mandie pushes herself to her feet as Cane grabs hold of the right leg.
Jimmy Garcia: Could be looking for that eight second ride! Mandie trying her best to keep balance on the other leg!
Wheeler manages to step in and grab hold of her opponent.
Jimmy Garcia: Mandie-Lock!
Gravedigger: Cane could be in trouble here, nowhere near the ropes!
Jimmy Garcia: Cane is tapping! It’s over!
Ding Ding Ding!
Taylor Lorde: Here is your winner by submission, Mandie Wheeler!
Jimmy Garcia: Win number two for Wheeler and a very impressive one I might add!
Gravedigger: The first of many moments to come here for Beachmania and UCI!
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Post by Results on Aug 2, 2016 0:00:14 GMT -6
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Post by Results on Aug 2, 2016 0:01:12 GMT -6
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Post by Results on Aug 2, 2016 0:07:13 GMT -6
Wade Moor Segment
The hum in the arena is a mixture of excitement and euphoria. Beachmania, so far, had been a rousing success, and the crowd was feeling every bit. The shell logo MDMA probably helped, but it was mostly the phenomenal wrestling show they were witnessing. Cut to Jimmy Garcia and Gravedigger sitting at ringside, going over what we've seen so far.
Jimmy Garcia: What a night it's been so far Gravedigger! We've had a ton of newcomers to the UCI cut their teeth in fantastic match ups that only the brilliant mind of Jayson Price can deliver!
Gravedigger: Brilliant, eh? I've never heard brilliant and Jayson Price in the same sentence before, but this show has been pretty great so far so, I guess that washed up alcoholic got something right. The sun shines on a dogs ass every once in a while, right?
Jimmy Garcia: I wouldn't know anything about that but I do know that we have a load of great matches coming to you still tonight, including the main event of Crow McMorris and Howard Black. It's going to be fantas –
The lights in the arena cut out, stopping Jimmy Garcia mid speech. The titantron buzzes to life, causing the crowd to stir in confusion. The scenes on the tron switch between luscious beaches to rainy coasts to muddy swamps. Indigo and emerald lights dance against each other on the stage, spiraling inward towards the curtain. The tron dies and the rest of the arena lights go dark as the light chirp of a dolphin plays over the speakers.
Jimmy Garcia: Wha – what?
Gravedigger: Do you feel that?
A recognizable distorted guitar riff begins to play over the P.A. sending the crowd into a mixed fury of emotion, cheers and jeers rain down from every inch of the O'Connell Center.
Gravedigger: OH MY GOD, IT'S HIM. IT'S...
21ST CENTURY SCHIZOID MAN!!!
Jimmy Garcia: IT'S WADE MOOR!!! HE'S BACK IN THE UCI!!!
The crowd erupts into a frenzy as Wade Moor steps out from behind the curtain, his hat pulled low over his eyes and a blade of grass sticking from the deviant smile spread to his cheeks. He brushes the shoulder of his red, black, and gold Tommy Bahama unbuttoned down to his chest. He makes his way down the ramp as the crowd continues to roar.
Jimmy Garcia: I can't believe what I'm seeing!
Gravedigger: This...I...it makes me...I gotta...
Gravedigger begins to shift around in his seat a little.
Wavedigger: That's better, Jimmy! Business is about to pick up, motherfucker!
Wade Moor comes to the ring apron, stretches his shoulders out, puts his hat on the edge, and slides in under the bottom rope. He effortlessly crawls towards the middle of the ring, hikes up on one knee, taps the ground, then blasts his arms out to either side of him soaking in the adoration or vile hatred from the Florida crowd. He smiles, stands to his feet, then asks for a microphone.
Wavedigger: HE BOUTA SPEAK! LISTEN UP AND PRAISE BE TO PAPA GODNILLA, PAPA BLESS!
Wade Moor moves the microphone to his mouth, but the crowd won't let him speak. The cheers and boos have become out of control, breaking off into sectioned mini chants.
Crowd: THIS IS AWESOME! THIS IS AWESOME! THIS IS AWESOME!
Crowd: GOD-NIL-LA! GOD-NIL-LA! GOD-NIL-LA!
Crowd: FUCK YOU WADE MOOR! CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP FUCK YOU WADE MOOR! CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP FUCK YOU WADE MOOR!
Wade holds his hand up to powerfully hush the entire crowd, and they wait in anticipation to see what he has to say. He smiles, rubs his hand down his beard, paces the ring, shakes his fist...
Wade Moor: DID Y'ALL MISS ME?!?!
The crowd breaks out into another series of cheers and jeers, letting Wade know exactly how they felt. Wade laughs into the microphone before continuing.
Wade Moor: I may have been gone for a long time, but I'll never be forgotten! I'm in your dreams, I'm in some of your nightmares. I stand right before you here in this ring and I'll always remember what I stand for!
The crowd oddly continues to cheer for Wade.
Wade Moor: Me being here, it's a promise, something that I'll never take for granted. It's a promise to everyone that Wade Moor is back for good, and I'm here to reconquer my kingdom. This ring, it's in my blood maaaaaan.
The crowd bursts into an uproarious cheer for Wade.
Wade Moor: That...oh how that's bad news for everyone in the UCI. You see, I gotta certain itch to scratch, a bone to pick clean with these razor sharp teeth, and Wade Moor is smarter, stronger than he's ever ever been!
Jimmy Garcia: That is bad news! An even more focused and dangerous Wade Moor? Everyone in the UCI better be on notice! They know what this man is capable of!
Wavedigger: Absolutely, Wade Moor is someone who knows exactly what he needs to do to get to the top, he's no stranger to that Jimmy!
Wade Moor: Now I'm sure you're wondering exactly what I'm talking about, but I wouldn't want to spoil the fun, the excitement, the drama maaaaan! But I know...I know, he's out there. He Seas Me. I Sea Him. Oh Godnilla knows, child. Watch me. Come find me. Even sharks swim close to shore in murky waters.
The last sentence causes the crowd to murmur to one another in a hushed disarray. It even leaves Jimmy Garcia and Wavedigger speechless. Wade Moor drops the mic and slides out of the ring as “21st Century Schizoid Man” by King Crimson begins to play. Wade walks up the ramp, arms outstretched to the sides, whispering “Come With Me” into the camera as the scene fades to black.
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Post by Results on Aug 2, 2016 0:16:55 GMT -6
Jayden Thunder vs Dustin Beaver
Ding Ding Ding!
Taylor Lorde: This match is scheduled for one fall!
The camera fades into the packed O'Connell Center, still alive from the previous match ups. The action continues forward as the arena goes dark and the familiar beginning of “Thunderstruck" by AC/DC is heard. all of a sudden a lightning bolt strikes the stage as gold sparks begin to reign down in front of the entrance curtain and onto the stage...Jayden Thunder comes through the curtain and emerges from the sparks, confident as ever he runs down to the ring.
Taylor Lorde: Introducing first! Hailing from Sparks, Nevada! At six feet, one inch tall, weighing at 217 pounds. He is Jayden Thunder!
Once he reaches the ring, he wastes no time sliding straight in, and as he reaches a vertical base he finds his way back to his respective corner and waits for the beginning of the match.
Jimmy Garcia: The nonstop action continues as Jayden Thunder is set to take on Dustin Beaver!
Gravedigger: Beachmania is Dustin's event, given his previous affiliations! Place your bets, this one is a no-brainer!
Jimmy Garcia: Remember that beaches become dangerous during a thunder storm! This match could easily sway in Jayden's favor!
“Where Are U Now” by Skrillex, Diplo, and Dustin Beaver hit the P.A as a spotlight shines at the beginning of the entrance ramp, awaiting the Beavs to walk into it. He enters the light, points to the crowd on the left and then to the crowd on the right. He then points with both hands at Jayden in the ring, he looks and walks straight ahead, staring at his opponent.
Taylor Lorde: Introducing his opponent! Hailing from Toronto, Ontario, Canada! At six feet, two inches tall, weighing in at 210 pounds. He is Dustin Beaver!
The crowd cheers as Dustin high fives the front row fans on the way down the ramp, he slides into the ring...but Jayden quickly strikes him with a series of stomps, stopping Dustin Beaver in his tracks. The ref quickly calls for the bell and makes the match legal.
Jimmy Garcia: Oh, come on Jayden! Keep it fair!
Gravedigger: All's fair in the ring, Jimmy! I'm surprised Jayden actually took that shot, show's a cunning side and a vicious streak I didn't know he possessed!
Jimmy Garcia: That's sick Digger!
Jayden continues to pummel Beaver as he struggles to get to his feet. He lifts him up and drives his knee into Dustin's chest, knocking him into the ropes. He bounces off and eats a quick dropkick from Thunder. The crowd starts to boo Thunder as he lifts Dustin up again, dropping him with a vertical suplex that rocks the ring, floating over for the pinfall.
One!
Tw-
Jimmy Garcia: Shoulder up from Beaver and this match continues! Not for long if Thunder keeps up this assault, gained from blatant cheating!
Gravedigger: What?! t's not cheating you idiot! The match hadn't even started yet Jimmy!
Thunder once again lifts Beaver off the ground and whips him off the ropes...just as the lights cut out and the sound of a dolphin chirping plays over the speakers.
Jimmy Garcia: Uh-oh.
Jayden whips around towards the stage. The lights cut on...but nobody is there. He turns around and Beaver kicks him directly in the gut and wraps his arms around his midsection!
Jimmy Garcia: BEAVER-TO-BELLY! WHAT A POWERFUL WEAPON!
The Beaver-To-Belly causes the mat to shake violently as Beaver crawls towards Jayden and covers him.
One!
Two!
Three!
Ding Ding Ding!
“Where Are U Now?” plays again as Beaver climbs to his feet, smile spread on his face, and the referee raises the jubilant athlete's arm in the air.
Taylor Lorde: Here is your winner, Dustin Beaver!
The crowd cheers as a shocked Jayden Thunder rolls out of the ring, slapping the apron in frustration. He yells at the referee that Beaver “blatantly cheated and set him up!” He leaves the ring area in anger, up the ramp and back through the curtain as Dustin Beaver continues to celebrate in the ring! He climbs up on the turnbuckle...
21ST CENTURY SCHIZOID MAN!!!
The music plays over the speaker, causing Dustin to whip around and leap from the turnbuckle, staring at the stage...but Wade Moor leaps the barricade and slides in the ring behind him.
Jimmy Garcia: Oh no...what's he going to do.
Gravedigger: Don't do it, Wade. That's your brother, your friend...
Wade stands behind Dustin, eyes and face devoid of any emotion. Wade whips Dustin around by the shoulder and the two lock eyes in the center of the ring, The crowd starts to heat up as the stare down becomes more focused, more intense, both men ready to make a move at any moment.
Jimmy Garcia: Is this...could this be the axe he came back to grind.
Gravedigger: How? These two are...wait! Wade's saying something...
The camera zooms in towards Wade and Dustin as Wade starts speaking.
Wade Moor: Come with me. Come with me.
Wade holds his arms out...as they throw their arms around each other and embrace in a hug in the center of the ring. The crowd erupts into a cheer as the two brothers reunite!
Jimmy Garcia: I knew it couldn't be Beaver!
Gravedigger: No way! These two are way too close! Wade took Dustin under his wing, looked out for him, made him stronger! They're as close as it gets!
Wade releases the hug and holds Dustin's arm in the air, celebrating his victory with him as the crowd continues to cheer the two on!
Jimmy Garcia: Could this be the planting of a seed, Gravedigger? We've seen these men team together before in the past! What does this mean for UCI's future? More importantly, what could it mean for #BeachKrew?
Gravedigger: I guess we'll have to wait and find out, Jimmy! All I know is that this guy loves it and I can't wait to see where it goes!
The scene fades out as Wade and Dustin roll out of the ring and walk up the stage.
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Post by Results on Aug 2, 2016 0:22:38 GMT -6
Shadowlove vs Polar Phantasm
Through the fire, and flames. #Beachmania has been on a roll with these incredible undercard matches but now we come to a very serious matter. The young underdog, and top prospect will face off against one of the inaugural UCI Tag Team Champions. With Taylor Lorde standing center ring, she gets the cue from production to begin.
Ding Ding Ding!
Taylor Lorde: Ladies, and gentlemen, this match is scheduled for one fall!
“Personal Jesus” by Depeche Mode is the first of two entrance music to begin playing. The lights slowly goes dim, and multi-colored strobe lights are flashing around the crowd. Ms. Miyamoto, and Shadowlove both walk out from the back, and stand center stag to listen to the crowd’s mixed reaction.
Crowd: LET’S GO SHADOW! SHADOW SUCKS! LET’S GO SHADOW! SHADOW SUCKS!
They walk through the smoke rising to give them that silhouette when the spotlight emerges on them both. Carefully walking down the entrance path, and having their eyes straight on the ring. Nothing else matters except for them.
Taylor Lorde: Introducing first! Hailing from Gainesville, Florida! At six feet, four inches tall, weighing in at 235 pounds. Accompanied to the ring by Ms. Miyamoto, he is “The Handsome Half-Breed” Shadowlove!
Shadowlove climbs up the steel steps along with Ms. Miyamoto. He puts his foot down on the bottom rope, and lifts the middle rope to let her through then dips through the ropes. “Her Strut” by Bob Seger & The Silver Bullet emerges off the speakers as he stands in the center with his arms stretched out, and head bowed.
Gravedigger: Well. We’re back with #Beachmania, and here we are with this jackass in the ring. Shadowlove. Does anyone notice how he always changes his hometown to where UCI is? What a pig.
Jimmy Garcia: Say what you want about him. Shadowlove is one of the best top prospects in UCI who has matched the big guys, and now this is proving ground because he’s facing and inaugural champion.
While he’s pacing back, and forth in the ring, his music ends, and the lights return to normal. Ms. Miyamoto has left ouside the ring, and is already cheering him to get his confidence up. The big screen flashes to a blank screen... with a cursor? Suddenly, text appears... "Iceberg-Seven online... accessing big screen. Access granted... running program 'Polar Phantasm Entrance'." The cursor moves across the screen slowly, as if loading something... and then the screen flashes 'PHANTASM' in large frosted blue letters.
Crowd: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
“Cellphone’s Dead” by Beck starts playing as the final entrance music. Two spotlight emerges on the stage, and Polar Phantasm walks out in the middle as they cross over on him. Lights dimming around the arena, and he unhooks the Tag Title around his waist to raise it high in his right hand.
Crowd: POLAR! POLAR POLAR!
He walks down to the ring. Title over his right shoulder, interacting with the fans at ringside who have on their Guardian merchandise. Shadowlove paces back, and forth in his walk amongst the ropes. Polar just climbs up the steel steps, and stands on the middle rope to enjoy the praise from the crowd.
Taylor Lorde: Introducing his opponent! Hailing from New Antarctica, Nevada! At six feet, one inch tall, weighing in at 255 pounds. He is one half of the UCI Tag Team Champions! Representing The Guardians, The Polar Phantasm!
Polar jumps over the top rope, and lands in his corner. Both men ready as Taylor leaves the ring, and Polar hands the UCI Tag Team championship belt to a ringside crew member.
Jimmy Garcia: Polar Phantasm has acquired success beyond his wildest dreams. With Bonnie Blue, the Guardians are the first ever UCI Tag Team Champions.
Gravedigger: Yeah cuz’ they couldn’t cut in the actual singles world. Bunch of losers.
With everything cleared, the referee claps his hands, and the match is officially underway.
Ding Ding Ding!
Polar, and Shadowlove both leave the corners the same. Ms. Miyamoto is on the outside leaning in close on the apron edge, and hyping her man up. They meet up in the center of the ring, and lock up in a traditional collar, and elbow tie up. Shadowlove uses his height, and sweeps the leg to watch Polar fall down on the mat then tap his head as insult to injury.
Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Polar gets back up, and the two lock up again. Stalemate. Neither man budges, and Polar locks his head down in a Side Headlock. Wrenching down on the head until Polar pulls back with him, and uses the rope to help push him off. Shadowlove runs forward, and rebounds back to Polar to knock him down on the mat with a good Shoulder Barge.
Jimmy Garcia: Shadowlove imposing his dominating height advantage by rocking Polar down to the mat with a vicious Shoulder Barge.
Gravedigger: I guess size does matter especially when I’m with your girl, Jimmy! Har har har!
Shadowlove runs to the ropes at the side, and rebounds to hop over Polar’s body who switches on his chest. He gets back up, and ducks the right from his opponent. Shadow hits the ropes again, and gets nailed in the jaw with a Jumping Back Kick from Polar. When he hits the mat, Polar hooks the leg up!
One!
Tw-
Shadowlove kicks out, and Polar is not convinced yet. He continues the onslaught. Helping him back up then budging him over after uprooting a knee into his ribs. Finishing his opponent off with a Snap Suplex, and Shadowlove sits up cringing in pain.
Gravedigger: Textbook Snap Suplex from the champion, and veteran. Gotta love the technical wrestling of The Guardian.
He floats over again, and gets the pin attempt down on Shadowlove again.
One!
Two!
He kicks out, and Polar argues with the referee. Getting back up on the mat, he runs back into the ropes behind him but Ms. Miyamoto grabs his ankle, and almost trips him over. Shadowlove is already on his feet, and quickly scurries down behind him to roll him up on his shoulders.
One!
Two!
Polar kicks out, and rolls backwards onto his feet; unfortunately, he was met with a sick Enguiziri Kick that almost split his temple open. He fell flat down on his back, and Shadow went on his chest to deliver a raging countless amount of forearms down onto his school.
Jimmy Garcia: Ms. Miyamoto with the distraction from the outside, and that has given Shadowlove the window to nail a whopping Enguiziri Kick down into his temple. A little dirty but it pays off!
With Polar down on the mat, Shadowlove quickly switches him over onto his chest. Sits down on his back with his weight pinned on top of him, and arms over his knees. Hands clasped under the chin to lock in the Camel Clutch.
Crowd: PLEASE DON’T TAP! PLEASE DON’T TAP! PLEASE DON’T TAP!
Polar stretches his hand out, yelling loudly in that submission. Ms. Miyamoto is at ringside clapping for her man’s success, and options are running out. The referee is checking deep into the submission attempt but Polar is not going down so easily.
Gravedigger: I think Polar is going to tap. No way he can get out of the submission so early.
Jimmy Garcia: You might be wrong about that, look!
Using his weight, he manages to get back up to his feet. Carrying Shadowlove like a backpack until dropping him back first down into the turnbuckles. Squishing him in the corner to just break the submission. He walks forward to find Shadowlove coming into him which is great for a Belly to Belly Slam!
Crowd: OOOOOOOOOOOOOH!
Jimmy Garcia: Polar is looking to end the match after that Belly to Belly Slam. Here’s ready but Ms. Miyamoto is already up on the apron. Are you serious referee?!
Ms. Miyamoto stands on the apron arguing with the referee about a random topic. Polar sees this, and quickly walks over to tell her to get off but Shadowlove crawls over, and drags him down for another roll up attempt.
One!
Two!
Instead, Polar rolls over him with the head locked in his pit, and right arm over his neck. They get back up with the leg hooked until vertically lifting him to drive the back of his head down with a Brainbuster!
Crowd: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Gravedigger: ICE CAP! LET’S GO! Here’s the pin attempt!
One!
Two!
Three!
Ding Ding Ding!
Taylor Lorde: Here is your winner, The Polar Phantasm!
Polar sits up on the mat, and Ms. Miyamoto stands on the apron with her hands on her head. Upset, and shocked that her plan didn’t work, and Polar just won the match.
Jimmy Garcia: Well. Some plans never work as Polar reversed the roll up into the Ice Cap. Great showing from the inaugural UCI Tag Team Champion, and better luck next time for Shadowlove.
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Post by Results on Aug 2, 2016 0:23:32 GMT -6
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Post by Results on Aug 2, 2016 0:25:01 GMT -6
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Post by Results on Aug 2, 2016 0:31:56 GMT -6
D I A V O L O vs Julian Mercury
Ding Ding Ding!
Taylor Lorde: The following match is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first! Hailing from New York City, New York! At six feet tall, weighing in at 180 pounds. He is “The Dream Killer” Julian Mercury!
The arena goes silent as golden words flash over a pitch black background on the titantron.
"Bear witness to the Dream Killer."
The words fade away as the opening of "The Future Is Now" plays, earning an onslaught of jeers an insults as the elegant Julian Mercury makes his way out from the backstage area, amused smile spread over his face as he saunters down the entrance ramp.
"They said there was no way... but they forgot the black hole in the sky.
"Yesterday is nothing... I have half a life to rewrite.
"Flying into this future... I will let the science bring the change.
"This will be the final cure... I am gonna take the past away."
Stylish as ever, Julian paces up a set of steel steps, positioning himself on the apron before stepping through the top and middle ropes cleanly. Upon entering the ring, he stops to bow politely to each side of the audience, smug smile present over his face as he retreats the corner to stretch.
Taylor Lorde: Introducing his opponent! Hailing from Catania, Sicily! At five feet, ten inches tall, weighing in at 147 pounds. She is D I A V O L O, Alessandra Malignaggi!
The lights cut as the opening strains of Heavens Have Fallen begin to filter through the arena as a single beam of light falls onto the top of the staging - from through the stage a large throne rises where Alessandra Malignaggi is sat, legs crossed and assured. The throne reaches its epoch when another strip of crimson lights illuminate the ramp where we see four men in animal masks - two goats, and two wolves at each corner of the throne.
They heave it onto their shoulders and begin to carry Alessandra down to the ring much to the distaste of the crowd. As they get to ringside, the men lower the chair to almost level with the apron, Alessandra uncrosses her legs and steps gracefully from the throne onto the apron where she turns to soak in the crowd reaction before letting her cloak fall and removes her mask in one deft movement - then steps through the ropes ready to begin.
Jimmy Garcia: You wanna talk about a sleeper match? How about this one right here! Both Alessandra and Mercury just a few matches into their respective careers, but definitely not your typical “rookies”! These two are future stars, Digger!
Gravedigger: You know, for once, I actually feel like I have to agree with you!
Jimmy Garcia: I think what we see here tonight could very much be a preview of a future PPV main event in UCI!
Gravedigger: Perhaps, I can only imagine the sort of display we’re about to witness right now!
Ding Ding Ding!
Jimmy Garcia: Kick to the gut from Mercury!
Gravedigger: Trying to set up the suplex!
Jimmy Garcia: Alessandra ducking underneath!
Gravedigger: Russian leg sweep!
One!
Kick-Out!
Jimmy Garcia: That’s the kind of thing you can expect from Mrs. Malignaggi! That quick, opportunistic offense is how she’s earned her bad reputation in such a short period of time here!
Gravedigger: She’s a master of mind games, Jimmy!
Alessandra lifts Mercury to his feet and is immediately met with a hard counter shot.
Jimmy Garcia: European uppercut from Mercury!
Gravedigger: Another uppercut! Vicious strikes there and Alessandra appears a bit off balance!
Jimmy Garcia: Dropkick from Mercury!
Gravedigger: He’s feeling it early on here!
Alessandra gets to her feet, quickly being lifted up by Mercury.
Jimmy Garcia: Going for the Michinoku driver!
Gravedigger: CUTTER! ALESSANDRA REVERSES!
Jimmy Garcia: We’re only a couple minutes in and we’re already seeing moves like that?! Unbelievable!
Gravedigger: She goes for the cover!
One!
Two!
Kick-Out!
Jimmy Garcia: Big move early on and not the kind you would expect to see out of a raw prospect like Alessandra Malignaggi!
Alessandra stomps away at Mercury, trying to take a bit of the fight out of him before she pulls him to his feet, wrapping her arm under the chin and attempting a hard DDT.
Gravedigger: Another one of those hard knees to the midsection from Mercury.
Jimmy Garcia: Mercury with the suplex position, bouncing Alessandra off the rope now as he turns it around!
Gravedigger: Very interesting suplex of sorts from Mercury!
Jimmy Garcia: Going for the cover!
One!
Two!
Kick-Out!
Jimmy Garcia: Couple of big moves in the early going here and it appears that both Mercury and DIAVOLO are looking to end it as soon as possible!
Gravedigger: You have to realize the kind of implications that a win a Beachmania can have for a person’s career!
Jimmy Garcia: Both competitors up on their feet, trading blow for blow now in the middle of the ring now!
Both Alessandra and Mercury stumble back against the ropes and come back at each other with arms out.
Gravedigger: Double clothesline!
Jimmy Garcia: Both of them really going after it! This might be one of those matches you just don’t want to see end!
As Alessandra gets to her feet, she is met by Mercury who throws her over the top rope.
Gravedigger: DIAVOLO on the apron here.
Jimmy Garcia: Big elbow from Mercury!
Alessandra hits the ground hard, rolling around on the black matting outside the ring as Mercury grabs firm hold of the rope.
Jimmy Garcia: Better watch out, Mercury could be thinking up something big here!
Gravedigger: Mercury springboarding himself up on that top rope!
Jimmy Garcia: 450 SPLASH! 450 SPLASH!
Crowd: YOU-SEE-EYE! YOU-SEE-EYE! YOU-SEE-EYE! YOU-SEE-EYE!
Gravedigger: My god! The springboard 450 splash to the outside! You just don’t see people doing things like that everyday!
Jimmy Garcia: Gotta be aware of that referee’s count though as it is getting up there!
Three!
Four!
Five!
Six!
Gravedigger: Mercury to his feet now, really favoring the midsection after that dive.
Seven!
Jimmy Garcia: Rolling Alessandra into the ring now!
Eight!
Nine!
Gravedigger: Mercury in now, just barely beating that count!
Jimmy Garcia: Both competitors exhausted now after some of the big moves we’ve seen pulled off!
Mercury uses the ropes to pull himself up, taking the occasional stomp at Alessandra as he slowly rises.
Gravedigger: Alessandra struggling to get up now as Mercury grabs hold of her once again!
Jimmy Garcia: Hard elbow reversal!
Mercury is sent into the corner with a sickening thud as Alessandra takes notice, grabbing at her own midsection as her facial expression intensifies and she makes a tired run at her opponent.
Gravedigger: Dropkick in the corner!
Alessandra regains her footing as Mercury goes somewhat limp on the mat.
Jimmy Garcia: Alessandra dropping knees right into her opponents’ face now!
Gravedigger: Desperation pin now!
One!
Two!
Kick-Out!
Alessandra shouts out in frustration as she pulls herself up, feeling the top turnbuckle before making her way up top.
Jimmy Garcia: I don’t know if that’s a comfortable position for her to be in, but I guess when you’re competing at one of the biggest events in wrestling history, you realize the importance of giving it everything you’ve got and trying to think outside the box!
Gravedigger: Alessandra up top now, waiting for Mercury to rise to his feet!
Jimmy Garcia: Alessandra going for a double axe handle from the top!
Gravedigger: DREEEEAM KILLER!!
Jimmy Garcia: SHE DUCKS IT!
Gravedigger: RIGHT IN THE GRAPEFRUITS!
Jimmy Garcia: Low blow! The ref never saw it! Alessandra rolls him up!
One!
Two!
Three!
Ding Ding Ding!
Taylor Lorde: Here is your winner, Alessandra Malignaggi!
Alessandra rolls out of the ring, still favoring the midsection as she smiles out at the booing audience.
Gravedigger: That’s how you have to do it sometimes, Jimmy, win by any means necessary!
Jimmy Garcia: She should be suspended for something like that!
Gravedigger: Regardless, Mrs. Malignaggi moves on and picks up a big win here on a big stage! |
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Post by Results on Aug 2, 2016 0:42:13 GMT -6
UCI Television Championship
Jessica Buck © vs Chase Jackson
Taylor Lorde: The following match is scheduled for one fall and it is for the UCI Television Championship! Introducing first! Hailing from Las Vegas, Nevada! At five feet, four inches tall, weighing in at 115 pounds. She is the UCI Television Champion, “Hot as Fuck” Jessica Buck!
A woman moans and somewhere a rose squirts white goo, both of which herald the presence of Jessica Buck. “Nasty Girl” by Jay Price hits the P.A system as there is an awkward combination of boos and whistles for the “Master of Sex” that is about to appear before them. Syxx Gibbler comes out first, holding a bottle of baby oil in her hands. She steps aside so Jessica Buck can make her way onto the entryway. Jessica has the television title around her waist, covering up her wrestling bottoms (which is pretty much just a string bikini.) She also has a lollipop in her mouth. With an arrogant smile, Jessica Buck steps forward as Syxx comes up from behind her and begins to unstrap her belt. Once Syxx unstraps the belt, Jessica holds the belt over her waist and begins to grind against it. As she grinds, Jessica moves the title up to her face. Taking the sucker out of her mouth, Jessica licks the front plate of the television before giving the camera a flirty smile during that close up. She finally stops, places the title over her shoulder, and struts down to the ring, taking a few licks of sucker as she ignores the fans. Syxx follows behind her with the baby oil in hand.
Jimmy Garcia: Let’s take a moment to briefly talk about the performance we saw out of Hajeet before we went on the air here tonight!
Gravedigger: What about that idiot?!
Jimmy Garcia: Well, he earned himself a contract with his win over Captain Zero earlier! I’d consider that worth mentioning!
Gravedigger: Barely.
Jessica climbs up the steel steps, but instead of getting in the ring, she falls to the apron and stretches out along it, doing a model like pose, holding the title up over her head. She smiles as people take pictures of her with their phones. She takes another lick of lolli before laying flat on her back, and hold her left leg toward her face, and rolling in under the bottom rope. Jessica lands in splits. Syxx quickly joins her in the middle of the ring the body of baby oil. Jessica holds her arms out as Syxx squirts some of the oil into her hands and begins to apply it above her chest, on her arms, her stomach, and finally her ass, which gets a saucy expression on Jessica's face ...and one of somewhat discomfort on Syxx's. Once the baby oil is applied, Jessica begins to grind and caress against the title. She falls to the her back, thrusting her pelvis into the belt repeatedly ...until Syxx stops her. Jessica takes herself out of that and hands Syxx the title. Before Syxx leaves the ring, Jessica pulls the sucker out of her mouth and leans in for a kiss. Syxx reluctantly gives her a peck which still gets a good reaction from the fans. But before she goes, Jessica shoves her lollipop in Syxx's mouth. Once Syxx exits the ring, Jessica continues to pose until the match starts.
Gravedigger: I love this woman!
Jimmy Garcia: Buck has definitely been a force in UCI so far, going 5-0 in her UCI career! Question is, does she keep it up tonight?
The opening riffs of Rise Against's Broken Mirrors hit and the hardcore smarks pop and the marks just clap along as Chase Jackson walks out from the curtain. He stops and kneels down on the top of the stage and bounces back up with his arms out and a huge smile across his face as some light pyro shoots from behind him! Chase spins 360 degrees with his arms still out and walks down the ramp shoutin' some cool things to the crowd. High fives and finger-guns to some hot chicks. Jackson jumps onto the apron of the ring and nods his head with the music before going through the ropes. From there Jackson bounces off the far ropes and comes back to the hard cam and points some more finger guns with his trademark smile. Jackson runs his hands through his hair shoving it back as he moves to his corner to start the match.
Jimmy Garcia: Chase is looking fired up here tonight! He knows that if he knocks off Buck, he obtains his first championship in UCI, something he’s been craving from the start!
Ding Ding Ding!
Gravedigger: SPEAR FROM JACKSON!
Jimmy Garcia: He’s doing what he wanted with that big signature move coming right in the first couple seconds.
Chase pulls a dazed Buck to her feet before backing up to the corner, anxiously waiting for his opponent to rise once more.
Gravedigger: A SECOND SPEAR FROM JACKSON!!
Crowd: CJ3! CJ3! CJ3! CJ3!
Jimmy Garcia: Jackson has totally caught Buck off guard with the game plan here tonight!
Chase pulls her up a second time, Buck barely able to stand as she looks for the rope to catch her breath, the referee checking on her as she sways about.
Jimmy Garcia: Buck could be in a bit of trouble it looks like!
Gravedigger: MAKE THAT A THIRD!
Buck flops to the mat hard with the impact of the third spear. Jackson smiles out at the crowd as he lifts the champion to her feet.
Jimmy Garcia: He’s got her up in the air now!
Gravedigger: JACKED UP! HE HITS IT! HE’S COVERING!
One!
Two!
Three!
Ding Ding Ding!
Jimmy Garcia: Just like that, we have a new champion!
Gravedigger: That had to be one of the most dominating performances I’ve ever seen for a championship match, not even two minutes of action!
Taylor Lorde: Here is your winner, and NEEEEEW UCI Television Champion, Chase Jackson!
Chase holds the belt in the air with one arm before letting it rest on his shoulder. He drops down and celebrates at ringside as we cut to commercial. |
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Post by Results on Aug 2, 2016 0:43:07 GMT -6
Official preview of UCI: Overload's new theme song.
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Post by Results on Aug 2, 2016 0:51:29 GMT -6
Wentworth Updegraff Jr. vs Bonnie Blue
Jimmy Garcia: It’s been a night of surprises and big moments here at Beachmania and we’re about to see another big moment right now!
Gravedigger: That’s right! After weeks of tension between Wentworth Updegraff Jr. and The Guardians, specifically the likes of Jay Omega, we have Bonnie getting her chance to shut Wentworth’s match on a big platform like Beachmania!
Jimmy Garcia: Let’s keep in mind that this is a battle of champions! While Bonnie is one half of the inaugural tag champs, Wentworth is the first ever UCI Television champ and has held that belt twice, something that nobody else has done yet!
Gravedigger: Can’t wait! This is big time!
Ding Ding Ding!
Taylor Lorde: The following match is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first! Hailing from Danbury, Connecticut! At six feet, two inches tall, weighing in at 230 pounds. He is “The Standard of Sophistication” Wentworth Updegraff Jr!
"Playa" by D-loc begins to play, but Wentworth doesn't come out first. Instead, Hunter Updegraff comes dancing out onto the ramp, microphone in hand.
Hunter Updegraff: Hey hey hey! King Koopa Bloopa in the hooooouuuuussssssse-uh! It's time to get this party train rollin', by introducin' a man who stands six foot two and weighs two hundred thirty pounds. From coast to coast they call him the stud with the most! I'm talkin' about the standard of sophistication, makes the ladies think about master...ing wrestling. Ladies and gentlemen, the only TWO TIME TWO TIME UCI TV champion in history, Wentworth Updegraff Jr.!
Wentworth slowly struts out onto the entrance ramp, robe wrapped around him, concealing his physique. He holds out his arms, presenting himself to the audience, as they shower him with boos. As he does this, Hunter sings his entrance theme loudly and obnoxiously into the mic.
Hunter Updegraff: I'm a... playa. You's a hater, see you later, trynna be down but you'll never be down so don't come around here!
Wentworth swats at an angry fans sign, before walking up the ring steps and wiping his feet on the apron. He slips through the ropes, and walks across the ring, slowly opening his robe to reveal his bare midsection.
Hunter Updegraff: There he is, baby, in all his glory! Let me tell you a little somethin' about my boy's opponent tonight. She ain't shit, and we the tits, so this one already over! Updegraff bros. for life! WUT WUT!
The music dies, as Hunter poses and Wentworth stretches out in his corner.
Taylor Lorde: Introducing his opponent! Hailing from Parts Unknown! At five feet, ten inches tall, weighing in at 143 pounds. She is one half of the UCI Tag Team Champions, “The Daughter of Time” Bonnie Blue!
Smoke covers the stage as the opening riff of Erock's "Doctor Who Meets Metal" echoes through the venue; blue and white strobes flare in time to the beat. Bonnie Blue appears from the haze, clad in a hooded, ankle length coat of azure, a silver star emblazoned on the back. Throwing back the hood, she raises her arms to the crowd, soaking in the cheers for a moment. Then, she sprints down the ramp and leaps onto the ring apron. Turning to face the audience, she gives them a dazzling smile and shrugs out of the coat before slipping through the ropes into the ring.
Jimmy Garcia: What a road to Beachmania this has been for Bonnie Blue! The people wanted it, they wanted to see Bonnie Blue with UCI gold around her waist and she delivered!
Gravedigger: Let’s just hope we get a slugfest here tonight!
Ding Ding Ding!
Bonnie smiles towards Wentworth and extends her arms for a friendly tie up, but is met with a quick counter that catches her off guard.
Jimmy Garcia: Wentworth turning and throwing that hip into Bonnie Blue!
As Bonnie doubles over momentarily, Wentworth runs off the ropes for his next attack.
Gravedigger: Dropkick counter from Bonnie!
Jimmy Garcia: Wentworth stumbles to his feet!
Gravedigger: Another dropkick from Bonnie!
Wentworth pushes up once more, catching Bonnie by surprise once more.
Jimmy Garcia: Counter punch from Wentworth!
Gravedigger: He lifts her up!
Wentworth holds Bonnie in the air, letting the suplex sizzle a minute and allowing the blood to rush to Bonnie’s head before dropping her to the mat with a smooth powerslam landing.
Jimmy Garcia: The cover!
One!
Kick-Out!
Gravedigger: Excellent suplex slam from Updegraff Jr., great display of his technical ability!
Wentworth pushes off, grabbing hold of Bonnie around the head to lift her up with him.
Jimmy Garcia: Elbows to the chest now from Bonnie!
As the next few elbows connect, Wentworth losses his grip, allowing Bonnie the room for a continued assault.
Gravedigger: Leaping DDT!
As Wentworth crumples to the mat, Bonnie gets to her knees, taking a moment to catch her breath before standing up the rest of the way.
Jimmy Garcia: Heading for the top turnbuckle here! Bonnie could be looking to swing the momentum in a big way right now!
Wentworth stumbles to his feet as Bonnie goes to gain footing from the top.
Gravedigger: Elbow on the chin from Updegraff! Beautiful counter!
Bonnie drops down to a sitting position on the turnbuckle from the shot as Wentworth goes for the superplex setup.
Jimmy Garcia: Blows to the head from Bonnie now, doing what she can to fight back!
The repeated strikes to the head cause Wentworth to fall back off the turnbuckle a bit, appearing slightly out of it as he wobbles a little.
Gravedigger: Bonnie back up now.
Jimmy Garcia: Missile dropkick from Bonnie! She makes the cover!
One!
Two!
Kick-Out!
Gravedigger: That was the right move there, but it didn’t get it done that time!
Bonnie rises up, quickly stepping through the ropes and grabbing hold of them in preparation for a springboard move.
Jimmy Garcia: Updegraff back up!
Gravedigger: Bonnie takes the leap.
Jimmy Garcia: CLOTHESLINE FROM HELL! That one had to have knocked Bonnie senseless!
Wentworth takes a moment to straight out Bonnie’s bent form before taking the cover.
One!
Two!
No!
Jimmy Garcia: My god, Digger! The resiliency! THAT is what makes Bonnie Blue a champion! It’s all about hanging on when it seems like you’re just milliseconds away from the loss!
Wentworth looks up at the ref, a look of disgust in his eyes as he lifts pulls Bonnie back up.
Gravedigger: Enzuigiri from Bonnie!
Jimmy Garcia: That counter was huge!
With the crowd firmly behind her, Bonnie once again steps through the ropes and braces herself for takeoff.
Jimmy Garcia: SONIC SCREWDRIVER! IT CONNECTS!
One!
Two!
Three!
Ding Ding Ding!
Taylor Lorde: Here is your winner, Bonnie Blue!
Gravedigger: A well fought bout and nice win for Bonnie.
Jimmy Garcia: I just realized that you were actually somewhat kind while addressing Bonnie tonight. What has gotten into you, Digger?
Gravedigger: It’s hard to be consistently smarky when we’re in Florida and in the middle of Beachmania!
Jimmy Garcia: Fair enough, Digger. Well, a great matchup here with many more still left to come! |
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