Special Beaver Promotional Message

Saturday July 30th, 12:05 pm



The scene opens with Dustin Beaver dressed in a white chef's apron and tall white chef hat holding a large metal serving spoon over a giant pot of mashed potatoes. An older gentleman scoots in front of Beavs and gives him a wide, toothless grin. Dustin doesn't react at first, but after a brief moment, he returns the dirt caked, tattered clothes wearing older man a winning Beaver smile as he scoops up a spoonful of the mashed potatoes and drops it on to a silver tray the dirty old man is holding.



Old Man: "Bless you, good sir."



Beavs continues to smile.



Dustin Beaver: "No problem, sir. Enjoy your meal!"



As the old man slowly moves past Dustin to another large pot with a person holding a large spoon behind it, Beaver looks to his left, into the UCI camera that Karl the cameraman is holding next to him.



DB: "Oh, hey there UCI Universe! Today I'm at one of the local homeless shelters here in Toronto helping serve weekend lunch to some people that are very deserving of a good meal."



Beavs scoops up some more mashed potatoes and slaps them on to the tray of another worn down looking gentleman who is moving by him.



DB: "Yeah I know what you're saying, you should be training for your big match at Beachmania right now! But as you should know by now, the Beavs is all about spreading positivity wherever and whenever I can!"



Dustin continues to scoop and slap down the mashed potatoes as more and more people make their way through the line.



DB: "My opponent, Jayden Thunder, does he really think he's going to beat someone of this high of moral character? Someone who day after day continues to do the right thing and brings some light to people's lives in what many consider a dark time in the world?!"



As Beaver gets worked up, he slams down some mashed potatoes a little too aggressively on someone's tray and the potatoes splatter a little in each direction.



DB: "Oops, sorry ma'am. I just got a little too excited there!"



The old woman shoots Beavs an annoyed glance but continues her way down the line.



DB: "Thunder, the Great Beaver is going to win this match. Beachmania is MY event, I'm the most beach person around here as you should know from my previous affiliation in that other organization. And when you combine my winning positive attitude and putting me in my element, well, it basically spells doom for you, sir."



Beavs sets down his serving spoon on the table and takes off his chef hat after he serves the last person in line.



DB: "I hope you're ready, Mr. Thunder, because I'm the one that's going to be bringing the thunder and picking up yet another glorious victory for all of the Beavlievers out there. And as always...you can BEAVLIEVE THAT!"