My Cunt Aches For You (...and so does my heart)

From: Thursday Kerrigan (SixGoddessShark@silenthashtagbeachkrew.org)
To: Scott Hendricks (BuckeyesFan18@gmail.com)
Subject: Fuck Off

Srsly bro im not gonna fuck ur thirsty ass. U need 2 stop sending me shit like these pics of ur dik (small AF btw) and all this “heyyyy boo <3 :*” #fuccboi shit. Im taken. Its not gunna change jus cuz Jareds missing. I gave u my email cuz u said u had the hook on good coke & that shit wuz fukken bunk. Backtf off or ur gonna regret it.


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15/7/16

From: Thursday Kerrigan (SixGoddessShark@silenthashtagbeachkrew.org)
To: Alessandra Allegri (AGirl69@hotmail.com)
Subject: #GoTeamBesties!!!!

Heyyyy Boo <<<<< 3333 Ready for this week?? : D

Whatcha up to?? I’m down here at the Polo Lounge of the Beverly Hills Hotel out by the pool. Hot AF today and need to get my #1963FrankSinatraSwag on. Ever been here? Svelte AF. #HellaChic. Ya know. Jared used to take me here a bunch (</3). Figure Id treat myself to a Margarita in pre-celebration. The bathrooms are also fukken perfect for discreet white girl. God, you need to check this out. Fuck it lets go after we get dinner tonight still on for Bestia??? I’ve heard the best shit about this place. Maybe afterward we can get some drinks and go hit the Mayan. I swear to fukken god can we please not go to the Viper Room anymore?? That place is so fukken ratchet and full of creeps and wannabe actors trying to meet Depp. WhoTF even wants to meet Depp these days anyway?? Plus it smells like a fukken Kohl’s perfume counter. I’m sik of these #fuccbois in Diamond Supply Co. thirsting on my shit #NoNeimanMarcusNoPussy #IDFWU

Speaking of #fuccbois WTF is Dave’s problem??? This two-faced snake shit is so fukken gay. Like literally a month ago we were making plans to get tapas then Mayor Fgt is calling us “#GenerationWAG”. IDEK what that means did he spell Swag wrong? KEK. But what gets me fukken heated is this shit:

"So, Mrs Flash and Miss Thursday have decided to crawl back out from their fallen spouse's respective rectal cavities."

Like WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW SUUUUUUUUUUK MY DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIK. Fuck Sanchez. I bet hes that guy at the club, sitting in the back and ordering bottle service for himself, hoping people join him. Or maybe hes that guy who shows up in a full suit, drinks sugar-free Red Bull on ice all night, and tries to grind up on you without asking. Either way fuck him. Hes an ugly hockey player face Spicc with a Tim Burton character 4 a wife #CorpseBride #TooSoon?

And Fausse?? KEKEK does he just get off on collecting all the trash around Chicago? Fuck this bitch. I got no time for this Sybil Dorsett-ass nilla. Bitch looks like she shops @ Target & rocks Massimo brand granny panties. “I WASHED LAST MONTHS TWAT BLOOD OUT THAT MAKES IT PRACTICALLY LINGERIE”. She looks like she could use an acid bath. At least a facial. Does she even wear nailpolish??? #FukkenRatchet

I had another dream about Jarebear last night :’ ( I hope he comes home soon --- I was thinking about something nice to wear for him when he does?? How does this look

shop.nordstrom.com/s/marchesa-fringed-beaded-sleeveless-sheath-dress/4434350?origin=category-personalizedsort&fashioncolor=SILVER

Like yeah its super shear and shit but its like for us in private or at big events like red carpet premiers ya know?? And itd go so fukken well with the Margiela mask!!!!

Uhhhhh fml Im not drunk enuff for this shit. Hit me back boo we need to make plans



From: Alessandra Allegri (AGirl69@hotmail.com)
To: Thursday Kerrigan (SixGoddessShark@silenthashtagbeachkrew.org)
Subject: RE: #GoTeamBesties!!!!

Dearest Thursday,

What a delight to hear from you, it has seemed like an age. Sunbathing? I wish I knew what that was. My skin has turned positively albino in the past ten years here. (Just kidding, you'd kill for my complexion hehe). I'll happily go for a drink or too but nothing too wild and you - don't snort too much mon petit cochon, it doesn't go well with heat stroke! You better have some good SPF on - I wouldn't want you to age as badly as those Eastern Europeans. I heard Erin Fausse is actually twelve years old yet somehow pulls off the Zelda from Terrahawks look flawlessly. I don't know how she does it.

Probably goes into the beautician and asks for the 'fuck me up'!!!!! Sickening.

Hold up.

"So, Mrs Flash and Miss Thursday have decided to crawl back out from their fallen spouse's respective rectal cavities."

Did he really say this? Link?



From: Thursday Kerrigan (SixGoddessShark@silenthashtagbeachkrew.org)
To: Alessandra Allegri (AGirl69@hotmail.com)
Subject: RE: RE: #GoTeamBesties!!!!

Uhhhhhhhhh it was on twitter one sec. Hurrrrrrr:





#totalbitchmove Fuccboi is hella backpedaling now tho lmao IDK whoTF he thinks he is. But srsly the dress. Wat do u think? IDK on 2nd thot it may be kinda gaudy. Fuuuuuuuuuuk im 2 indecisive 4 my own good >_> meh im just gunna order it NEway

Im workin on a tan rite now & ya I got dat good SPF on fleek. U kno me ; P I figure if I go in2 the match 2 pale David may get 2 hot under the collar. I hear he likes em pasty and pale which is prolly y hes fukken with Fausse. Srsly Serbia is the fukken worst. Has literally anything good come out of Serbia besides less Bosnians??? Remind me 2 ask Jim --- Slovenians kno wat happened rite?

But srsly fuck these guys. IDFW nillas poppin off on me like that. I think its prolly time Dave joins his bae in shuffling off dat mortal coil.

XOXOXO



From: Alessandra Allegri (AGirl69@hotmail.com)
To: Thursday Kerrigan (SixGoddessShark@silenthashtagbeachkrew.org)
Subject: RE: RE: RE: #GoTeamBesties!!!!

Wow. Okay.

I'll talk to you in person about what's going to happen about this. Your witheringly accurate Shakespearean quote is very apropos darling.

And before you ask again, yes to the dress.

I've never been to Serbia. It would be too cold. I don't do cold.

Also, I haven't praised you enough for how amazing you've been doing with the wrestling! No one is even close to a match for you. That strange Brandon Lee Zombie man is champion and he's absolutely terrible, it makes me retch seeing these talentless goofballs run around with belts.

I don't know Blades, it makes me question whether any of this is even worth our time. You're untouched in the ring, and I'd had one month of training before snapping the arm of that motorcycle riding gentleman.

There is no thrill in this to me. Thrill me darling. Excite me.



From: Nordstroms Dispatch Notifications (noreply@nordstroms.com)
To: Thursday Kerrigan (SixGoddessShark@silenthashtagbeachkrew.org)
Subject: Your Nordstroms Order Confirmation (Receipt #11839204)

Thursday Kerrigan,

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Your order number is: 11839204

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From: Alessandra Allegri (AGirl69@hotmail.com)
To: Thursday Kerrigan (SixGoddessShark@silenthashtagbeachkrew.org)
Subject: RE: RE: RE: #GoTeamBesties!!!!

Sorry, just actually looked at the dress and good god no! x



From: Thursday Kerrigan (SixGoddessShark@silenthashtagbeachkrew.org)
To: Alessandra Allegri (AGirl69@hotmail.com)
Subject: RE: RE: RE: RE: #GoTeamBesties!!!!

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU I just bought it DX R u sure u dont like it??? It’s a Marchesa & just came out with the 2016 Fall collection : ( id be the toast of the town very chic and above the curve.

& yes thank u sooooooo much about these fukken losers in this fed. Like FFS could Jim not hire IDK TALENT???!!! JFC its pathetic. Maybe its something in the water --- plz remind me to stay on the bottle Fiji when we hit the arena? & dont even get me started on the champions. It says volumes that Dave and Jessie Buck are holding gold. Like are u fukken kidding me?? I thought there was supposed to be talent in this place. JFC we should absolutely kill them tonight.

Speaking of talent CJ3 tried to show me his penis in the locker room. It was…. cute i guess? The 3 is appropriate ; )

Speaking of shriveled and disappointing, its kinda funny how every1 thought Fausse was gonna be this next big thing but all I see is a choker. Between blowing it in the semi-finals 2 Crow then losing her belt 2 THE GUY SHES NOW PARTNERED WITH she makes no fukken sense. Wheres the hype?? Wheres the skill?? I look at Fausse & all I see is sum1 who wants to be me. Hella bad. Except Im actually pretty and talented and have prestige. Fausse has nothing & actively lowered her stock by shacking up with Syndicate. She has 0 confidence --- super obvi. Shes in a rut & its not gonna change hurr. If NEthing, itll be kinda lulzy to see how David reacts to her costing him in the match. He seems high strung : ( I think the domestic violence rate in Chicago may rise in the wake of this.

And on David, Chicago is a fukken dump. It was a dump before he took office & itll be one when hes gone. Its amazing how these fukken losers think they can stake themselves on these projects and end up looking worse. Remember when we opened up that #BeachKrew building in Detroit and moved the Oblivion Foundation there?? We were turning that city around before Mexico : ( & the lulzy part is Jarebear didnt even get elected – he did more with less than Sanchez & unlike Sanchez never drew attention to himself. Talk about a stupid fukken plan. Like u kno that when u get elected theres accountability and transparency mandated by the fukken Constitution rite??? U cant just scheme like a fukken super villain in broad daylite without drawin hella attention. This whole fukken dragon chase of his is so laffably bad I cant see it lasting much longer. Especially since he hired that awful chef. Maybe hell get food poisoning.

C U in 2 hours!!!!! : *



From: Alessandra Allegri (AGirl69@hotmail.com)
To: Thursday Kerrigan (SixGoddessShark@silenthashtagbeachkrew.org)
Subject: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: #GoTeamBesties!!!!

Sorry. It's a costly error. I'd happily lie and say I tried to send it several times and kept getting errors on my email, but I think of myself as a truthful woman.

I was playing Pokemon Go. I don't even know what the hell it is! Jackson's member looks cute, like a little turtle or something. In fact, I caught this weird thing in my game and it felt very apt.



David Sanchez is the bizarro Donald Trump. A Mexican trying to fight a race war against the rest of America. It's like calm down David honey, it's quite embarrassing to be honest. Yes, you've been watching House of Cards good for you - what next, you'll discover Game of Thrones and become a knight-errant? HOLD THE DOOR! I'd lock that shit and throw away the key if that gurning cauliflower eared face is behind it. No it's Sons of Anarchy and you'll be creating a biker gang of misfits to run roughshod over the UCI for the most drab three months in history No no! Maybe The Sopranos and you will start telling the tale of a troubled mafia boss whose family toxically drown everything good in his life...hmm!

David Sanchez looks in the mirror and sees -



Everyone else looks at David Sanchez and sees -



Do you think maybe he is sensorily warped? If one eats Mr Atticus Rex's food it's tantamount to taste bud suicide. Did he really hire that oaf? My one appearance in this federation was to eat that cretins food and I even now am tongue scraping with fervor each night to remove the remnants of the whale feces he shoveled onto our plates and called 'pie'.

So, what I've gleaned about David Sanchez so far:

- He is the Mexican Donald Trump
- He is an avid House of Cards fan
- He is a terrible food aficionado
- He is the 'Mayor' of a city that the rest of the county has already disowned
- He is a perpetual loser.

Next you will be telling me he has compiled a 'super team' of complete no hopers and dogsbodies with no future in the business, or in life in general. I don't know Blades, he just gives me that 'my wife is dead, in a coma or left me for someone with prospects in life' look. I don't know!

See you soon. Heels on, hair up!

X


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16/7/16

From: Alessandra Allegri (AGirl69@hotmail.com)
To: Thursday Kerrigan (SixGoddessShark@silenthashtagbeachkrew.org)
Subject: Answer

You would be wise to answer my calls.

It's in your best interest.



From: Thursday Kerrigan (SixGoddessShark@silenthashtagbeachkrew.org)
To Alessandra Allegri (AGirl69@hotmail.com)
Subject: RE: Answer

I spilled Fireball on my phone last night & the speaker isnt working : ( Still waiting 4 the hangover to clear before I drive down to get a new 1. Whats up???



From: Alessandra Allegri (AGirl69@hotmail.com)
To: Thursday Kerrigan (SixGoddessShark@silenthashtagbeachkrew.org)
Subject: RE: RE: Answer

That wasn’t Fireball.

More to the point – are you okay?



From: Thursday Kerrigan (SixGoddessShark@silenthashtagbeachkrew.org)
To Alessandra Allegri (AGirl69@hotmail.com)
Subject: RE: RE: RE: Answer

WTF WAS IT??? Yah im fine just headache : ( Y does my hand hurt so bad??



From: Alessandra Allegri (AGirl69@hotmail.com)
To: Thursday Kerrigan (SixGoddessShark@silenthashtagbeachkrew.org)
Subject: RE: RE: RE: RE Answer

I’ll Skype you.


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From: Thursday Kerrigan (SixGoddessShark@silenthashtagbeachkrew.org)
To: Alessandra Allegri (AGirl69@hotmail.com)
Subject: Hey…

Hey Al,

I don't really do this often, but I wanted to thank you for looking out for me the other night. It's been... well, a really hard time for me since Jared disappeared, and I've not really been in my right mind. I'd been told many times something like this would happen, but I always sort of brushed it off. Funny how all those people could voice concern but were totally okay with letting me do whatever as long as I was buying rounds and bottle service.

You've meant the world to me in these last couple of months. I've never had a friend who was so good to me and protective. It's nice to spend time with someone whose motives you don't feel should be questioned; someone you are certain isn't using you for your drugs or your money. Is this what normal is? First to find a loving relationship with someone who treats you as an equal, then to find a true friend? It's sort of nice.

I'm looking forward to getting back in the ring with you on Sunday. : ) I'll always have your back, and I know you have mine. I don't really see anyone able to beat us. XOXO

Your Friend,
Thursday



From: Alessandra Allegri (AGirl69@hotmail.com)
To: Thursday Kerrigan (SixGoddessShark@silenthashtagbeachkrew.org)
Subject: RE: Hey…

That is so sweet. You’re a love.

Don’t even lose a second of sleep over what happened. X



From: Thursday Kerrigan (SixGoddessShark@silenthashtagbeachkrew.org)
To: Alessandra Allegri (AGirl69@hotmail.com)
Subject: RE:RE: Hey...

Al, read this, shit.





From: Alessandra Allegri (AGirl69@hotmail.com)
To: Thursday Kerrigan (SixGoddessShark@silenthashtagbeachkrew.org)
Subject: RE: RE:RE Hey…

Don’t worry about it. Like I said. It’s dealt with. Just try to have a nice day today. If you want to cheer yourself up a little bit, I did some digging and found David Sanchez’s mayoral email address. Have fun.

D.Sanchez@chicago.gov.com



From: Thursday Kerrigan (SixGoddessShark@silenthashtagbeachkrew.org)
To: Alessandra Allegri (AGirl69@hotmail.com)
Subject: RE:RE:RE:RE Hey…

LOLO IM GONNA LOVE THIS JUST SIGNED HIM UP TO SOME GAY PORN

shit ive got a fukken alpha idea lemme see if i can make it work *_*

it worked hahah



FWD: Alessandra Allegri (AGirl69@hotmail.com)
From: Your Dead Wife (samscorpse@deadwife.com)
To: Mayor David Sanchez (D.Sanchez@chicago.gov.com)
Subject: Re: SPOOKY SHIT!!! OMG



Got you to look fuccboy LOL

YOUR WIFE IS DEAD AND WAS UGLY TO BEGIN WITH, SHE WAS A FUCKING TRAMP FOR MARRYING SOMEONE SO UGLY AND FUKKEN GROTESQUE LIKE LMFAO

Sancho, ur gonna get a fukken beatdown on Sunday by two women because they want to avenge the soul of ur wife cos she is dead and hates you and hopes you die soon too so she can dump u in the afterlife kek

wat even is your life at the moment u are struggling to even beat shit wrestlers, you run a terrible city and your wife would rather die than see what has happened to u like rly bro

i remember when you said you wanted to fight jared so badly acting all beefy and tough like u wud even be a match plz u are like danny anderson level at best i cant wait til those beautiful women of stiletto beat u senseless

they earn more in a week than u do in a year, its pretty embarassing sancho u are worse than two people than you probably weigh more than put together, but shit u are tubby doe

wat was my point with this email oh ya

please read the final will and testament from ur wife, i am her lawyer sorry i didnt say earlier bellow is the enclose will thank u

your wifes lawyer





From: Alessandra Allegri (AGirl69@hotmail.com)
To: Thursday Kerrigan (SixGoddessShark@silenthashtagbeachkrew.org)
Subject: RE: FWD: RE: SPOOKY SHIT!!! OMG

Crying here. Oh god. I don’t even know what to say.

“I am her lawyer sorry i didnt say earlier” LOL! God this will kill me all day.

I have a meeting at two, bad girl. I’ve got a great business expansion idea that will see the Allegri Foundation and its subsidiary The Malignaggi Fund for Bereaved Parents expand into Chicago - I managed to secure funding for a new venture. It will see a new battered women’s home open up for the poor unfortunate women too weak and stupid to be able to defend themselves from their beta male partner’s aggressiveness.

Are you ready for this TK? This will make you giggle.

“The Erin Fausse Halfway House for Battered Women”.



From: Thursday Kerrigan (SixGoddessShark@silenthashtagbeachkrew.org)
To: Alessandra Allegri (AGirl69@hotmail.com)
Subject: RE: RE: FWD: RE: SPOOKY SHIT!!! OMG

lmaolooooooo i cnt even AL u are fukken genius what a better way to gibe back to the community!

we can batter her senseless and then rehome her slurring russian azz!!! geneus

so lyk can i get in on this, i dnt want u to have to spend all ur money when i can helo <3

we still have a lot of money we raised while exploiting the death of that dancing faggot oblivion that we can use for future ventures - i think i already blew his funeral money on a manipedi loooool



From: Alessandra Allegri (AGirl69@hotmail.com)
To: Thursday Kerrigan (SixGoddessShark@silenthashtagbeachkrew.org)
Subject: RE: RE: RE: FWD: RE: SPOOKY SHIT!!! OMG

You want to use the money from the Oblivion Foundation just to humiliate and taunt Erin Fausse and exploit the hurt, trauma and sadness of women throughout the city of Chicago? Are you a monster? Hehe

Great idea! I’m more than game, we can announce it tomorrow. I will write you a script - I know how you struggle with public speaking dear. Just stand there and look pretty, you won’t need help with that one at least! Anyhoo. It’s been beautiful talking to you today but I have to get on before the day draws too late. I’ll be in contact later if I don’t fall asleep. Going to use Sanchez’s email once more. No more dead wife emails!

X



From: Thursday Kerrigan (SixGoddessShark@silenthashtagbeachkrew.org)
To: Alessandra Allegri (AGirl69@hotmail.com)
Subject: RE: RE: RE: RE: FWD: RE: SPOOKY SHIT!!! OMG

booo wat is a gurl gonna do for fun now? ((((

i will eat a large pizza and then sleep i need to get some rest its not every day i party all night on a drug binge and then harass some poor fuk by pretending to be his dead wife

o wait looool

CIAO AL!!!!!

talk soon miss u alrdy xoxoxoxo <££££££


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The Scarlet Letter


From: Alessandra Malignaggi (A.Malignaggi@Allegri.com)
To: Mayor David Sanchez (D.Sanchez@chicago.gov.com)
Subject: Hello David.

Good afternoon Mr Sanchez.

Before we go any further, consider this absolutely positively a threat – you allow this email to be read by anyone else then I will ruin you. I will ruin your career, I will ensure you will be strapped down and watch as I enjoy your wife’s filthy body with a steak knife and some chicken wire. Do we have an agreement here David?

I am continuing in the affirmative, but know this – I am praying for the negative. I am sending you this out of professional courtesy because of the position you hold, not because of respect for you in any way shape or form. I’ve dealt with politicians all my life; I know this dance like I’ve had to drill it five hundred times before a worldwide recital. There are two types of politician:

- A patsy
- A patsy…who doesn’t know he’s a patsy.

Which are you mister mayor? Hmm? I can spot you from a mile away, you are the latter. You are archetypical, strong personality, great media presence, connection with the majority of voters, ‘everyman’ looks. You talk well. You orate wonderfully. You’re a perfect candidate for that John Wilkes Booth, Lee Harvey Oswald treatment. I can book you in personally if you would like David? Wouldn’t that be swell? Dying as a martyr will do more than living as a worthless maggot your entire life will ever accomplish.

Like I said, You talk well. You orate wonderfully. I should like you, I should be thinking of ways to use you rather than destroy you. Why don’t I? What’s holding me back? Why aren’t I throwing my considerable financial weight behind your campaign, and using my connections to make you completely untouchable? Because you also bloviate like a snivelling worm trying to better their position with every false word that drips from your venom tipped tongue. You’ve done nothing of worth to help the people of Chicago – you are completely clueless, placate the masses should be your number one priority. Not chasing idiotic Cosplayers in some vein failed hope of what? A cure for your wife? Some great galactic artifacts? Honey, I can buy you a toy lightsabre if you are so hard up.

You became so embroiled in your own deluded crusade that you somehow felt it necessary to enlist the services of three of the most hapless people in the entirety of UCI. Taylor Wright – who? Erin Fausse and I had to double check that this was a real person:

‘Hot as Fuck’ Jessica Buck.

I’m leaving this one completely alone, because if I got started on this mongrel it would detract from what I’m talking to you about. What a great Mayoral team you are putting together. These are the major contributors to your cabinet and your future political campaigning.

A man who sounds like the type of guy that my husband would probably fight like ten times and beat him half to death every time, an unskilled immigrant and a benefit defrauding instagram model with only two hundred followers. Also, that stupid chef. What happened David? Was Luke busy? He’d round your team off beautifully and literally with his fat virginal wit.

What is the deal with ‘The Syndicate’ David? I don’t understand your thought process here. Aren’t you trying to be some kind of super villain? God you make me want to throw up a little bit with your stupidity and desperation. Are you just hunting for future red shirts or are you actually confident they can be contributors?

‘The Syndicate’ think they walk into the big fight with ‘The Guardians’ like:



Everyone else sees:



Oh dear. No, that’s not what you’re doing here. Where are my manners David, I haven’t even formally introduced myself. We have never met, my name is Alessandra Malignaggi and I am pretty new to wrestling, though I’m no stranger to the business as a whole. I’ve been able to stand behind the greatest mind in the history of the sport as he carved his way effortlessly through challenge after challenge, would work long term on future opponents in order to make them stumble and lose focus during their match. I am not a stranger to strategy in the wrestling ring; I am also very well versed in the art of war.

Joseph told me one time:

“Do you see what he’s doing here Al? This fuckin guy is scared, he’s scared that someone is going to challenge him in the future – look, you can see how he walks, chin up and chest out but his legs are like fucking jelly.

He fought that guy last week, and he somehow managed to win, it was close but fuck it was a bit too close, right? So what does he do? He brings them into the fold and allows them the honor of ‘fighting alongside him’ like it’s a great boon or some shit. Fuck that noise. Cowardly camel cunt. Grow a set of balls you fucking oaf and FIGHT rather than protecting yourself from the competition by using faux magnanimous ‘leadership’ to make them your underlings.’

The person he was talking about? Thomas Uriel Bates.

I don’t feel I need to elaborate on the allusion I am using here David. You are a snake, I’m going to expose your belly and gut you – coward. You just managed to beat Erin Fausse, I’m talking skin of your yellow teeth and rather than fight her a second time to prove your superiority, you instead welcomed her into your team. Bravo, bellissimo. This speaks volumes about your insecurity and lack of confidence in your own abilities – I’ve lain with the only true champion in the sport for the past eight years and I know the scent well. Your scent is more akin to the struggling single father with an alcohol addiction who is a week late on repaying borrowed money – the scent he gives off when his kneecap is shattered and he has spilled his bladder across the floor. That’s you all over David.

You have no drive to reach for the stars, you’re happy being content lolling about in perpetual stasis in your career. You’ve been champion here. You’ve been here longer – yet somehow you’ve let a small man whose arm my husband snapped in two manage to leapfrog you to the upper echelons of the card. How did that happen? Tell me David, I’m dying to know. Why is your confidence so low when your ego is so high?

There is a reason Howard Black bypassed the ‘Rising Stars’ title, there is a reason Jared Holmes would bypass it, there is a reason that my husband wouldn’t even so much as let it manifest as a thought in his mind – because they are true fighters, they are winners. What are you David? You are a mediocre opening act. It makes me happy to see you floundering so; it will make me even happier when I personally get to put the final nail in the ‘David Sanchez is ever going to make something of himself’ coffin. You have achieved minor success outside the ring; oddly you’ve done the same in the ring. You are never going to reach the pinnacle of any career.

‘The Plague’ is destined to forever be carried by fellow Syndicate rats from place to place infecting the population with his diseased ranting promises, multiplying and multiplying his influence until someone with the right tools and the know how arrives and removes every trace of you from the world. I’m not going to be stupid or idiotic enough to call myself ‘The Antidote’ – just know this David. I am the end for you. Sunday night this festering disease of snake oil selling cowardice is eradicated for good,

As the delightful Thursday would put it:


Also, remember you chortling about how our only way of attack would be re-hashing terrible race jokes? I feel sad that’s what you thought of us David. Though something tells me you’re going to be really delightful and creative and we’ll see mentions of dead babies aplenty, go you, you little laureate scholar you.

Oh, well, when in Rome, right?

When I retire you on Sunday it’s not all bad, I have a delightful vacancy – something befitting a large brimmed hat for sunbathing wearing, classic car bastardising, tequila drinking, former construction worker who eats terrible cheesy flatulence inducing foods.

Mow my lawn. Spic.

Ciao Bella.

X



From: Thursday Kerrigan (SixGoddessShark@silenthashtagbeachkrew.org)
To: Jared Holmes (JHolmes@silenthashtagbeachkrew.org)
Subject: I miss you…

Hey boo.

I know you can’t see this. I know you’ll never read this. Or maybe you will. I keep seeing you in my dreams. IDK. You know me. I’m not too smart, but I always tried. That was why you and I worked so well together, right? You were the guy with the plan, and I was along for the ride. God, it was such a fucking ride. I miss it so much.

In my dreams, you hold me. I can feel you kissing me and touching me and telling me everything is going to be okay. You tell me to stay strong, but it’s so fucking hard. I don’t know how much longer I can go on without out like this. I’ll try, for you. But it’s so hard.

I’ve been doing what you ask. I’m keeping everything going, awaiting the return you’ve promised me in dreams. I’m holding you to that. If you love me, you’ll come back. You promised. In the meantime, I’m going to keep up my end of the bargain.

Know what’s funny? Even when I do all the things we did together, it’s not the same without you. I’m not having fun getting drunk or snorting Molly or hitting the club. I just deal with these fucking goobers, and none of them will ever replace you. I remember so fondly the nights we used to have, when we’d have the limousine drive us up and down Mulholland as you poured champagne on me and we did lines off each other. It’s just not the same without you. Maybe it’s because Al doesn’t party, but I really don’t wanna do it with anyone else. That was for us. Even the nights we just cruised down Sunset drinking coffee and holding hands are something I can’t repeat. The city seems so empty without you.

This is a big week for me. We’re going to do you proud. I love you, Jared. I miss you so fucking much.



From: Alessandra Malignaggi (A.Malignaggi@Allegri.com)
To: Joey Flash (Flash@WCF.com)
Subject: Dreams.

I don’t see you in my dreams anymore.

I feel uneasy and my chest tightens when I wake up. I used to find my dreams my haven, a place where I would see you, where I would see Christian – somewhere that I can have everything I want and never worry before getting shocked back into the aching reality of being without you.

I want to see empty beer bottles on the living room floor, I want the musty smell to hit my nostrils as I enter the room. I want to be kept awake by rhythmic thudding on the heavy bag in our gym; I want your screams of anger to fill the night as you struggle to perfect another wrestling move. I want to shout at you for driving too fast, for eating too much, for not putting the seat down, I want to recoil in disgust as I step around the toilet in the morning and found you couldn’t even be bothered to aim.

Every morning I wake up without your arms around me is a blade to the stomach. All experiences of human contact and emotion tell me I am sad that you are not around. Me, sad – what makes me the most upset dearest husband is as much as I want to, as much as I desire it…I can’t even cry for you.

I have never questioned this before. I have never once felt myself at a disadvantage to the meandering cattle I herd and butcher. I have never once envied the weaknesses that bind people to others. There is a hollow void inside me Joseph. You are the only person I have ever let stare into my abyss – you didn’t even blink, you didn’t turn your face, you embraced me, you pressed your lips to mine and you told me you loved me. I stood stark naked in front of you and you didn’t even care. Joseph, know this, the only thing I want, the thing I want more than anything, is to be able to cry for you.

I love you. Wherever you are, whatever happened I will never stop. I will find you.

I want you so bad Joseph.

My cunt aches for you.





xxx