The ACTUAL World Title...and you!

Kyle Cameron
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The ACTUAL World Title...and you! Jul 12, 2016 7:53:00 GMT -6 Teo del Sol, Alex Richards, and 3 more like this

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Post by Kyle Cameron on Jul 12, 2016 7:53:00 GMT -6

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN...COURTESY OF ONE TEDDY SOL...I PRESENT TO YOU...THE ACTUAL WORLD TITLE!

The ACTUAL(Awesome Cameron's Title U Angry Losers) World Title is something I've been wanting to do ever since UCI started, and now is the perfect time to finally bring it in. Basically the idea behind it is that it's a wild 24/7 title in the vein of the WWF Hardcore Title or the DDT Ironman Heavymetalweight Championship, meant to change hands at the drop of a hat for extremely silly reasons. No ref needs to be present, as long as someone is around to count the pin or make the submission official the title can change hands. Some hypothetical scenarios...

- This week on Overload Alex Richards beats Kyle Cameron in a standard wrestling match. Alex Richards is now the ACTUAL World Champion.
- Kyle Cameron is assaulted backstage by Jay Price who proceeds to pin him. UCI GM Jay Price is now ACTUAL World Champion.
- Kyle Cameron is slapped by Jimmy Garcia, who then pins him for the hell of it. UCI Commentator Jimmy Garcia is now ACTUAL Champion.
- Kyle Cameron comes home to find his mother and one of her book club friends ready to pounce. Cameron's mom then pins him. Mrs. Cameron is now ACTUAL World Champion.
- A tree falls down on Kyle Cameron. The downed tree is now ACTUAL World Champion.

So on and so forth...

Basically anyone who wants to take a shot with the ACTUAL Title can go nuts with it. My only real requirement is that both the way you win the belt and the way you lose the belt must be funny, or at the very least amusing. Don't be afraid to let this thing change hands multiple times in one week, hell, even one night! You can PM me about working a segment to take the belt...or not! Surprise attacks work too!

2 1/2X ACTUAL World Champion (Inaugural)
1X Wrestler of the Week
2X Match of the Week

Jericho Salazar Developmental Posts: 72	The ACTUAL World Title...and you! Jul 12, 2016 10:05:48 GMT -6 via mobile Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Jericho Salazar on Jul 12, 2016 10:05:48 GMT -6 LDJ gets the title first. Im calling it.

Jayson Price Jobber The Sexy GM Of UCI #BestForUCI Posts: 187	The ACTUAL World Title...and you! Jul 12, 2016 11:49:14 GMT -6 via mobile Bonnie Blue, Kyle Cameron, and 2 more like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Jayson Price on Jul 12, 2016 11:49:14 GMT -6 Champion is in the back taking a nap, a feather floats through the air and lands on his chest for the pin.
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David Sanchez Mayor of Chicago It was a big-big world but we thought we were bigger. Posts: 511	The ACTUAL World Title...and you! Jul 12, 2016 11:51:13 GMT -6 Jayson Price likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by David Sanchez on Jul 12, 2016 11:51:13 GMT -6 Feather is eaten by Luke, mistakenly thinking it will taste like Chicken. Luke is champion, unknown to him.
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Jayson Price
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The ACTUAL World Title...and you! Jul 12, 2016 13:40:30 GMT -6 via mobile David Sanchez likes this

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Post by Jayson Price on Jul 12, 2016 13:40:30 GMT -6

Jul 12, 2016 11:51:13 GMT -6 David Sanchez said:

Feather is eaten by Luke, mistakenly thinking it will taste like Chicken. Luke is champion, unknown to him.

Luke later poops out remains of feather in his dressing room. Toilet is now champion.

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David Sanchez
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The ACTUAL World Title...and you! Jul 12, 2016 15:15:47 GMT -6

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Post by David Sanchez on Jul 12, 2016 15:15:47 GMT -6

Jul 12, 2016 13:40:30 GMT -6 Jayson Price said:

Luke later poops out remains of feather in his dressing room. Toilet is now champion.

Some time later, a plumber is called to unclog the desecrated toilet. Steve Jones - Toilet Technician Extraordinaire is now champion.

David Sanchez
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The ACTUAL World Title...and you! Jul 12, 2016 15:38:09 GMT -6 David Sanchez likes this

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Jul 12, 2016 15:15:47 GMT -6 David Sanchez said:

Jul 12, 2016 13:40:30 GMT -6 Jayson Price said:

Luke later poops out remains of feather in his dressing room. Toilet is now champion.

Some time later, a plumber is called to unclog the desecrated toilet. Steve Jones - Toilet Technician Extraordinaire is now champion.

Jay Price uses an alias to clean toilets?

David Sanchez Mayor of Chicago It was a big-big world but we thought we were bigger. Posts: 511	The ACTUAL World Title...and you! Jul 12, 2016 16:31:05 GMT -6 Bonnie Blue likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by David Sanchez on Jul 12, 2016 16:31:05 GMT -6 He claimed to be in a coma for months, this is what he was really doing. Living out his life-long dream of being a custodian.
	David Sanchez W/L/D 9/2/0 1x RPOTW 1x WOTW 1x MOTW 1x MOTM Winner of 2016 Updegraff Tournament 1x UCI Rising Stars Champion 1x UCI Intercontinental Champion

Crow McMorris
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The ACTUAL World Title...and you! Jul 13, 2016 3:08:34 GMT -6 via mobile Bonnie Blue and Kyle Cameron like this

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Post by Crow McMorris on Jul 13, 2016 3:08:34 GMT -6

If the word ACTUAL was supposed to be an acronym rather than a statement, it would have been spelled as thus, therefore, the belt rightly belongs to me, your ACTUAL WORLD CHAMPION.

Thanks, Teo. Nice design. I shall wear it well.

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"Relentless" Andre Holmes Sexy Mod Brigade Greatest of All Time 0-1 against a cat. "Relentless is all that I know. Relentless is all that I am." - Andre Holmes 2k17. Posts: 961 Twitter Handle: @TumblrHolmes	The ACTUAL World Title...and you! Jul 13, 2016 9:50:05 GMT -6 Crow McMorris and Kyle Cameron like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by "Relentless" Andre Holmes on Jul 13, 2016 9:50:05 GMT -6 .....This belt pisses me off.
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Jayson Price Jobber The Sexy GM Of UCI #BestForUCI Posts: 187	The ACTUAL World Title...and you! Jul 13, 2016 10:04:54 GMT -6 The Polar Phantasm, Crow McMorris, and 5 more like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Jayson Price on Jul 13, 2016 10:04:54 GMT -6 Jul 13, 2016 9:50:05 GMT -6 "Relentless" Andre Holmes said: .....This belt pisses me off. Andre Holmes' new pic base
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Teo del Sol
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The ACTUAL World Title...and you! Jul 13, 2016 11:27:55 GMT -6

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Post by Teo del Sol on Jul 13, 2016 11:27:55 GMT -6

Jul 13, 2016 9:50:05 GMT -6 "Relentless" Andre Holmes said:

.....This belt pisses me off.

I was given 3 baseball cards and a pregnant goat for my services.

...I did not ask for this, but the point remains that I say we blame the goat.

Who is Hughie Jennings anyway?

Lyndon "Big" Diehl Developmental Posts: 93	The ACTUAL World Title...and you! Jul 13, 2016 12:13:49 GMT -6 Crow McMorris likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Lyndon "Big" Diehl on Jul 13, 2016 12:13:49 GMT -6 Jul 13, 2016 10:04:54 GMT -6 Jayson Price said: Jul 13, 2016 9:50:05 GMT -6 "Relentless" Andre Holmes said: .....This belt pisses me off. Andre Holmes' new pic base

Spencer Adams
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The ACTUAL World Title...and you! Jul 13, 2016 12:18:55 GMT -6 Lyndon "Big" Diehl and Kyle Cameron like this

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Post by Spencer Adams on Jul 13, 2016 12:18:55 GMT -6

Plumber tells Cornette he's out of touch with what's hip, Cornette buries him by calling him bad names and forming automatic hatred for the plumber for questioning his decisions and opinions. Jim Cornette is now champion.

Kyle Cameron Jobber YOU FUCKING LOSERS Posts: 191	The ACTUAL World Title...and you! Jul 13, 2016 12:37:41 GMT -6 The Polar Phantasm, Crow McMorris, and 1 more like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Kyle Cameron on Jul 13, 2016 12:37:41 GMT -6 omg i got a thread stickied. WE EATIN NOW FAM.
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