Post by Exodus on Jul 7, 2016 22:58:02 GMT -6
THE REAPING
Vol. 1
“In the bowels of the Kohl Center, Exodus is seated in a dimly lit room. On the heels of his first UCI victory, Exodus looks to continue his winning streak this Sunday on Overload.”
I really showed him, even warned that it would happen. Turned that human pile of excrement into a bloody fucking mess. If only I could express the joy I felt bashing that fat bastards skull in. The fans of the UCI definitely got their money’s worth on Sunday. Lucas was just the first of many lost souls who will come to rest in peace in my Asylum. Hopefully this Sunday Chris Cane will finish off that disgusting slob once and for all…
“Exodus reaches underneath him and retrieves his barbwire baseball bat. Still covered in blood and flesh from last Sunday night. Exodus seems to be speaking to the bat.”
Tried to tell them what we are capable of. My warning fell upon deaf ears though. I would imagine we have their full attention now. Merely the beginning of our reign of terror here in UCI. How will we ever live up to this reputation week in and week out??
“There’s an awkward pause as Exodus stares at the bat seemingly waiting for a reply.”
GODDAMMIT LUCILLE I ASKED YOU A QUESTION! YOU KNOW YOU CAN BE A REAL TEMPERAMENTAL BITCH SOMETIMES! I WILL ANSWER FOR YOU, WHAT THE UCI NEEDS IS A REVOLUTION OF SORTS. A HARDCORE REVOLUTION THE LIKES OF WHICH THAT HAVE NEVER BEEN SEEN BEFORE HERE IN THE UCI.
“The self-proclaimed King of Hardcore pauses for a minute as his eyes begin to light up.”
Blood, barbed wire, D-Von "GET THE TABLES", ladders and tacks oh my. The sight that I adore is barbed wire from door to door... Can you hear that? The chanting? Do you hear the chanting? "E-C-_, E-C-_, E-C_... " Oh well, maybe it's just the voices in my head.
"Exodus lays Lucille down on the floor next to him as he begins to laugh uncontrollably."
Jericho Salazar, next in line for the crimson mask. GM Price must really have it out for you. After witnessing the carnage last week, he must want me to make an example out of you. You call yourself a "blue collar worker" well that's nice to know. I plan on working your ass like a part-time job. Only in the business for the money, huh? We will see how far that will get you. Better hope they kept your job at the factory, you'll be back in the assembly line before you know it. We will we see what you are truly made of Salazar. After last weeks show that doesn't seem to be much. Surprised you aren't still sleeping from that shot the Mayor gave you. Sunday night right here in the Kohl Center will be the beginning of the end for you Jericho.
"When the people heard the sound of the rams' horns, they shouted as loud as they could. Suddenly, the walls of Jericho collapsed, and the people charged straight into the town and captured it."
- Joshua 6:20
Just as the Israelites did I shall bring down the walls of Jericho, stand victorious and capture the city of Madison, Wisconsin. Who knows maybe even "Lucille" will come out to play. I'm sure the fans of the UCI would love that. We wouldn't want to disappoint the fans now would we Jericho? I hadn't planned on it. “Behind anger, is hidden the cemetery gates." I've prepared just the place for you at my Asylum. MADISON, I CAN PROMISE YOU, A RED SUN RISES, BLOOD WILL SPILL THIS NIGHT!!