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Post by "Relentless" Andre Holmes on Jun 27, 2016 11:56:44 GMT -6
So today. I woke up, and on the side of my bed was blood pouring from my nose for no apparent reason that I had to sprint, and plug my nose to clean up the blood in the sink, and even change the sheets on my bed, and the pillow sheet too. After it stopped, two hours later. Same thing happened again. I'm confused as hell.
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Post by Jay Omega on Jun 27, 2016 12:21:32 GMT -6
Clearly the Yeerk in your head missed his Kandrona feeding. This is what happens when you reject the Andalites.
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Post by "Relentless" Andre Holmes on Jun 27, 2016 12:27:19 GMT -6
...GOD DAMMIT.
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Post by Jayson Price on Jun 27, 2016 12:30:36 GMT -6
Clearly the Yeerk in your head missed his Kandrona feeding. This is what happens when you reject the Andalites. You god damn nerd. |
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Post by SHADOWLOVE on Jun 27, 2016 12:45:50 GMT -6
It could be from the climate change in your room. You are more susceptible to nosebleeds if the air is dry. I did clock myself in the nose once when I was asleep and gave myself a nosebleed.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 27, 2016 15:01:25 GMT -6
Drink more water.
Then drink some more water.
Also drink more water.
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Post by Erin Fausse on Jun 27, 2016 15:30:48 GMT -6
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Post by David Sanchez on Jun 27, 2016 15:42:56 GMT -6
I used to suffer from this, but then again I used to be on about 3g of coke a day with a bath salt chaser.
I wouldn't worry, it's probably not brain-leak as it was for me.
If the blood smells like cheese, be afraid. -_-
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Post by Deleted on Jun 27, 2016 16:09:16 GMT -6
RIP Andre Holmes : (
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Post by Jayson Price on Jun 27, 2016 18:33:12 GMT -6
Rub some dirt on it and walk it off, ya pansy.
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Post by The Polar Phantasm on Jul 3, 2016 12:15:05 GMT -6
Clearly the Yeerk in your head missed his Kandrona feeding. This is what happens when you reject the Andalites. I had guessed that his babel fish was menstruating. -B. |
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Post by The Polar Phantasm on Jul 3, 2016 12:25:16 GMT -6
I used to be on about 3g of coke a day with a bath salt chaser. Mad props for not being dead yet... I'm like 25% amphetamines and that would kill my ass faster than being blasted in the gut with a shotgun shell made entirely out of the ebola virus. Jedi as fuck. That's like being pelted with fastballs for five solid minutes, then being knocked unconscious by a screwball that somehow sneaks behind you and cracks you on the back of the head. I did bath salts once (...for like three days. During which I wrote at least one Pantheon promo). Totally don't recommend it, though; that's definitely drugs on expert mode. I've been on speed for most of my adult life and bath salts was like... if speed, MDMA and cocaine had a weird bastard test-tube baby (that occasionally caused people to eat faces off and set themselves on fire and shit). By day three of being awake on salts I was unintentionally addressing people in character as Lucien Hicks on the street, then (embarrassingly) at a stand-up show (that I thankfully wasn't booked on). I straight up forgot which reality I was in, while I wasn't even writing or anything... yeah. At least I've got the one bath salts story... there's probably a lot more to it, too, I just don't remember a lot of that week. Heh. -B. |
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Post by The Polar Phantasm on Jul 3, 2016 12:36:05 GMT -6
Blasphemy. You just can't kill Andre Holmes. There's rules about that shit; we need that guy. Who the fuck do you think you are, Joss Whedon? (Love you Howie) -B. |
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Post by Teo del Sol on Jul 10, 2016 11:00:08 GMT -6
The Gnome under your bed has gotten aggressive. He's been punching you in the face while you sleep, though his tiny gnome arms are only able to produce enough force to injure you without waking you up.
I suggest you make red conical hats out of construction paper (about 40 should do) and line your bed with them as a peace offering.
If they're gone by morning, you'll have your answer.
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Post by "Relentless" Andre Holmes on Jul 10, 2016 15:44:05 GMT -6
I KNEW IT.
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