Post by Shane Sayne on Jun 25, 2016 23:18:06 GMT -6
A series of edited YouTube clips begin to cycle through. The first is a clip of the In-Sayne One pulling off a tornado DDT from the top of a deck railing. The opponent was standing at the edge of the deck with his back to a set up table and concrete. Shane was balanced on the railing and then took 3 quick steps, jumped off the railing, wrapped his arm around the neck of his opponent. They spun one time before Shane's momentum took them both of the deck. The opponent went face first into the table and Shane went back first.
The second clip was his signature diving hurricanrana, but with Shane it's hardly ever your everyday diving hurricanrana. This time was no exception as it was during a chairs match. Shane was perched on a fence and his opponent was standing on two seated position folding chairs. Shane dived off the fence, wrapped his legs around the neck of his opponent, and finished the move sending his opponent through both chairs and eventually hitting the cement ground.
The third and most memorable of the three was probably his crowning achievement as a backyard wrestler. This was the move that captivated many and sent his match viral. We see Shane standing on top of a Jeep Grand Cherokee. He's about to perform "That's In-Sayne", but the Jeep starts pulling off. In that split second with Shane more toward the front of the vehicle than the back. He takes a quick 2 steps, pushes off the vehicle as it begins to take off, completes the double backflip Shooting Star onto his opponent and wins the match.
The scene transitions from the those three rotating clips to the backstage area. There we have UCI Overload Color Commentator Christopher Morell sitting with one of the new faces in United Championship United, Shane "The In-Sayne One" Sayne. Shane is dressed in his normal wrestling attire: white beater, blue jean cargo shorts, and black wrestling boots. Shane is smiling from ear to ear as Morell begins.
UCI COLOR COMMENTATOR | CHRISTOPHER MORELL
Hello, United Championship Infinite fans, today with me I have Shane Sayne. Shane welcome to UCI.
Shane shakes Christopher's hand and gives a genuine nod. He places his hands on his thighs and takes a deep breath.
THE IN-SAYNE ONE | SHANE SAYNE
Thank you. I am so incredibly stoked to be here. This is an up and coming company and I want to be one of the people who catapult this company into the big time. With my exposure from my various Youtube videos I think that I can bring a whole new audience to the program.
Christopher puts both of his hands out to symbolically tell Shane to pump the breaks. His face shows that he is skeptical of Shane.
UCI COLOR COMMENTATOR | CHRISTOPHER MORELL
So you jump off some random objects. You post this crap wrestling on YouTube and other like minded idiots go "OH LOOK THAT'S COOL!". You think that your small amount of fans will even make an impact here at the UCI?
Morell's skepticism is both genuine and predictable. It does not phase Shane one iota. Shane keeps the positivity flowing as he answers.
THE IN-SAYNE ONE | SHANE SAYNE
Not only are my fans that I have already going to make an impact. The new fans that I am going to make from day one of being here are going to add to that and we are going to grow from a fan base to a movement. There is going to be a groundswell of support for this company that has never been seen before I got here.
Look, Christopher, with all due respect my fans are not idiots. My fans respond positively to the high intensity, high risk, and high impact style of wrestling that I bring to the ring with me. I do what some dare to think of as impossible. I come down to that ring and I prove, without a shadow of doubt, that anything is possible when you want it bad enough.
I did it in the backyards of America for nearly a decade hoping that someone in a wrestling organization would notice me and see that I am worthy of A SHOT. I don't need them to hand me a title. I don't need them to hand me some giant check. All I need is ONE shot to show the management here that they made the right decision in signing me. This week against an "evil clown" I get that shot.
Morell takes a quick glance at his notes and rolls his eyes. His voice is one of indignation and scorn.
UCI COLOR COMMENTATOR | CHRISTOPHER MORELL
Speaking of your opponent, Logan Demon Joker, he is another of these spot monkeys. I swear to god if someone in this match does even a single wrestling hold I may just have a heart attack from the shock. This match is going to be a game of whatever you can do I can do better. I hesitate to even call it a wrestling match. You two are going to turn UCI into a circus.
Morell looks to be getting more angry as he goes on. His wrestling sensibilities, in his opinion, are being repeatedly violated. The fact that he has to call this match is in direct contradiction to his beliefs of what is and what is not a wrestling match.
THE IN-SAYNE ONE | SHANE SAYNE
Chris, at some point you need to join us in the 21st century. You aren't watching Harley Race, Hulk Hogan, or Curt Hennig. What you are going to be calling is a WRESTLING MATCH between two members of the new breed of wrestling. We treasure technique and execution every bit as the older generations. We just apply it differently and add a little flare and danger to the equation.
To your second point, we definitely will be trying to top each other. We are both considered to be high flyers. We are both high risk, high reward wrestlers, and I will do whatever it takes to walk out of that ring after having my arm raised as the victor. If that means jumping from the top turnbuckle to the floor. If that means eating a chair shot to the face. I don't care. I didn't destroy myself for free for nearly a decade to fail once I start getting paid. No, I am going to make the absolute best of this opportunity. I am going to walk into that gym in Humboldt Park and put on a spectacle that everyone will enjoy watching. I will run, I will fly, I will win.
UCI COLOR COMMENTATOR | CHRISTOPHER MORELL
You do realize that you are going up against a deranged high flying clown right? Like clowns weren’t frightening enough...they had to go one that could do aerial acrobatics. What is your plan of attack going to be against a man who may possibly be more INSANE than you?
THE IN-SAYNE ONE | SHANE SAYNE
Very punny Christopher. You make a good point though. To most people, apparently yourself included, clowns are the most horrible things on the planet. You all would live just fine if you woke up and all the clowns that ever lived died in a fiery plane crash on the way to a clown convention. I happen to like clowns. I think they are funny, witty, and make kids all over the country laugh until they nearly piss themselves. This man is a perversion of the name “clown”. He is trying to play up the stereotype of the evil clown. This makes me more mad than you can ever imagine, and for that reason I will do all I can to win this match. Thank you.
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