...Where No Man Has Gone Before (RP 3 of 5)
Jun 12, 2016 19:55:25 GMT -6
The Polar Phantasm, Bonnie Blue, and 1 more like this
Post by Alex Richards on Jun 12, 2016 19:55:25 GMT -6
This is the third in the Guardian's series of five this week. I'd say read em in order. But I'm late so if you didn't it's my fault. Sorry
What the serious fuck?
The loud voice of the Archduke of Mass Confusion rings out as the Archduke seems confused.
Alex Richards: Where the hell I am? Fuck! I can't believe Zach was right.. who would have thought that adding those roofies to my drinks would lead to me ending up somewhere strange. Alright Zach, you win the bet. You made your point. And damn, roofies and Zim-Quila leads to one mother of a bad hangover. At least the lights are out and it's dark in here. Zach? Zach?
Alex's eyes are starting to adjust to the lack of light and he looks around for his cameraman/half brother/friend but no dice. He appears to be alone.
Alex Richards: Hmm.. if I can just find my way out of here I can get back to Zach and tell him I ended up at Dennys and win the bet. Hmm.. but how am I going to find my way out of here.
Alex has a bright idea. Or rather a “bright idea”
Alex Richards: If I was black out drunk and wandered in here then I need to be blackout drunk to find my way out of here!
Alex fumbles around and grabs his doctor's bag.
Alex Richards: The floor in here is so soft and squishy. Uh oh.
Alex sadly shakes his head.
Alex Richards: There goes my no puking streak. And damn.. it feels like it's everywhere. I better find my way out of here before someone makes me clean it up.
An incredibly loud, shrill series of cries is heard unlike anything Alex had every heard before but the series of cries and whisles knocks the Archduke back to the ground his hands placed over his ears.
Alex Richards: What the hell was that? So not cool! You don't do that to a guy with a hangover! Whoever you are. What the hell was that?
Alex looks puzzled, then reaches into his doctor's bag and pulls out his drinking boot.
Alex Richards: If they are gonna be making noises only dogs like then I better beat back this hangover and get hammered again!
Alex picks up his doctors bag again and lets out a whoop of victory pulling out his favorite drinking boot. He pours it to his mouth and..
Alex Richards: Damnit! It's empty. I must have drunk even more than I thought last night. Guess that would explain the black out. Ah well, I can find booze anyway.. surely I can find it here, it's got to be somewhere right?
Alex looks around, like a man on a mission, before spotting a series of blinking lights and a flashing computer monitor.
Alex Richards: Score! Automated bartender! One Zim-Quila please. Ah who I am kidding, one dozen Zim-Quila!
The screen flashes invalid command.
Alex Richards: Okay let's try something simpler. Beer me!
The screen again flashes invalid command.
Alex Richards: Damnit! It must be broken. I'll have to do this the old fashioned way. If I were a bottle of booze where would I be?
Alex looks in the overhead cabinets, but sees nothing but more wires. He looks in a lower set of cabinets but encounters some kind of strange green solid that is soft to the touch.
Alex Richards: There has got to at least be beer somewhere. I mean I smell this slight smokey smell everywhere. If there's BBQ there has got to be beer. Jackpot!
Alex notices what must be a ventrilation shaft where a clear liquid drops down from what appear to be mechnical gills.
Alex Richards: Vodka! Here I come!
Alex breathes in, then commences coughing.
Alex Richards: Water! I drank water. Oh.. that's awful! Why would anyone drink that?
Alex looks around again, getting more desperate. Then sighs with relief noticing a floral pattern couch.
Alex Richards: A couch makes no sense in this room! That can only mean one thing! I'm so drunk I hulcinated this whole thing! That's freaking sweet! I'm going to lay down on this couch, have me a nap and when I wake up everything will be back to normal!
Alex looks at the couch first lifting it up and looking underneath to see if there's where the booze is at. He doesn't notice booze, but he does notice the couch is a sofa bed. So he rolls it halfway out then plops down on top of it.. the couch of course folds back in trapping Alex inside! Who lets out a primal scream and fights his way free of the couch, before picking it up and executes a backbreaker.. which does indeed break the couch. Alex looks around.. surveying his surrounding and finally noticing the light at the end of the tunnel. Alex walks towards the light and to the surprise of no viewers he reaches the bridge of the ship, or the head of the dragon so to speak. Where we see the Guardians sitting in lawn chairs passing around the usual Guardian approved joint.
Polar Phantasm: Welcome to Grimmauld, Alex.
Alex Richards: What the hell is a Grimswald?
Bonnie Blue: Ya'll aren't in Christmas Vacation, you're on the living spaceship Grimmauld.
Alex Richards: Living spaceship?
Jay Omega: Don't worry guys. I know how to talk to Alex. We're on a motherfucking space dragon!
Alex Richards: Space Dragon? That's fucking wicked! Wait a second, where were you guys when I got attacked by that alien couch?
Nightmare: Are you sure we need this guy?
Polar Phantasm: He's probably still drunk.
Alex Richards: I'm always still drunk!
Bonnie Blue: Um.. Alex, that was a real couch. For sleeping off your hangover. But then you fell off. A bunch of times.
Polar Phantasm: Alright. Now that Alex is awake, the team for this mission is complete. We're heading out into the Daran System...
Alex Richards: How are we doing to do that?
Bonnie grins
Bonnie Blue: You've never traveled by space dragon before have you?
Jay Omega: It's the only way to travel because.. because it's a motherfucking space dragon!
Alex Richards: You really like G-Unit don't you?
A high pitched squeal is the only answer.
Bonnie Blue: Grimmauld says to tell you that anyone who can roast you alive doesn't need stupid nicknames.
Polar Phantasm: Grimmauld really likes Bonnie.
Nightmare: (sarcastically) Everybody really likes Bonnie.
Narrator:(Alex Richards) Normally if I'm not driving, which is often, I'm drinking.. a lot. And the Guardians had alcohol with them because the Guardians always have the good shit. I had a drink but then I thought.. how many times are you going to get to travel through space on a space dragon? Now if you ever do get the chance you should totally take it! First off.. you're travelling on a fucking space dragon.. how cool is that? You went somewhere in a truck, a plane, a boat? Well I travel on a fucking space dragon, bitch! Ultimate bragging rights.. all the time! You would think a space dragon would be a rocky ride wouldn't you? Not even close.. surprisingly smooth. And fast.. imagine the best roller coaster you've been been on and speed things up by a hundred.
Narrator: If almost makes me wish I had hair so I could feel the wind ripping through it. But then I remember I'm inside a space dragon and I'm rocking the Uncle Fester look. Then there's the colors. Some people see the world in black and white. Some people see the world in shades of grey. I see the world in technicolor upside down. But you gotta see the world travelling on a space dragon! It's like the world's largest and most fucked up kaleidescopic ever. All the colors... the shapes.. if I could describe a third of what we were seeing traveling through those wormholes. But if you ever traveled by space dragon you would know exactly what I was talking about! I want to keep talking but Polar Phantasm points out the obvious...
Polar Phantasm: Looks like we're getting a warm welcome..
Looking out of the living starship's bridge you can see a series of sinister looking spaceships with obvious bad intentions advancing towards the space dragon.
Bonnie Blue: We had to know there was going to be Darrikaan defense forces.
Polar Phantasm: Yeah you right.
Nightmare: I would assume the plan is..
Bonnie Blue: There is enough of us to win this fight easily?
Polar Phantasm: Exactly it! Now all we need to do is get to our respective vehicles and..
The rest of the Guardians look over to Jay Omega and Alex Richards who have been sharing a joint.
Jay Omega: I love it when people get distracted. More weed for us.
Nightmare: Aren't you a little more worried?
Jay Omega: Darrikaan defense forces? Me worried? This is Guardian shit, this is what we do!
Alex Richards: Killer weed, space dragons, wicked space battles. I gotta hang out with you Guardians more often.
Polar Phantasm: Alright guys.. less talk, we strike now where the element of surprise is still ours..
The “mouth” of the space dragon opens revealing their opposition, a fleet of imposing starships staring down Grimmault perhaps wondering what to make of the living starship.
Jay Omega: Only about 6 of them for every one of us. That hardly seems fair.
Polar Phantasm: You right. Should be at least 12 of them to give us a real challenge. Ah well, we can make due.
Alex Richards: I was hoping for friendly aliens with some sort of cocktail that really fucks you up. Why do aliens always want to destroy all humans. They are so typecast.
Bonnie Blue: There are lots of friendly aliens. You just haven't traveled the planets enough yet.
Nightmare: Oh c'mon! We're wasting time.
The Guardians and their friends all get into their various spacecrafts, Polar into his A.R.C.T.I.C., Jay into his combination hovercycle/spaceship The OmegaCycle, Nightmare in her Depleted Radioactive Element Electro Magnetic Hovertank
Alex in the Strange Rover, and Bonnie in the Ranchero.
Jay Omega: Everyone is connected by video, right?
Nightmare: Of course. What are you getting at?
Jay Omega: We should have a little contest. Whoever can take down the most wins.
Bonnie laughs.
Bonnie Blue: This is gonna be too easy.
Alex Richards: You don't know the Strange Rover.
Polar Phantasm: I've done work on my Advanced Reconnaissance/Combat/Tactical Insertion Capsule myself. This is gonna be fun.
Nightmare: Well I know the secret... strike first.
And with that Nightmare takes advantage of a distracted defense team who first saw a space dragon then saw 5 seperate vehicles most of which looked like they had no business in space shoot out. She fires the massive military grade guns attracted to her hovertank quickly dispatching of several of the enemies.
Nighmare: Too easy!
Jay Omega: Not bad but check this out!
Jay let loose a puff of very firmilar smoke.... a cloud of very firmilar smoke in fact.
Polar Phantasm: Have you been smoking in your hovercycle?
Jay Omega: Do you even need to ask. Besides.. it's cover!
And with that Jay drives his Hovercraft over several of the larger, slowly, less mobile vehicles denting and damaging the outside of their vehicle.
Alex Richards: C'mon Jay.. I thought you were good at this..
Jay grins
Jay Omega: Why be good.. when you can be the best?
Jay presses a button, causing a large explosion over the spacecrafts he had just run over.
Alex Richards: That was cheap.
Polar Phantasm: Nope, that was effective. But watch me now..
Actually instead we watch Bonnie in the ranchero who is driving slowly. The ranchero is the slowest of the vehicles if you read previous adventures you would know this, but she is driving it much slower than normal and it's attracting a long line of enemies chasing her.
Bonnie Blue: Just a little further..
Meanwhile Alex has decided to get some action and he taps a seemingly random button and unleashes at least 300 pounds of french fries on his unsuspecting foes.
Alex Richards: Good thing I didn't have the munchies.
Nightmare takes time out from continuing to blast at the enemy to respond. The defense forces are now keeping a safer distance away from her massive guns anyways.
Nightmare: That.. that's clearly a lethal attack.
Alex Richards: Wasn't supposed to attack.. supposed to distract.
And with that Alex rams one of the Darrikaan ships with his Strange Rover then unleashes his primary weapon, at least his primary weapon for this fight, a giant battle ax which quickly halves a pair of ships.
Alex Richards: I like to do my damage face to face. If it don't feel like you hit someone what's the point?
Jay Omega: Or you can just do something awesome like that..
And with that Jay takes advantage of the speed of his Podcycle.. quickly climbing higher and higher before diving down.. but the showy Omega Man doesn't get to finish his move as he is nailed with a alien missile right in his rear ion thruster sending Jay spinning out of control.
Jay Omega: Think I'm going down...
Polar Phantasm: Land on the closest planet as safety as you can Megs.
Jay Omega: That's the plan. I don't want to see how many times you can come back.
Polar Phantasm: Alright, time to finish this..
It seemed like Polar was watching his fellow Guardians and friends, but instead he was charging his weapon.. which unloads on the enemy with rapid fire sub zero temperature ice balls, quickly freezing his adversaries. However he didn't notice how close Nightmare's DREEM Machine was and she connected with a wicked shot at the fifth spaceship seconds after Polar. Her shot bounced off the frozen vehicle connecting with her front windshield and knocking Crystal flying from her seat in a heap.
Polar Phantasm: Are you alright?
Nightmare: Yes... fuck! Finish them off!
Nightmare gets up gingerly favoring her ankle as her husband takes a second to see if she's alright. Meanwhile Jay Omega is attempting to take down his OmegaCycle as gently as possible on the 5th planet, Aja Darrik.
Bonnie Blue: I'll end this..
All of the remaining fleet is now persuing her.. she finally stops.. and...
The motherfucking SPACE DRAGON!
OWNS THEM ALL!
And does it quickly! Grimmauld moving much quicker than you would expect explodes on the fleet of Darrikaan aggressors quickly ending their aggression with a flurry of powerful claws. If that wasn't enough he dismantles the remaining fleet with vicious plasma spikes... the moment they sink in the vessels explode upon impact. Bonnie shakes her head.
Bonnie Blue: I had them right where I wanted them.
The living spacesghip responds with something only Bonnie understands.
Bonnie Blue: Can't a girl have any fun?
Polar Phantasm: The Guardians never leave a man behind! If Megs is going to Aja Darrik.. then so are we!
RISING DARAN
Episode Three: ....Where No Man Has Gone Before
Series conceived by the Polar Phantasm
Series directed by Jay Omega
Episode written by Alex Richards
What the serious fuck?
The loud voice of the Archduke of Mass Confusion rings out as the Archduke seems confused.
Alex Richards: Where the hell I am? Fuck! I can't believe Zach was right.. who would have thought that adding those roofies to my drinks would lead to me ending up somewhere strange. Alright Zach, you win the bet. You made your point. And damn, roofies and Zim-Quila leads to one mother of a bad hangover. At least the lights are out and it's dark in here. Zach? Zach?
Alex's eyes are starting to adjust to the lack of light and he looks around for his cameraman/half brother/friend but no dice. He appears to be alone.
Alex Richards: Hmm.. if I can just find my way out of here I can get back to Zach and tell him I ended up at Dennys and win the bet. Hmm.. but how am I going to find my way out of here.
Alex has a bright idea. Or rather a “bright idea”
Alex Richards: If I was black out drunk and wandered in here then I need to be blackout drunk to find my way out of here!
Alex fumbles around and grabs his doctor's bag.
Alex Richards: The floor in here is so soft and squishy. Uh oh.
Alex sadly shakes his head.
Alex Richards: There goes my no puking streak. And damn.. it feels like it's everywhere. I better find my way out of here before someone makes me clean it up.
An incredibly loud, shrill series of cries is heard unlike anything Alex had every heard before but the series of cries and whisles knocks the Archduke back to the ground his hands placed over his ears.
Alex Richards: What the hell was that? So not cool! You don't do that to a guy with a hangover! Whoever you are. What the hell was that?
Alex looks puzzled, then reaches into his doctor's bag and pulls out his drinking boot.
Alex Richards: If they are gonna be making noises only dogs like then I better beat back this hangover and get hammered again!
Alex picks up his doctors bag again and lets out a whoop of victory pulling out his favorite drinking boot. He pours it to his mouth and..
Alex Richards: Damnit! It's empty. I must have drunk even more than I thought last night. Guess that would explain the black out. Ah well, I can find booze anyway.. surely I can find it here, it's got to be somewhere right?
Alex looks around, like a man on a mission, before spotting a series of blinking lights and a flashing computer monitor.
Alex Richards: Score! Automated bartender! One Zim-Quila please. Ah who I am kidding, one dozen Zim-Quila!
The screen flashes invalid command.
Alex Richards: Okay let's try something simpler. Beer me!
The screen again flashes invalid command.
Alex Richards: Damnit! It must be broken. I'll have to do this the old fashioned way. If I were a bottle of booze where would I be?
Alex looks in the overhead cabinets, but sees nothing but more wires. He looks in a lower set of cabinets but encounters some kind of strange green solid that is soft to the touch.
Alex Richards: There has got to at least be beer somewhere. I mean I smell this slight smokey smell everywhere. If there's BBQ there has got to be beer. Jackpot!
Alex notices what must be a ventrilation shaft where a clear liquid drops down from what appear to be mechnical gills.
Alex Richards: Vodka! Here I come!
Alex breathes in, then commences coughing.
Alex Richards: Water! I drank water. Oh.. that's awful! Why would anyone drink that?
Alex looks around again, getting more desperate. Then sighs with relief noticing a floral pattern couch.
Alex Richards: A couch makes no sense in this room! That can only mean one thing! I'm so drunk I hulcinated this whole thing! That's freaking sweet! I'm going to lay down on this couch, have me a nap and when I wake up everything will be back to normal!
Alex looks at the couch first lifting it up and looking underneath to see if there's where the booze is at. He doesn't notice booze, but he does notice the couch is a sofa bed. So he rolls it halfway out then plops down on top of it.. the couch of course folds back in trapping Alex inside! Who lets out a primal scream and fights his way free of the couch, before picking it up and executes a backbreaker.. which does indeed break the couch. Alex looks around.. surveying his surrounding and finally noticing the light at the end of the tunnel. Alex walks towards the light and to the surprise of no viewers he reaches the bridge of the ship, or the head of the dragon so to speak. Where we see the Guardians sitting in lawn chairs passing around the usual Guardian approved joint.
Polar Phantasm: Welcome to Grimmauld, Alex.
Alex Richards: What the hell is a Grimswald?
Bonnie Blue: Ya'll aren't in Christmas Vacation, you're on the living spaceship Grimmauld.
Alex Richards: Living spaceship?
Jay Omega: Don't worry guys. I know how to talk to Alex. We're on a motherfucking space dragon!
Alex Richards: Space Dragon? That's fucking wicked! Wait a second, where were you guys when I got attacked by that alien couch?
Nightmare: Are you sure we need this guy?
Polar Phantasm: He's probably still drunk.
Alex Richards: I'm always still drunk!
Bonnie Blue: Um.. Alex, that was a real couch. For sleeping off your hangover. But then you fell off. A bunch of times.
Polar Phantasm: Alright. Now that Alex is awake, the team for this mission is complete. We're heading out into the Daran System...
Alex Richards: How are we doing to do that?
Bonnie grins
Bonnie Blue: You've never traveled by space dragon before have you?
Jay Omega: It's the only way to travel because.. because it's a motherfucking space dragon!
Alex Richards: You really like G-Unit don't you?
A high pitched squeal is the only answer.
Bonnie Blue: Grimmauld says to tell you that anyone who can roast you alive doesn't need stupid nicknames.
Polar Phantasm: Grimmauld really likes Bonnie.
Nightmare: (sarcastically) Everybody really likes Bonnie.
Narrator:(Alex Richards) Normally if I'm not driving, which is often, I'm drinking.. a lot. And the Guardians had alcohol with them because the Guardians always have the good shit. I had a drink but then I thought.. how many times are you going to get to travel through space on a space dragon? Now if you ever do get the chance you should totally take it! First off.. you're travelling on a fucking space dragon.. how cool is that? You went somewhere in a truck, a plane, a boat? Well I travel on a fucking space dragon, bitch! Ultimate bragging rights.. all the time! You would think a space dragon would be a rocky ride wouldn't you? Not even close.. surprisingly smooth. And fast.. imagine the best roller coaster you've been been on and speed things up by a hundred.
Narrator: If almost makes me wish I had hair so I could feel the wind ripping through it. But then I remember I'm inside a space dragon and I'm rocking the Uncle Fester look. Then there's the colors. Some people see the world in black and white. Some people see the world in shades of grey. I see the world in technicolor upside down. But you gotta see the world travelling on a space dragon! It's like the world's largest and most fucked up kaleidescopic ever. All the colors... the shapes.. if I could describe a third of what we were seeing traveling through those wormholes. But if you ever traveled by space dragon you would know exactly what I was talking about! I want to keep talking but Polar Phantasm points out the obvious...
Polar Phantasm: Looks like we're getting a warm welcome..
Looking out of the living starship's bridge you can see a series of sinister looking spaceships with obvious bad intentions advancing towards the space dragon.
Bonnie Blue: We had to know there was going to be Darrikaan defense forces.
Polar Phantasm: Yeah you right.
Nightmare: I would assume the plan is..
Bonnie Blue: There is enough of us to win this fight easily?
Polar Phantasm: Exactly it! Now all we need to do is get to our respective vehicles and..
The rest of the Guardians look over to Jay Omega and Alex Richards who have been sharing a joint.
Jay Omega: I love it when people get distracted. More weed for us.
Nightmare: Aren't you a little more worried?
Jay Omega: Darrikaan defense forces? Me worried? This is Guardian shit, this is what we do!
Alex Richards: Killer weed, space dragons, wicked space battles. I gotta hang out with you Guardians more often.
Polar Phantasm: Alright guys.. less talk, we strike now where the element of surprise is still ours..
The “mouth” of the space dragon opens revealing their opposition, a fleet of imposing starships staring down Grimmault perhaps wondering what to make of the living starship.
Jay Omega: Only about 6 of them for every one of us. That hardly seems fair.
Polar Phantasm: You right. Should be at least 12 of them to give us a real challenge. Ah well, we can make due.
Alex Richards: I was hoping for friendly aliens with some sort of cocktail that really fucks you up. Why do aliens always want to destroy all humans. They are so typecast.
Bonnie Blue: There are lots of friendly aliens. You just haven't traveled the planets enough yet.
Nightmare: Oh c'mon! We're wasting time.
The Guardians and their friends all get into their various spacecrafts, Polar into his A.R.C.T.I.C., Jay into his combination hovercycle/spaceship The OmegaCycle, Nightmare in her Depleted Radioactive Element Electro Magnetic Hovertank
Alex in the Strange Rover, and Bonnie in the Ranchero.
Jay Omega: Everyone is connected by video, right?
Nightmare: Of course. What are you getting at?
Jay Omega: We should have a little contest. Whoever can take down the most wins.
Bonnie laughs.
Bonnie Blue: This is gonna be too easy.
Alex Richards: You don't know the Strange Rover.
Polar Phantasm: I've done work on my Advanced Reconnaissance/Combat/Tactical Insertion Capsule myself. This is gonna be fun.
Nightmare: Well I know the secret... strike first.
And with that Nightmare takes advantage of a distracted defense team who first saw a space dragon then saw 5 seperate vehicles most of which looked like they had no business in space shoot out. She fires the massive military grade guns attracted to her hovertank quickly dispatching of several of the enemies.
Nighmare: Too easy!
Jay Omega: Not bad but check this out!
Jay let loose a puff of very firmilar smoke.... a cloud of very firmilar smoke in fact.
Polar Phantasm: Have you been smoking in your hovercycle?
Jay Omega: Do you even need to ask. Besides.. it's cover!
And with that Jay drives his Hovercraft over several of the larger, slowly, less mobile vehicles denting and damaging the outside of their vehicle.
Alex Richards: C'mon Jay.. I thought you were good at this..
Jay grins
Jay Omega: Why be good.. when you can be the best?
Jay presses a button, causing a large explosion over the spacecrafts he had just run over.
Alex Richards: That was cheap.
Polar Phantasm: Nope, that was effective. But watch me now..
Actually instead we watch Bonnie in the ranchero who is driving slowly. The ranchero is the slowest of the vehicles if you read previous adventures you would know this, but she is driving it much slower than normal and it's attracting a long line of enemies chasing her.
Bonnie Blue: Just a little further..
Meanwhile Alex has decided to get some action and he taps a seemingly random button and unleashes at least 300 pounds of french fries on his unsuspecting foes.
Alex Richards: Good thing I didn't have the munchies.
Nightmare takes time out from continuing to blast at the enemy to respond. The defense forces are now keeping a safer distance away from her massive guns anyways.
Nightmare: That.. that's clearly a lethal attack.
Alex Richards: Wasn't supposed to attack.. supposed to distract.
And with that Alex rams one of the Darrikaan ships with his Strange Rover then unleashes his primary weapon, at least his primary weapon for this fight, a giant battle ax which quickly halves a pair of ships.
Alex Richards: I like to do my damage face to face. If it don't feel like you hit someone what's the point?
Jay Omega: Or you can just do something awesome like that..
And with that Jay takes advantage of the speed of his Podcycle.. quickly climbing higher and higher before diving down.. but the showy Omega Man doesn't get to finish his move as he is nailed with a alien missile right in his rear ion thruster sending Jay spinning out of control.
Jay Omega: Think I'm going down...
Polar Phantasm: Land on the closest planet as safety as you can Megs.
Jay Omega: That's the plan. I don't want to see how many times you can come back.
Polar Phantasm: Alright, time to finish this..
It seemed like Polar was watching his fellow Guardians and friends, but instead he was charging his weapon.. which unloads on the enemy with rapid fire sub zero temperature ice balls, quickly freezing his adversaries. However he didn't notice how close Nightmare's DREEM Machine was and she connected with a wicked shot at the fifth spaceship seconds after Polar. Her shot bounced off the frozen vehicle connecting with her front windshield and knocking Crystal flying from her seat in a heap.
Polar Phantasm: Are you alright?
Nightmare: Yes... fuck! Finish them off!
Nightmare gets up gingerly favoring her ankle as her husband takes a second to see if she's alright. Meanwhile Jay Omega is attempting to take down his OmegaCycle as gently as possible on the 5th planet, Aja Darrik.
Bonnie Blue: I'll end this..
All of the remaining fleet is now persuing her.. she finally stops.. and...
The motherfucking SPACE DRAGON!
OWNS THEM ALL!
And does it quickly! Grimmauld moving much quicker than you would expect explodes on the fleet of Darrikaan aggressors quickly ending their aggression with a flurry of powerful claws. If that wasn't enough he dismantles the remaining fleet with vicious plasma spikes... the moment they sink in the vessels explode upon impact. Bonnie shakes her head.
Bonnie Blue: I had them right where I wanted them.
The living spacesghip responds with something only Bonnie understands.
Bonnie Blue: Can't a girl have any fun?
Polar Phantasm: The Guardians never leave a man behind! If Megs is going to Aja Darrik.. then so are we!
RISING DARAN
Episode Three: ....Where No Man Has Gone Before
Series conceived by the Polar Phantasm
Series directed by Jay Omega
Episode written by Alex Richards