Post by Deleted on Jun 11, 2016 15:34:12 GMT -6
FRIDAY EVENING
The scene opens up to Seth and Chase throwing away their plates in the Chinese diner they live above. Seth still works there part time of course but tonight is a night off. It's a few days before Lazarus, a weirdly named event that UCI is producing on Sunday to crown their World Champion and their Rising Stars Champion. CJ3 is in the Rising Stars Championship match against Erin Fausse and has been preparing just as hard, if not harder than he ever has, all week in Avery's Wrestling Gym for his runner-up title match. Seth and Chase finish tossing their food and plastic plates into the trash bin and set their cups onto the counter when the owner comes out of the back door speaking in Chinese to the boys.
Ling: 赛斯你为什么不工作？你应该每天晚上工作了两三个小时做的菜和清洁地板你为什么不工作？你总是应该每天晚上工作，你要做的就是把我的细晚餐像狗屎和酒店，所有你要做的就是来来去去，你想也没了！你必须在这里每天晚上工作两个小时，我们全天24小时，我有11个孩子，他们需要教育，这意味着这个地方必须一尘不染，始终保持清洁。别看着我，好像我是个白痴，我很生气，你总是跳过工作。我妻子喜欢你，但我不喜欢你。我对你不尊重。你需要的工作越多，你他妈的懒混蛋。
Chase and Seth just look at each other. They're puzzled.
Ling: 别看着我，就像我说中国话和你并不理解。你吃我的所有食物，并从现在开始，我只是要使用自来水，从来没有告诉你喝我所有的苏打水。有时候，我吐在你的食物，因为你们不尊重我。我知道你赚钱！赛斯我看到你的朋友在电视上，他试图成为大摔跤明星以及猜测什么，他永远不会成为大的摔跤明星不是狗屎的职业道德。赛斯你有钱，我知道你做你开始每个星期，每天晚上付出的食物或工作至少两个小时我会踢你们出去工作室我上面的晚餐！这不公平！我吨账单和你们永远他妈的帮助！我烦死了！你吃，吃，吃，吃，有时你带来那么大巨头朋友叫坦克和他所做的一切就是吃，吃，你们永远不会付出代价！
Still confused.
Ling: 别看着我！我的妻子是爱你的。她说，我需要更加亮丽，更加的联系方式，我的感性的一面，但我告诉她，我做中国菜一整天。我中国餐馆工作一整天。我自己的中国餐馆所有的一天，我为我的食物忘恩负义的狗屎件像你们整天。你年轻十几岁来到这里想要手出局和懒惰的工作态度让我破产。我有更高的价格卖给我的食物，但随后没有客户进来，并没有客户进来的意思是当你吃我的食物，你从我的利润采取这样无论是赛斯你开始工作更多的还是你们不再吃的食物免费IM生病它！即时通讯累了吧！您尝试要大摔跤明星，但没有更多！芝加哥是谁努力工作，不性感的小男孩谁在内衣打他们weiners伸出与其他美国男孩移民。我的儿子尝试看着那我告诉他没有，摔跤是怪异韦纳爱好者，而不是努力工作！努力工作是做饭和拥有中国食品，并在芝加哥的工业部分服务于大移民！那是艰苦的工作和多数民众赞成什么是爱。林厌倦你的男孩。现在离开我的晚餐。走楼上的IM生病了！
Seth: Hiiii-yaah! Speak English Ling Ling!
Chase: Duder, it's just Ling.
Ling: 走出店现在！楼上!你失败在职业摔跤！你好烂！你的父亲是生你的气。你喜欢wieners ！你俩碰对方wieners ！有时我看到赛斯看着韦纳图片上的手机名为洛根的家伙！你有问题！别碰我的干净板与那些肮脏的手了！请别打扰我！你每天晚上工作两小时或不会再在这里吃！
Seth and Chase shrug it off and walk by to go upstairs. As Seth walks by though he stops for a second and slowly bows. Ling takes the broom and goes to hit Seth with it before he flenches and runs upstairs.
Seth: Jesus Christ, Ling! You don't have to be so aggressive!
The boys go upstairs as Ling goes back to being mad or whatever he actually is, and the two sit down in the living room in a camping fold out chair and a shitty office chair.
Chase: So who is my opponent? Erin Fa-Fa-Fu-Fu..
Seth: Erin Fausse!
Chase: It's Fouse?
Seth: Nah, Erin Fausse.
Chase: Ok, I got the first name. The last name is pronounced foose??
Seth: FAAUUSSEEEEE.
Chase: Like some sort of shampoo?
Seth: Yeah. Erin Fausse & Conditioner.
Chase: Too Erin Fausse & too furious.
Seth: Erin Fausse-times at Dickmont High.
Chase: Cause I'm FAUSSEY FAUSEEY
Seth: Fergie reference? Fuckin' nice.
Chase: Sounds like an allergy medicine.
Seth: Itchy eyes and runny nose? Try Fousse. Clinically approved.
Chase: It's not Fas-say?
Seth: No.. wait, fuck, I don't know?
Chase: Like a rich English woman who looks down upon the help "Oh dear, those work boots are soooooo Fas-Saaayyyy"
Seth: Hahahah.
Chase: It's like Fas-say Feast. Like rich people cat food.
Seth: Hey that's not a joke. I think they put Fancy Feast in some of the food down stairs.
Chase: What?
Seth: Nothing.
Chase:...
Seth: Like I was saying she's good. You have your work cut out for you..
SATURDAY NIGHT
Seth masturbated while Chase was asleep. Chase got a good night sleep. Seth also got a good night sleep after he masturbated to naked pics on his new phone he got. Some were pics of guys with big wieners. Nothing of importance happened the rest of the time. They woke up and worked out and Chase went to the arena on Sunday for Lazarus.
The scene opens up to Seth and Chase throwing away their plates in the Chinese diner they live above. Seth still works there part time of course but tonight is a night off. It's a few days before Lazarus, a weirdly named event that UCI is producing on Sunday to crown their World Champion and their Rising Stars Champion. CJ3 is in the Rising Stars Championship match against Erin Fausse and has been preparing just as hard, if not harder than he ever has, all week in Avery's Wrestling Gym for his runner-up title match. Seth and Chase finish tossing their food and plastic plates into the trash bin and set their cups onto the counter when the owner comes out of the back door speaking in Chinese to the boys.
Ling: 赛斯你为什么不工作？你应该每天晚上工作了两三个小时做的菜和清洁地板你为什么不工作？你总是应该每天晚上工作，你要做的就是把我的细晚餐像狗屎和酒店，所有你要做的就是来来去去，你想也没了！你必须在这里每天晚上工作两个小时，我们全天24小时，我有11个孩子，他们需要教育，这意味着这个地方必须一尘不染，始终保持清洁。别看着我，好像我是个白痴，我很生气，你总是跳过工作。我妻子喜欢你，但我不喜欢你。我对你不尊重。你需要的工作越多，你他妈的懒混蛋。
Chase and Seth just look at each other. They're puzzled.
Ling: 别看着我，就像我说中国话和你并不理解。你吃我的所有食物，并从现在开始，我只是要使用自来水，从来没有告诉你喝我所有的苏打水。有时候，我吐在你的食物，因为你们不尊重我。我知道你赚钱！赛斯我看到你的朋友在电视上，他试图成为大摔跤明星以及猜测什么，他永远不会成为大的摔跤明星不是狗屎的职业道德。赛斯你有钱，我知道你做你开始每个星期，每天晚上付出的食物或工作至少两个小时我会踢你们出去工作室我上面的晚餐！这不公平！我吨账单和你们永远他妈的帮助！我烦死了！你吃，吃，吃，吃，有时你带来那么大巨头朋友叫坦克和他所做的一切就是吃，吃，你们永远不会付出代价！
Still confused.
Ling: 别看着我！我的妻子是爱你的。她说，我需要更加亮丽，更加的联系方式，我的感性的一面，但我告诉她，我做中国菜一整天。我中国餐馆工作一整天。我自己的中国餐馆所有的一天，我为我的食物忘恩负义的狗屎件像你们整天。你年轻十几岁来到这里想要手出局和懒惰的工作态度让我破产。我有更高的价格卖给我的食物，但随后没有客户进来，并没有客户进来的意思是当你吃我的食物，你从我的利润采取这样无论是赛斯你开始工作更多的还是你们不再吃的食物免费IM生病它！即时通讯累了吧！您尝试要大摔跤明星，但没有更多！芝加哥是谁努力工作，不性感的小男孩谁在内衣打他们weiners伸出与其他美国男孩移民。我的儿子尝试看着那我告诉他没有，摔跤是怪异韦纳爱好者，而不是努力工作！努力工作是做饭和拥有中国食品，并在芝加哥的工业部分服务于大移民！那是艰苦的工作和多数民众赞成什么是爱。林厌倦你的男孩。现在离开我的晚餐。走楼上的IM生病了！
Seth: Hiiii-yaah! Speak English Ling Ling!
Chase: Duder, it's just Ling.
Ling: 走出店现在！楼上!你失败在职业摔跤！你好烂！你的父亲是生你的气。你喜欢wieners ！你俩碰对方wieners ！有时我看到赛斯看着韦纳图片上的手机名为洛根的家伙！你有问题！别碰我的干净板与那些肮脏的手了！请别打扰我！你每天晚上工作两小时或不会再在这里吃！
Seth and Chase shrug it off and walk by to go upstairs. As Seth walks by though he stops for a second and slowly bows. Ling takes the broom and goes to hit Seth with it before he flenches and runs upstairs.
Seth: Jesus Christ, Ling! You don't have to be so aggressive!
The boys go upstairs as Ling goes back to being mad or whatever he actually is, and the two sit down in the living room in a camping fold out chair and a shitty office chair.
Chase: So who is my opponent? Erin Fa-Fa-Fu-Fu..
Seth: Erin Fausse!
Chase: It's Fouse?
Seth: Nah, Erin Fausse.
Chase: Ok, I got the first name. The last name is pronounced foose??
Seth: FAAUUSSEEEEE.
Chase: Like some sort of shampoo?
Seth: Yeah. Erin Fausse & Conditioner.
Chase: Too Erin Fausse & too furious.
Seth: Erin Fausse-times at Dickmont High.
Chase: Cause I'm FAUSSEY FAUSEEY
Seth: Fergie reference? Fuckin' nice.
Chase: Sounds like an allergy medicine.
Seth: Itchy eyes and runny nose? Try Fousse. Clinically approved.
Chase: It's not Fas-say?
Seth: No.. wait, fuck, I don't know?
Chase: Like a rich English woman who looks down upon the help "Oh dear, those work boots are soooooo Fas-Saaayyyy"
Seth: Hahahah.
Chase: It's like Fas-say Feast. Like rich people cat food.
Seth: Hey that's not a joke. I think they put Fancy Feast in some of the food down stairs.
Chase: What?
Seth: Nothing.
Chase:...
Seth: Like I was saying she's good. You have your work cut out for you..
SATURDAY NIGHT
Seth masturbated while Chase was asleep. Chase got a good night sleep. Seth also got a good night sleep after he masturbated to naked pics on his new phone he got. Some were pics of guys with big wieners. Nothing of importance happened the rest of the time. They woke up and worked out and Chase went to the arena on Sunday for Lazarus.