Post by buddyroman on Dec 8, 2017 13:03:14 GMT -6
Henry Diderot, I must applaud you. I must commend you. I must smile with glee because you think of yourself as a fearless man.
do not do that.
See you, gentiles need fear. They need pain. They need the context of human mortality and peril. You, on the hand, decide that not only are you 'ain't scared' of MY client ZOMBIE MCMORRIS but that you are ready and willing to charge into battle against him. And for something that he wants no less. You see, Mr. Diderot, you are not the first man that has told my client that theres no fear in that dawg. You are not the first to tell my client that you're ready to fight and you sure are not the first person to tell my client that you will defeat him. I - WE - HE... HE has seem many Henry Diderots in his lifetime... erhm, multiple lifetimes. So trust me when I tell you that we have crossed paths with YOU PEOPLE before. We believe that you believe that you are not scared and that you are not going away.
We honestly believe that. The only problem is that YOU PEOPLE do not honestly believe that. Just like YOU PEOPLE did not and could not believe that shinning people on wooden cheeta that floats on the water could come into your hut, take you, your wives and your children in the middle of the night to transport you across the desert that is like rain ( we civilized people, we call that the ATLANTIC OCEAN ) so that then you can work in a field .. you know.. agriculture, the thing that MY people invented over 4 thousand years ago. So that you could stop chasing down lions and forging for blueberries and welfare checks.
people like ZOMBIE MCMORRIS - the pale riders, the evil incarnates, the terror that never sleeps, we have encountered the henry *pop pop click click * Diderots of the world. The dark, unsophisticated, uncultured, world and we made you better. You gave you clothes of the finest wools and cottons. We gave you words in which to speak not cheesy 1980's sound effects. We gave you education that there is only but one god in heaven above and not one of sticks, leaves and dirt. We showed you what chairs were, to sit down by the fire and enjoy a good wine. Not sit your ass on the ground because you couldnt figure out that the ground is cold.
YOU PEOPLE NEED ZOMBIE MCMORRIS to not only enrich your lives for the better but to show you the error of your ways. Henry Diderot, you have encountered an error along the way. Just as so many of your people before you. Please, allow this rich white man to tell you what is best for you. Just as we have for hundreds of years. Please, from dark continent obscurity all the way to Yeezy global popularity - allow the better man to tell you what is best. And truthfully in my opinion, ZOMBIE MCMORIS defeating for for the UCI TV Championship IS what is BEST not only for UCI but you YOU PEOPLE, as well; the ' You've never met someone like me before' kind.
However, if you do not go quietly, if you do not do as you are told.. well... do not say that I did not warn you.
CONQUER. THE. HATE.
do not do that.
See you, gentiles need fear. They need pain. They need the context of human mortality and peril. You, on the hand, decide that not only are you 'ain't scared' of MY client ZOMBIE MCMORRIS but that you are ready and willing to charge into battle against him. And for something that he wants no less. You see, Mr. Diderot, you are not the first man that has told my client that theres no fear in that dawg. You are not the first to tell my client that you're ready to fight and you sure are not the first person to tell my client that you will defeat him. I - WE - HE... HE has seem many Henry Diderots in his lifetime... erhm, multiple lifetimes. So trust me when I tell you that we have crossed paths with YOU PEOPLE before. We believe that you believe that you are not scared and that you are not going away.
We honestly believe that. The only problem is that YOU PEOPLE do not honestly believe that. Just like YOU PEOPLE did not and could not believe that shinning people on wooden cheeta that floats on the water could come into your hut, take you, your wives and your children in the middle of the night to transport you across the desert that is like rain ( we civilized people, we call that the ATLANTIC OCEAN ) so that then you can work in a field .. you know.. agriculture, the thing that MY people invented over 4 thousand years ago. So that you could stop chasing down lions and forging for blueberries and welfare checks.
people like ZOMBIE MCMORRIS - the pale riders, the evil incarnates, the terror that never sleeps, we have encountered the henry *pop pop click click * Diderots of the world. The dark, unsophisticated, uncultured, world and we made you better. You gave you clothes of the finest wools and cottons. We gave you words in which to speak not cheesy 1980's sound effects. We gave you education that there is only but one god in heaven above and not one of sticks, leaves and dirt. We showed you what chairs were, to sit down by the fire and enjoy a good wine. Not sit your ass on the ground because you couldnt figure out that the ground is cold.
YOU PEOPLE NEED ZOMBIE MCMORRIS to not only enrich your lives for the better but to show you the error of your ways. Henry Diderot, you have encountered an error along the way. Just as so many of your people before you. Please, allow this rich white man to tell you what is best for you. Just as we have for hundreds of years. Please, from dark continent obscurity all the way to Yeezy global popularity - allow the better man to tell you what is best. And truthfully in my opinion, ZOMBIE MCMORIS defeating for for the UCI TV Championship IS what is BEST not only for UCI but you YOU PEOPLE, as well; the ' You've never met someone like me before' kind.
However, if you do not go quietly, if you do not do as you are told.. well... do not say that I did not warn you.
CONQUER. THE. HATE.
