Post by Joe Smarts on Dec 2, 2017 5:35:18 GMT -6
2017's end is near.
Joe and his crew will count down the days with you!
This is... JOE'S COUNTDOWN
Joe: Howday Patnah! This are Joe's Countdown and I is here alongs with Jeff...
Jeff: Hey
Joe: ...and Jimmay.
Jimmy: Hello.
Joe: Well, since it are 2nd Decembah, it are 28 days until New's Year Eve
Jimmy: It's 30 days
Jeff: No, it's 29 days!
Jimmy: You have to count today as well!
Jeff: Since when?
Jimmy: Since...
Joe: Stops! We splits it down the middle. 26.83 days. So, it 26.83 day until New's Year Eve!
Jeff: Woohoo?
Joe: ...What do we do now?
Jimmy: ...I don't know
Jeff: ...What was the plan?
Joe: Wings it?
Jimmy: We can't just end the show...
Jeff: Maybe come up with a better plan next time!
Joe: ...
Jeff: I'm just gon' check my SuperCard
Jimmy: People still play that?
<awkward silence>
...
<more awkward silence>
...
<even more awkward silence>
Jeff: Aha! Gobbledy Gooker is now on SuperCard! Thoughts?
Joe: Amazeballing!
Jimmy: What? Why?
Jeff: It was thanksgiving, and WWE decided that Gobbledy Gooker should become part of the game!
Jimmy: No!
Joe: Yes! I thinks it cool.
Jimmy: This guy is a man dressed a turkey who hatched out of an egg.
Jeff: If Alex Riley is a card, so should Gobbledy Gooker.
Jimmy: No! Gobbledy Gooker and Alex Riley shouldn't be on there! And why are there so many tiers?
Joe: What wrong with dat?
Jimmy: Two of the tiers are literally Summerslam and Summerslam 17.
Jeff: ...true.
Jimmy: And superstars being harvested from pumpkins?
Jeff: THE MONSTER SUPERSTARS LOOK BADASS!!
Jimmy: Monster sup... I rest my case.
Joe: What are the problemo with that?
Jimmy: SuperCard has turned to harvesting monster superstars from pumpkins. Why?
Joe: Whoa! We is off-topic! We needs to stay on track! Holds on, Australia have won a RLWC!
Jeff: RLWC?
Joe: Rugby Leagues World Cup!
Jeff: We care because?
Joe: USA were in it!
Jimmy: Why? We should just stick to football!
Joe: Rugby League are football.
Jimmy: No, football is grid iron.
Jeff: Football is soccer.
Jimmy: What? Who plays soccer? Soccer is literally a bunch of wimps passing the ball to eachother!
Jeff: ...I play soccer.
Jimmy: ...oh.
Joe: Well, we is getting off-topic agains!
Jeff: Well, what are we gonna do?
Joe: I doesn't know.
Jimmy: Um... Let's do something Christmassy! That's coming up!
Jeff: Um... Mariah Carey! Yay or nay?
Jimmy: Yay
Joe: Yeet
Jeff: Nay! What is wrong with you people?
Jimmy: How can you hate Mariah Carey?
Joe: All she want for Christmas is food!
Jimmy: ?
Joe: What?
Jeff: Those aren't the right words.
Jimmy: All she wants for Christmas is you.
Joe: Why me?
Jeff: No, not you. A special someone to her.
Joe: Me!
Jeff: No! You aren't her special someone!
Joe: Wrong! I is everybody's special someone!
Jimmy: Just give up.
Jeff: Fine! I give up.
Joe: Yay.
Jimmy: Um... What now?
Jeff: Oh, look at the time!
Joe: Oh! I thinks we has to end it now! See ya next time!
<roll credits>
Joe and his crew will count down the days with you!
This is... JOE'S COUNTDOWN
Joe: Howday Patnah! This are Joe's Countdown and I is here alongs with Jeff...
Jeff: Hey
Joe: ...and Jimmay.
Jimmy: Hello.
Joe: Well, since it are 2nd Decembah, it are 28 days until New's Year Eve
Jimmy: It's 30 days
Jeff: No, it's 29 days!
Jimmy: You have to count today as well!
Jeff: Since when?
Jimmy: Since...
Joe: Stops! We splits it down the middle. 26.83 days. So, it 26.83 day until New's Year Eve!
Jeff: Woohoo?
Joe: ...What do we do now?
Jimmy: ...I don't know
Jeff: ...What was the plan?
Joe: Wings it?
Jimmy: We can't just end the show...
Jeff: Maybe come up with a better plan next time!
Joe: ...
Jeff: I'm just gon' check my SuperCard
Jimmy: People still play that?
<awkward silence>
...
<more awkward silence>
...
<even more awkward silence>
Jeff: Aha! Gobbledy Gooker is now on SuperCard! Thoughts?
Joe: Amazeballing!
Jimmy: What? Why?
Jeff: It was thanksgiving, and WWE decided that Gobbledy Gooker should become part of the game!
Jimmy: No!
Joe: Yes! I thinks it cool.
Jimmy: This guy is a man dressed a turkey who hatched out of an egg.
Jeff: If Alex Riley is a card, so should Gobbledy Gooker.
Jimmy: No! Gobbledy Gooker and Alex Riley shouldn't be on there! And why are there so many tiers?
Joe: What wrong with dat?
Jimmy: Two of the tiers are literally Summerslam and Summerslam 17.
Jeff: ...true.
Jimmy: And superstars being harvested from pumpkins?
Jeff: THE MONSTER SUPERSTARS LOOK BADASS!!
Jimmy: Monster sup... I rest my case.
Joe: What are the problemo with that?
Jimmy: SuperCard has turned to harvesting monster superstars from pumpkins. Why?
Joe: Whoa! We is off-topic! We needs to stay on track! Holds on, Australia have won a RLWC!
Jeff: RLWC?
Joe: Rugby Leagues World Cup!
Jeff: We care because?
Joe: USA were in it!
Jimmy: Why? We should just stick to football!
Joe: Rugby League are football.
Jimmy: No, football is grid iron.
Jeff: Football is soccer.
Jimmy: What? Who plays soccer? Soccer is literally a bunch of wimps passing the ball to eachother!
Jeff: ...I play soccer.
Jimmy: ...oh.
Joe: Well, we is getting off-topic agains!
Jeff: Well, what are we gonna do?
Joe: I doesn't know.
Jimmy: Um... Let's do something Christmassy! That's coming up!
Jeff: Um... Mariah Carey! Yay or nay?
Jimmy: Yay
Joe: Yeet
Jeff: Nay! What is wrong with you people?
Jimmy: How can you hate Mariah Carey?
Joe: All she want for Christmas is food!
Jimmy: ?
Joe: What?
Jeff: Those aren't the right words.
Jimmy: All she wants for Christmas is you.
Joe: Why me?
Jeff: No, not you. A special someone to her.
Joe: Me!
Jeff: No! You aren't her special someone!
Joe: Wrong! I is everybody's special someone!
Jimmy: Just give up.
Jeff: Fine! I give up.
Joe: Yay.
Jimmy: Um... What now?
Jeff: Oh, look at the time!
Joe: Oh! I thinks we has to end it now! See ya next time!
<roll credits>
