Post by SHADOWLOVE on Nov 19, 2017 18:29:21 GMT -6
UCI.COM
November 19, 2017
Tupelo, Mississippi
BancorpSouth Arena
Press secretary Weather McTiernan has received a wide array of questions regarding an incident outside the BancorpSouth Arena earlier Sunday morning regarding the welfare of the United Championship Infinite’s rising stars known as The Minister of Evil, Red Dragon, and The Enigmatic Creature, T.E.C., for short, before their encounter with The Handsome Half-breed Shadowlove on this Monday night's Overload.
Weather McTiernan
Tupelo Police detectives investigating the crime scene have determined that foul play could've or couldn't have been involved regarding the two rising stars. Could it have been a drug deal gone bad, an indecent proposal between the two gone wrong, a murder/suicide, or simply just being in the wrong place at the wrong time?
Press secretary Weather McTiernan has vociferously denied any wrongdoing on the part of UCI wrestling superstar "The Handsome Half-breed" Shadowlove. When McTiernan was asked about “The Handsome Half-breed” Shadowlove’s involvement in the incident, she forcefully shut down any and all allegations of “The Handsome Half-breed” Shadowlove’s involvement as follows:
“Being that it is Sunday, and as the UCI Hierarchy, every velveteen wrestler behind the curtain in the back, and the UCI Fandom knows that any involvement in Red Dragon and T.E.C.’s simultaneous disappearances is purely circumstantial as far as The Handsome Half-breed Shadowlove is concerned. For all anyone knows, Red Dragon and T.E.C. may have in fact joined the Sports Entertainment Business Witness Protection Program (SEBWPP) after witnessing The Handsome Half-breed Shadowlove’s change in demeanor regarding the outcome of his match with El Payaso Loco a fortnight ago.”
She went on to say, “The bloody fingerprint left at the scene of the crime is proof positive of The Handsome Half-breed Shadowlove’s innocence in the matter, since, when used to perfection, The Dark Gift leaves no fingerprints. And since when has The Handsome Half-breed Shadowlove ever been up before the noontime hour on a Sunday or, for that matter, any day of the week? For all we know, Red Dragon and T.E.C. faked this crime scene in order to avoid any and all confrontation with The Handsome Half-breed Shadowlove on Overload in order to tell their grandchildren that they lived to wrestle another day.”
In closing, she went on to say, “Is there anyone in the UCI that is more representative of this organization’s code of conduct and wellness policy than The Handsome Half-breed Shadowlove going into this organization’s Civil War pay-per-view? Tune in tomorrow on Overload to see The Handsome Half-breed Shadowlove seal Red Dragon and T.E.C.’s fate.”
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November 19, 2017
Tupelo, Mississippi
BancorpSouth Arena
Press secretary Weather McTiernan has received a wide array of questions regarding an incident outside the BancorpSouth Arena earlier Sunday morning regarding the welfare of the United Championship Infinite’s rising stars known as The Minister of Evil, Red Dragon, and The Enigmatic Creature, T.E.C., for short, before their encounter with The Handsome Half-breed Shadowlove on this Monday night's Overload.
Weather McTiernan
Photo courtesy of the Tupelo Police Department
“Being that it is Sunday, and as the UCI Hierarchy, every velveteen wrestler behind the curtain in the back, and the UCI Fandom knows that any involvement in Red Dragon and T.E.C.’s simultaneous disappearances is purely circumstantial as far as The Handsome Half-breed Shadowlove is concerned. For all anyone knows, Red Dragon and T.E.C. may have in fact joined the Sports Entertainment Business Witness Protection Program (SEBWPP) after witnessing The Handsome Half-breed Shadowlove’s change in demeanor regarding the outcome of his match with El Payaso Loco a fortnight ago.”
She went on to say, “The bloody fingerprint left at the scene of the crime is proof positive of The Handsome Half-breed Shadowlove’s innocence in the matter, since, when used to perfection, The Dark Gift leaves no fingerprints. And since when has The Handsome Half-breed Shadowlove ever been up before the noontime hour on a Sunday or, for that matter, any day of the week? For all we know, Red Dragon and T.E.C. faked this crime scene in order to avoid any and all confrontation with The Handsome Half-breed Shadowlove on Overload in order to tell their grandchildren that they lived to wrestle another day.”
In closing, she went on to say, “Is there anyone in the UCI that is more representative of this organization’s code of conduct and wellness policy than The Handsome Half-breed Shadowlove going into this organization’s Civil War pay-per-view? Tune in tomorrow on Overload to see The Handsome Half-breed Shadowlove seal Red Dragon and T.E.C.’s fate.”
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