"The Slightly Better Version" Joe Smarts (INACTIVE)
Nov 19, 2017 6:21:40 GMT -6
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Post by Joe Smarts on Nov 19, 2017 6:21:40 GMT -6
Wrestler Name: Joe Smarts
Real Name: Joe Smarts (duh...)
Hometown: Smartstopia
Height: 6 foot 3
Weight: 115 kg (use a converter if you really want lbs)
Alignment: Face. Becomes heel when pigs can fly.
In-Ring Style: High-Flyer
Bio:
Smarts by name, definitely not Smarts by nature. Despite having two extremely smart parents, Joe managed to get Granny Carol's genes and became... Dumb. However, as dumb as he is, Joe thinks he is the 'World's Smartest Man'
His wrestling career started in WCF when he showed up one day and managed to get a spot on the card. He started getting a couple of wins, and managed to become part of the Brotherhood. He jumped ship to UCI when he was convinced by fellow 'Bruddahhood' members.
During his career, he often went on interesting journeys from ping pong tournaments to road trips. He also met a couple of friends along the way. Jeff, who he met in a K-Mart buying Battlefield, and Jimmy, who was Joe's gym instructor in Jim's Gym. I feel like there was one more, but let's just forget about them. Forever.
How Joe manages to wrestle with a brain like his is a mystery, but Joe believes it his faith in Fastfoodius and the Holy Fryble
Attire:
A black shirt with white text that says:
I
LIKE
FRIES
...which he won in a big-ass fries challenge.
He also wears long pants and white shoes
Theme song: Catgroove - Parov Stelar
Pic Base: David Tennant (especially 10th Doctor)
Entrance:
Lights go out.
The opening part of Catgroove by Parov Stelar plays and the crowd goes crazy.
Suddenly, a voice is heard throughout the speaker...
'Froms Smartstopia, weighting in at 6703 cm... He are the World Smartest M... Oomph!'
The lights go back on as the opening of Catgroove ends and Joe Smarts is seen getting back up from the floor. The crowd realises that he tripped over his own feet.
Joe does a Scotty 2 Hotty dance down the ramp, as the crowd continues to cheer. Joe stops and looks at the ring. He tries to slide into it but instead runs into the apron. He swiftly gets back up, decides to go up the stairs, and enters the ring between the middle and top rope. He trips over again. He gets back up and taps his head to try and display his 'intelligence'. He walks towards the corner of the ring and death-stares the announcer, thinking he/she is his opponent.
Move-set:
Standing Attacks
-Punch
-Kick
-Elbow
-Knee
-Dropkick
Standing Grapples
-Northern Lights Suplex (Pin Optional)
-Neckbreaker
-Snap Suplex
-Reverse Suplex
-Samoan Drop
Grounded Moves
-Kick
-Falling Headbutt
-Running Leg Drop
-Running Elbow Drop
-Running Senton
Diving Vs Standing
-Springboard Frankensteiner
-2nd Rope Splash
-Top Rope Missile Dropkick
Diving Vs Grounded
-Springboard Elbow Drop
-2nd Rope Splash
-Top Rope Swanton
Vs Corner
-Corner Clothesline
-Corner Bulldog
-Corner Dropkick
Vs Top Rope
-Punch
-Springboard Frankensteiner to Outside of Ring (PPV Only)
-Botched Superplex
Submission
-Boston Crab
-Crossface
-Bearhug (Not Effective)
Signature moves:
Jumping Side Kick
1, 7, 239, Derf Punch
(Like the 10 Punch, except Joe can't count. Crowd usually counts with Joe)
Finisher(s):
World's Smartest Slam (World's Strongest Slam)
Manager (optional):
Real Name: Joe Smarts (duh...)
Hometown: Smartstopia
Height: 6 foot 3
Weight: 115 kg (use a converter if you really want lbs)
Alignment: Face. Becomes heel when pigs can fly.
In-Ring Style: High-Flyer
Bio:
Smarts by name, definitely not Smarts by nature. Despite having two extremely smart parents, Joe managed to get Granny Carol's genes and became... Dumb. However, as dumb as he is, Joe thinks he is the 'World's Smartest Man'
His wrestling career started in WCF when he showed up one day and managed to get a spot on the card. He started getting a couple of wins, and managed to become part of the Brotherhood. He jumped ship to UCI when he was convinced by fellow 'Bruddahhood' members.
During his career, he often went on interesting journeys from ping pong tournaments to road trips. He also met a couple of friends along the way. Jeff, who he met in a K-Mart buying Battlefield, and Jimmy, who was Joe's gym instructor in Jim's Gym. I feel like there was one more, but let's just forget about them. Forever.
How Joe manages to wrestle with a brain like his is a mystery, but Joe believes it his faith in Fastfoodius and the Holy Fryble
Attire:
A black shirt with white text that says:
I
LIKE
FRIES
...which he won in a big-ass fries challenge.
He also wears long pants and white shoes
Theme song: Catgroove - Parov Stelar
Pic Base: David Tennant (especially 10th Doctor)
Entrance:
Lights go out.
The opening part of Catgroove by Parov Stelar plays and the crowd goes crazy.
Suddenly, a voice is heard throughout the speaker...
'Froms Smartstopia, weighting in at 6703 cm... He are the World Smartest M... Oomph!'
The lights go back on as the opening of Catgroove ends and Joe Smarts is seen getting back up from the floor. The crowd realises that he tripped over his own feet.
Joe does a Scotty 2 Hotty dance down the ramp, as the crowd continues to cheer. Joe stops and looks at the ring. He tries to slide into it but instead runs into the apron. He swiftly gets back up, decides to go up the stairs, and enters the ring between the middle and top rope. He trips over again. He gets back up and taps his head to try and display his 'intelligence'. He walks towards the corner of the ring and death-stares the announcer, thinking he/she is his opponent.
Move-set:
Standing Attacks
-Punch
-Kick
-Elbow
-Knee
-Dropkick
Standing Grapples
-Northern Lights Suplex (Pin Optional)
-Neckbreaker
-Snap Suplex
-Reverse Suplex
-Samoan Drop
Grounded Moves
-Kick
-Falling Headbutt
-Running Leg Drop
-Running Elbow Drop
-Running Senton
Diving Vs Standing
-Springboard Frankensteiner
-2nd Rope Splash
-Top Rope Missile Dropkick
Diving Vs Grounded
-Springboard Elbow Drop
-2nd Rope Splash
-Top Rope Swanton
Vs Corner
-Corner Clothesline
-Corner Bulldog
-Corner Dropkick
Vs Top Rope
-Punch
-Springboard Frankensteiner to Outside of Ring (PPV Only)
-Botched Superplex
Submission
-Boston Crab
-Crossface
-Bearhug (Not Effective)
Signature moves:
Jumping Side Kick
1, 7, 239, Derf Punch
(Like the 10 Punch, except Joe can't count. Crowd usually counts with Joe)
Finisher(s):
World's Smartest Slam (World's Strongest Slam)
Manager (optional):
