JIMMY GOTS SOMETHIN TO SAY BUT NOT SURE IF HE CAN FIT IT THR
Oct 19, 2017 22:55:36 GMT -6
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Post by Good Ol' Ramblin' Jimmy on Oct 19, 2017 22:55:36 GMT -6
JIMMY LIVES Y'ALL!
...BUT JIMMY DON'T KNOW WHERE JIMMY IS. THE LAST THING JIMMY 'MEMBER IS ATTACKING A TINY HOBBIT GUARD COMING AT JIMMY WITH A PEN. HE WAS LOOKIN' TO TAKE THE LIFE OF JIMMY! JIMMY USED HIS SUPERIOR MARTIAL ART SKILLS TO INCAPACITATE THE SMALL MENACE, PUNCHING HIM IN THE DICK 'TIL HE FELL OVER AND STOPPED MOVING!
WHERE IS JIMMY, THOUGH?! JIMMY SCURRED, YA’LL!
IS THIS A GUVRMEN BUILDIN'?
WHO HIRED THAT HOBBIT TO KILL LOVEABLE AND ESSENTIAL MAIN CHARACTER TO THE PLOT JIMMY?
HAS THE MEN IN BLACK ALIGNED THEMSELVES WITH MYTHICAL CREATURES FROM MIDDLE EARTH?
HAS PETER JACKSON DUN BETRAYED OL' JIMMY?! I THOUGHT WE WAS FRIENDS! IS THIS HOW YOU REPAY JIMMY FOR SCREAMING LINES FROM DEAD ALIVE OUTSIDE YOUR WINDOW AT THREE IN THE MORNING? JIMMY GLAD HE ATE THE SHOE YOU THREW AT HIM! YOU AIN'T EVER GETTIN’ IT BACK!
...HUH?!
JIMMY HAS JUST BEEN INFORMED THIS AIN'T NO GUVRNMEN BUILDING. ITS THE BACKSTAGE TO AN ARENA AT A UCI EVENT! JIMMY BEEN LIED TO!
...JIMMY HAS ALSO BEEN INFORMED THAT THERE IS NO HOBBIT GUARD! APPARENTLY JIMMY ATTACKED A SMALL CHILD TRYING TO GET JIMMY'S AUTOGRAPH. NOT TODAY! JIMMY AIN'T GONNA LET ANYONE STEAL HIS SOUL! AIN’T NO NEED TO WORRY! JIMMY SAFE FOR NOW, Y'ALL!
JIMMY BEIN’ SURROUNDED BY CAMERAS! I TOLD YOU! I AIN’T BIG FOOT! THAT WAS AN EXPERIMENT DRUG AND JIMMY DON’T HAVE ANYMORE! A MICROPHONE?!...
WHY WOULD YOU HAND JIMMY A LIVE MICROPHONE! SOMEONE DUN’ FUCKED UP…BUT JIMMY TALK ANYWAY!
NOW, JIMMY BE FACIN’ ALLEN WALKER! I’MMA WALK MY FOOT UP HIS ASS! WALK ALL THE WAY TO THE CORNER STORE! BUY A BIG OL’ BAG OF ‘YA DUN GOOFED’ AND WALK IT ON BACK TO YOUR HOUSE! BUT UNDOUBTABLY, ON JIMMY’S WAY TO YOUR HOUSE, HE GONNA GET STOPPED BY LITTLE GIRL SCOUTS SELLIN’ DEM COOKIES! JIMMY GONNA HAVE TO LAY DOWN THE LAW! TELL THEM LITTLE GIRLS THIS IS JIMMY’S TERRITORY! IF ANYONE GONNA BE SELLIN’ THEM DELICIOUS THIN MINT COOKIES TO FUND A TRIP TO EUROPE! IT GON’ BE JIMMY!
AND AS SOON AS YOU KNOW IT, THEY GON’ BE CRYIN’ TO THEIR MAMAS AND PAPAS AND THEY GON’ GO CALL THE POLICE ON GOOD OL’ RAMBLIN’ JIMMY! EVEN THOUGH HE DID NOTHING WRONG BUT PROTECT HIS LIVELIHOOD! THEY DON’T UNDERSTAND! IF JIMMY DON’T MAKE HIS MONEY BY THE END OF THE MONTH! JACKY BOULDER HANDS GON’ COME AND BREAK JIMMY’S HANDS! JIMMY NEEDS HIS HANDS! THAT IS HOW HE DO JIMMY THINGS!
JIMMY DIDN’T WANT TO BORROW THE MONEY BUT JIMMY HAD NO CHOICE! THEY WAS GON’ TAKE JIMMY’S MAGIC COW! THEY SAY ‘NO! JIMMY, THERE IS NO MAGIC COW! THAT’S AN OLD BUSTED SEPTIC TANK!’ BUT JIMMY AIN’T FOOLED! JIMMY KNOW WHAT A COW LOOK LIKE! THE MILK GOTTA COME FROM SOMEWHERE! THAT’S HOW JIMMY MAKE HIS FAMOUS JIMMY PIE, YA’LL!
2 cup of apples.
1 Tablespoon of sugar
3 cups of flour
AND A WHOLE FUCKTON OF RIGHTEOUS FURY!
THE LAST INGREDIENT IS JIMMY’S SPECIALTY! ALL JIMMY HAVE TO DO IS WATCH THE TV IN THE STORE WINDOW UNTIL THAT GEICO COMMERCIAL POPS ON! JIMMY HATE THE LIZARD!
JIMMY GET SO ANGRY! HE TRY TO LIFT A CAR! AND WHEN THAT DON’T WORK, JIMMY SETTLES FOR A CHAIR AND THROWS IT THROUGH THE WINDOW AND STEALS THE TV AND TAKES THE CAR INSURANCE SELLING DEMON TO HIS HOME!...I DON’T CARE IF IT IS A BOX WITH ‘FORT FISTSUCK’ ON THE SIDE! HOME IS WHERE YOU MAKE IT! AND JIMMY GONNA MAKE THE WORLD RUE THE DAY THEY DECIDE TO KEEP OL’ JIMMY ALIVE!
EXISTENCE IS PAIN!
OH SHIT! JIMMY JUST REALIZED HE’S BEEN STANDING THERE WITH THE MIC IN HIS HAND AND AIN’T SAID A WORD! THIS ALL BEEN IN JIMMY’S HEAD, YA’LL!
Good Ol’ Ramblin’ Jimmy: … ...Jimmy don’t feel so good.
SHIT! JIMMY JUST DUN’ PASSED OUT! EVERYTHING IS BLACK! WHAT JIMMY GON’ DO NOW?!
FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGON BALL Z!
JIMMY DON’T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT COPYRIGHT!
...BUT JIMMY DON'T KNOW WHERE JIMMY IS. THE LAST THING JIMMY 'MEMBER IS ATTACKING A TINY HOBBIT GUARD COMING AT JIMMY WITH A PEN. HE WAS LOOKIN' TO TAKE THE LIFE OF JIMMY! JIMMY USED HIS SUPERIOR MARTIAL ART SKILLS TO INCAPACITATE THE SMALL MENACE, PUNCHING HIM IN THE DICK 'TIL HE FELL OVER AND STOPPED MOVING!
WHERE IS JIMMY, THOUGH?! JIMMY SCURRED, YA’LL!
IS THIS A GUVRMEN BUILDIN'?
WHO HIRED THAT HOBBIT TO KILL LOVEABLE AND ESSENTIAL MAIN CHARACTER TO THE PLOT JIMMY?
HAS THE MEN IN BLACK ALIGNED THEMSELVES WITH MYTHICAL CREATURES FROM MIDDLE EARTH?
HAS PETER JACKSON DUN BETRAYED OL' JIMMY?! I THOUGHT WE WAS FRIENDS! IS THIS HOW YOU REPAY JIMMY FOR SCREAMING LINES FROM DEAD ALIVE OUTSIDE YOUR WINDOW AT THREE IN THE MORNING? JIMMY GLAD HE ATE THE SHOE YOU THREW AT HIM! YOU AIN'T EVER GETTIN’ IT BACK!
...HUH?!
JIMMY HAS JUST BEEN INFORMED THIS AIN'T NO GUVRNMEN BUILDING. ITS THE BACKSTAGE TO AN ARENA AT A UCI EVENT! JIMMY BEEN LIED TO!
...JIMMY HAS ALSO BEEN INFORMED THAT THERE IS NO HOBBIT GUARD! APPARENTLY JIMMY ATTACKED A SMALL CHILD TRYING TO GET JIMMY'S AUTOGRAPH. NOT TODAY! JIMMY AIN'T GONNA LET ANYONE STEAL HIS SOUL! AIN’T NO NEED TO WORRY! JIMMY SAFE FOR NOW, Y'ALL!
JIMMY BEIN’ SURROUNDED BY CAMERAS! I TOLD YOU! I AIN’T BIG FOOT! THAT WAS AN EXPERIMENT DRUG AND JIMMY DON’T HAVE ANYMORE! A MICROPHONE?!...
WHY WOULD YOU HAND JIMMY A LIVE MICROPHONE! SOMEONE DUN’ FUCKED UP…BUT JIMMY TALK ANYWAY!
NOW, JIMMY BE FACIN’ ALLEN WALKER! I’MMA WALK MY FOOT UP HIS ASS! WALK ALL THE WAY TO THE CORNER STORE! BUY A BIG OL’ BAG OF ‘YA DUN GOOFED’ AND WALK IT ON BACK TO YOUR HOUSE! BUT UNDOUBTABLY, ON JIMMY’S WAY TO YOUR HOUSE, HE GONNA GET STOPPED BY LITTLE GIRL SCOUTS SELLIN’ DEM COOKIES! JIMMY GONNA HAVE TO LAY DOWN THE LAW! TELL THEM LITTLE GIRLS THIS IS JIMMY’S TERRITORY! IF ANYONE GONNA BE SELLIN’ THEM DELICIOUS THIN MINT COOKIES TO FUND A TRIP TO EUROPE! IT GON’ BE JIMMY!
AND AS SOON AS YOU KNOW IT, THEY GON’ BE CRYIN’ TO THEIR MAMAS AND PAPAS AND THEY GON’ GO CALL THE POLICE ON GOOD OL’ RAMBLIN’ JIMMY! EVEN THOUGH HE DID NOTHING WRONG BUT PROTECT HIS LIVELIHOOD! THEY DON’T UNDERSTAND! IF JIMMY DON’T MAKE HIS MONEY BY THE END OF THE MONTH! JACKY BOULDER HANDS GON’ COME AND BREAK JIMMY’S HANDS! JIMMY NEEDS HIS HANDS! THAT IS HOW HE DO JIMMY THINGS!
JIMMY DIDN’T WANT TO BORROW THE MONEY BUT JIMMY HAD NO CHOICE! THEY WAS GON’ TAKE JIMMY’S MAGIC COW! THEY SAY ‘NO! JIMMY, THERE IS NO MAGIC COW! THAT’S AN OLD BUSTED SEPTIC TANK!’ BUT JIMMY AIN’T FOOLED! JIMMY KNOW WHAT A COW LOOK LIKE! THE MILK GOTTA COME FROM SOMEWHERE! THAT’S HOW JIMMY MAKE HIS FAMOUS JIMMY PIE, YA’LL!
2 cup of apples.
1 Tablespoon of sugar
3 cups of flour
AND A WHOLE FUCKTON OF RIGHTEOUS FURY!
THE LAST INGREDIENT IS JIMMY’S SPECIALTY! ALL JIMMY HAVE TO DO IS WATCH THE TV IN THE STORE WINDOW UNTIL THAT GEICO COMMERCIAL POPS ON! JIMMY HATE THE LIZARD!
JIMMY GET SO ANGRY! HE TRY TO LIFT A CAR! AND WHEN THAT DON’T WORK, JIMMY SETTLES FOR A CHAIR AND THROWS IT THROUGH THE WINDOW AND STEALS THE TV AND TAKES THE CAR INSURANCE SELLING DEMON TO HIS HOME!...I DON’T CARE IF IT IS A BOX WITH ‘FORT FISTSUCK’ ON THE SIDE! HOME IS WHERE YOU MAKE IT! AND JIMMY GONNA MAKE THE WORLD RUE THE DAY THEY DECIDE TO KEEP OL’ JIMMY ALIVE!
EXISTENCE IS PAIN!
OH SHIT! JIMMY JUST REALIZED HE’S BEEN STANDING THERE WITH THE MIC IN HIS HAND AND AIN’T SAID A WORD! THIS ALL BEEN IN JIMMY’S HEAD, YA’LL!
Good Ol’ Ramblin’ Jimmy: … ...Jimmy don’t feel so good.
SHIT! JIMMY JUST DUN’ PASSED OUT! EVERYTHING IS BLACK! WHAT JIMMY GON’ DO NOW?!
FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGON BALL Z!
JIMMY DON’T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT COPYRIGHT!