The Monster experiences the Nash gash and gives Kaine pain
Oct 15, 2017 2:56:54 GMT -6
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Post by oblivion on Oct 15, 2017 2:56:54 GMT -6
~°*THE MONSTER EXPERIENCES THE NASH GASH AND GIVES KAINE PAIN*°~
It is one sixteen in the morning, on some random sidewalk in downtown Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania on a Saturday night or morning, depending on a person's perspective. At the moment, it's fifty degrees, barely any breeze. Low humidity. Basically a nice night. Yes, a nice night.
So, what's going to disturb such a beautiful scenery?
Tires squeal and smoke as a black Chevy van makes an appearance. Driver's and front passenger's windows are down. Thick smoke roll out. Coughing is heard. Female giggling is also heard. After several minutes, the side door of the van opens up.
More thick smoke pours out. "Cosmic Monsters Inc." by White Zombie screams from the van...
So, what's going to disturb such a beautiful scenery?
Tires squeal and smoke as a black Chevy van makes an appearance. Driver's and front passenger's windows are down. Thick smoke roll out. Coughing is heard. Female giggling is also heard. After several minutes, the side door of the van opens up.
More thick smoke pours out. "Cosmic Monsters Inc." by White Zombie screams from the van...
How big is life?
Can it ride like the butterfly?
Star in the dust
Rocketman
Supersky
Sugar the hill
Explode and never die
I think I will
Come on take it! High
I gotta, O yeah! So high
I gotta, O yeah! Come on! So loosely illustrated
A trick of light I demonstrated right to you what you do! How high is up?
Can it reach at the butterfly?
Rise in the howl hit me cold
Supersky
Witness the kill explode! Never die
I think I will
Come on take it! High
I gotta, O yeah! So high
I gotta, O yeah! Come on! So loosely illustrated
A trick of light I demonstrated right to youWhat you do! Yeah!
Deaf to the ear
Fat city sang
Bloody Ma growls "Concentrate the bang"
Broadway do
The winter kills
Astro
Creepin' you until
Overcome the devil
Deluxe the game
One, sweep, spun "I got no name", a paper thin cut
On the edge of hell
Wrestle with heaven but I never fell
Sink to a level realize no direction
West of the moon
I got no reflection
Blood on the stone I do not surrender
Waitin' for someone I do not remember
Yeah! I gotta, O yeah! Come on! So high
I gotta, O yeah! Come on! So loosely illustrated
A trick of light I demonstrated right to you
What you do
Cosmic monsters waited
Turn around incorporated
Right to
Can it ride like the butterfly?
Star in the dust
Rocketman
Supersky
Sugar the hill
Explode and never die
I think I will
Come on take it! High
I gotta, O yeah! So high
I gotta, O yeah! Come on! So loosely illustrated
A trick of light I demonstrated right to you what you do! How high is up?
Can it reach at the butterfly?
Rise in the howl hit me cold
Supersky
Witness the kill explode! Never die
I think I will
Come on take it! High
I gotta, O yeah! So high
I gotta, O yeah! Come on! So loosely illustrated
A trick of light I demonstrated right to youWhat you do! Yeah!
Deaf to the ear
Fat city sang
Bloody Ma growls "Concentrate the bang"
Broadway do
The winter kills
Astro
Creepin' you until
Overcome the devil
Deluxe the game
One, sweep, spun "I got no name", a paper thin cut
On the edge of hell
Wrestle with heaven but I never fell
Sink to a level realize no direction
West of the moon
I got no reflection
Blood on the stone I do not surrender
Waitin' for someone I do not remember
Yeah! I gotta, O yeah! Come on! So high
I gotta, O yeah! Come on! So loosely illustrated
A trick of light I demonstrated right to you
What you do
Cosmic monsters waited
Turn around incorporated
Right to
Oblivion stumbles out of the van, beer bottles and beer cans fall out. The Monster is holding a bullhorn.
It is now one forty in the morning. Oblivion has a sourly look on IT's face, more like a pissed off look. The Monster is looking to stir up trouble!! Walking down the sidewalk, Oblivion sets off the siren, of the bullhorn, screaming at people!!
It is now one forty in the morning. Oblivion has a sourly look on IT's face, more like a pissed off look. The Monster is looking to stir up trouble!! Walking down the sidewalk, Oblivion sets off the siren, of the bullhorn, screaming at people!!
Oblivion: Pittsburgh sucks!! This entire city blows!! Hey Pittsburgh get yourself a hockey team!! Even Tampa has the Lightning!!
Oblivion sets off the alarm...
Oblivion: Just like your sports teams, your women aren't any better!! Karlie Nash will fit in real nicely!!
By that time, a couple people have heard enough and approached Oblivion...
Local #1: What do we have over here?! It looks like we have ourselves an asshole!!
Local #2: We sure do!! Around here, we don't like assholes!!
Oblivion: Then why the fuck you two schmucks are still here?!
Oblivion sets off the alarm on the bullhorn, aggravating both Philadelphians, before cracking them up side their heads with said bullhorn. That wasn't enough. The Monster kicked on local in his jewels before dropping him on his grape with a DIRTNAP. The other local got a good old fashion 5150 for being just like everyone else... A useless mouth breathing tool!! A mindless puppet!! A do-boy for society!!
Oblivion: Fuck you punks!! You ain't worth to waste the ball sweat on you two pussies!! IT's not even bothering to spit on you two!! But, you know what The Monster WILL do to you two?!
Oblivion proceeds to piss on both locals.
Oblivion: That's what you get, you worthless pieces of shit!! Just like Karlie Nash!! Hey Poontang Karlie!! Hey bitch!! Do you hear IT now?! You do realize... Yes IT's breaking a cardinal rule.... OBLIVION DOESN'T GIVE A FUCK!!
A nearby building starts to crumble. Only three walls collapse, only the FOURTH wall remains.
Oblivion: You see bitch...You claim you defeated Oblivion. Well, technically, in that match the only reason WHY you won that match is because The Monster defeated Oblivion. Figure that one out, you dumb broad!! While you are, IT will be kicking your ass all over The Civic Arena!! This time... THIS TIME you cum guzzling bimbo, there WON'T BE ANY DOUBTS!! Say hello to Brenda for Oblivion will you please!! That's a good dear!!
The Monster stands their contemplating IT's next thought, when a devilish grin can across IT's face.
Oblivion: Now, it seems that The Monster is forgetting someone. Who is it? Who is it!? For the life of IT, The Monster can't recall the name of that dude's name... What the fuck is it?! Maybe if IT plays a name game. This always works! Forget going through the alphabet!! Doesn't always work!! First name.. Shit what is it?! Okay. Demon child. I remember it has a demon child name. Last name... It has something to do with Adam and Eve. IT's thinking Damian Kaine. Is Oblivion right? Holy shit!! Smoking weed alllll night and IT CAN still remember!! AWESOME!!! Still Kaine!! The Monster still gonna fuck your shit up bro!! WHOA!!! My fists are fucking huge!!!
Oblivion grabs a nearby walker and screams at them, not realizing IT's screaming. The Monster is just solo damn high.
Oblivion: Excuse... HEY!!! HEEEEEEYYY!! DOES THE MONSTER'S HANDS LOOK FUCKING HUGE?! *hysterical laughter*
Oblivion stops laughing looks at the now terrified individual, being shook by a highly stoned six foot five three hundred and fifteen pound man with a rubbery pig mask on.
Oblivion: Excuse IT!! This Monster is looking for an individual named by Damian Kaine. Have you seen him?! No?! FUCK!! We!!, next question... Then did you see the six foot white rabbit that just passed right through here?! No?! Shit!! Okay, thank you!! Well, Damian Kaine, you're lucky you don't have to tangle with THAT rabbit!! That rabbit has does done hard time and I'll quickly make you his.. That's right his Elmer Fudd!! Trust IT, you DON'T EVEN wanna know what that is!!
But, right now your main concern is The Monster!! Not Karlie Nash!! Right now, she's neck deep in a situation, she's not even thinking about us!! You see UCI, like it or not Oblivion is ALL business!! You all wanna joke about Oblivion, wanna be in denial. You all want to bury your heads in the sand, pretend that The Monster doesn't exist!! But, in UCI... things DO go bump in The Darkness!! So, Damian and Karlie go ahead and play wrestling... The Monster Oblivion lives for this shit and for UCI!!
The Monster plays the siren on the bullhorn, chasing people, screaming out.
Oblivion: COME OUT... COME OUT WHERE-EVER YOU ARE!! KARLIE AND DAMIEN,THE MONSTER IS LOOKING FOR YOU!!!
