Post by buddyroman on Sept 28, 2017 12:23:43 GMT -6
Ladies and gentlemen,
My name is Vincent 'Buddy' Roman. I am the advocate for my client and Your World Heavy Weight Champion. The one thing that promoters used to fear has come horribly true. All of this is thanks in part your to beloved owner, our boi, the straight up savage, Spencer Adams. This is what happens when you give my client the motivation. This is what happens when you give my client the upward mobility to get things done in this company. Let us face it, my children, but the prior administration had not been doing you all your due justice. It has been passed around from Guardian to Guardian back to Kevin Bishop to Kevin Bishop. Where is the change? Where is the monumental shifting tides? What have these former champions done for anyone expect set the bar for themselves. Them, they, the selfish few who failed, miserably to give back to the community that created them. I give you my word that this champion, MY client, ZOMBIE MCMORRIS will not only be different but one of a kind. Hell, I can do you all one better in that my client will be the most memorable champion this company has ever seen. No more will this company be dominated by a select few. No more will this company be patrolled and kajowl'd by the weak and the insignificant. This is real strength. This is real heroic sacrifice. This is new kind of world champion because now all of you are world champion. We succeed off the strength of our collective endeavors; not off the whim of one man or woman who both have a taste for old and broken things. My client is a man of real taste and admiration. He is a man of real substance. A slick and sticky substance that will infect all of you with his work ethic and zest for life.
Congratulate yourselves, UCI.
For you have officially made it.
You have officially made it, indeed.
