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Post by SHADOWLOVE on Sept 19, 2017 12:59:03 GMT -6
Sources very close to Weather McTiernan, host of the highly popular syndicated interview fake news show, Fair-Weather Friends is reporting that the rumors and innuendo are indeed true about current UCI World Television Champion, "The Handsome Half-breed" Shadowlove appearing in some form of capacity at the WCF's WAR XVI in Tokyo, Japan on October 1st, 2017.
Current WCF Television Champion Johnny Rabid responding to the Seth Lerch's invitation sent to current UCI World Television Champion "The Handsome Half-breed" Shadowlove, replied on the WCF fake twitter account:
yesterday at 5:04am John Rabid said:
@theripper
Make sure to grab yourself some cotton candy and enjoy the show.
Whereas, your current UCI World Television Champion "The Handsome Half-breed" Shadowlove responded in kind:
13 hours ago Shadowlove replied:
@handsomehalf-breed
I don't think I was sent an invitation just to have some very stale cotton candy and enjoy a very stale show from the very stale talent, Jonathan.
More to come as this story escalates and the fake news warrants. . .
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Post by SHADOWLOVE on Sept 22, 2017 23:36:11 GMT -6
Sources very close to Weather McTiernan, host of the highly popular syndicated interview fake news show, Fair-Weather Friends is reporting that all the rumors and innuendo are indeed true about current UCI World Television Champion, "The Handsome Half-breed" Shadowlove appearing not as just any special guest star making a sign of goodwill cameo jester at the WCF's WAR XVI in Tokyo, Japan on October 1st, 2017 but will in fact indeed be an active participant in Warfare style Royal Rumble Match. Later this evening Weather McTiernan received a grainy bootlegged, pirated video of current UCI World Television Champion, "The Handsome Half-breed" Shadowlove's first promo for WAR XVI being shown exclusively on the WCF Network. The UCI Network has digitally enhanced the image for the viewing audience watching at home. . . North East Okayama Prefecture On The Border Of Hyogo Prefecture, Japan...
The following takes place sometime after the events of last Sunday’s WCF Slam 400 and last Monday’s UCI Overload, sometime before the events of UCI Rite of Passage and WCF WAR XVI, and occur in real time sometime during the week of UCI Rite of Passage and before WAR XVI... The Five Tiered Hariuddoburondo Private Restaurant Nightclub Shinto Shrine and Casino Pagoda standing in the middle of the quaint little village of Miyamoto in Mimasaka was an amazing sight to see. Each one of the Five Tiers of The Hariuddoburondo Private Restaurant Nightclub Shinto Shrine and Casino Pagoda represents The Godai, the five elements of Chi (Earth), Sui (Water), Ka (Fire), Fu (wind), and Ku (Void, Sky, or in some cases, Heaven). The bottom story of Chi (Earth) housed a fine dining Restaurant featuring the best in Far Eastern and Western cuisine. The second story of Sui (Water) housed one of the hottest Nightclubs in all of Far East Asia. The third story of Ka (Fire) housed one of the lucrative Private Casinos for high-end clientele. The fourth story of Fu (wind) housed one of the most awe-inspiring Shinto Shrine Museums in honor of an Honest-to-God, not The God, but A God original gangstas known to man. And the top story of Ku (Void, Sky, or in some cases, Heaven) housed one of, if not, the most powerful and dangerous couples in professional wrestling today.The boardroom was empty and furnished in the Japanese business style, dark cherry wood flooring that darkens with age, cherry blossom colored wood-paneled walls etched with Japanese calligraphy, a very long custom-made oak finished executive boardroom table almost as long as the boardroom itself with a Daum Amaryllis Diamond & Emerald Vase placed in the middle surrounded by a series of executive boardroom chairs.Your favorite modern day charismatic and charming, egotistical, narcissistic, politically incorrect, felicitating, self-righteous, second-generation megalomaniac and apex predator, "The Handsome Half-breed" Shadowlove, was seated on one of the executive boardroom chairs at one end of the boardroom table. His hands were interlocked in his classic masculine and modern mussed, razor-textured, choppy finished dark brown hair behind his head showing off his fighter's face while looking up into the nighttime sky at the stars shining bright with an ice cold stare radiating from his sparkling blue eyes.His heart rate was a very relaxed 40 beats a minute as the oxygen in his blood helped the preternatural powers of his mind’s eye remain focused and alert to the surroundings around him. He seems to be enjoying the quiet, silent lucidity escapism from the rigmaroles of everyday life in the United Championship Infinite. He had a Blu electronic cigarette (product placement) in his mouth puffing and blowing out a series of vapor rings up into the air.He was stripped to the waist showing off the upper body of a Greek God, with washboard abs, in a newly fresh and crisp custom-made Calvin Klein stark liquid white leather trench-coat with fringe along with his custom-made Calvin Klein crocodile skinned pants and custom-made Calvin Klein alligator skinned boots. His Alligator skinned boots were perched up on the the very long custom-made oak finished executive boardroom table in front of him and crossed at the ankles. Quietly, to himself, he appears to be lip syncing a song, “WITHOUT ME” by Eminem, that he was listening to on his (product placement) custom-made special edition Beats Studio gloss white wireless headphone: As if on cue. . .An executive boardroom chair spins around at the other end of the executive boardroom table and the familiar sweet as honey, harmoniously hypnotizing, smooth as silk, smoky voice radiating through her very luscious and alluring lips:“When Seth Lerch-san sent you an Invitation to attend WAR XVI, you knew that you wouldn’t be sitting on the sidelines even though you would be one of the biggest “MARKED” wrestlers ever since your untimely exodus and booked from this organization with the rest of the top talent over a year ago, and now making your reappearance back in the WCF representing in some sense what some people would still consider to be that pariah guerrilla organization like the UCI, right? After all, you did get your start in the sports entertainment business here in the WCF and that Seth Lerch-san was foolish enough, or liquored up just enough, to believe that your loyalties rested in his lecherous hands. He did make a very miscalculated move when he underestimated your resolve and misunderstood the star power of your condescending confidence and antagonistic arrogance and ruthlessly manipulative and unscrupulous influential psychological mindset toughness outside of the squared-circle and physiological skillset toughness inside of the squared-circle that you will bring to WAR XVI with your rebellious guerrilla warfare. And when Seth Lerch-san simply just let you passively walk away from this organization, who would've thought that hell, pardon my French, would’ve frozen over and you would be making your reappearance back in the WCF as the current UCI World Television Champion and one of the original central foundational cornerstones in the birth, growth, development, and preservation of the United Championship Infinite. We will always have the utmost respect for this second-rate organization with third-rate talent that currently resides in this organization after the top talent magically reappeared to save the day. . .” His personal bodyguard/valet and “Fashionista Sensei”, Ms. Miyamoto was staring back at him with her raven black hair was pulled back in a French braid showing off her angelic looking face with her intoxicatingly, incandescent almond shaped green eyes hidden behind a pair of RayBan sunglasses strategically placed on her perfectly flawless nose and starts to laugh.Her attractively well-proportioned, slim, trim, toned body built for sin encased in a form-fitting shimmering silver and Vantablack Mandarin sequin dress with a French-cut up the side to her thigh designed by Stella McCartney and Vantablack Jimmy Choo stilettos. She was caressing the fur of a tiger-striped Maine coon cat with a not so friendly disposition sleeping on his lap. The orange tiger-striped Maine coon cat begins to “Soft kitty, warm kitty, little ball of fur! Happy kitty, sleepy kitty, purr, purr, purr!"He flicks the Blu electronic cigarette into the camera and his low dusky voice rings out fully, with all the charm and charisma that one can muster, mister and gets down to the business of WAR XVI as he starts painting his masterpiece: “For those highly uneducated individuals that have run amuck in The Dub as if they were some kind fortune tellers on some overnight psychic hotline, no matter how popular or unpopular that a trend might seem to become in the the sports entertainment business, that popular, unpopular trend will always have a funny way of making quite the comeback when the time is right. And good gawd almighty, as my favorite poet, Good Ol’ J.R., would used to say on RAW is WAR back in the day, WAR XVI seemed like a good time to stage a guest appearance considering all these very big names that most of you need name tags like you were at a high school reunion because nobody really fucking cares who you are in this organization. You would've thought that The Dub was back down in old México instead of Japan restarting another international incident in another foreign land when yours truly came walking through the revolving door of The Dub. I show my seductively handsome chiseled fighter's face in this organization while wearing the UCI World Television Championship around my waist and everyone starts circling the wagons and standing at The Dub’s gates with torches in hand. Say what you want about the UCI but all you mutherfuckers in this organization are nothing but fucking hypocrites since most of the brand names went to the UCI after THE GREAT PURGE OF 2016 when the top talent left this organization because most of you became drama queens over a Joey Flash World Heavyweight Championship loss. . .”He reaches into the inside pocket of his newly fresh and crisp custom-made Calvin Klein stark liquid white leather trench-coat with fringe and pulls out an envelope. He opens the envelope in true fake Hollywood fashion and reads the names of the whiners, um, winners. He thinks to himself, “My Gosh, who's ass did all these dignitaries of The Dub have to kiss to get into The U?” “Names like Kyle Kemp, Taylor Wright, Andre Holmes, David Sanchez, Jonathan Rabid and his relatives, Crow McMorris, Odin Balfore, Zombie McMorris, Teo del Sol, Jayson Price, Jay Omega, Gemini Battle, Dune, Adam Young, Creeping Death, Steve Orbit, Jeff Purse, Torture, Joey Flash, Gravedigger, FVP, Jared Holmes, Howard Black, Bobby Cairo, Wade Moor, Polar Phantasm, Alex Richards, Bonnie Blue, Corey Black, Kevin Bishop, and not to mention an eXtreme and The Pride ghosting the place. All these very select individuals are Hall of Famers and Legends In Their Own Minds have one way or the other traveled to the UCI and traveled back to the security blanket that is this second-rate organization has to offer and dominated the remnants of the third-rate talent that were left in this organization after The Purge. Some fucking history that you started here after The Dub became born again for who knows how many times. So fuck you. Fuck the high horses that you think you ride on. And fuck the mangy hypocrites that came crawling back into this organization. You son-of-a-bitches are no better than anyone else in the sports entertainment business, your shit stinks just like the rest of any bodies. You pussies couldn't handle the open and honest competition that the UCI had and still has to offer to anyone with any ounce of real talent and had to come back running back to this organization with your heads between your legs and kissing their own asses. . .”He lights a match and starts burning the corner of the card with the whiney names and watches the card ashes dissipate into thin air like magic.“Now, that we have all the pleasantries out of the way, looking at the list of all the choke and puke artists, I mean very, very talented individuals participating in WAR XVI, it is easy to see why Seth Lerch gave me an invite. Hell, going off just name recognition alone. It is very easy to see why, The Handsome Halfbreed, Shadowlove, me, is a Top 15 favorite. Sit your ass back down Luke Force, you look foolish accepting the award for the biggest dumbassed mutherfucker of WAR XVI. Simply irresistible my ass, with that novelty Alpha Championship around your waist, you were still fucked in this organization from the very first time that your momma squirted you out and you slid across the WCF arena floor for the very first time and hit your head on the ringside steps and tried so desperately to shove you back inside with brute force, hence your name. And who the fuck exactly are Greg St. Matthews, Hank Herron, Leon Hayze, Bomber, Agimat, Bryan Devlin, Luke Force, Tanner Tall, Derrick Tuff, Johnny Alpha, Matthew Drake? Red Dragon? Shit, you mean you fucking idiots purged our roster again and recruited this Hannibal fucking Lecter wannabe demon child? Fuck, you might as well purge Sah’ta Thor too, they are a matching set, The Mop and Bucket Brigade. But I digress. Who the fuck are Trey Carter, Ainsley Ivanovic, William the Behemoth, Bishop, Gonzo, Jay West, Joe Smarts, Rise, Wolf, Caleb Ronan, Cliff of Doom, Ded Memry? I know of Bernard Core. Biff Mustache. Where is Buff? And Dag Riddik. Dag fucking Riddik, you gotta be fucking kidding me?. . .” A porcelain skinned Geisha wearing a Shimada-styled nihongami wig and a formal black kimonos, with her obi tied in the taiko style, enters the boardroom carrying a polished wooden serving tray with a four count stack of a custom round stainless polymeric rubber coasters, sweet tea poured into an earthen cup, ice cold coconut water poured into a coconut with a little pink umbrella, and a rolled up copy of the Wall St. Journal. “So what everyone in this organization is so damn excited about is that this WAR XVI only really comes down to a very select few like Kyle Kemp, Sidney J. Warwick, Ethan King, Andre Holmes, David Sanchez, Mikey eXtreme, Gravedigger, Jayson Price, Bonnie Blue, Kevin Bishop, Jay Omega, FPV, Oblivion, Petrov, Biohazard, Adam Young, Steve Orbit, Odin Balfore, those other mystery participants, and a seductively handsome young fellow by the name of Shadowlove, who is a complete underdog, longshot, wildcard in these festivities?. . .”He slowly raises his head in super slow motion and double raises an eyebrows in mock amazement as his patented malevolent, tight wolfish, whiplash smile, slowly appearing on his lips showing off perfectly white even teeth on his chiseled fighter's face in a “That is why The Face Of The Franchise, The Whole ‘F'N’ Show, Mr. UCI, or whatever expletive that you want to put in front of my name whiplash smile just charms the hell out of everyone in this organization as the current UCI World Television Champion” shit-eating grin.“There is one reason why the so-called, self-proclaimed favorites to win WAR XVI aren't very happy to see yours truly accept Seth Lerch's invitation. And you are looking right at him. You see, I bear no malice, malevolence, ill will, spite, or grudge towards anyone in this organization like the the so-called, self-proclaimed favorites would like you to think. As Sun Tzu said, Business is WAR. Business is business. Competition is competition. I’ve beaten Teo del Sol on two separate occasions. When Jonathan Rabid, Wade Moor, and Jared Holmes invaded the UCI, there was one man that all three were afraid to take on mano-e-mano and face to face. Me. As well as Adam Young and David Sanchez. Kyle Kemp has been in the squared-circle with yours truly, and he has never pinned me. Jay Omega has been in the squared-circle and he chose not to pin me in a fatal four way match. Gravedigger and FPV and Jayson Price were nothing but a glorified color announcer and backstage announcer, and a who really cares GM, respectfully. Mikey eXtreme hide under a blanket like he was a ghost watching the UCI. I had a little Julian Mercury in my diet that kind of reminded me of Ethan King. Andre Holmes, who was kinda the mighty whitey at the time, has two victories over me, one here and one there, but not one time did he win by pinfall or submission over me. Odin Balfore, even Zombie McMorris has one win over me but couldn't pin my shoulders to the squared-circle for a pinfall and had to roll up the other guy in a triple-threat match for the Inaugural UCI Hypermedia Championship. You will do the same because it runs in the family. Kevin Bishop has pinned me twice in two very meaningless matches and I mindfucked so much and pointed out his weaknesses when he lost the UCI World Heavyweight Champion to Bonnie Blue. He only regained the UCI World Heavyweight Champion after taking a hiatus and visiting Dr. Phil thanks to me. And Bonnie Blue defeated me twice, once by pinfall, and the other when she sent me crashing through a table almost ending my career but chose to pin the other guy in a triple-threat match. . .” The Geisha formally, ceremonially, and traditionally bows towards the simply ravishing femme fatale temptress and offers the contents of the polished wooden service tray to her. She starts running her fingertip of her index finger gently over the rim of the earthen cup filled with sweet tea, spins the little pink umbrella in the coconut filled with ice cold coconut water.“There has always been those old school wrestling critics out there that have doubted the transcending similarities between Professional Wrestling and Professional Modeling because I have made both professions look way too easy. I have always loved to perform for the viewing audience watching at home and watching in the arenas as a professional wrestler in the squared-circle. I have always loved to perform for the viewing audience watching at home and watching at a High Style Fashion Show as a professional fashion model on catwalks all around the world. I have always had that natural ability to put in the hard work necessary in order to be a professional wrestler inside and outside of the squared-circle. I have always had that natural ability to put in the hard work necessary in order to be a professional fashion model inside and outside of the modeling world. I have always oozed all the charm and charisma that one can muster in order to promote my brand name as a professional wrestler that I have been selling to the viewing audience watching at home and watching in the arenas. I have always oozed all the charm and charisma that one can muster as a professional fashion model in order to promote the product that I was selling to the viewing audience watching at home and watching me on all catwalks around the world. I have always had the natural ability to improvise, overcome, and adapt with my self-confidence, pre-eminence, and high-handedness as a professional wrestler in the squared-circle in order to survive in the rough and tough cutthroat world of professional wrestling. I have always had the natural ability to improvise, overcome, and adapt with my self-confidence, pre-eminence, and high-handedness as a professional fashion model on a catwalk in order to survive in the rough and tough cutthroat world of professional modeling. . .”She bypasses the refreshments and walks her fingertips over the the rolled up copy of the Wall St. Journal. She removes the copy of the Wall St. Journal the polished wooden service tray starts tapping the rolled up copy of the Wall St. Journal into the palm of her hand. The Geisha formally, ceremonially, and traditionally bows towards the simply ravishing femme fatale temptress and makes her way towards him with the remaining contents of the polished wooden service tray.“I’m most definitely not a role model, I never claimed to be. I’m just some dude that isn't afraid to speak my mind as the voice of silent, unsilent majority in this organization or any other organization by just telling it like it is, was, and will always be in the WCF. I don't come from a broken home, I never had to lead the sheltered lifestyle that most people have to lead behind the curtain or those closed locked doors that people say are unlocked for everyone in this organization. And as you can see, my time away from this second-rate organization has brought me back to very good mental and physical health, very good mental and physical condition, and very good mental and physical fighting shape. The heart of this second-rate organization or any other organization in the sports entertainment business is for a wrestler like myself who hasn't been around here for awhile and really doesn't really give a shit about this organization to ingratiate myself to the viewing audience watching at home and watching inside the arenas. Just stop and take a long good look into the mirror every once in awhile because that is the only opinion that has mattered to me when I was in this organization and the organization where I currently reside as the UCI World Television Champion. Everything anyone in this organization has said about me is most likely true, but does it really look like I really give a fuck? I haven't been in The Dub for over a year and it is just like I have never left, it the same old shit, by the same old boring clique, but on a different day. And it has been very easy to see why everyone in this organization so desperately compromises their core values to very self destructive extremes in order to fit in and be liked by this organization because The Dub’s attitude hardly never changes each and every week, so a wrestler like myself that doesn't give a shit about anyone's opinions in this organization must be able to stay in tuned with said fan base in order to change with the times in order not outright grovel and lie to gain approval for their thoughts and actions within this organization. . .”The Geisha formally, ceremonially, and traditionally bows towards him and places the ice cold coconut water poured into a coconut with one of those a little pink umbrella down on a custom round stainless polymeric rubber coaster in front of him then quietly leaves the boardroom.He pours some of his ice cold coconut water poured into a coconut with a little pink umbrella onto the dark cherry wood flooring in tribute symbolizing a shot which should have been enjoyed in respect to those who made the Exodus, those who were incarcerated, and those who had to flee back to the confines of that that antique and antiquated second-rate organization.“And yet you all will say, ‘Why shouldn't the son suffer for the iniquity of the father?’ Since the son has done what is just and right and has been careful to observe all my statutes, so that he shall surely live. The soul who sins is the one who shall die. The son shall not suffer for the iniquity of the father, nor the father suffer for the iniquity of the son. The righteousness of the righteous shall be credited to them, and the wickedness of the wicked will be charged against them. . ." Feeling a little parched, he takes a sip from his ice cold coconut water poured into a coconut with a little pink umbrella with his “pinky” sticking out to refresh himself and saluds Ezekiel 18:19-20 as he notices that his sweet and lovely Miyamoto was still sitting with her back straight in her signature “First Lady” slant with her ankles and legs together at an angle showing her modesty on executive boardroom chair at the other end of the very long custom-made oak finished executive boardroom table showing no emotion, whatsoever, except for tapping the rolled up copy of the Wall St. Journal still into the palm of her hand. “My very, very lovely and sweet Miyamoto and myself have become quite the acquired taste the most jealous, defensive, and insecure people find completely appalling in this organization. I have risen to the prominence of fame and fortune in the UCI under the most harshest of conditions by discovering the true nexus of the WCF and the sports entertainment business. I have proven that success and celebrity in this organization isn't necessarily defined by how many Championships you have around your waist, or for that matter, how many wins or how many losses you have in your career, but rather how you are representing the WCF Hierarchy, every wrestler in the back, and the WCF Galaxy. And these certain jealous, defensive, and insecure individuals have found out firsthand that they have been taken advantage of and put in a very big disadvantage at the very expense of my very own handsomeness and this very, very lovely and sweet Miyamoto very own seductiveness. Simply because, I am just more morally and amorally advanced in their ruthlessly manipulative and unscrupulous influential psychological mindset toughness outside of the squared-circle and physiological skillset toughness inside of the squared-circle. . .”She rises up from the executive boardroom chair and runs her fingertips gently along the top edge of the very long custom-made oak finished executive boardroom table with Bushidō catlike precision and makes her way very seductively towards him.“And considering the family dynamic within this organization, it has been very easy to see why The Dub has been in dire straits when searching for a true role-model and a perfect specimen that the WCF Hierarchy, every wrestler in the back, and the WCF Galaxy find totally unredeeming to the viewing audience at home. My very sweet and lovely Miyamoto and myself have never claimed to be any kind of First Couple of Professional Wrestling when looked upon by other people as an example to be imitated when leading this organization into Professional Wrestling’s Promised Land. I have never, ever been like the superficial people that currently makes a living in the WCF and the sports entertainment business. These superficial people behave in a certain way that shows just exactly how superficially shallow that these inconsequential people really are in this organization. That is the only reason why the Seth Lerch has gravitated towards my very sweet and lovely Miyamoto and myself. Simply because we are not a byproduct of a broken family as it seems to be for everyone else in this organization in order to fit in with the status quo of this establishment. . .” She starts twirling his classically masculine and modern mussed, razor-textured, choppy finished dark brown hair through her fingers with carnal fascination and malignant pleasure. She licks her index finger and wipes away what appears to be a greyish charcoal colored soot smear from a volcano off his cheek. Then she raises his chin up with her fingers and very softly, very gently, and very passionately kisses his lips with her her very luscious and alluring lips.“As you can see, my very sweet and lovely Miyamoto and myself has never had to live that life that most dysfunctional family members have to live, we has been very lucky to do most things that most dysfunctional family members only dreamed about doing, seeing the things that were worth seeing, experiencing the things that were worth experiencing, and living life that was worth living while traveling throughout the world. And as my very sweet and lovely Miyamoto, she has a particular intensive well-trained set of skills in international business etiquette and diplomatic protocol along with an excellent mixture of hand-to-hand combative martial arts that transforms her into very mysterious and seductive femme fatale temptress whose allure and charm will ensnare both men and women, often leading them into very compromising, very dangerous, and very deadly situations. Quite, The First Couple of Professional Wrestling, if you will. Together, my very sweet and lovely Miyamoto and my psychological mindset toughness outside of the squared-circle and the physiological skillset toughness inside of the squared-circle comes very naturally and is bar none second to none. Together, my very sweet and lovely Miyamoto and myself have always been at the very peak of physical and mental health. Together, we have always been at the very peak of physical and mental condition. And together, we have always been at the very peak of physical and mental fighting shape. All of which, this unique dynamic between my very sweet and lovely Miyamoto and myself transitions well with the cutthroat world of the WCF. . .”She lowers her RayBan sunglasses down her perfectly flawless nose on her angelic looking face showing off her intoxicating and incandescent almond shaped green eyes of the Goddess of the Rising Sun and a 21st century female samurai warrior known for her bravery and strength. “Am I unpredictable? Yes. Am I mentally unstable? Yes. Will I be extremely underestimated at WAR XVI? Most definitely, yes. People can label me whatever that they want and that makes me the most dangerous wrestler entered into WAR XVI. People will also say that I am not ready for this often extremely overhyped and overrated WAR XVI, now how hard is it to hype up a hostile crowd with only my mere presence back in the WCF? Not that hard as you can see. Now, just how hard can it really be to walk, or in my case strut, down the aisle and enter a squared-circle for WAR XVI? If you can walk and chew gum at the same time, then you are more than capable of being in WAR XVI. And how hard is it to be in the squared-circle where half the participants should be mopping up the blood, sweat, vomit, popcorn, and the beer of the very select few like Kyle Kemp, Sidney J. Warwick, Ethan King, Andre Holmes, David Sanchez, Mikey eXtreme, Gravedigger, Jayson Price, Bonnie Blue, Kevin Bishop, Jay Omega, FPV, Oblivion, Petrov, Biohazard, Adam Young, Steve Orbit, Odin Balfore, those other mystery participants, and a seductively handsome young fellow by the name of Shadowlove, who is a complete underdog, longshot, wildcard in these festivities, and where the winner of this War Match gets the opportunity to face either Steven Singh, Teo del Sol, or Jonathan Rabid for the WCF World Heavyweight Championship at ONE?. . .” She takes her proper place sitting on his lap and cradling against his muscular body and moving very little, never turning her head, or revealing any kind of expression that gives the viewing audience at home a clue as to her innermost thoughts. With the exception of a very sharp and penetrating affection and devilishly delicious, malevolent and pleasurable, mischievously smile coming from her very luscious and alluring lips while caressing his muscular chest with her fingers.She pauses. Then. . .Her intoxicating and incandescent almond shaped green eyes scans back and forth like The Terminator then focuses on the camera and looks into the eyes of the WCF Hierarchy, every wrestler in the back, and the WCF Galaxy watching at home and showing no emotion on her angelic looking face then slices her own throat from her left carotid artery to her right carotid artery with her right index finger and makes an imaginary blood explosion style gesture with her left hand.Then. . .She raises her RayBan sunglasses up her perfectly flawless nose on her angelic looking face while hiding her intoxicatingly, incandescent almond shaped green eyes with her middle finger. Disclaimer: The views and opinions expressed in this video are those of the current World Television Champion "The Handsome Halfbreed" Shadowlove and do not necessarily reflect the official policy or position of the United Championship Infinite.The big question will be, will current UCI World Heavyweight Champion Kevin Bishop follow suit and agree or disagree with the views and opinions expressed by the current UCI World Television Champion or will he, or won't he, sell out to this obvious "rival" organization once again?
More to come as this story escalates and the fake news warrants. . .
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Post by SHADOWLOVE on Sept 25, 2017 1:08:02 GMT -6
Sources very close to Weather McTiernan, host of the highly popular syndicated interview fake news show, Fair-Weather Friends once again are reporting that all the rumors and innuendo about current UCI World Television Champion, "The Handsome Half-breed" Shadowlove being knee deep in the middle of controversy with his appearance in the WCF 's WAR XVI in Tokyo, Japan on October 1st, 2017 can be substanuated by his follow up promo to his Infamous CM Punk style pipe bomb exploding in his stylistic shock and awe fashionable way all over the airwaves.
Earlier this evening Weather McTiernan received a second grainy bootlegged, pirated video of current UCI World Television Champion, "The Handsome Half-breed" Shadowlove's second video promo for WAR XVI being shown exclusively on the WCF Network. Once again, The UCI Network has digitally enhanced the image for the viewing audience watching at home. . .North East Okayama Prefecture On The Border Of Hyogo Prefecture, Japan...
The following takes place sometime after the events of last Sunday’s WCF Slam 400 and last Monday’s UCI Overload, sometime before the events of UCI Rite of Passage and WCF WAR XVI, and occur in real time sometime during the week of UCI Rite of Passage and before WAR XVI...The sound inside The Hariuddoburondo Dōjō was akin to the sun rising in the East and the sun setting in the West and resulting in a cutting-edge silent lucidity that was threatening, overpowering, and yet having a sense of subdued tranquility. The Hariuddoburondo Dōjō’s unseen audience was eerily hushed as if waiting for the curtain to rise upon a stage. In the absolute darkness, there was nothing to see except for the brightness of the sunlight cascading down through the octagon shaped atrium illuminating your favorite modern day charismatic and charming, egotistical, narcissistic, politically incorrect, felicitating, self-righteous, second-generation megalomaniac, apex predator, and current UCI World Television Champion, "The Handsome Half-breed" Shadowlove, sitting Indian-style, the wagon burning way and not the taxi driving way, with a stillness of serene authority, most prized by the Japanese, on the top rung of a 25ft. ladder in the center of the tatami floor amid training for his World Television Championship defense at Rite of Passage.His hands were interlocked in his classic masculine and modern mussed, razor-textured, choppy finished dark brown hair behind his head showing off his fighter's face while looking up into the cool, warmish, hot sun shining brightly through the octagon shaped atrium with an ice cold stare radiating from his sparkling blue eyes. He had a Blu electronic cigarette (product placement) in his mouth puffing and blowing out a series of vapor rings up into the air.His heart rate was a very relaxed 40 beats a minute as the oxygen in his blood helped the preternatural powers of his mind’s eye remain focused and alert to the surroundings around him. He seems to be enjoying the quiet, silent lucidity escapism from the rigmaroles of everyday life in the United Championship Infinite.He was stripped to the waist showing off the upper body of a Greek God, with washboard abs, in a newly fresh and crisp custom-made Calvin Klein stark liquid white leather trench-coat with fringe along with his custom-made Calvin Klein crocodile skinned pants and custom-made Calvin Klein alligator skinned boots. “VOODOO” by Godsmack starts to play on the Bose® (product placement) SoundTouch® (product placement) indoor/outdoor surround sound system.
And as if on cue. . . He flicks the Blu electronic cigarette into the camera and his low dusky voice rings out fully, with all the charm and charisma that one can muster, mister and gets down to the business of WAR XVI as he starts painting his masterpiece:“I’ve already got the fame, the fortune and the notoriety from all the rhetoric coming from these utterly unhealthy and obsessive lifestyles changes coming from these bigger-than-life whiney, umm, winning personalities, these dames to kill for, and these stranger than strange butt ugly and frightening imaginary monsters that the WCF is known for and that can already be found all over the sports entertainment business including the UCI on any given Sunday or Monday to last me for a lifetime. . .”His personal bodyguard/valet and “Fashionista Sensei”, Ms. Miyamoto, the simply ravishing femme fatale temptress, was standing statuesque with her arms crossed over her chest while leaning back against the 25ft. ladder in the center of the tatami floor.Her raven black hair was pulled back in a French braid showing off her angelic looking face with her eyes hidden behind a pair of RayBan sunglasses strategically placed on her perfectly flawless nose. Her attractively well-proportioned, slim, trim, toned body built for sin was encased in a in the most iconic Vantablack Montsuki & Forest Green Seven Deep-pleated Hakama. The pleats are said to represent the seven virtues of Bushidō, considered essential to the samurai way. Her sweet as honey, harmoniously hypnotizing, smooth as silk, smoky voice radiating through her alluring lips:“Meaningless threats have always been the modus operandi of the the WCF Hierarchy, every wrestler in the back, and the WCF Galaxy. They think that they can threaten your livelihood and that will somehow in their mediocre minds keep you on the edge of your seat in order to get you to agree with the status quo and obey the rules of engagement, especially to a very excessive degree with this very easily influenced and manipulated workforce that calls themselves the WCF 4 LYFE unless, of course, you're counting the countless of guest appearances these umm, lifers are making in the UCI 4 LYFE. . .”He runs his hands through his slicked back classic masculine and modern mussed, razor-textured, choppy finished dark brown hair and down his muscular chest, his washboard abs, the UCI World Television Championship fitting perfectly around his waist and flicks beads of fake sweat from off his fingers towards the camera.“They should save their meaningless threats for someone who really cares, but The Dub has always been filled with violent opposition with mediocre minds to paraphrase Albert Einstein. As these nearsighted myopic people can see, there is no one in the sports entertainment business that can unite an organization whether or not you are so desperately trying to be a face or so desperately trying to be heel in the sports entertainment business better than yours truly. That’s the difference between everyone participating in WAR XVI and my egotistical self-righteous son-of-a-bitch indignation. And that's what defines the UCI World Television Championship and that’s what will define the winner of WAR XVI and that’s what will define whoever faces either Steven Singh, Teo del Sol, or Jonathan Rabid for the WCF World Heavyweight Championship at ONE. . .”She can sense without looking, the fire burning in his sparkling blue eyes in a predatory manner that still shows how passionate he has become about competing in an organization that has always shown bitter resentment and righteous indignation towards everything that is representative in his very own existence even after becoming the UCI World Television Champion.“The WCF Hierarchy, every wrestler in the back, and the WCF Galaxy have always tried to manipulate and influence people into how they live their life inside and outside of the squared-circle thinking that this is some kind of popularity contest for Miss Congeniality that decides the winner of WAR XVI. It seems nothing has changed between the haves and the have nots in the grand scheme of things here in the WCF. They have always tried to manipulate and influence a person's individuality with their petty jealousies when telling people how to be representative of this very unclassy or classy organization. They have always questioned a person’s personal hygiene, their stylish fashion sense, the way they walk, the way they talk, telling them what they can say about the WCF, what the can’t say about the WCF, and telling them what they should say about the WCF, and what they shouldn't say about the WCF, as all very jealous, defensive, and insecure people are always programmed to do after you've been gone over a year and have gotten yourself over on the third-rate talent by just accepting a friendly invitation from the owner of the joint as an olive branch of goodwill to participate in WAR XVI . . .” He starts sliding down the top rung like, well, like a snake and creating locomotion through side-to-side movement and rectilinear progression, which allows him to seamlessly walk on his ribcage in what appears to be an optical illusion, and down the 25ft. ladder and onto the tatami floor.“They have already misunderstood, miscalculated, and underestimated the star power of my condescending confidence and antagonistic arrogance and ruthlessly manipulative and unscrupulous influential psychological mindset toughness outside of the squared-circle and physiological skillset toughness inside of the squared-circle that is tailor-made for WAR XVI with my all-around, well-balanced athleticism and rebellious guerrilla warfare. . .” She takes her proper place cradling against his muscular body and moving very little, never turning her head, or revealing any kind of expression that gives the viewing audience at home a clue as to her innermost thoughts, with the only exception being a very sharp and penetrating affection and devilishly delicious, malevolent and pleasurable, mischievously smile coming from her very luscious and alluring lips while caressing his muscular chest with her fingers.“The dark match masters of the WCF like Greg St. Matthew-san, Hank Herron-san, Leon Hayze-san, Bomber-san, Agimat-san, Bryan Devlin-san, the tag-teams of the Mop and Bucket Brigade, Tall, Tuff, & Stuff, The Very Big Alliance, Bishop-san, Priest-san, Bryan Devlin-san, Ded Memry-san, Joe Smarts-san, Jay West-san, Wolf-san, Caleb Ronan-san, Cliff of Doom-san, Biff Mustache-san, Matthew Drake-san, Biohazard-san, Johnny Alpha-san, and Bernard Core-san have reached their peak of performance in either the Alpha and tag-team division or early retirement stages of their career and have simply become only part of someone's inflated elimination count numbers at WAR XVI. . .” He looks down at the UCI World Television Championship still wrapped perfectly around his waist, upside down, so he can see his mirror image reflecting off the television screen of the UCI World Television Championship strap. Seems like this good looking guy is the number ONE mark on everyone's list in this organization and laughs to himself.“Holy Hajeet, I thought you were dead? If WAR XVI doesn't kill you, your taxi driving ways most definitely will. So, if anyone in the WCF is needing a ride after the show, I wouldn't accept any rides from the Royal Prince of Tripura and favorite part-time crash test dummy in wrestling. Hajeet is so popular that you may just end up like Princess Diana after the paparazzi were done chasing her down. Petrova is that really you or is this 2.0 or maybe 3.0 because yours truly destroyed your clone 2.0 last week in my first title defense in a match where my ring introduction lasted longer than our match. Petrova, I. . . must. . . break. . . vu. And just take look at the Alpha Champion, Luke Force on the Rise, pun intended, hmmm, well if Robbie the Robot could be a gay space robot in Lost in Space, then who am I one to judge your very questionable robotic B.O.B. lifestyle here in The Dub? Comparing the WCF Alpha Championship to the UCI World Television Championship is like the WCF serving near beer to the WCF Galaxy on Slam on a bi-weekly basis when and if you do defend that token title and the UCI that serves this very expense import to the UCI Fandom on a weekly basis on Overload. Lukewarm Force, you will never be the caliber of wrestler that yours truly was in this organization even with that novelty title that you are so very proud of around your waist. You really mean to tell everyone that the value of the once number 2 belt in this organization depreciated so much in over a year that it has now become simply just a novelty item for the dark match masters of this organization? Shit, happens, I guess, just like when our UCI Rising Stars Championship that David Sanchez wore around his waist went Intercontinental and he had to vacate it to run back here. Nice tribute to Mikey eXtreme, rhough. So when is the Mikey eXtreme Memorial Toilet Bowl Runneth Over Tournament beginning? Oh nevermind, I see that Lukewarm is the nugget that wouldn't flush now. Congrats. Yours truly never even had to have a Championship around my waist to Rise, pun intended, to the occasion when drawing any kind of real heat in this organization even with this UCI World Television Championship around my waist or even without it around my waist. . .”She starts caressing the UCI World Television Championship seductively with her fingers in a “Is Oblivion really monster enough to take this Championship from around “The Handsome Half-breed” Shadowlove-san’s waist at Rite of Passage this Monday night by climbing the latter? Then again, Jessica Buck or Jack Schlongson might get lucky and steal the spotlight by climbing the ladder as well” style gesture. “When Seth Lerch-san gave everyone in this organization two weeks to prepare for WAR XVI, The Handsome Half-breed Shadowlove-san doesn't have that lapse of luxury to rest on his laurels and need a fortnight to prepare for one of this second-rate organization's premier events. Not The Handsome Half-breed Shadowlove-san. He is set to defend the UCI World Television Championship at Rite of Passage in a Ladder Match against said Monster Legend, Oblivion-san, two of the lower class rejects that the WCF just signed, The Mop and Bucket Brigade, Red Dragon-san and Sah’ta Thor-san, who just happened to be former mediocre Television Champions. Red Dragon-san defeating Oblivion-san, yes, I know, that's what happens when a Monster Legend in his own mind no-shows for a match in the U. Then you have a mediocre talent, and mediocre is pushing the boundaries of sanity, Red Dragon-san losing to Sah’ta Thor-san. Then The Handsome Half-breed Shadowlove-san easily defeating Sah’ta Thor-san in his very own Wheel of Extreme match. Although, Sah’ta Thor’s career choices may be in jeopardy since trying to hostile take over a Championship that he made up himself and no sold it to the establishment after being defeated. He will fit right at home with you bunch. Then you have a more trashier version of myself and former Television Champion and former member of David Sanchez’ Syndicate, Hot as Fuck Jessica Buck. And finally you have the whiter Andre Holmes-san’s former Tag-team Champion partner, Jack Schlongson-san. Oblivion-san, you get the first shot at becoming a hero to these people if you defeat him by pinfall or submission at Rite of Passage. But, has any real kind of defeat ever really silenced The Handsome Half-breed Shadowlove-san? And if he loses the UCI World Television Championship at Rite of Passage then he loses the UCI World Television Championship at Rite of Passage. He never loses sleep when he wins and he never loses sleep when he loses. It will simply be just another day at the office in this hobby of ours, but mark my words, he will never go down without a fight and the memory of your encounter with The Handsome Half-breed Shadowlove-san will always be etched into your memory. And if he overcomes the insurmountable odds against him and surprises his critics by his showing and wins WAR XVI then the whole entire World of the WCF will suddenly come to a stop and will come crashing down like it did over a year ago down in old México. . .”She lowers her RayBan sunglasses down her perfectly flawless nose on her angelic looking face showing off her intoxicating and incandescent almond shaped green eyes of the Goddess of the Rising Sun and a 21st century female samurai warrior known for her bravery and strength and starts waving her index finger back and forth in a “No, no, no, not just yet” style gesture.“Oh Michael eXtreme, aren't you just a tad old to be called Mikey? You haven't been anything more than a cockroach In this organization ever since the WCF telenovela took place down in old México. We were indeed in a clusterfuck of a match with #beachkrew and out of that clusterfuck of a team, who exactly was the last man standing against Wade Moor, Jonathan Rabid, Jared Holmes, Andre Aquarius, Kyle Kemp and Dustin Beaver when they were in their prime and running roughshod in this organization? It sure the fuck wasn't you, Michael, you were busy being in one helluva clusterfuck Hillary versus Trump cockamamy storyline with Vengeance, now that's original. And it sure the hell wasn't anyone anyone else in that clusterfuck of a storylined match either. Yours truly was the only man standing and still managed to prove one thing, Michael, I proved to everyone in this organization that I can stand up on my own in that 6-on-1 clusterfuck beatdown and take my beating like a man from #beachkrew in their prime. I never bitched and moaned like you would've done under the same circumstance and that earned me, maybe not even an ounce of respect, but I earned a lot of self-respect in that clusterfuck of an opportunistic match. You know, I thought that I recognized you though, Michael, you were the King alright, your were that dude wearing a Burger King Crown on your head with a that lame assed Mikey name tag on your shirt, telling me, would you like some fries with that shake, sir? Now, I’m going to have it my way and I'm really gonna kick your sorry ass for fucking up everyone's order in the drive thru, you mutherfucker. . .”His sparkling blue eyes seem to start to glaze over with anger at the thought of everyone in The Dub being stiffed by Michael “Mikey” eXtreme at the drive thru at Burger King and then his eyes start to soften at the thought of those days gone by when #beachkrew were actually something to write home to mom about in this organization.“Kyle Kemp-san, what is that very meaningless repetitive catchphrase that you often spew out of your mouth to everyone you face? You have been this organization's People's Champion, a tag-team Champion, and even, yes, a UCI Television Champion. But you know who is better than you? You are better than you. You seem to defeat yourself just when things are going your way and when you just might step out of the shadow of Wade Moor-san, Jonathan Rabid-san, Andre Aquarius-san, Jared Holmes-san and Dustbin Beaver-san, you seem to always have an out of body experience and become like Jeff Purse-san when the pressure is on. And from what I hear about WAR XVI, you will be stepping into quite the pressure cooker. So, ladies and gentlemen of the WCF, the award for biggest choke artist of WAR XVI goes to, drum roll please, the 2017 Jeff Purse-san award for WAR XVI goes to Luke Force-san, in a landslide. Kyle Kemp-san, we respect your accomplishments but remember this, you’ve been in the squared-circle with The Handsome Half-breed Shadowlove-san on 3 separate occasions and you haven't been able to pin his shoulders to the mat or make him submit in any kind of match so you will be very unsuccessful in WAR XVI as well. . .” Suddenly, he seems to grab his left arm and seems to get light-headed and his sparkling blue eyes roll up into the back of his head. He wiggles and shakes and sighs and "Ice Tea" plunges back into the tatami floor and hopes that he “sold” the move to the viewing audience watching at home. He winks at the camera and rises back but as if nothing has happened. “Dag fucking Riddik at one time we had the hottest verbal feud going in this organization over the nuances of that fictitious International Championship. The WCF Hierarchy, every wrestler in the back, and the WCF Galaxy were chomping at the bit for this verbal feud to come to fruition but Seth Lerch and the gang had yours truly touted as the WCF Television Champion instead. Some would say that I would've easily defeated Stuart Slate but I still wasn't the brand name that I am today. So due to some behind the scenes decision making shenanigans, Tiffany White was crowned Television Champion due to her brand name recognition behind the scenes. Wink, wink. And you know all about it don't you, Francis Patrick Venerable? But business is business and Tiffany White was a flake. So The Dub must have been really been trying to keep their quota of having over achieving WCF World Heavyweight Champions. You had a good run on your feel good story of the year with your title reign until Jared Holmes ended the party. By the way, when Jared Holmes, Jonathan Rabid, and Wade Moor tried to breath life into the already past their prime #beachkrew storyline into the UCI, I’m just wondering why you hid from Jared and the boys backstage since you were the UCI backstage announcer and the former WCF World Heavyweight Champion that he defeated? I was in the squared-circle at the time with Jared, Jonathan, and Wade and they knew what I was capable of since our last encounter here,.Jared Holmes backed down when he looked me in my sparkling blue eyes and so will the World famous UCI backstage announcer and former WCF World Heavyweight Champion FPV. . .”A porcelain skinned Geisha wearing a Shimada-styled nihongami wig and a formal black kimonos, with her obi tied in the taiko style, enters the Dōjō and formally, ceremonially, and traditionally bows towards the simply ravishing femme fatale temptress. She helps the simply ravishing femme fatale temptress remove her most iconic Black Montsuki & Forest Green Seven Deep-pleated Hakama.“So, Sidney J. Warwick-san, you are this so-called, self-proclaimed resident keisatsu, keisatsu, or police, police of the WCF because you are the Omega Champion by defeating Mikey eXtreme Whipwreck is that right? Have you taken a good look at the marquee that reads Wrestling Championship Federation? The WCF Hierarchy, every wrestler in the back, and the WCF Galaxy has never been known for it's political correctness. When they did, they had to shut down for a couple of days and rethought their strategy. The sports entertainment business will never, never be politically correct, because the Son of God, not The God, but a God has better things to do on a Sunday night in Tokyo than to listen to your diatribe about racial prejudice, misogyny, homophobia, transphobia, and other forms of hatred directed towards oppressed people like an over-inflated and overrated third string quarterback like yourself thinking that you were the Colin Kaepernick-san of professional wrestling. You can stereotype The Handsome Half-breed Shadowlove-san and myself all that you want with your kindergarten cop theatrics because compared to The Handsome Halfbreed Shadowlove-san, Sidney J. Warwick-san is nothing but an Infomercial like the rest of these participants when you enter into the mind of one of the most misunderstood, miscalculated, and underestimated figures in sports entertainment history with his condescending confidence and antagonistic arrogance and ruthlessly manipulative and unscrupulous influential psychological mindset toughness outside of the squared-circle and physiological skillset toughness inside of the squared-circle. . .”He looks at his very sweet and lovely Miyamoto and for some odd reason he loses his train of thought. But before he does, he thinks to himself, “Maybe we should buy Sidney J. Warwick dinner before WAR XVI, because, he is definitely going to be mindfucked by one of the best.” Her attractively well-proportioned, slim, trim, toned body built for sin was encased in a form-fitting Stark White Under Armour: Armour Bra 2.0 Maximum Control Wire-Free Sports Bra with Vantablack Black Sequin Karate pants. She was barefoot with stark white tape wrapped around her feet and ankles and Vantablack tape wrapped around her hands like a mixed martial artist. Once finished, the porcelain skinned Geisha quietly fades back into the darkness of the Dōjō.“PERSONAL JESUS” by Depeche Mode starts to play on the Bose® (product placement) SoundTouch® (product placement) indoor/outdoor surround sound system.
He runs his fingers through his his classically masculine and modern mussed, razor-textured, choppy finished dark brown hair and making his hair perfect in super slow motion then raises his arms up and straight out to his sides and bows his head, as if, being crucified on a cross. And on the third day, Jesus, wept.“Yours truly wanted to prove one thing, and one thing only, when I returned to this organization. Yours truly proved that this organization is more afraid of the competition in the UCI rather than the competition in the UCI is afraid of anyone in this organization known as the WCF. . .” "HER STRUT" by Bob Seger & The Silver Bullet Band starts to play on the Bose® (product placement) SoundTouch® (product placement) indoor/outdoor surround sound system.
She exudes fantastic supermodel energy, moving at a regular and fairly slow pace by lifting and setting down each foot in turn, never having both feet off the ground at once, with a stiff, erect, and apparently arrogant and conceited "Strut" around him as if he was being crucified on the cross. She lowers her RayBan sunglasses down her perfectly flawless nose of her angelic looking face showing off her intoxicatingly, incandescent almond shaped green eyes, nodding in approval at such a Magnificent Specimen, while tapping a rolled-up copy of the Wall St. Journal in the palm of her Vantablack tape wrapped hand.She takes her proper place cradling against his muscular body and moving very little, never turning her head, or revealing any kind of expression that gives the viewing audience at home a clue as to her innermost thoughts with the exception of a very sharp and penetrating affection of a devilishly delicious, malevolent and pleasurable, mischievously smile coming from her very luscious and alluring lips as she starts caressing his muscular chest with her fingers."Mission, accomplished. . ."He slowly raises his head in super slow motion and double raises an eyebrows in mock amazement as his patented malevolent, tight wolfish, whiplash smile, slowly appearing on his lips showing off perfectly white even teeth on his chiseled fighter's face in a "You people know who I am. I believe, that I need no introduction. And for those of you that don't, I'm The Face Of The Franchise, the whole F’N Show, Mr. UCI, if you will, or whatever expletive that everyone in The Dub will want to put in front of my name. Where's Seth Lerch? You sent me an invitation to participate in WAR XVI and I will be there in live and in living color. Well, well, well, Adam Young, you were all set to face Zombie McMorris and myself at Beyond this past April for the Inaugural UCI Hypermedia Championship in a Triple-threat match and the so-called, self-proclaimed greatest of all time chicken shits out and does what all chicken shits do best. You chicken danced you way out of the match because you knew that you would've lost to Zombie McMorris or myself at Beyond. Yours truly will see you all very, very soon, for one night only, anyways, since I will be in the neighborhood for WAR XVI, mang!" Scott Hall stylistic shit-eating grin."Yours truly has proven to all Legends, Hall-of-Famers, Gods, and Scrubs of the WCF, that it doesn't take having the UCI World Television Championship around my waist when all you, professionals, had to do is take one good look into the mirror and know that all of you aren't even close to matching what I have done with my special guest appearance here in this organization. The fact of the matter is that yours truly didn't even have to say one word in this organization in order for all of you to have all your complete and undivided attention, I just had to show my seductive handsomeness with the UCI World Television Championship wrapped perfectly around my waist and you all came out to the middle of the street for a shootout but only one of use was shooting blanks. Well, you all do have that deer caught in the headlights stare going on in this organization. . ."He reaches inside his newly fresh and crisp custom-made Calvin Klein stark liquid white leather trench-coat with fringe and apparently appears to pull out some very stale cotton candy that you would find in every dog and pony act at some meaningless carney show and starts eating. See you soon, Jonathan Rabid.He looks down at the UCI World Television Championship still wrapped perfectly around his waist, upside down, and still sees the reflection of a seductively handsome young fellow staring right back at him on the television screen of the UCI World Television Championship strap and begins clicking his custom-made Calvin Klein alligator skinned boots together.There is no place like the UCI. . . There is no place like the UCI.Seems this seductively handsome young fellow is still the number ONE mark on everyone's list in this organization and in the UCI, lately. He laughs to himself and waves, “BUH-BYE!”He looks at his sweet and lovely Miyamoto took take them out until next time when they talk about the favorites to win WAR XVI, Odin Balfore, Steve Orbit, Jay Omega, Bonnie Blue, David Sanchez, Gravedigger, Andre Holmes, Ethan King, those other mysteriously well-known and unknown individuals that will very likely making an appearance, and that seductively handsome young fellow by the name of Shadowlove, who is a complete underdog, longshot, wildcard, and now a complete fan favorite in these festivities at WAR XVI in promo, part three.She pauses. Then. . .Her intoxicating and incandescent almond shaped green eyes scans back and forth like The Terminator then focuses on the camera and looks into the eyes of the WCF Hierarchy, every wrestler in the back, and the WCF Galaxy watching at home and showing no emotion on her angelic looking face then slices her own throat from her left carotid artery to her right carotid artery with her right index finger and makes an imaginary blood explosion style gesture with her left hand.Then. . .She raises her RayBan sunglasses up her perfectly flawless nose on her angelic looking face while hiding her intoxicatingly, incandescent almond shaped green eyes with her middle finger. Disclaimer: The views and opinions expressed in this video are those of the current World Television Champion "The Handsome Halfbreed" Shadowlove and do not necessarily reflect the official policy or position of the United Championship Infinite.With what has to be one the strongest Television Championship matches since Zombie McMorris' television title defense in that amazing UCI Hypermedia Championship/Television Championship Gauntlet Match at Summermania, will he or won't he be going into the "rival" promotion with the UCI World Television Championship still around his waist, or are the odds to great for him to overcome in what should be one of the most exciting Television Matches in UCI History?
What will be in store for the current UCI World Television Champion in his third and final promo scheduled sometime after the events of Rite of Passage? What questions will be asked and answered about this Superstar's future in the sports entertainment business?
More to come as this story escalates and the fake news warrants. . .
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Post by SHADOWLOVE on Sept 28, 2017 21:00:18 GMT -6
Sources very close to Weather McTiernan, host of the highly popular syndicated interview fake news show, Fair-Weather Friends once again are reporting that all the rumors and innuendo about former UCI World Television Champion, "The Handsome Half-breed" Shadowlove being still knee deep in the middle of controversy with his appearance in the WCF for WAR XVI in Tokyo, Japan on October 1st, 2017 even after losing the UCI World Television Championship at Rite of Passage can be substanuated by his follow up to his two previous promos exploding in his stylistic a shock and awe fashionable way all over the airwaves that winning or losing never effects this great opportunistic illusionist athlete especially when the odds are against him and his future looks grim.
Earlier this evening Weather McTiernan received a second grainy bootlegged, pirated video of former UCI World Television Champion, "The Handsome Half-breed" Shadowlove's third and final video promo for WAR XVI being shown exclusively on the WCF Network. Once again, The UCI Network has digitally enhanced the image for the viewing audience watching at home. . . Outside the Tokyo Dome located in the special ward of Bunkyō inside the Tokyo Prefecture...The following takes place sometime after the events of UCI Rite of Passage and before WCF WAR XVI, and occur in real time some day after UCI Rite of Passage and some the day before WAR XVI...A sophisticatedly carbon fibre and premium Ducati Diavel 1198cc Testastretta 11° Dual Spark V-twin high performance motorcycle, with slick Zircotec-coated dual exhaust pipes and Marchesini wheels, was parked nearby the front entrance of the Tokyo Dome.Laying back on the Vantablack dual leather seat, relaxing, with Vantablack fingerless gloved hands interlocked behind a Vantablack carbon AGV Pista GP Helmet was a gracefully sensuous petite, yet dignified, silhouette, that spoke wonders for the female form.Her attractively well-proportioned, slim, trim, toned body built for sin was dressed for success in a form-fitting Dainese Mike lady Vantablack leather jacket, a form-fitting Dainese Alien Vantablack leather pants, and Vantablack SIDI Adventure Gore-Tex boots. The Vantablack SIDI Adventure Gore-Tex boots are perched up on the Rizoma Handlebars and crossed at the ankles in front of her.A stark white stretch limousine, with a 10” lift and 38” rims and the toughest, most versatile off-road tires ever made, 38.5X14.50X15C Interco Super Swamper TSL/SX Bias-Ply tires with Vantablack mud flaps with a 3 1/2" by 2 1/4" chrome sexy cowgirl insignia and personalized license plate “Hariuddoburondo”, intertwines its way through the wet soaked streets of nearby Tokyo Dome City Attraction and comes to a stop next to the sophisticatedly carbon fibre and premium Ducati Diavel 1198cc Testastretta 11° Dual Spark V-twin high performance motorcycle.A Japanese chauffeur, black chauffeur hat, jet-black crew-cut hair, sunglasses, custom-made black Giorgio Armani business suit, opens the rear passenger door. A couple of salty looking Japanese dudes named Kyodai and Shatei, known as the bodyguard duo of Black Rain, both sporting jet-black crew-cut hair, sunglasses, custom-made black Giorgio Armani business suits appear out of nowhere in the open rear passenger door and tosses out what appears to be a double extra-large overstuffed black and grey Gucci GG Supreme microfiber fabric garment bag.The double extra-large overstuffed black and grey Gucci GG Supreme microfiber fabric garment bag lands with a thud. . .As the stark white stretch limousine, with a 10” lift and 38” rims and the toughest, most versatile off-road tires ever made, 38.5X14.50X15C Interco Super Swamper TSL/SX Bias-Ply tires with Vantablack mud flaps with a 3 1/2" by 2 1/4" chrome sexy cowgirl insignia and personalized license plate “Hariuddoburondo” leaves the scene of the crime that is about to be committed, the gracefully sensuous petite, yet dignified, silhouette swings and pirouettes her leg, with catlike precision, over the Ducati Diavel 240/45 ZR17 Pirelli Diablo Rosso II with Marchesini forged and machined, 8.00 x 17, 10-spoke tire. She removes the Vantablack carbon AGV Pista GP Helmet with Vantablack fingerless gloves revealing the Infamous Superstar's personal bodyguard/valet and “Fashionista Sensei”, Ms. Miyamoto. Her sweet as honey, harmoniously hypnotizing, smooth as silk, smoky voice radiating through her alluring lips:"One of the biggest fears that the WCF and the UCI shares is having an open microphone around one of the most opinionated, obnoxious, self-righteous individuals in all of the sports entertainment business. Just look how easily he brought back peace to the Middle East with his no nonsense tell it like it is voice of the silent, unsilent majority in all of the sports entertainment business by proving to all Legends, Hall-of-Famers, Gods, and Scrubs of the WCF that The Handsome Half-breed Shadowlove-san has never backed down from a good fight even though the odds are stacked against him in WAR XVI. . ." Her raven black hair was pulled back in a French braid showing off her angelic looking face with her intoxicatingly, incandescent almond shaped green eyes hidden behind a pair of RayBan sunglasses placed on her perfectly flawless nose and focuses on the extra-large overstuffed black and grey Gucci GG Supreme microfiber fabric garment bag. "Meanwhile, other certain unimportant so-called, self-proclaimed favorite brand named individuals in the WCF have come out here all full of piss and vinegar and getting their panties in a bunch when trying to impress the masses with their sugar-coated shoot about their weak and pitiful careers in this organization in order to just survive WAR XVI. The Handsome Half-breed Shadowlove-san looked at the list of those participants cut out all the loose meaningless dumpster divers in this organization and put himself on at the top of Seth Lerch-san’s V.I.P. list. And you can see why everyone has fallen flat on their face, considering the source, because they are very ill-advised and ill-prepared for the true nuances of what it truly means to be in an all out WAR for the survival of the fittest just to earn the right and privileged to battle for the WCF World Heavyweight Championship at ONE against a man that who has truly been battle tested throughout his career. . .” And as if on cue. . .The extra-large overstuffed black and grey Gucci GG Supreme microfiber fabric garment bag that landed with a thud mysteriously and almost miraculously comes to life and slowly unzips itself. . .Your favorite modern day charismatic and charming, egotistical, narcissistic, politically incorrect, felicitating, self-righteous, second-generation megalomaniac, apex predator and FORMER UCI World Television Champion, "The Handsome Half-breed" Shadowlove, rises up out of the double extra-large overstuffed black and grey Gucci GG Supreme microfiber fabric garment that bag and adding just a tad more touch of class to the festivities of WAR XVI. Quietly, to himself, he appears to be lip syncing a song, “WANTED: DEAD OR ALIVE” by Bon Jovi that he was listening to on his (product placement) custom-made special edition Beats Studio gloss white wireless headphone:His classically masculine and modern mussed, razor-textured, choppy finished dark brown hair was showing off his chiseled fighter's face with an ice cold stare radiating from his sparkling blue eyes. He was stripped to the waist showing off the upper body of a Greek God, with washboard abs, in a newly fresh and crisp custom-made Calvin Klein stark liquid white leather trench-coat with fringe along with his custom-made Calvin Klein crocodile skinned pants and custom-made Calvin Klein alligator skinned boots.His heart rate was a very relaxed 40 beats a minute as the oxygen in his blood helped the preternatural powers of his mind’s eye remain focused and alert to the surroundings around him. He seems to be enjoying the quiet, silent lucidity escapism from the rigmaroles of everyday life in the United Championship Infinite. He puts a Blu electronic cigarette (product placement) in his mouth and starts puffing and blowing out a series of vapor rings up into the air.Was he really willing to sacrifice the UCI World Television Championship to send a message to the WCF that he was willing to do anything he could when he gave The Dark Gift to the Monster Legend Oblivion on a ladder at Rite of Passage? He looks down and doesn't see the UCI World Television Championship wrapped perfectly around his waist. You better believe it, my friends.He flicks the Blu electronic cigarette into the camera and his low dusky voice rings out fully, with all the charm and charisma that one can muster, mister and gets down to the business of WAR XVI as he starts painting his masterpiece:“Oh shit, you really mean to tell me that all this wasn't really all just a dream and I’m not hot off the Love Boat, no pun intended, as a very special guest star that doesn't have to hide in the back with all the other special guest stars of the WCF in the green room? I hope that Lo. . .not again, doesn’t spoil the surprise, but the Tokyo Dome and the Dub are running short on wieners around here lately. Yours truly has returned to this organization as one amped up, adrenaline rush, high-octane buzz-saw junkie and the WCF is still getting buzzed off my breath. Even the UCI has disavowed any knowledge of my existence ever since I embarked on this damn fool and nearly impossible mission as the former UCI World Television Champion. But sometimes, just sometimes, you need to take some advice from Risky Business and realize that there comes a time in your life when you just have to stop and say what the fuck and just go for it. . .” She lowers her RayBan sunglasses down her perfectly flawless nose of her angelic looking face showing off her intoxicatingly, incandescent almond shaped green eyes, nodding in approval at such a Magnificent Specimen, while tapping a rolled-up copy of the Wall St. Journal in the palm of her Vantablack fingerless gloved hand.“The Handsome Halfbreed Shadowlove-san has always been a smoke and mirror opportunistic illusionist throughout his sports entertainment business career and it is that illusion that has made each and everyone of you in this organization lose your mind and misunderstood, miscalculated, and underestimated the star power of his condescending confidence and antagonistic arrogance and ruthlessly manipulative and unscrupulous influential psychological mindset toughness outside of the squared-circle and physiological skillset toughness inside of the squared-circle and that is tailor-made for WAR XVI with his all-around, well-balanced athleticism and rebellious guerrilla warfare. Luke Force-san was completely over matched and everyone in this organization knew it when he tried to interrupt a conversation between friends like Jonathan Rabid-san and The Handsome Half-breed Shadowlove-san on WCF social media. And if Luke Force-san makes the most critical mistake of his WCF career, his reign as Alpha Champion will be short lived, if he comes and searches out The Handsome Half-breed Shadowlove-san at WAR XVI. The Handsome Half-breed Shadowlove-san will simply end him for high stepping knée deep into something that he truly doesn't understand about his prior predisposition in this organization just like the rest of the dark match masters of the WCF that we have previously mentioned in our prior promotions for WAR XVI. . .”His patented malevolent, tight wolfish, whiplash smile, slowly appearing on his lips showing off perfectly white even teeth on his chiseled fighter's face in a “I have the one thing that every man, woman, and child fears, my sweet and lovely Miyamoto. And I will take you to the one place that everyone fears and deliver upon you, The Dark Gift. You see, The Dark Gift isn't like any other finisher in the sports entertainment business. Oh, no, some people need a handful of finishers just to survive WAR XVI. But why, when all you only need is just ONE. ONE to win WAR XVI. The Dark Gift is that living, breathing omnipotence, omnipresence, omniscience and truly ostentatious indulgence when it takes on a life of its own and simply ends each and everyone of you, just like you never even existed at WAR XVI” Jake The Snake Roberts stylistic shit-eating grin.“Yours truly won the UCI World Television Championship to appease my Father's legacy, now the time has come to appease my legacy as the winner of WAR XVI and challenge either Steven Singh, Teo del Sol, or Jonathan Rabid for the WCF World Heavyweight Championship at ONE. Am I a Dark Horse? Well, I’d say more of the Bronze Wildcard myself since I'm not like everyone else in The Dub that has been storylined into the process of elimination and more of an Outsider, than say, an Insider, which suits me perfectly fine. That said, Gravedigger, I’ve heard of your Legend when I was like 15 years old walking on the runways of New York, Paris, Milan and even here in Tokyo. What were you then, 45, 50 years old when you became one of the most intimidating WCF World Heavyweight Champions of all time or was that some just kind of Monster Truck Rally? And now just look at you becoming ancient history in this organization as the People's Champion right before my sparkling blue eyes. Kind of sad, really, seeing a Legend not knowing when to call it quits to a once great wrestling career by becoming quite the disappointment in the hearts of the true die-hard fans because you sold out your badass freakarella reputation for the sake of being governed of the people, for the people, by the people. It is very shameless to see how many times that you need to be dusted off the shelf old man when asked to save this pitiful organization, Gravedigger. You don't really intimate me Gravedigger, I’ve grown up around the sports entertainment business all my life, I've seen what true monsters that take a bump in the night can do when they are way past their prime and I’m really that not impressed with you, my friend. . .” She takes her proper place cradling against his muscular body and moving very little, never turning her head, or revealing any kind of expression that gives the viewing audience at home a clue as to her innermost thoughts. With the exception of a very sharp and penetrating affection of a devilishly delicious, malevolent and pleasurable, mischievously smile coming from her very luscious and alluring lips as she starts caressing his muscular chest with her fingers.“I am not one to name drop the names of people that The Handsome Half-breed Shadowlove-san have been in the squared-circle with that have threatened to end his wrestling and modeling careers. Some names are even Legendary and some names are your friends, Gravedigger-san. The Handsome Half-breed Shadowlove-san has proven his worth, over and over again, in this organization and in the current organization where he resides as one of the original central foundational cornerstones in the birth, growth, development, and preservation of the United Championship Infinite. You have never faced a Rembrandt painting, a picture perfect design with the star power of his condescending confidence and antagonistic arrogance and ruthlessly manipulative and unscrupulous influential psychological mindset toughness outside of the squared-circle and physiological skillset toughness inside of the squared-circle that is tailor-made for WAR XVI with his all-around, well-balanced athleticism and rebellious guerrilla warfare. There won't be any need to look over your shoulder when looking for him at WAR XVI, you want a war, you will have a war that will shake the very foundations of both the WCF and the UCI for years to come, my friend, he will see you very, very, very soon in the squared-circle. MS-13 no tiene nada en tu día favorito moderno carismático y encantador, egoísta, narcisista, políticamente incorrecto, felicitante, autojustificado, de segunda generación depredador megalomaníaco y ápice, El Apuesto Mestizo Shadowlove-san. . .”“WILD SIDE" by Mötley Crüe starts to play on the Bose® (product placement) SoundTouch® (product placement) indoor/outdoor surround sound system.
He starts to stripping off his newly fresh and crisp custom-made Calvin Klein stark liquid white leather trench-coat with fringe like a Chippendale's dancer and spinning his newly fresh and crisp custom-made Calvin Klein stark liquid white leather trench-coat with fringe around him like a Matador in a bull ring and throwing in up into the air.“Oh Kevin Bishop-san, how your weak-mindedness still likes to play tricks are for kids with you even still after The Handsome Half-breed Shadowlove-san mindfucked, pardon my French, you when he was still recovering from his injuries at the hands of Bonnie Blue. You can smirk all you want, puff out your chest, spew your stupidity, you lost the UCI World Heavyweight Championship because you WERE focused on this second-rate organization. Why? Because your heart isn't really into being representative of the UCI brand like the true two-faced hypocrite wants everyone to believe. You will never have the swagger of The Face Of The Franchise, The Whole F’N Show, Mr. UCI, if you will, or whatever expletive that the Dub and the UCI to put in front his name even with or without having the any kind of trinkets of gold wrapped perfectly around his waist because you have always missed the cheers of the WCF Hierarchy, every wrestler in the back, and the WCF Galaxy. You keep on talking about bragging rights and helping the UCI escape the shadow of the WCF but even with your escapism from reality, you will never escape the walking shadow of The Handsome Half-breed Shadowlove-san. . .”Possessing superior strength, and durability creating bursts of cyclonic proportions, he tornado spins, like The Tasmanian Devil, going "Looney Tunes”, around the sophisticatedly carbon fibre and premium Ducati Diavel 1198cc Testastretta 11° Dual Spark V-twin high performance motorcycle and back in front of his sweet and lovely Miyamoto.“You see, Little Big Man Kevin Bishop, your conclusions have always been wrong, the WCF will always be part of the UCI, and vice-versa, no matter how much that your plague of stupidity rants and raves in the UCI about wanting to escape the WCF shadow. The Dub is in the UCI DNA, just as much as the UCI is in the WCF DNA. No matter how desperately you want to try to separate these conjoined twins for only your own benefit of survival, the good and bad pride and prejudice deep-seated hatred that our two dysfunctional families have for one another will never dry up and blow away in the wind. When the WCF brand names had to come crawling back to save this second-rate organization, the UCI survived and thrived on our own without those Legends. And still does to this day. The WCF might be older, but that doesn't mean that the WCF is better than the UCI. That is just the nature of the beast. You were so damn close Little Big Man Kev, so damn close to become a Living Legend in both organizations, but you’ve kept your delusions of grandeur of this, this UCI vs WCF World Heavyweight Championship Supercard Pipe Dream Match at ONE trying to become some kind of hero after you defeated Bonnie Blue to recapture the UCI World Heavyweight Championship but look at you now, that Zombie McMorris has left you defeated. That fallacy will never happen because you never took my advice after yours truly owned your career from day one in the UCI. . .”He starts to perform a lap dance for his sweet and lovely Miyamoto, without making body contact, bumping and grinding and shaking his hips in a very, very adult way like Elvis Presley, back in the day.“David Sanchez might have destroyed the myth of Kevin Bishop in the WCF but you are looking at the person that fucking totally destroyed your plague of stupidity in the UCI and sent you into early retirement for some psychiatric help after Bonnie listen to the advice coming from my star power of my condescending confidence and antagonistic arrogance and ruthlessly manipulative and unscrupulous influential psychological mindset toughness outside of the squared-circle. Once a hypocrite always a hypocrite has always been and will always be the Kevin Bishop mantra no matter what kind of façade that you try to hide on the outside because YOU know, The DUB knows, and the UCI knows that you are and will always be MY BITCH on the inside and I will be the one bitch slapping you down inside and out and pimping you out to the rest of the participants free of charge at WAR XVI. No matter how much that you want fade in or fade out packaging and repackaging yourself in the WCF and the UCI, your plague of stupidity reputation in the sports entertainment business will always be FUCKED over thanks to yours truly. . .”She snaps her fingers. Suddenly, in KRAMER style move; twirling twice and performing a 7.3 on the Richter scale triple take as if coming through a door, on what seems to be coming down from the "sugar" rush high, he stops in his tracks in front to her and drops to one knee in a Tim Tebow-esque style pose letting his equilibrium catch up to him.“You’re looking at the only man in this organization that would make the WCF Hierarchy, every wrestler in the back, and the WCF Galaxy cheer for the man synonymous with almost destroying WCF, Logan-san, because they are so hard up for someone to try to shut his boodleup because all the other Legends, Hall-of-Famers, Gods, and Scrubs of the WCF want to keep things status quo in this organization and wouldn't even have the cojones to even try to stand toe-to-toe and face-to-face in the squared-circle with the only person that stands for change at WAR XVI. Has the WCF even had a true World Heavyweight Champion since that México Screwjob when Logan-san swerved what was once a respectable legacy of Joey Flash-san after he defeated Dune-san at WAR XIV and and then was legitimately defeated Jason O'Neal-san? FVP-san, really? Jared Holmes-san, really? Dion Necurat-san, oh really? He had to come to the UCI to try to legitimize Kevin Bishop-san then begged for someone to give him a ring entrance and guess who he had bow down and crawl on all fours when we gave him our director’s cut version of his WCF ring entrance. And now a barred Steven Singh-san is the current WCF World Heavyweight Champion? Seth Lerch-san and his gimmicky wrestling productions. It will be quite fitting to pay tribute to Ralph Kramden by sending Jay Omega-san into Steve Orbit-san to pay the Jayson Price-san back in a wow, bang, bam, boom, zoom to the moon, WCF production value. Why? Why not?. . .” She catches the his newly fresh and crisp custom-made Calvin Klein stark liquid white leather trench-coat with fringe with Bushidō catlike reflex precision and drapes the his newly fresh and crisp custom-made Calvin Klein stark liquid white leather trench-coat over his shoulders like James Brown.“Since The Handsome Half-breed Shadowlove-san has alienated pretty much everyone in this organization upon his return, why the hell, pardon my French, not Corey Black-san on his farewell tour? Speaking of which, a very talented “space tranny” named L Verez just laid out Corey on his welcome to the UCI tour that Corey is currently on as the UCI Hypermedia Champion. Hmmm, yet, another one of these Legends making a cross over into the UCI. Amazing or just hypocritical? That says a lot for him in this match with Jonny Fly-san since. . . well you know, since it’s Corey’s Retirement Tour? Now, Corey, The Handsome Half-breed Shadowlove-san’s here on your turf, you got home field advantage, come on out to the squared-circle if you have anything left in the tank after Fly. He will welcome you with open arms with The Dark Gift and end your WCF Retirement Tour on a high note. Just ask the Monster Legend Oblivion about The Dark Gift on the ladder, IT was absolutely marvelous. IT got it’s bell rung on the ladder. And IT will fall once again to The Dark Gift. And now we have the only current member of the UCI family paying a visit to WAR XVI as a the only UCI Champion left, Bonnie Blue, UCI Tag-team Champion and other than Andre Holmes, the most critically acclaimed UCI Champion, leader of The Guardians, stereotypical girl you want to take home to mom with a touch of genetic super freak between the sheets. She knows what The Handsome Half-breed Shadowlove-san is very capable of and he knows what she are very capable of in the squared-circle. He will always have her back because she brings the good out in him just as he brings the bad out in her when they are in the squared-circle together. But there will be a point when you will be given The Dark Gift indiscriminately as well. . .”He slowly raises his head in super slow motion and double raises an eyebrows in mock amazement as his patented malevolent, tight wolfish, whiplash smile, slowly appearing on his lips showing off perfectly white even teeth on his chiseled fighter's face in a “That is why The Face Of The Franchise, The Whole ‘F'N’ Show, Mr. UCI, or whatever expletive that everyone wants to put in front of my name whiplash smile just charms the hell out of everyone in the WCF and UCI” shit-eating grin.“The final four that will fortunately or unfortunately be in the squared-circle once the smoke has cleared in WAR XVI are four people with the last remaining dark horse will be four people that yours truly has the upmost respect for in the sports entertainment business. Odin Balfore, your list of accomplishments although quite impressive in the squared-circle, your list of record eliminations in last year's WAR XV is a matter of interpretation and quite an eclectic group of Legends, Hall-of-Famers, Gods, and mostly Scrubs of the WCF, if I must say so myself. After Logan, Steve Orbit, Jayson Price, and FPV, you have quite a who's who list of mostly Scrubs. This should be very interesting and more interesting match-up that you had in that post-México WAR XV debacle with those record-setting third-rate talent that you faced last year. The All Father, who art in nowhere, how will it be in thy squared-circle against a Son of God, not The God, but A God at War XIV? Thy kingdom crumbles. . .”He climbs on the sophisticatedly carbon fibre and premium Ducati Diavel 1198cc Testastretta 11° Dual Spark V-twin high performance motorcycle, with slick Zircotec-coated dual exhaust pipes and Marchesini wheels.“Andre Holmes pleased to meet you, although the last time we met in the squared-circle, you weren't, how shall I put this, not so extra crispy. You are the only one of the four that has been in the squared-circle with me and actually won twice. But not so fast my friend, you have never defeated me by either pinfall or submission in your entire career and you never will. You've always made your relentless reputation in the WCF and the UCI on Chick-fights throughout your career. So does that mean that Jack Schlongson was right about you all along when he teamed with you to win the Tag-team Championship against The Guardians, you’re, how can I put this delicately for you and your family, you're now this Krispy Kreme Mulatto Jumbo grey-colored Chick with a Dick, and I don't mean with Jayson Price, trying to avoid those deep-seated, racial prejudices and stereotypes in The UCI?. . .”The immense and incredibly powerful distinct sound from a Ducati 1198cc Testastretta 11° Dual Spark V-twin world-beating engine can be heard coming to life, echoing throughout the special ward of Bunkyō inside the Tokyo Prefecture.“David Sanchez, so we finally meet in the squared-circle as adversaries instead of teammates when we defeated Jay Omega and Dustin Beaver. You went from being a Mayor, I see, climbing Everest. Now Everest might be the highest mountain to climb, but I've always chosen the most hardest and most difficult and most challenging K-2 mountains to climb, that is why yours truly is here. What fun is it to take the easy route in your career, David? Besides, you chose to run back to this organization instead of facing me or Alex Richards in the squared-circle when you pussied out and bitched and moaned because you didn't get your way when you were the UCI Intercontinental Champion. You were good but you weren't good enough to be fast tracked into the UCI World Heavyweight Championship picture like I was after you took the cowardly way out. When I took your spot, I turned Alex Richards into a real World Champion by having one of the Top 5 matches of the year in the UCI. . .”She swings and pirouettes her leg with Bushidō catlike precision and straddles the Vantablack dual leather seat behind him wrapping her arms around his muscular chest and her legs around his waist like a black widow spider.“Ethan King, you are the odds-on favorite to win WAR XVI and that deserves my respect. You fully understand the star power of my condescending confidence and antagonistic arrogance and ruthlessly manipulative and unscrupulous influential psychological mindset toughness outside of the squared-circle and physiological skillset toughness inside of the squared-circle that is tailor-made for WAR XVI with my all-around, well-balanced athleticism and rebellious guerrilla warfare and that makes me your biggest threat. With our similarities who in their right mind doesn't want to see the odds-on favorite take on the odd on favorite versus the biggest underdog, the biggest longshot, the biggest wildcard, the biggest Dark Horse, the biggest WCF Hierarchy, every wrestler in the back, and the WCF Galaxy most favorite modern day charismatic and charming, egotistical, narcissistic, politically incorrect, felicitating, self-righteous, second-generation megalomaniac, apex predator, "The Handsome Half-breed" Shadowlove, one of the original central foundational cornerstones in the birth, growth, development, and preservation of the United Championship Infinite for the honor, the right, and the privilege to face Steve, Teo del Sol, or Jonathan Rabid for the WCF World Heavyweight Championship at ONE. . .” She pauses. Then. . .Her intoxicating and incandescent almond shaped green eyes scans back and forth like The Terminator then focuses on the camera and looks into the eyes of the WCF Hierarchy, every wrestler in the back, and the WCF Galaxy watching at home and showing no emotion on her angelic looking face then slices her own throat from her left carotid artery to her right carotid artery with her right index finger and makes an imaginary blood explosion style gesture with her left hand.Then. . .She raises her RayBan sunglasses up her perfectly flawless nose on her angelic looking face while hiding her intoxicatingly, incandescent almond shaped green eyes with her middle finger.
UCI 4 LYFE! “FREEBIRD” by Lynyrd Skynyrd starts to play on the Bose® (product placement) SoundTouch® (product placement) outdoor surround sound system.
THIS IS THE END, MY ONLY FRIEND. . . THE END!Disclaimer: The views and opinions expressed in this video are those of the current World Television Champion "The Handsome Halfbreed" Shadowlove and do not necessarily reflect the official policy or position of the United Championship Infinite.
Have the questions about his loyalties to the United Championship Infinite finally been put to rest and your favorite modern day charismatic and charming, egotistical, narcissistic, politically incorrect, felicitating, self-righteous, second-generation megalomaniac and apex predator is in fact truly one of the original central foundational cornerstones in the birth, growth, development, and preservation of the United Championship Infinite? And "The Handsome Half-breed" Shadowlove is. . .
UCI 4 LYFE!
More to come as stories escalates and the fake news warrants. . .
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