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Post by Results on Sept 12, 2017 23:00:12 GMT -6
Introduction
After the introductory Overload vignette has ended, the camera introduces the shot to a sequence of fireworks from the stage. The camera then pans over the asian audience since Monday Night Overload is taking place at the Capital Indoor Stadium of Beijing, China. It then shows Jimmy Garcia, Gravedigger and Sebastian Reid seated behind the announce table.
Jimmy Garcia: Ladies and Gentlemen! Welcome to another episode of Monday Night Overload live in the Capital Indoor Stadium here in Beijing, China! I am Jimmy Garcia alongside my commentating partners, Gravedigger and Sebastian Reid. Tonight we have an action packed card including our huge main event.
Sebastian Reid: That’s right. We have the current UCI Tag Team Champions, Kaz Mazy and Zombie McMorris of Z.W.O, facing off against The Guardians, Bonnie Blue and Alex Richards, against Jack Schlongson and Biff Bustache in a Triple Threat Tag Team Main Event match!
Gravedigger: But! The REAL main event is Kevin Bishop, our defending and current reigning UCI World Heavyweight Champion, facing off against Preecha Kamon. Destroying another no name in the mix which I approve of.
Sebastian Reid: Oh really, did they approve of you dressing like Pai Mei?
Gravedigger: Hey, me and Pai Mei got something in common. We’re Chinese and we despise the damn Japs!
Jimmy Garcia: Well, Pai Mei is actually-
Andre Jenson is sitting at his desk backstage in China. He polishes his name plaque on his shared desk, and then cleans Teo’s. He sighs as Vincent Pryde knocks and walks through the door.
Pryde: How do boss? You got a sec?
Jenson smiles and invites Pryde to sit.
Jenson: How can I help?
Pryde: Well, you see, I’ve always had admiration for you, and Teo. The gents were one of the most important tag teams in history and one of the main reasons i came to UCI.
Jenson: Er, well, thanks. That’s nice of you. Er. Have a cookie.
Jenson hands out a jar full of cookies to Pryde, this odd display of gratitude making Pryde momentarily look confused.
Pryde: Thanks. As I was saying.
Pryde bites into the cookie
Pryde: Damn fella, that’s a good cookie.
Jenson: I know right! Lambas cookies. Elves right? You can eat like a hundred of those and you’ll only get stage 1 diabetes.
Pryde: That’s good to know. Anyway, as I was saying. The GENTS are just one of my all time favourites.
Jenson: Thanks.
Pryde: No problem. As you are a talent specialist, I wanna run a few people by you.
Jenson: We’ve got no vacancies right now.
Pryde: Well, I seem to remember a particular Intercontinental champion is no longer here, I got the perfect guy to replace him.
Jenson: As champion? Look, I don’t…
Pryde: No, not as champion. Just the spot is now open and.
Jenson: Good, he couldn’t be champion. We have no Intercontinental division now. Sam owns the title and the name of the division. We can’t even set up a new one in its place. Sam’s lawyers are really, really good.
Pryde: Yes I.
Jenson: I mean, ridiculously good. You know I have all the money in the world and I thought my lawyers were good, but man. I should have thought about those Hollywood Lawyers.
Pryde: They are really good.
Jenson: Yeah, I can’t believe our guys missed the fine print. It was written in an obscure dialect of Latin in one of the glossary terms. Very clever. Sorry, you wanted me for something
Pryde: Well, yeah. Have you ever heard of Ralph Grossie?
Jenson: No. Should I have?
Pryde: Should you have? Man, as a talent specialist I’d be all over that guy! He’s called the Human Vomit. He’s called that for a reason!
Jenson: Because of his sick skills?
Pryde looks for all the world as that’s the last reason in the world that that’s why he’s called that At least it gives him a reason to not tell him exactly why.
Pryde: Er… Yeah. Of course, that’s it completely. No other reason at all. He’s great. I got a tape of him if you wanna watch it?
Jenson: I’d love to man, but I can’t at the mo.
Pryde: C’Mon, It’ll only take like 1 minute.
Jenson: No, I mean I literally can’t. TV is broke. You’d think one of the tech guys out there would be able to fix it but they’re apparently too busy filming a show or something. I tried to mend it with a wand of fixing. It didn’t work. Just leave it with me, I’ll look at it.
Pryde: OK, well, if he’s not your style then I also have Jobber Dave.
Jenson: Jobber Dave?
Pryde: Yeah, he saved a bunch of orphans in Tijuana. Teo knows what’s up.
Jenson: And Jobber Dave is good enough to fill the spot that our Intercontinental Champion was filling?
Pryde: Well, yeah. I mean he’s good enough to fight Sam for that title. It’s one of the major reasons Sam is thinking about signing for us.
Jenson: Say what?
Pryde: Sam Kidsgrove. Now he’s a free agent we’ve been discussing how he’d fit in NBW. An epic feud with Jobber Dave for the Intercontinental Title would be so much bank. Sam is excited to fight him.
Jenson looks at Pryde with a penetrating stare for a while.
Jenson: Oh really?
Pryde: Really, why would I lie? Sam isn’t too happy that Spencer fired him. He’s not happy with you for not doing more to stop him from doing it. He’s very angry right now.
Jenson: Why don’t we call him now? I don’t want.
Pryde: No, no. It’s fruitless. Sam isn’t going to answer. In fact he changed his number. Said he doesn’t want anything to do with “That UCI lot”
Pryde says this last statement while air quoting. He takes another bite of the cookie.
Jenson: That doesn’t sound like him at all.
Pryde: What can I say? Hollywood types. Carry a bit of a grudge. But anyway, Jobber Dave would be a great addition to the roster.
Jenson: Where would he sit then? Theoretically.
Pryde: Man, upper mid card. I think he could be there as a true underdog. He’d come in and face people around him and eventually challenge Bishop for the title. I think it’d be a great story, here. I got some pictures of him. Doesn’t he look like a great athlete?
Pryde throws some pictures of jobber Dave on the desk. Jenson picks one up and looks at the 6x4 profile picture of the guy.
Jenson: Looks like the part.
Pryde: I know, right! I mean he could make serious money for this company.
Jenson: What’s in it for you though?
Pryde: I’m sure cross promotional exposure would help us both. With a top star like that? We’d both win. What do you say?
Jenson thinks about it for a moment, then smiles. He makes a show of opening his top drawer and grabbing a small money pouch. He looks into the pouch and fishes out a golden and pearl d20. Still smiling he rolls it. It lands on the number 14. Jenson shrugs, picks the d20 up and puts it back in the pouch, then back into the top drawer. He looks at Pryde.
Jenson: No.
Pryde: No?
Jenson: No. Can’t do it.
Pryde: Why?
Jenson: You saw the roll.
Pryde: Yeah? What about it?
Jenson looks confused, as if it’s the most obvious thing in history.
Jenson: Then you know the answer.
Pryde: What? No!.
Jenson: Exactly.
Pryde: That’s not what I meant!
Jenson: That’s what you said though.
Pryde: Are you seriously going to make a decision based on the result of a dice roll?
Jenson: Hi, Andre Jenson, pleased to meet you.
Jenson holds out his hand as if they met each other for the first time.
Pryde: You know what? That’s fucking stupid. Look if you aren’t going to take my guys seriously!
Jenson: Who’s not taking things seriously?
Pryde: You! You fu…
Pryde is cut off by Teo returning to the room.
Teo: Hey Jenson, I just found a great tal… Oh, who do we have here?
Jenson: You’ve met Vincent Pryde Teo?
Teo: Oh yeah, I know the guy. What’s he here for?
Pryde stands up, realising that he was just about to go into a big rant and figured it would be better for him to cut his losses and walk out.
Pryde: I was just about to leave, we were talking some business.
Teo: Oh, well, yeah. We’ve an open door. Come back any time.
Pryde leaves and slams the door behind him.
Teo: Wow, that was tense.
Jenson: Was it? Wanted to tell me about some local talent he has. What did you find?
Teo: Oh, I found a great talon the druid costume we could sell in the build a bear workshop.
Jenson: Yeah? I like that set!
Teo: I know, right! Was it Jobber Dave?
Jenson: Who? Oh. Yeah, Jobber Dave.
Teo: Figured. |
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Post by Results on Sept 12, 2017 23:01:02 GMT -6
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Post by Results on Sept 12, 2017 23:03:48 GMT -6
Rising Stars Showcase Fatal Four Way Match Elina Cartel vs Matt Angel vs Cordelia Malice vs Cormack MacNeill
We cut to the ring where Cordelia Malice and Cormack MacNeill are shown pumping themselves up in opposing corners of the ring in anticipation of their other two opponents for the night.
Sebastian Reid: Rising Stars four way action set to kick off tonight’s Overload in a big way!
"I will Show You" By From Ashes To New blasts from the PA system, Matt Angel walks out and with his arms raised he walks down the ramp way high-fiving the fans. He jumps onto the apron and climbs the turnbuckle and also celebrates cheering to the fans.
Jimmy Garcia: Angel has to be feeling good after picking up his first UCI victory over Logan Burgess last week!
Gravedigger: He caught him with a roll up. Big whoop.
Sebastian Reid: You’ve gotta respect the heart of this kid though, Digger.
Gravedigger: Please, I’m hardly required to participate in discussion with you two every week. Digger don’t gotta do nothin’!
'Machines' begins playing as the lights in the arena turn down low. As the song begins to boom, Elina Cartel walks through the entrance and ignores the fans as she walks down the entrance ramp. Neon lights hit the audience and the ring in bright pinks, greens, yellows, and purples. The lights reflect off her chrome Xpert leather jacket.
She walks right to the ring apron and in a single bound, leaps up onto the apron. She unzips her leather jacket and lets it fall to the ground behind her before stepping into the ring.
She walks to the middle of the ring and extends her arms and her middle fingers before pulling them together to make a cross in front of her face. The music dies down as the lighting returns to normal as she makes her way to her corner to warm up for the upcoming bout.
Jimmy Garcia: Big debut last week for Cartel and an even bigger opportunity here against three fellow Rising Stars competitors!
DING DING DING!!
Angel bounds off the ropes at Cormack before colliding with the much stronger MacNeill, doing what seems like very little to Cormack.
Sebastian Reid: Angel bouncing back, hoping for a little more on the second attempt.
Before reaching Cormack, Angel is hit with a clubbing forearm to the back of the head from an incoming Malice.
Gravedigger: Wicked shot from Cordelia, Angel sent straight to the mat there.
Elina moves in toward Malice, landing a kick to the back of the knee before going for the headlock.
Jimmy Garcia: Hip toss by Malice, looking good here in the early going!
Elina pushes up, shoving Malice off and into Cormack.
Sebastian Reid: Malice with the crossbody response, but Cormack catches her.
Malice hammer fists Cormack in the side of the gut, but the big man doesn’t seem too phased as he launches her up and over the top rope.
Gravedigger: OOOH MALICE COLLIDES WITH THE NASTY THUD ON THE OUTSIDE!
Cormack turns around toward Malice on the outside but is met by Angel who springboards off adjacent ropes.
Jimmy Garcia: Hurricanrana from Matt Angel!
Cormack flops to the ground finally as Angel looks to the top rope, rushing to get airborn.
Sebastian Reid: Angel looking to go high risk.
Gravedigger: Heaven sent, the big spiral tap from Matt Angel!
Angel pops to his feet, turning around into a-
Jimmy Garcia: Shining wizard from Cartel!
Before Cartel can capitalize, Angel rolls out under the bottom rope.
Sebastian Reid: Turning her attention to the downed Cormack MacNeill now.
Cartel pulls Cormack to his feet, but the stronger opponent is able to easily grab hold of her and lift her up.
Gravedigger: Cormack spinning, going for that Stone of Kings spinebuster.
Jimmy Garcia: Elina pushes off though, able to free herself!
Sebastian Reid: ECLIPSE!
Gravedigger: That’s lights out, big kick out of nowhere!
1!
2!
3!
DING DING DING!
Taylor Lorde: The winner of this match, Elina Cartel! |
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Post by Results on Sept 12, 2017 23:10:43 GMT -6
Jessica Buck vs Karlie Nash
Jimmy Garcia: Our next match features two of the up and coming female competitors in UCI!!
Sebastian Reid: Karlie Nash is pretty much established here in UCI. Jessica Buck wants to prove to The Cougar Hunter that a new bitch is in town!!
Gravedigger: I can care less!! I want to see titties!! I want these girls to tear themselves apart!! T AND A!! T AND A!! T AND A!! T AND A!!!
Jimmy Garcia: Absolutely disgusting!!!
Gravedigger: HA-HA-HA-HA!!! BOOBIES!!!
War Machine by AC/DC plays in the arena, Tracy steps on the stage and moves to the side, Karlie steps on the stage...
Tracy and Karlie walks to the ring showing disdain for the crowd...
Taylor Lorde: Coming down to the ring, accompanied by Tracy... From St. Paul, Minnesota... Weighing in at one hundred and seventy two pounds!! This is The Cougar Hunter... KARLIE NAAAAASH!!!
Tracy walks up the steps and enters the ring, Karlie climbs the ropes from outside and flashes the loser sign to the crowd, she then climbs down and stretches in her corner.
Jimmy Garcia: Ms. Karlie looks ready for a fight!!
Gravedigger: FIGHT!! FIGHT!! FIGHT!! FIGHT!! FIGHT!! FIGHT!!
A rose squirts white goo which heralds the presence of Jessica Buck. “Bustin'” by Neil Cicirega hits the P.A system as there is an awkward combination of boos and whistles for the “Master of Sex” that is about to appear before them. Syxx Gibbler appears out first, holding a bottle of baby oil in her hands.
Jimmy Garcia: ALRIGHT!! OKAY!! NOTHING TO SEE HERE!!
Sebastian Reid: Oh my goodness!! Oh my goodness!!
Gravedigger: Shit is about to get good!!
She steps aside so Jessica Buck can make her way onto the entryway. Jessica has a white towel that wrapped above her chest down, revealing a very nice pair of legs. She also has a lollipop in her mouth. With an arrogant smile, Jessica Buck steps forward as Syxx comes up from behind her, wraps her arms around her front, and pulls off her towel revealing only a pink bikini that she has designs to wrestle in. Once Syxx pulls off the towel, Jessica starts to grind her hips while caressing herself in the process.
Sebastian Reid: OH MY GOD!!! OH MY GOD!!!
Gravedigger: YES!!! YES!!! YES!!!
She finally stops and struts down to the ring, taking a few licks of the sucker as the fans cheer her on. Syxx follows behind her with the towel and baby oil in hand.
Taylor Lorde: With her opponent, with Syxx... From Las Vegas, Nevada... Weighing in at one hundred and fifteen pounds. She is... HOT AS FUCK JESSICA BUCK!!
Jessica climbs up the steel steps, but instead of getting in the ring, she falls to the apron and stretches out along it, doing a model like pose. She smiles as people take pictures of her with their phones. Gravedigger takes a few pics on his phone. Jessica takes another lick of her lolli, before laying flat on her back.
Jimmy Garcia : Um... What is she doing?!
Sebastian Reid: Oh my God!! Yes!! Oh my God!! Yes!! Oh my God!! Yes!!
There is action around the commentary desk. Especially u under the desk. Sebastian's right arm is moving.
Gravedigger: DUDE!?!?!
Jessica holds her left leg toward her face, and rolling in under the bottom rope. Jessica lands in splits. Syxx quickly joins her in the middle of the ring the body of baby oil.
Gravedigger: This chick is killing me!!
Jessica holds her arms out as Syxx squirts some of the oil into her hands and begins to apply it above her chest, on her arms, her stomach, and finally her ass, which gets a saucy expression on Jessica's face ...and one of somewhat discomfort on Syxx's. Once the baby oil is applied, Jessica begins to grind and caress in the ring again. She really drops it like it is hot this time. Before Syxx leaves the ring, Jessica pulls the sucker out of her mouth and leans in for a kiss. Syxx reluctantly gives her a peck which gets a good reaction from the fans. But before she goes, Jessica shoves her lollipop in Syxx's mouth. Once Syxx exits the ring, Jessica continues to pose until the match starts.
[DING-DING!!]
Jimmy Garcia: Wow... My stomach hurts!!
Gravedigger: Well little Jimmy, that's called puberty!!
Karlie Nash/Jessica Buck: AAAARRRRGGHH!!
Both women charge one another, screaming...
WHAM-WHAM-WHAM-WHAM
WHAM-WHAM-WHAM-WHAM
Jimmy Garcia: Both of them are throwing haymakers!!
WHOOSH-WHAM!!
Sebastian Reid: Enziguri!!
Gravedigger: Jessica Buck got all of that kick!! But, Karlie Nash falls down, just to one knee!!
Jessica Buck grabs Nash to throw her into the ropes, but The Cougar Hunter doesn't budge.
FACE RAKE!!!
Jimmy Garcia: Karlie Nash dug her nails into the eyes of Jessica Buck!!
WHOOSH-WHAM!!
Gravedigger: Hot Damn!! Spinebuster!! Nash just busted Hot as fuck in half!!
Sebastian Reid: The referee slides into position!!
The crowd: ONE!!
The crowd: TWO!!
The crowd: THREEEEE.... NOOOOOO!!!
KICKOUT!!!
Karlie Nash on her knees, apparently very at the referee.
Gravedigger: Hoo-wee!! Karlie Nash IS mad!!!
Nash gets in the face of the referee...
Karlie Nash: HOW DARE YOU!! I HAD THAT MATCH WON!! THAT COUNT WAS SLOW!! DO YOUR DAMN JOB!!
Karlie Nash pushes the referee. The referee pushes back, Karlie falls backwards and Jessica Buck takes advantage, making a pin cover...
The crowd: ONE!!
The crowd: TWO!!
The crowd: THREEEE....NOOOOOO!!!
KICKOUT!!
Both competitors get up very quickly. The Cougar Hunter charges...
WHOOSH!!
Jimmy Garcia: Karlie Nash misses with a big boot!!
WHOOSH-WHAM!!
Gravedigger: YES!! BOOBPLEX!!
The crowd: ONE!!
The crowd: TWO!!
The crowd: THREEEE....NOOOOOO!!!
KICKOUT!!
Jessica Buck picks up Karlie Nash...
WHAM!!
Jimmy Garcia: Headbutt by Nash!!
WHAM!!
Sebastian Reid: Another headbutt from The Cougar Hunter.
Jessica Buck is tossed into the ropes...
WHOOSH-WHAM!!!
Gravedigger: BIG BOOT!!
Jessica is picked up....
WHOOSH-WHAM!!
Jimmy Garcia: DRAGON SUPLEX!!
Sebastian Reid: Jessica Buck has heart!!
Jessica Buck is struggling to stand, using the ring ropes to stand. Her legs wobbling, eyes crossing...
WHOOSH-WHAM!!
Gravedigger: CLOTHESLINE FROM HELL!!!
The impact from the clothesline causes Jessica Buck to fall out of the ring.
Nash exits the ring, and jumps off the ring apron...
WHOOSH-WHAM!!
Jimmy Garcia: Jessica Buck drop kicked Karlie Nash's knees. As Nash is slowly standing...
WHOOSH-WHAM!!
Sebastian Reid: BUCK WILD!!
Jessica Buck nailed Karlie Nash with a bicycle kick. The two violent femmes are near ringside, but also near the commentary table.
WHOOSH-WHAM!!
Gravedigger: Standing shooting star press!!
Jessica Buck picks up Karlie Nash, but The Cougar Hunter kicks the midsection of Buck...
WHOOSH-WHAM!!!
Jimmy Garcia: PUMP HANDLE SLAM!!
Karlie Nash grabs Jessica Buck....
Both competitors are struggling back and forth, Jessica Buck pulls Karlie Nash up to the top turnbuckle....
WHOOSH-WHAM!!!
Jimmy Garcia: GOOD GOD!!!
Jessica Buck nailed Karlie Nash with a swinging neck breaker from the top turnbuckle.
The crowd: HOLY SHIT!! HOLY SHIT!! HOLY SHIT!! HOLY SHIT!!
Jessica Buck covers Karlie Nash...
The crowd: ONE!!
The crowd: TWO!!
The crowd: THREEEEEEE!!!!
Taylor Lorde: The winner of the match... "Hot as Fuck" Jessica Buck!!
Sebastian Reid: That was an awesome match!!
Jimmy Garcia: Both competitors put up an even effort!!
Gravedigger: I wanna see a sexy celebration from Hot as Fuck!!
Jimmy Garcia: Shame on you, Gravedigger!!! |
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Post by Results on Sept 12, 2017 23:11:38 GMT -6
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Post by Results on Sept 12, 2017 23:12:32 GMT -6
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Post by Results on Sept 12, 2017 23:22:26 GMT -6
Rising Stars Showcase Tag Team Match Umeji/Ginger Red vs M.A.X/L Verez
Sebastian Reid: This next bout is a controversial one. Enemies are teaming up to face their competition. L and M.A.X have grown a deep hatred for each other, but in order for L to be able to face Corey Black for the Hypermedia Title at Rite of Passage, she has to get along with her rival.
Jimmy Garcia: On the other side of the spectrum, you have the Rising Stars Champion, Umeji, and the number one contender, Ginger Red, as their opponents. Who knows how well they'll get along during this match?
Gravedigger: Who cares if they get along? I wanna see everyone tear each other limb from limb!
The sound of a siren echoes over the arena, accompanied by an authoritative voice urging everyone to evacuate the area because of a scheduled “live weapons test”. All of this is promptly ignored and drowned out by the crowd as they cheer and jeer the tall, pale figure of Max, striding towards the ring through yellow, flashing strobe lights and a matching, toxic-yellow smoke.
Taylor Lorde: This tag team contest is set for…
Crowd: ONE FALL!
Taylor Lorde: Making his way to the ring! Created by an unknown source! Weighing in at 205 lbs! M! A! EEEEX!!!
Gravedigger: If it isn't my favorite psychotic android! Let's see how long it takes before he demolishes that space tranny to bits! I'm ready for it to be out of commission for good!
Sebastian Reid: You're just a horrible person, Digger.
Gravedigger: And yet, people love me anyway!
A number of fans try to lean out to get a selfie with the android, only to be shoved back by the white-armoured handlers and asked if they are, in fact, totally insane.
Gravedigger: Two questions. One, are those Stormtroopers? And two, if they are, where are there laser guns, so they can fire amazingly inaccurate shots at everyone?
Jimmy Garcia: I hate you for that joke.
Gravedigger: I, and everyone else, hate you too.
As he reaches the ring, Max ascends the steps and climbs a turnbuckle, standing there with arms outstretched, drinking in the atmosphere for a moment before leaping into the ring and, with a slight whirr of servo-motors, rolling into his corner where he stands up and awaits his opponent.
Sebastian Reid: I suspect that, though M.A.X has an obvious distaste for his current tag partner, he's also got his eye on that Rising Stars Championship that Umeji holds.
Jimmy Garcia: He must also be upset about losing his number one contendership opportunity to Ginger Red! So there may be hope for L and M.A.X to coincide after all!
Gravedigger: Doubt it. He still wants to tear that Sci-fi bitch apart more than anything.
The lights bleed a dark indigo color throughout the arena as the whimsical beat to Tetris by DJ Dahi starts. As the spotlight hits, L Verez starts walking slowly to the stage with her hands behind her back, her valet Zima'Ion accompanying her. She slowly turns toward the ring, and moves her arms to an X-crossed position, with an L hand sign on her right hand, and a V hand sign on her left. Once the bass drops, she 360 spins as she drops down to one knee, the lights quickly and constantly beaming a teal color along with the deep bass. Her right hand is holding up her sunglasses, and her left is out with her "come in peace" symbol. As she gets back up, she lifts her right arm up with an "OK" symbol, and her left arm out to the side with her peace symbol.
Taylor Lorde: His tag team partner! She hails from a distant galaxy! Weighing in at 125 lbs! She is “Not of this World” EEEEEEL VEEERREEEZ!!!
Gravedigger: Since when is there another space bitch tagging along with that thing!? I thought it didn't have any friends outside of the Guardians!
Sebastian Reid: Actually, she has a decent amount of friends, both on Earth and of extraterrestrial descent. One of them just so happens to be one of her opponents, Ginger Red.
Gravedigger: Where do you get this information from?
Sebastian Reid: I have many sources, Digger.
As L makes her way down the ramp, she goes to the fans in the front row, holding up her peace sign to them, so they can collide their peace signs with hers. She bows to them and puts an upside-down "OK" symbol against her eye while sticking her tongue out before walking away.
Gravedigger: Remind me again on why people like this thing?
Sebastian Reid: Remind me again on why people like you?
Gravedigger: Touché.
She makes it to the ring, and quickly rolls under it as the beat intensifies with a robotic sci-fi like instrumental. The lights constantly switching from indigo to teal to navy blue and then to mint green. She hands her sunglasses to Zima'Ion, and then goes up the top turnbuckle, facing the crowd, lifting her arms back up. Her left back to her side with the peace symbol, and her right making an upside-down OK symbol against her eye, also sticking her tongue out. As her music begins to fade out, and the lights return to normal, she sits on the top turnbuckle, with two peace signs held together in a praying position, as she anticipates her match up.
Sebastian Reid: L is eyeing her new rival already. Making sure he isn't up to anything suspicious.
Gravedigger: Turn around, so he can axe kick you again!
The stage lights burn red as "I'm Gonna Getcha Good" by Shania Twain plays through the PA system. Once the beat hits, the southern redhead, Ginger Red makes her way to the stage with a toothpick hanging out of her mouth, throwing up the horns. She high fives the fans as she makes her way down the ramp.
Taylor Lorde: Their opponents! First, from Greensville, South Carolina! Weighing in at 170 lbs! She is the “Queen of the Ranch” GINGERRRRREEEEEED!!!
Jimmy Garcia: Here comes the southern upstart. She's onto a very good start, winning her first match in a Fatal 5 Way for the number one contendership for her opponent's Rising Stars Championship.
Gravedigger: Oh, hush. She just got lucky. That dunce Logan Burgess dazed into the ring, and she swooped in and pinned him.
Sebastian Reid: It was a Fatal 5 Way, he was a competitor, and she pinned him. That's called a win, Gravedigger.
Once she gets to the ring, she runs up the stairs, and throws up the horns one more time for the crowd before jumping over the top rope into the ring. She takes the toothpick out of her mouth and stretches to prepare for the match.
Gravedigger: What's up with the toothpick? Did she just have some KFC before making her entrance?
Jimmy Garcia: Maybe she's paying homage to Razor Ramon?
Gravedigger: This goodie two shoes? Tributing the Bad Guy? Please…
Lights turn deep purple, lowering as a haiku pulsing across the sceen in red:
Shoelace tying tight
hundreds walk a city street
One bends and admires
Gravedigger: What the hell does that even mean?
Sebastian Reid: I would tell you, but I enjoy when you look like an idiot.
Gravedigger: I despise you.
Sebastian Reid: I know.
Those words appear to a taiko's beat. A pause settles... so begins opening rifts to "Katana Groove" by Hotei. Umeji emerges--dressed in a white suit, plus matching tights and stylish shoes--where fog drifts at his feet. He approaches keeps centered to the ramp, ever focused on the challenge ahead. Umeji stops at the apron, removing his jacket before sliding into the ring. Spring from the pad, he springs and lands atop the ropes. A drawn breath takes it all in. Umeji then jumps down into a warmup combo--holding a high kick for several seconds to a final pop. Lights return to normal with his calm form awaiting the bell.
Jimmy Garcia: Guys, guys, M.A.X is already going after L!
Gravedigger: YES! DESTROY THAT THING!!!
M.A.X goes for a clothesline, but L catches his arm, and traps it.
M.A.X: What the hell are you doing, you space commie!?
Gravedigger: Seriously, what is it doing!?
Sebastian Reid: The more idiotic you look, the better.
L keeps his arm trapped and finds an opening to his wiring. The crowd pops once they realize her intentions. Umeji and Ginger don't attempt to stop her. They just sit back and watch.
Sebastian Reid: Sometimes, you just gotta find a loophole.
Gravedigger: That's not right! She should lose her title shot right now for that! Where the hell is Spencer!?
Sebastian Reid: I don't think Spencer said anything about L not being allowed to give M.A.X some tweaking.
L finishes and lets M.A.X go. M.A.X turns to L with an angered look, but goes for a friendly high five.
M.A.X: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME!? HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE!?
L: Now that I've made it so you see me as a friendly, let us start this match.
M.A.X begrudgingly tags in L. Umeji allows Ginger to start the match. The ref rings the bell as Ginger and L stare down.
Jimmy Garcia: Here we go! This is where you enemies become allies, and vice versa!
Gravedigger: Come on! Cat fight!
L and Red shake hands before locking up.
Gravedigger: I never get what I want…
L quickly catches Ginger in a headlock and starts digging her boot into the back of Red's knee.
Sebastian Reid: And here goes L’s signature wrestling style. Slowing down the pace, focusing on that joint manipulation. Looks like her friend is not going to be any exception to this tactic.
Gravedigger: This is one of the very few things I like about the space tranny. Once it steps into that ring, the games are over!
L keeps Red's leg down while pulling her head up into a chin lock. She slowly drives her elbow into the bridge of Red's nose. The referee begins the 5 count.
1! 2! 3!
L removes her elbow from nose, and drags Ginger to the corner. L tags in M.A.X
L: C’mon partner!
M.A.X: I'm going to kill you once this malfunction wears off…
M.A.X and L switch places, M.A.X gripping Ginger's head.
Gravedigger: If these two didn't hate each other, they'd actually make a pretty decent tag team.
Sebastian Reid: Was… was that a compliment!?
Gravedigger: Oh God… what's happening to me!?
*BANG*
*BANG*
…
*BANG*
Sebastian Reid: Two sick headbutts followed by a jumping headbutt! Ginger is not looking good here.
Ginger drops for a second, feeling pretty dazed. Ginger recovers and begins to rise.
Jimmy Garcia: Bicycle kick attempt from M.A.X, but Ginger ducks! She hits the ropes and hits a big dropkick to the back of the android!
Once M.A.X rebounds, Ginger gets a waist lock and attempts a German suplex.
Gravedigger: Nope. Grits is unable to lift the android. He hits some elbows, and hits a headlock takedown. Team Sci-Fi is back in the lead.
M.A.X tags L back in, but keeps hold of Ginger Red. L heads up to the top rope, but Red starts to fight M.A.X off. She hits a hard elbow to stagger him, and then follows L up the top rope.
Jimmy Garcia: Red's going for a superplex, but M.A.X has Red's legs!
*BAM!!!*
Crowd: Holy shit! Holy shit! Holy shit!
Gravedigger: Hell yeah! M.A.X still stands after that huge superplexbomb! Space tranny getting the worst of it!
Ginger Red is just barely able to tag in Umeji, while L is still recovering. M.A.X stops once Umeji is in the ring.
Gravedigger: Is M.A.X attempting to laugh?
Sebastian Reid: That's what it seems like.
M.A.X exits the ring and grabs a chair. The referee tries to stop him, but to no avail. L is barely up to her feet once M.A.X returns to the ring.
*BANG*
*DING DING DING*
Crowd: Booooooooo!!!
Jimmy Garcia: Wow! M.A.X tried to hit L with a steel chair, but L ducked, with Umeji eating the chairshot intstead!
Sebastian Reid: Ginger seemed to know what M.A.X had planned though, because she hit M.A.X with a chair to the gut right at the same time.
Taylor Lorde: The result of this contest… is a double disqualification.
Crowd: Bullshit! Bullshit! Bullshit!
Ginger Red tries to hit M.A.X with a chairshot to the head, but instead catches a…
*WHAM!!!*
Jimmy Garcia: Bicycle kick to the steel chair! Hitting Ginger Red right to the dome!
Gravedigger: What does that space tranny think she's doing!?
L jumps on the back of M.A.X.
Jimmy Garcia: Sleeper hold attempt?
Sebastian Reid: No! She's trying to rewire him again!
M.A.X throws her over and then picks her up by the throat.
M.A.X: Not this time! And never again!
Gravedigger: What goes up…
*BANG*
Gravedigger: Must come down! A fantastic chokeslam right to the steel chair! Space tranny is down for the count!
M.A.X emits his strange imitation of a laugh as he raises his arms up. Umeji begins to rise while M.A.X is distracted.
*BAM!!!*
Crowd: YES! YES! YES! YES!
Jimmy Garcia: WOW! A beautiful twisting butterfly kick by Umeji! He takes down the android, who retreats over to the ramp!
Crowd: UMEJI! UMEJI! UMEJI!
Umeji checks his head for blood while grabbing his title. He checks on L and Red before holding the title up, eyeing the killer android.
Gravedigger: Just when you think this would end with evil epicness, the champ spoils it with his goodie two shoe ending…
While L and Red recover, Umeji and M.A.X stare down at each other, Umeji holding his title up high. The screen fades for the commercial break. |
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Post by Results on Sept 12, 2017 23:23:33 GMT -6
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Post by Results on Sept 12, 2017 23:26:11 GMT -6
L Verez Segment
The titantron cuts to Spencer's office. He and L are into it once again.
Spencer Adams: No! That doesn't count! The Hypermedia match is off!
L Verez: Spencer, I tried my best! I could've just let it spur into a brawl, but I rewired him to try and keep the match going! You can't seriously cancel this match just because I'm dealing with a psychotic android! He's the problem here! Not me!
Spencer Adams: I'm getting real sick of you coming to my office and trying to tell me how to do my job!
L’s valet, Zima'Ion, brings herself into the debate.
Zima'Ion: My apologies, Mr. Adams, but may I speak my piece?
Spencer Adams: Finally, someone with some damn respect! Yes, you may speak.
Zima'Ion: All L wants is a fair one on one shot at a title. She gave her best effort to keep the peace with M.A.X for the remainder of the match, as per your wishes.
Spencer Adams: Tried, and failed, to be exact.
Zima'Ion: Yes, but can you blame her for someone else having bad blood against her? She's not exactly been able to catch a break as of recent. Between Karlie Nash, The Society, and now M.A.X, she has quite a lot of burdens on her shoulders.
Spencer Adams: I see your point… whatever your name is.
Zima'Ion: My name is Zima. It's in my contract.
Spencer Adams: Yeah, Zima, that's right… anyway. Sure, you might have a point, but just because she's having a hard time, doesn't mean she should get a free title shot. I'm pretty sure all of us have our issues. What makes her so different?
Zima'Ion: I understand that, but I have two rebuttals. One is that, regarding the world title, you have given people free title shots. FPV and Biff Mustache being prime examples. Point number two is, if I recall, there was an open challenge for Corey Black’s Hypermedia Title for Meltdown, but no one had taken it. L Verez gladly would have, had she not already had issues with Karlie Nash to settle.
Spencer Adams: Your first point is taken, sure. I have my reasons for giving those people their shots. As for your second point, that was Meltdown. Now we're headed to Rite of Passage.
Zima'Ion: And does Corey Black have any other people currently challenging him for his title?
Spencer Adams: Alright, alright, fine! She can have her damn title match! Just get the hell out of my office before I have an aneurysm!
Security escorts the two aliens out of the office.
L Verez: Thanks, Zima, but you didn't have to do that for me…
Zima'Ion: Well, after what happened during your match, I had to do *something*! I can't just stand there while your opportunities are unfailingly taken away from you!
L Verez and Zima'Ion embrace, the crowd wooing in reaction. The titantron feed cuts out.
Jimmy Garcia: The match is still set, ladies and gentlemen! L Verez vs Corey Black at Rite of Passage for the Hypermedia Title!
Gravedigger: Spencer can be such a damn pushover sometimes… damn space trannies always get what they want! |
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Post by Results on Sept 12, 2017 23:27:40 GMT -6
Sah'ta Thor Segment
The opening notes to Ruina Imperii by Sabaton begin to blare through the arena as the arena is covered in red spotlights. From behind the curtain steps UCI Television Champion Sah'ta Thor. The music reverberates throughout the arena as Thor walks down the ring ramp purposefully. Once in the ring the lights flicker several times only to return to normal. Inside the ring was a black stone looking throne and to the side large covered cloth covered object. Thor slides into the ring and then sits in in the throne as the music comes to a stop. As he settles into the throne he smiles.
Sah'ta Thor: Welcome to the introduction of Blood Works, I am your UCI Televsion Champion Sah'ta Thor. Now I am sure you want to know what all this is about. As we all know in just a few moments I will be stepping into the ring for the first time to defend my championship. Yet, like I said going into this match I was in talks with Spencer Adams about my future here in the UCI. No not the future of if I am staying in the company but more the creative aspect of my in ring persona. I have been given permission to reveal a little change to my future matches.
With this he turns to look at the cloth covered form of a rectangular object that was next to him. With a flourish he pulls the cloth off the object to reveal a standing roulette wheel. The wheel had been broken into twenty wedges. One each of the edges was the name of a wrestling match type.
Sah'ta Thor: This is the Wheel of Extreme. Starting to night every match I am in will be fought using a stipulation from the the Wheel of Extreme. That means each and every one of my matched from now on here in the UCI will be left up the unpredictability of fate. In just a moment I will spin it to determine what fate has in store for Shadowlove and myself tonight. Now I am sure many will want to rail about how unfair this is to my opponent. Yet, let me be brutally honest with you all. Tough shit, life isn't fair and if you want to bitch about it feel free but it won't change a thing. Every match I am will have a stipulation from the Wheel of Extreme from now how. I have both a regular show and a pay per view event edition of this so be ready for the unexpected. Now to show that I am not a complete and utter dick I am more than willing to let any of my opponents from here on out can be the ones to spin this. Yet, each and every spin will be done live so there were been witnesses to the determination of the type that is chosen each spin This will ensure that all my opponents and management lives up to their end of the bargain that I made with Spenser Adams this last week..
With that Thor turns to spin the wheel and watches as it turns rapidly. After a minute it starts to slow down then finally it comes to a stop. The wedge it had landed on was clear for all to see as Thor turns back to the gathered crowd.
Sah'ta Thor: Well that is interesting. Looks like Shadowlove and I will competing in a street fight for the UCI Television Championship in just a few moments. I hope he is ready for it because I know that I am. Spread the word folks and be sure to stay turned for it is to come in just a few moments.
With those word Thor poses with the UCI Television Championship in front of the Wheel of Extreme as it cuts to the backstage area for a moment where Alex Richards is with a cameraman.
Alex Richards: Now you keep that camera focussed on me. And you don't turn it off for anything.. no matter what anyone tells you! Understand? There have been a lot of people backstage getting hurt lately, you don't want to be the next do ya?
The cameraman shakes his head. He focusses the camera on Alex. It shakes.
Alex Richards: Are you nervous? Dude.. I was just joking. Calm down I'm not gonna hurt ya. I was just making a point about the backstage attacks. Calm down man.. I don't beat up defenseless cameraman. Shit, have a drink, it'll calm your nerves.
Alex reaches into his ever present doctor's bag and pulls out his boot of Zim-Quila. He hands to it the cameraman who gulps deeply.
Alex Richards: Better?
Cameraman: Thanks.
Alex Richards: Seriously though. Don't turn the camera off. I think there really is someone in the front office against the Guardians. So I'm going to come out here on live television and say my piece in front of the whole world. Let me start by saying.. I don't like Spencer Adams. When the owner of the company aligns with the Brotherhood and tries to take out your friends and teammates you tend not to like a guy. But when I see what's been happening with him lately I just feel disgusted. Alex pours himself a boot of Zim-Quila.. just to keep his focus.. before continuing.
Alex Richards: Sah'Ta Thor just got a favor out of Spencer Adams and he did it the right way. He earned the television title in a match then asked Spencer like a man would. However some of the other wrestlers on the roster apparently don't have that kind of honor. Mama Stasche baited Spencer Adams into wrestling her, by bragging about causing Spencer's mother to have a heart attack. Beating up two non wrestlers don't make you the number one contender.. it just makes you a piece of shit to me. But she didn't even have the honor to cash in the world title shot herself she gave it to her son Biff. Now I was going to make sure Biff didn't make it to Rite of Passage during my match later tonight.
Alex shakes his head in disgust.
Alex Richards: But the idiotic man child coward faked a bullshit penis injury and left before I even got the chance! That's okay though, there's another coward on the roster who managed to get what he wanted through underhanded tactics. That man is Sam Kidsgrove.
The crowd gives a mixed reaction to Alex insulting the fan favorite intercontinental champion.
Alex Richards: Sam Kidsgrove got fired, got to beat up the owner, and got to keep his intercontinental title. That doesn't sit well with me. That's my belt he's holding. Now Spencer Adams, we might not see eye to eye but I have a little proposal for you. Two titles. The Hypermedia and Intercontinental are held by people who ain't even in this company anymore. That ain't right. I want you to bring back Sam Kidsgrove. At least for one match. You do that and I'll make sure you have your revenge for Sam beating you up. I will take that championship back. He wants to pick on non wrestlers, he wants to take off with the championship? Who the fuck do you think you are, Calvin Harris? I don't fucking think so!
Alex nods to the cameraman, the feed cuts off and returns to the ring where we see Sah'ta Thor already standing in the now empty ring. |
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Post by Results on Sept 12, 2017 23:37:47 GMT -6
UCI Television Championship Sah’Ta Thor © vs Shadowlove
Taylor Lorde: The following match is for the UCI Television Champion. Already in the ring from Parts Unknown….he is the UCI Television Champion … "The Raging Storm" Sah'ta Thor!
"PERSONAL JESUS” by Depeche Mode begins to play throughout the darkened Arena. A mixture of multicolored laser lights and strobe lights illuminate the Arena along with theatrical smoke and fog sets the scene like a Four Season Fashion Show. The Audience throughout the Arena stand in anticipation for what is about to be the "New and Improved" wrestling trend in the UCI.
Taylor Lorde: The challenger….
Gravedigger: Looking good as he ever does.
Coming through the theatrical smoke and fog and appearing under the fashion show lighting is the one and only, "The First Couple of Professional Wrestling" in all of sports entertainment, "The Handsome Half-breed" Shadowlove, along with his personal bodyguard/valet, "The Fashionista Sensei" Ms. Miyamoto, stopping for a second, taking in the aura of the Arena, pose like fashion models on a catwalk.
Taylor Lorde: from right here in Beijing...
The Audience throughout the Arena begin clicking away with their cameras like the paparazzi during a "Hollywood" premiere. Ms. Miyamoto leads the way down the aisle with "flirty" confidence as Shadowlove, a few steps behind her, enjoying the view. "The First Couple of Professional Wrestling" make their way to the squared circle. Shadowlove slides into the ring like a snake. Ms. Miyamoto, with catlike precision, walks up the ringside steps and seductively enters the ring through the second rope.
Taylor Lorde: accompanied by "The Fashionista Sensei" Ms. Miyamoto
"HER STRUT" by Bob Seger & The Silver Bullet Band begins to play throughout the arena. Shadowlove stands in the middle of the ring, spreads his arms straight out and bows his head, as if, being crucified on a cross. Jesus Wept! Ms. Miyamoto, exuding fantastic supermodel energy, as she walks with a stiff, erect, and apparently arrogant and conceited "Strut" around "The Handsome Half-breed" Shadowlove, to a rousing "Standing Ovation" from the crowd. She lowers her RayBan sunglasses down her perfectly flawless nose of her angelic looking face showing off her incandescent green eyes, nodding in approval at such a Magnificent Specimen, while tapping a rolled-up copy of the Wall St. Journal in the palm of her hand.
Ms. Miyamoto cradles up against Shadowlove's body, caressing his muscular chest with her fingers and raises her RayBan sunglasses up her perfectly flawless nose of her angelic looking face, hiding her incandescent green eyes, with her middle finger. Shadowlove raises his head, with his classically masculine and modern mussed, razor-textured, choppy finished dark brown hair. He shows off his fighters face, with an ice cold stare which radiants from his blue eyes. A malevolent, tight wolfish, whiplash smile, slowly appearing on his lips showing off perfectly white even teeth in a "'The Face Of The Franchise’, the whole ‘F’N’ Show, Mr. UCI, if you will, or whatever expletive that you want to put in front of his name.” shit-eating grin as he strips off the black leather trench-coat like a Chippendale's dancer.
Taylor Lorde: and his security team…. Black Rain….
A couple of salty looking Japanese dudes named Kyodai and Shatei, known as the bodyguard duo of Black Rain, both sporting jet-black crew-cut hair, sunglasses, custom-made black Giorgio Armani business suits appear out of nowhere and stand in an on guard, very protective, ever vigilant attack formation behind Ms. Miyamoto outside the squared-circle.
Taylor Lorde: "The Handsome Halfbreed" Shadowlove!
Sebastian Reid: As always, Shadowlove looks like he came from a photoshoot.
Gravedigger: Remember that this match is to be fought under street fight rules with means that there are no disqualifications and falls count anywhere.
Sebastian Reid: It also means that there will be a clear winning of this match.
Jimmy Garcia: Let's not forget that this sudden change of stipulation actually puts the Champion at a disadvantage.
Sebastian Reid: We shall see what this clash of styles presents us in what will surely be an action packed match up.
DING! DING! DING!
In a show of sportsmanship Thor offers his fist in respect to his opponent. Shadow goes to bump knuckles with the champion but at the last second slaps Thor's hand away before starting to circle to the left. Thor shrugs and drops into a defensive stances as he watches Shadowlove intently. He circles to the right and backs up to the ropes to prepare his first move. As he circles right he is suddenly tripped up by Ms. Miyamota which sends the Television Champion sprawling into the center of the ring. As Thor falls forward into the ring Shadowlove connects with a well time European uppercut.
Jimmy Garcia: Shadowlove taking early advantage of the numbers game early on in this street fight.
Gravedigger: You have to remember this is all completely legal even if it does leave the Champion at a handicap.
Sebastian Reid: It was all done by the rules which is the beauty of the randomness of the Wheel of Extreme. Though I wouldn't count the Champion out though.
Shadowlove drops down with a follow up pin attempt but Thor kicks out then rolls the ropes where goes to stand up. With a strange smirk on his lips the Television Champion reaches under the ring and pulls out lead pipe. With a grin he circles around the ring and in a preemptive attack slams the pipe over the back of the heads of each member of the Black Rain security team. As the pair fall Thor jumps over the ring barricade to circle up through the fans.
Gravedigger: Smart move by the Champion to even the odds.
Sebastian Reid: It was perfectly legal and remember that the match can end anywhere.
Ms. Miyamota starts screaming in anger as both her and Shadowlove drop down to check on their bodyguards. Thor ues the chance to circle down through the crowd and ends up at the foot of the ring ramp where stands waiting for Shadowlove to come at him. Shadowlove looks on with a slight anger as he digs under the ring and pulls out a baseball bat before charging up towards Sah'ta Thor. Thor uses the lead pipe to block the incoming attack before slamming his fist into Shadowlove's gut. Shadowlove doubles over and Thor slams the leadpipe over his exposed shoulders.
Jimmy Garcia: Sick shot from the champion!
Shadowlove drops to his knees trying to breath as Ms. Miyamoto comes running at Thor with a Kendo stick. Thor runs up the ramp leaving Shadowlove to catch his breath. There is as short pause at the top of the ramp where Thor turns with a smirk before using the leadpipe to taunt his challenger. As he lowers the pipe Thor rushes to the back as a cameraman rushes to follow him.
Gravedigger: Mind games being played tonight, bit of cat and mouse perhaps.
Sebastian Reid: Both Thor and the challenging duo know a thing or two about the mental gymnastics that go into a match like this.
Thor uses the moment off camera to hide but as soon as Shadowlove rushes past him Thor jumps out from behind a stack of boxes bringing the leadpipe into the Handsome Halfbreed's back. Thor brings the pipe around Shadowlove's neck and locks it into the choke him out. The refbot comes onto the scene while Ms. Miyamoto rushes up and brings the Kendo sticks she was holding down into Thor's back. This forces Thor to break the hold and with a growl of anger he quickly spins and slams the pipe into her gut. As she doubles over he hits her with a spinning backfist that sends her crashing into the wall.
Jimmy Garcia: Not a strategy you see out of many of Shadowlove’s opponents, but Sah’ta Thor doesn’t seem to care as he unloads on Miyamoto right now!
Shadowlove gets back up just as Ms. Miyamoto hits the wall which cause him to rush at Thor in a rage. Thor sees the rush coming and grabs Shadowlove by the arm to spin him into the crate stack that Thor had hidden behind. Meanwhile the pair of Black Rain rush into the backstage area and a start to double team Thor while Shadowlove moves over to check on his valet. The two bodyguards take turns working Thor over with their fists as the Television Champion starts to laugh.
Gravedigger: We’ve seen it used to some success in the past, but the Shadowlove camp is really throwing everything they have at the champion!
There is a sudden commotion as Thor grabs each of Black Rain's arms and uses their momentum against them sending them sprawling against the wall on either side of him. As all of his foes seem to be down Thor grabs his leadpipe and bolts off towards the catering area which has a few of other roster stars floating around trying to get a bite to eat. Shadowlove changes into the area after Thor and the pair collide in an impact that sends them crashing into the lemonade jug in a cascading spray of liquid.
Sebastian Reid: Pure chaos unfolding before us in this one!
As the lemonade rains down on the brawling pair Ms. Miyamoto and two security guards rush on to the scene just as Thor is hit with a staggering left hook. Thor stumbles back and moves down the hall tossing a table into the walkway to slow everyone down behind him. He regains his balance and rushes out the first side door he can find to the back parking lot.
Jimmy Garcia: Taking things outside the arena now!
Once Thor gets outside we have yet another referee get involved in things as the Television Champion takes a defensive stance. Shadowlove is the first out the door behind him and rushes Thor with a spear. The move connects sending both mean into the side of a dumpster. At the impact Thor grabs Shadowlove's head and slams him face first into the dumpster several times before going to locking a chokehold. By this point in time Ms. Miyamoto is rushing out the door with a yell. Thor drops Shadowlove and sprints around to the front of the building.
Gravedigger: Not an ounce of quit in either man, but Thor definitely seems to be scheming at the moment.
Thor rushes back into the gymnasium through the main entry followed by Shadowlove. Once the two men are back into the arena a bunch of men and women move to block the door keeping Ms. Miyamoto and Black Rain outside. Thor rushes back to the ring through the crowd and a slides into the ring where he poses for a few seconds. As he does Shadowlove is right on his heels. The two men lock up into the center of the ring and trade a bunch of punches before both men circle back and rush at each other with clothelines. Both men fall to the ring with a thud as the referee watches on.
Sebastian Reid: Thor pushing to his feet, the champion is absolutely relentless tonight!
Gravedigger: Pulling Shadowlove in for Parasite Eve.
Jimmy Garcia: This could be the end if-
The announcer’s are cut off as someone jumps the barricade and slides into the ring after Thor, hitting him with some strikes across the back.
Sebastian Reid: THE HOLLYWOOD BLONDE!
Gravedigger: Shadowlove’s...dad? Seriously?
Thor releases Shadowlove who wobbles on his feet a bit as Thor and The Hollywood Blonde engage in a shouting match.
Jimmy Garcia: Thor flipping Shadow Sr. upside down!
Sebastian Reid: PARASITE EVE!
Gravedigger: The Hollywood Blonde wiped out from that one!
Thor pushes to his feet, a look of pride on his face as he turns around into-
Jimmy Garcia: THE DARK GIFT!
Sebastian Reid: Dark Gift DDT from Shadowlove, he falls on top of the champion!
1!
2!
3!
DING DING DING!!
Gravedigger: OH...MY..GOD..
Taylor Lorde: The winner of this match and newwwww UCI Television Champion, Shadowlove!
Shadow rolls off, still a bit stunned and out of it as he’s handed the TV title. The Handsome Half-Breed scoots towards his downed father, propping him up enough to alert him to the situation as the two chuckle and celebrate in the corner of the ring.
Jimmy Garcia: Finally, one of the pioneers of UCI can call himself a champion!
Shadow rolls out and helps pull his father out and to his feet on the outside as we fade to commercial with the new champion hoisting his gold high. |
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Post by Results on Sept 12, 2017 23:47:26 GMT -6
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Post by Results on Sept 12, 2017 23:51:37 GMT -6
Co-Main Event Kevin Bishop vs Preecha Kamon
The bass-line from the beginning of "Sayonara, Perfect World" by Midori plays on the P.A. System before the blast beat overtakes the whole arena with flashing lights and titantron. As soon as the blast beat breaks into the main chorus of the song, Preecha and Armand walk past the curtain, the deaf kick boxer having a sly and confident smile on his face.
Taylor Lorde: Coming to the ring, accompanied by Armand De La Fontaine, weighing in at 170 pounds...PREECHAAAAAA KAAAAAAMOOOOOOOOON!
They walk down the ramp and up the steps of the ring. Wrestler and manager both stand on the apron, staring out into the crowd before stepping through the ropes and standing in the center of the ring.
The entire arena falls into complete darkness, all lights have been taken. The audience left in darkness until a booming sound explodes out of the public announce system, taking control over the speakers. Words, the words of a woman's voice are seen on the titan-tron as the introduction begins.
See, the world from afar...
Every time that harsh drop of the bass pounds on the stereo system, the lights shine in synchronization of the beat.
Like dust from a star...
"Event Horizon" by Sttiched Up Heart officially begins as the drums start picking up along the song. A single spotlight emerges center stage exposing Kevin Bishop's back to the crowd, the design of his jacket the only thing seen to the audience's eyes. With the hoodie over his head, he slowly turns around to look at the disloyal fools booing him, slandering his name in their sheer ignorance. The chorus of the song begins which he expands his arms out to the side and a flash of golden fireworks explodes on each side of the stage. After that sequence has finished, he removes the hoodie from on top of his head then marches down the entrance path assuming that glorious posture in his walk. Ignoring the fans' arms as they stretch out in a futile attempt to touch the King, Kevin Bishop looks at the UCI World Heavyweight Championship around his waist.
He takes a few moments to walk around the ring, eyeing down the crazy booing fans behind the barricades. When he climbs up the steel steps, he also takes his place on the middle turnbuckle outside of the ropes. Kevin Bishop removes the UCI World Heavyweight Championship from around his waist and raises it above his head, both hands on each strap. The lights instantly come back to life, lighting every detail of the interior of the stadium. Kevin drops over the top rope down into his corner, hanging the belt on the top rope as he removes his hoodie then tosses it at ringside.
Sebastian Reid: A highly anticipated match up here, both men approaching the center of the ring...It appears they are going to go at it with fisticuffs; both in a ready fighting stance.
Jimmy Garcia: A ballsy choice for Bishop as Preecha Kamon is an astounding kickboxer and he is basically entering the deaf fighter’s domain.
Gravedigger: Bishop is out of his league! Preecha has no chance against a World champion.
Sebastian Reid: Both Bishop and Kamon are hesitant to through the first strike; trying to catch the other off guard. They circle the ring cautiously...Oh it appears Preecha is going for a front teep...BUT NO! Kevin Bishop catches the leg and...SPINNING BACK ELBOW! A hard one right to the temple! PREECHA IS DOWN! 1...2...3!!! Kevin Bishop wins it!!!
Taylor Lorde: Your winner...KEVIN BIIIIIISHOOOOOOOP! |
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Post by Results on Sept 12, 2017 23:56:57 GMT -6
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Post by Results on Sept 13, 2017 0:04:53 GMT -6
Main Event Triple Threat Tag Team Match Biff Mustache/Jack Schlongson vs Z.W.O vs The Guardians
Lords of Salem hit the PA system as The ZWO come out on the stage in their ZWO custom T's. The rev up the crowd from the stage before bumping wrists and running down to the ring. They slide into the ring and take to the ropes with the crowd chanting along.
Jimmy Garcia: And what a match we have for you tonight! A three way tag team match featuring some of the best talent in UCI. Our current champs ZWO, out in the ring right now riling what has already been an electrified crowd!
Sebastian Reid: This is a Pay-Per-View caliber match on Overload tonight, we should expect some great things to come out of it tonight, but you do have to wonder, with Biff Moustache out of competition due to his...er...injury, what is Jack Schlongson to do? It seems this man has had no luck with Tag partners in his career here in UCI.
Gravedigger: What do you mean what will he do? He has a whole group of talented men standing beside him! He could pick any one of them! He is a resourceful guy!
Jimmy Garcia: Even with that being said, picking a partner so last minute really puts him at a disadvantage regardless of how well he knows them, especially when you have two top tier teams in the ring! ZWO are the tag team champions for a reason, and despite the titles not being on the line, I don't see either of them taking it easy.
The arena lights darken and a hush falls over the crowd. A quick tempo sets the pace for flashing strobes as the guitar kicks in. Spotlit in dim blue, thick fog billows up from the stage; then clears, to reveal the Guardians. Bonnie sprints down the aisle, high-fiving and fist-bumping fans along the way, while Alex follows at a more sedate pace, stopping at ringside to chug from his drinking boot. In tandem, the pair climb into the ring; the Daughter of Time immediately leaps onto the nearest turnbuckle as the Archduke of Mass Confusion circles the ring, as the crowd chants "GUAR-DI-ANS! GUAR-DI-ANS!!" before going to their corner to await the bell.
Jimmy Garcia: Former tag champs, both former World Champions, and one of the most popular tag teams in UCI history. The Guardians are making an explosive entrance tonight and the crowd is going wild!
Gravedigger: These Star Trek rejects keep coming back and its giving me a headache. We should have heard the last of them when they lost their collective titles!
Sebastian Reid: You don't have the illustrious career that both of these competitors have had without the determination to stick it out after losing.
Jimmy Garcia: Yes, but now we wait for an answer to a question people have been wondering for a while this week.
The arena is enveloped in a rainbow centric light show as "Technicolor Shades" by YourEnigma is blasted through the sound system, the lighting pulsing along with the build of the music until it finally bursts forth in an explosion of synth. Coming out from behind the curtain comes The entirety of Rekt 'Em costumed like various members of the Village People, Jack as the Police Officer member. The crowd erupts in laughter as they point at the silly looking ensemble, but Jack just smirks while shaking his head, mouthing, 'of course you would laugh.'
Sebastian Reid: Okay guys, as we found out last week, Jack is throwing in a theme of sorts to his entrances, and while this one might seem a tad obvious, there is a backstory to it.
Jimmy Garcia: You don't say?
Sebastian Reid: He told me, while it is common knowledge now that the Village People was a prominent fixture of the gay club scene back in the late 70's and early 80's, that aspect was heavily downplayed when they rose to fame, but even worse, he says, is that the infamous group later became a joke due to homophobic media portraying anything even slightly flamboyant as silly. Jack is attempting to counter that view by taking the dated image of the group and using it as a signal of a 'new masculinity' if he wins this match.
Jimmy Garcia: I'm sure his words were 'when I win'.
Gravedigger: You're damn right!
Jack approaches the ring, but doesn't enter. Instead, the rest of Rekt 'Em enters the ring and works to push back the rest of the competitors into their respective corners to protect Jack. Several of them protesting this fact by pushing back. Zombie letting off a series of rather vulgar curses in the direction of the interfering Rekt 'Em members. JAck is handed a microphone as he remains on the outside.
Jack "The Crack" Schlongson: Don't worry, dearies. They will be out of the ring soon enough, I just can't risk having any of you Anxious Annies interrupting me before I've said my piece.
The crowd roars with displeasure, echoing the sentiment of the increasingly frustrated competitors in the ring.
Jack "The Crack" Schlongson: Oh, don't be that way, luvs. I assure you this will be over soon enough if you just let it happen, hehe.
Jimmy Garcia: This is totally unfair. What is Jack getting at by having Rekt 'Em forming a barrier between him and the rest of his opponents.
Gravedigger: Maybe if you shut up, Jim, you'd find out. Now quiet, the Rainbow King is talking!
Jack "The Crack" Schlongson: See, my partner this week suffered a REALLY unfortunate mishap. Now, some might look at it and laugh, but being a man with my history, I know just how devastating it would be if I were to suffer such an injury, but to the point, because of it, I need a new partner, and while it would be easy enough for me to take one of my long time bae's in Rekt 'Em, I feel UCI needs to be...shaken up, a little bit.
Jack winks at the camera.
Jack "The Crack" Schlongson: So, welcome at this time, my WONDERFUL partner...
The hand-percussion that begins The Handsome Family's "Far From Any Road" plays over the speakers as the lights begin to dim. Within a few seconds, darkness falls upon the arena as the acoustic guitar kicks in, playing a vaguely sinister riff. A few more seconds later, Erin Fausse emerges from the back, her arrival punctuated by Brett Sparks' ominous baritone.
Jimmy Garcia: HOLY....Its Erin Fausse! She's returned to UCI! And to team with Jack Schlongson of all people!
"From the dusty mesa/Her looming shadow grows/Hidden in the branches of the poison creosote"
She takes a deep breath in and exhales slowly, a smile forming on her face as thunderous jeers greet her. Her head cocked to the side, she begins her descent towards the ring, her confidence unfazed by the sea of disapproval from the audience. Jack drops the might as the two meet outside of the ring and trade smiles.
Sebastian Reid: What could this mean? Did Jack bring her in just for this match or are we witnessing a new team forming before our very eyes?
Gravedigger: It means these two crowd favorite teams are about to get rocked!
Rekt 'Em continues to try to hold back the four competitors in the ring, but fed up with the nonsense, Zombie McMorris reels back and slams Bran in the mouth, sending him tumbling backwards as Zombie follows it up with a hard kick to the gut of Richard, freeing up Kaz to charge the ropes and leap over the top with a flip senton, crashing into both Jack and Erin. Golden begins to try and fight back, but is overwhelmed by the three still in the ring. Bran gets up to help Golden Johnson, but before he can, Bonnie hits him with a running flying knee to the face and as he writhes in pain Alex Richards grabs him and tosses him out of the ring on the side with Kaz, Jack, and Erin. As all four of them get to their feet, Bonnie launches over the ropes as well and hits a plancha over the ropes and hits all four.
Jimmy Garcia: Chaos breaking out even before the match has even started. The referee is gonna have to get control over the situation soon or else everyone is going to beat each other senseless before the match starts.
Gravedigger: Well, if The Guardians would have just waited for Jack to finish...
Jimmy Garcia: But it was your boy, Zombie McMorris, who threw the first punch!
Gravedigger: Zombie gonna do what Zombie gonna do, what do you want me to say?
Zombie McMorris lands a shot on Richard as Richard gets to his feet, which sends him stumbling into Alex Richards who hits Richard with a hard chop to the throat, which sends him back into another punch from Zombie. Richard goes back and forth like this a few times before Bran comes in and breaks it up by landing a hard shot at the head of Zombie, but Zombie reels back for a moment before he laughs and spits in the eye of Bran, causing the crowd to erupt in cheer.
Jimmy Garcia: That classic 'no-cares-given' attitude from Zombie McMorris.
Bran wipes the spit off of his eye and goes for a strike, but Zombie blocks it and returns with a hard kick to the stomach before tossing him out of the ring.
Bonnie is the first one to her feet on the outside as the others struggle back to a vertical base. Quickly following behind her is Kaz and as they notice each other, they begin to start striking each other with repeated shots simultaneously. Erin, up to her feet finally, notices the two distracted and takes it upon herself to hit Kaz with a chop block, sending him back to the ground clutching his leg.
Sebastian Reid: Smart move by Erin to go after the leg, but is it enough after Kaz's big aerial assault from earlier which seemed to deliver a heavy blow to both her and Jack only moments before Bonnie followed it up with one of her own.
Bonnie sees Erin and takes a swing which knocks Erin back into Jack, who pushes Erin into Bonnie, and in the process Erin rakes Bonnie's eyes.
Jimmy Garcia: Someone stop this mayhem! Erin clawed at the eyes of Bonnie! Someone needs to break this up.
Jack goes after Bonnie with Erin, but Richards slides out of the ring and blocks him. Jack lands to elbows to the side of Richard's head, but Richard comes back with a superkick. Richards wastes no time getting Jack back to his feet before SMASHING him back down with a Spiked Samoan Punch.
Sebastian Reid: Oh, a stiff strike from Richards, a finishing blow, sending Jack to the ground. He seems to be laying there pretty limp.
Gravedigger: NO! SOMEONE STOP THIS MAYHEM! JACK WASN'T PREPARED! THEY ATTACKED HIM UNFAIRLY! SOMEONE STOP THE CHAOS!
Jimmy Garcia: ...Seriously, dude?
Zombie tosses Richard out of the ring as Richards rolls Jack into it, putting him and Zombie at the only two in the squared circle.
Richards turns to Erin who is on top of Bonnie, grabs her by the hair to force her to break her attack. Richards then hits her with Samoan Spiked Punch as well before pull Bonnie to her feet and helping her up the ring steps. Kaz, on his feet, scoots around Golden Johnson and moves to his corner.
Jimmy Garcia: Almost everyone is in place. The referee looks ready to call for the starting bell!
But before the referee can officially make the call Bran gets to his feet and grabs the ref through the bottom rope and swipes him off his feet before violently pulling him to the outside. The rest of Rekt 'Em assembles to one spot, picks up the referee together and tosses him into the guard rail to assure he won't ring the bell.
Jimmy Garcia: Goddamn it! Rekt 'Em needs to be ejected from the arena. They have no business interfering!
Gravedigger: They were simply saving Jack being at an unfair disadvantage as not only was he attacked before, but his partner was as well. They just roll him into the ring and expect that to be a fair fight? I support Rekt 'Ems judgement call on this one.
Rekt 'Em admires their handy work as Kaz leaps into the ring, faces the group before leaping onto the top rope and to the outside with a 450 splash.
Sebastian Reid: KAZ-STRAY-SHUN! Knocking all the members of Rekt 'Em to the floor!
Zombie picks up Jack Schlongson, shaking his head before whipping the dazed man into the ropes, and as he comes back Zombie picks him up in a gorilla press and drops him over the ropes, Jack landing on his throat. Jack writhes on the ground. Zombie stomps on his downed opponent repeatedly, but when he goes to grab Jack, Erin slides into the ring and hops on Zombies back, tearing at his eyes. Richards and Bonnie slip into the ring and pull her off. The both of them hitting That Totally Illegal Submission Thing, holding Erin in place as Zombie regains his composure and resumes his attack on Jack. He bends over and underhooks Jack's arms so they are back to back before Zombie raises him up in the air in the vertibreaker position.
Jimmy Garcia: FGTKLR!
With a leap, Jack and Zombie come down, Jack landing on his neck.
Sebastian Reid: GET A REFEREE OUT HERE!
"Supremacy" by Muse plays for the PA system and Spencer Adams comes out with a mic in hand. Bonnie and Richards let go of Erin and Zombie walks over to the ropes, leaving Jack limp on the mat. Kaz slides into the ring and watches with the others.
Sebastian Reid: Okay, step up from what I was thinking, but I'm down for it.
Spencer Adams: That's it! I'm ruling this thing a no contest because if we did manage to get a referee out here, the match would practically be over as soon as it started! If ya'll are so eager to get at each other, how about I reschedule this for the PPV for the Tag Titles!
The crowd erupts in cheers. The two standing teams looking at each other while Jack slowly rolls out of the ring, Erin doing the same while the Rekt 'Em boys crawl to the front of the ring.
Spencer Adams: Erin and Jack vs. The Guardians vs. ZWO!
Jack pulls him entourage to their feet before stumbling weakly over to Spencer and grabbing his mic.
Jack "The Crack" Schlongson: NO! I REFUSE! These people are savages who are so eager to beat ME and my partners that they wouldn't wait for the match to start! For MY safety and that of Rekt 'Em as well as Erin, I'm walking away from this atrocity!
Jack drops the mic and then followed by Erin and Rekt 'Em, storm up the ring, yelling and clutching themselves in pain. Spencer shakes his head and picks up the mic.
Spencer Adams: Fine, easier for me. Guardians and ZWO for the titles! Why the hell not?
The crowd continues to cheer as the two teams stare each other over while Spencer Adams moves back up the ramp before the show fades to black. |
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