Jack "The Crack" Schlongson

Character Name: Jack Schlongson

Nickname: The Crack

Hometown: Your Wildest Dreams, California

Height: 5'7"

Weight: 185 lbs

Alignment: Tweener

In-Ring Style: High-Flyer, Technician

Bio: Intellectual in the streets, beast in the ring, and a demon in the sheets; Jack Schlongson (real name withheld) made a rise in the twink centric sect of the gay porn industry for his versatile work, sultry persona, and prolific output, but in a recent rethinking of careers (as one does between shoots for "Ass Pounders 2: Good Will Dickings" and "That's Going Where?!"), he has made a break for the stardom on a wider scale.

Being no stranger to grappling men ("does that easy joke amuse you, plebs?" -Jack) and taking a real pounding, this 300 movie veteran felt it was a no brainer to take his next big step towards worldwide fame by making his way into the wrestling world; utilizing his naturally limber build and outgoing personality to his advantage. With the help of his fellow co-stars, having formed the crew known simply as Rekt Em, in no time at all ("aside from a rather HOMOPHOBIC stint in a unnamed company" -Jack) Jack has garnered a name for himself as respected as it was in the porno-industry, a place he still worked from time to time in need of money while on the indie circuit.

In a short stint in UCI, Jack managed an impressive win streak and an impressive title reign with his reluctant tag partner Andre Holmes, becoming the tag team of the year. But after growing stress, Jack slipped out of the spotlight to focus on personal matters as his life slipped out from under him.

However, after his long hiatus, the beautiful god-like being has returned to finish some business and show that there is no joke to this "poofta!".

Attire: Out of Ring: Designer skinny jeans, polos/t-shirts, expensive sunglasses, and wingtip leather shoes.

In ring: Long brightly colored tights with J "C" S going down the side in sky blue, rainbow colored wrist tape, and a pair of sky blue wrestling boots.

Theme song: "Technicolor Shade" by YourEnigma

Pic Base: Jimmy Jacobs

Entrance: The arena is enveloped in a rainbow centric light show as "Technicolor Shades" by YourEnigma is blasted through the sound system, the lighting pulsing along with the build of the music until it finally bursts forth in an explosion of synth. Jack Schlongson runs out from behind the curtain, matching the energy of the song, gesturing to his own important as he makes his way to the ring, waving sarcastically to the crowd.

Taylor Lorde: Coming down to the ring, from Your Wildest Dreams, California, weighing in at one hundred and eighty five pounds...JACK "THE CRACK" SCHLONGSON.

Jack slides in under the bottom rope, posing sensually as he lays on his side for a moment before he leaps up onto his feet, winks, and blows a kiss to the hard camera position before moving over to his corner.

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