Post by Biff Mustache on Aug 13, 2017 20:52:10 GMT -6
Man, it's been, like, forever since we won those Gang Bang Titles and we've been defending them against the best competition Mama can find week after week. I'm sure that whoever Mama has us going up against tomorrow is gonna be just as competitive as the rest, but the result will be the same. We're gonna keep our Gang Bang gold. I'm sure that burns Spencer's butt, just like the time I tried to light a fart on fire and ended up having to stay home from pre-school for a month while I recovered in the hospital.
But Spencer can't do anything about it. He's too pre-occupied staring at his mom's almost dead corpse in the hospital. Besides, I don't see anybody else stepping up to take our titles from us because everyone is too intimidated by our masculinity and our power- in and out of the ring.
The simple fact is that the way things are going, the Super Stache Brothers are going to be the UTI Gang Bang Champions forever. No one is taking these things from us, and if anyone wants to try, then I got one question for ya:
WHATCHA GONNA DO WHEN THE SSB RUNS WILD IN YOU?!
But Spencer can't do anything about it. He's too pre-occupied staring at his mom's almost dead corpse in the hospital. Besides, I don't see anybody else stepping up to take our titles from us because everyone is too intimidated by our masculinity and our power- in and out of the ring.
The simple fact is that the way things are going, the Super Stache Brothers are going to be the UTI Gang Bang Champions forever. No one is taking these things from us, and if anyone wants to try, then I got one question for ya:
WHATCHA GONNA DO WHEN THE SSB RUNS WILD IN YOU?!
