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Post by Results on Aug 1, 2017 0:08:05 GMT -6
UCI Intercontinental Championship Casey Holliday (c) vs. Shadowlove vs. Calvin Harris
Taylor Lorde: The following match is scheduled for one fall and is for the UCI Intercontinental Championship!
"PERSONAL JESUS” by Depeche Mode begins to play throughout the darkened Arena. A mixture of multicolored laser lights and strobe lights illuminate the Arena along with theatrical smoke and fog sets the scene like a Four Season Fashion Show. The Audience throughout the Arena stand in anticipation for what is about to be the "New and Improved" wrestling trend in the UCI.
Coming through the theatrical smoke and fog and appearing under the fashion show lighting is the one and only, "The First Couple of Professional Wrestling" in all of sports entertainment, "The Handsome Half-breed" Shadowlove, along with his personal bodyguard/valet, "The Fashionista Sensei" Ms. Miyamoto, stopping for a second, taking in the aura of the Arena, pose like fashion models on a catwalk.
The Audience throughout the Arena begin clicking away with their cameras like the paparazzi during a "Hollywood" premiere. Ms. Miyamoto leads the way down the aisle with "flirty" confidence as Shadowlove, a few steps behind her, enjoying the view. "The First Couple of Professional Wrestling" make their way to the squared circle. Shadowlove slides into the ring like a snake. Ms. Miyamoto, with catlike precision, walks up the ringside steps and seductively enters the ring through the second rope.
"HER STRUT" by Bob Seger & The Silver Bullet Band begins to play throughout the arena. Shadowlove stands in the middle of the ring, spreads his arms straight out and bows his head, as if, being crucified on a cross. Jesus Wept! Ms. Miyamoto, exuding fantastic supermodel energy, as she walks with a stiff, erect, and apparently arrogant and conceited "Strut" around "The Handsome Half-breed" Shadowlove, to a rousing "Standing Ovation" from the crowd. She lowers her RayBan sunglasses down her perfectly flawless nose of her angelic looking face showing off her incandescent green eyes, nodding in approval at such a Magnificent Specimen, while tapping a rolled-up copy of the Wall St. Journal in the palm of her hand.
Ms. Miyamoto cradles up against Shadowlove's body, caressing his muscular chest with her fingers and raises her RayBan sunglasses up her perfectly flawless nose of her angelic looking face, hiding her incandescent green eyes, with her middle finger. Shadowlove raises his head, with his classically masculine and modern mussed, razor-textured, choppy finished dark brown hair. He shows off his fighters face, with an ice cold stare which radiants from his blue eyes. A malevolent, tight wolfish, whiplash smile, slowly appearing on his lips showing off perfectly white even teeth in a "'The Face Of The Franchise’, the whole ‘F’N’ Show, Mr. UCI, if you will, or whatever expletive that you want to put in front of his name.” shit-eating grin as he strips off the black leather trench-coat like a Chippendale's dancer.
A couple of salty looking Japanese dudes named Kyodai and Shatei, known as the bodyguard duo of Black Rain, both sporting jet-black crew-cut hair, sunglasses, custom-made black Giorgio Armani business suits appear out of nowhere and stand in an on guard, very protective, ever vigilant attack formation behind Ms. Miyamoto outside the squared-circle.
Sebastian Reid: Is it really a PPV without Shadowlove?
Jimmy Garcia: Shadow and Miyamoto are staples in UCI and The Handsome Half-Breed is hoping to prove why with his first title win tonight!
Inside the arena the fans were sitting on the edge of their seats waiting in anticipation for the next bit of action to take place. With that being said Fall Out Boy's "Memories" began to hit the arena's speakers. The guitar riff kicking it all off and it was something the thousands in attendance were able to recognize from the start. Didn't take long at all for those fans to begin to change their tune. They went from being excited for action to completely and utterly loathing the show. All because of who was about to make their to the ring.
Only a few seconds had passed since the song began to play. That's when the curtain could be seen being slowly pulled back. Stepping out a moment later happened to be none other than the man known as the Martyr of Pro Wrestling himself, Calvin Harris. Seeing the man caused the crowd to uproar again, but this time with louder boos and jeers. All of them hoping that this was going to be enough to get him to go away. However they should've known better than that. Standing center of the stage, Calvin looked around the ring with this smug smirk on his lips. The type of smug smirk that would make people want to knock it right off his expression.
That being said Calvin found himself stretching his arms out to either side of him. Almost like he was encouraging the crowd to give him more hate. For this was something that actually motivated him and something that actually drove him. Like puppets the fans gave in booing even louder and vocally expressing their hatred for him anyway that they could. After a few moments he lowered his arms back down at his side and began to slowly make his way down the ramp.
RING ANNOUNCER: Ladies and gentlemen. Introducing at this time all the way from Chicago, Illinois. Weighing in at two hundred and twenty seven pounds. He is known as the Martyr of Pro Wrestling. . . CALVIN HARRIS!
Hearing that announcement put the crowd on edge. It was like they were hearing nails running down a chalkboard. Not a pleasant situation at all. Again they were vocal getting louder with their boos. At this point they were so loud it was hard for people to even hear themselves think. Let alone begin to form an actual thought that made any sense. By this time that he had been introduced to the crowd. Calvin was halfway down the ramp, seemingly taking his time. That smirk of his remained on his expression as he let out a couple of chuckles at those fans he deemed pathetic. Though, he had finally made it to the end of the ramp.
Calvin took a couple of steps towards the ring and reached up with his right hand grabbing the middle rope. He proceeded to pull himself up onto the apron and onto his knees. He pushed himself right up to his feet and in a pretty swift motion. He lifted one leg over the middle rope, ducked down under the top, and found himself right in the ring. That's when Calvin took it upon himself to take the nearest turnbuckle. He climbed it right up to the second rung and looked out at the booing crowd. Not a single one of them were backing down from how they felt about him. Something that was just making him happier and happier with each boo he heard.
All of the sudden he brought his hands up and out to each side of him while tilting his head back a bit. It was almost like he was in a position where he was forcing the crowd to "bask" in all his glory or as if he was wanting them to "praise" him. Something that wasn't going to happen. Not even on his best day. That taunt remained for only a couple of seconds. At least until the theme song found itself fading out. At that point Calvin turned himself around leaping down from the turnbuckle and found himself bouncing around on his two feet waiting for the next bit of action to take place.
Gravedigger: Harris making a statement earlier this month by throwing away the Rising Stars Championship.
Jimmy Garcia: Harris is determined to move up further and this could be his night to do it!
The chorus of "Fashion" by Lady Gaga hits the PA system and Casey Holliday steps through the curtains, instantly drawing a mixed reaction from the crowd. She starts to walk down the ramp, obviously confident in her self-proclaimed, prodigious abilities. She has a smirk on her face as she gets to the ring, obviously enjoying whatever reaction she's getting from the fans. When she enters the ring, she finally acknowledges the "haters" with a 'hush' signal, which only serves to incite them to boo her louder. Casey has a laugh to herself at this, as she starts to focus on her match and the song fades.
Sebastian Reid: Big time title match worthy of a main event spot many could argue!
The three circle each other as the ref gets in position.
DING DING DING!!
Casey heads after Calvin who dips under the bottom rope and rolls out, taunting the champion as Shadowlove takes advantage just behind her.
Gravedigger: Shadow pulling the champ in for the kill!
He wastes no time, opting not to signal to Miyamoto as he drops the champion straight on her head.
Jimmy Garcia: DARK GIFT!
Before Shadowlove can go for the pin, Harris reaches in and yanks him down and out by his right leg.
Sebastian Reid: Shadowlove none too pleased about that!
Gravedigger: Harris throwing him into the post though!
Harris slides in quickly as Shadowlove goes down.
Jimmy Garcia: Not like this! Harris known for these sort of cheap finishes!
Gravedigger: Nothing is cheap in a triple threat match! It’s no DQ!
Harris pulls Casey to her feet and quickly lifts her up for-
Sebastian Reid: ART OF BETRAYAL!
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3!
DING DING DING!!
Jimmy Garcia: WHAT AN UPSET!
Taylor Lorde: Your winner and neeewwww-
Taylor is cut off as Harris snatches the belt and slides out of the ring, quickly retreating up the ramp.
Gravedigger: Shadowlove left looking a bit frustrated right now.
Shadow opts to march down the ramp, headed after Harris it seems.
Jimmy Garcia: That just leaves Casey in the ring to recover, the former champ being helped up and it’s needless to say she’s feeling a bit disapp-
With the ring clear other than Casey, Bonnie Blue accompanied by her #BeachKrew family rush the ring.
Sebastian Reid: What is this?!
Casey is stomped down by the collective before being pulled to her feet by by Bonnie who shouts for boyfriend to attack.
Gravedigger: BROSEIDON PUNCH!
Casey crumples to the mat as Bonnie shines a devilish smirk.
Jimmy Garcia: The champ is not done with Casey yet as #BeachKrew just drags her limp body towards the ropes!
Casey is pulled out onto the apron alongside Bonnie as the other members of #BeachKrew take to ringside and rip up the protective matting.
Sebastian Reid: Officials pleading with Bonnie right now!
Bonnie looks at the cement below as her group keeps the officials at bay.
Jimmy Garcia: WEEPING ANGEL!
Crowd: BOOOOOO!
Gravedigger: Holy shit..
Sebastian Reid: We need medical help out here now! |
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Post by Results on Aug 1, 2017 0:08:52 GMT -6
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Post by Results on Aug 1, 2017 0:11:19 GMT -6
UCI Hypermedia Championship UCI Television Championship on the line Gauntlet Match Zombie McMorris (c) vs. L Verez vs. Kaz Mazy vs. Dylan Wade vs. Nova-Kaine vs. Corey Black vs. Jayson Price
Jimmy Garcia: Great night of action so far! We know that Umeji and Cormack will both meet Cordelia Malice next month to determine a new Rising Stars Champion!
Sebastian Reid: We also know by now that Calvin Harris is our new Intercontinental Champion after upsetting Casey Holliday! Casey, of course, could be in a bit of trouble with that attack from #BeachKrew!
Gravedigger: Let’s talk about this match though, gentlemen. Not only is this the biggest Hypermedia Title match we’ve ever had, but it may be one of the biggest matches EVER in a UCI ring.
Jimmy Garcia: Indeed! Both ZMAC’s Hypermedia and TV titles will be defended tonight!
Sebastian Reid: How is that gonna work anyway? I don’t know if we were ever told..
Gravedigger: Don’t question the fucked up logic, just enjoy!
DING DING DING!!
Taylor Lorde: The following is a gauntlet match for both the Hypermedia and Television Championships!
The crowd lets out a loud chorus of applause, because everybody loves giant convoluted title matches or some shit.
Taylor Lorde: Two competitors will begin the match with a new one entering after every pinfall!
The ref leans over and whispers something into Taylor’s ear as the announcer looks back at him a bit curiously before continuing.
Taylor Lorde: It has been brought to my attention that as champion Zombie McMorris be pinned twice to be eliminated from this match! If any competitor manages a first pinfall on ZMAC, they will become the new Television Champion! At the end of the gauntlet match, the last person standing will be the Hypermedia Champion!
Sebastian Reid: Interesting stipulation and a HUGE advantage for the champion, essentially being given two lives tonight!
Jimmy Garcia: Well, let’s hope it’s not-
Gravedigger: God dammit..
"Judas" by Fozzy hits the arena speakers as the lights dim down until the guitars and drums kick in and pyro goes off from the titantron and stage. The crowd lets out a mixed reaction as a spotlight comes down onto the stage as Jayson Price steps out from the back. He pauses at the top of the stage and soaks in the crowd reaction, even waving them on so they'll get louder for him.
Sebastian Reid: The crowd not pleased to see the former UCI GM as our first entrant tonight!
Price slaps the spot on his waist as if he’s a champion or something and rubs his hand over the imaginary face plate before he starts walking down the ramp, ignoring the outstretched hands of the fans, until he knocks the cell phone out of the hand of a selfie taking fan and then laughs. Finally he'll climb up onto the apron and step through the ropes into the ring where he walks over to the nearby corner and climbs up onto the top turnbuckle where he takes a seat.
Jimmy Garcia: Who will be next then?
"Paper Cut" by Linkin Park starts blaring across the arena and red beams of light aim at the entrance of the ramp. Nova walks out with the beat of music controlling his movements and he bows to the fans in attendance as he grabs at his midsection, showing the toll of having already wrestled in the opener. Nova throws up a salute and marches down the stage before sliding into the ring, being met with a couple of cheap stomps to the head from Jayson Price.
Crowd: FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU!
Nova eats a few more stomps before being yanked up and backed into one of the corners by a barrage of hard jabs. The ref quickly intervenes, separating the two to check on Nova-Kaine who appears dazed from the early attack, but eager to get into the fight.
Gravedigger: A bit out of it, but it looks like this one is ready to begin.
Nova charges forward clumsily, met with calculated chop block from Price that collides with the front of Nova’s knees which quickly buckle as he collapses to the mat.
Jimmy Garcia: Jayson Price dissecting Nova in the early going, clearly taking advantage of being the fresher man!
Price yanks Nova to his feet once more, but is met with a hard slap across the face as Nova wobbles a bit more before springing back off the ropes.
Gravedigger: Knee to the gut from Price!
Sebastian Reid: Continuing to stop Nova from building any real momentum right now.
Nova doubles over, holding his midsection again as Price holds his arms out to his sides to absorb the boos.
Jimmy Garcia: Price stepping back for the Price Check, taunting Nova with it!
Sebastian Reid: Nova ducks it!
Price spins around in surprise, being caught with a move of desparation from Nova-Kaine.
Gravedigger: Twist of Fate from Nova!
Jimmy Garcia: Just barely got that one off! Can he make something happen here?!
Nova practically collapses toward the corner, pulling himself up with sheer willpower as Price begins to shake off the cobwebs.
Sebastian Reid: Jayson Price trying to push himself up here just as Nova seems to be looking for his footing! Someone’s taking big damage!
Gravedigger: Nova looking for High Times. Can he land it?
Jimmy Garcia: He does just that!
Sebastian Reid: Nova hooks the leg!
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3!
Jimmy Garcia: Price is out! Nova-Kaine pulling off a big time magic trick there!
Gravedigger: He may be a bit spent now though!
As the beat to her song starts, L Verez starts walking slowly to the stage with her hands behind her back. Then she slowly turns toward the ring, and moves her arms to an X-crossed position, with an L hand sign on her right hand, and a V hand sign on her left. Once the bass drops, she 360 spins as she drops down to one knee. Her right hand is holding up her sunglasses, and her left is out with her "come in peace" symbol. As she gets back up, she lifts her right arm up with an "OK" symbol, and her left arm out to the side with her peace symbol. After making some odd gestures to the crowd, she quickly rolls to the ring and approaches the worn down Nova-Kaine, extending a hand and pulling him to his feet.
Sebastian Reid: Big respect shown from L, opting to start out her battle with Nova the noble way.
Gravedigger: More like the stupid way. Why would anyone blow an easy pinfall like that?!
L shoots Nova a nod which is returned as the two circle each other, Nova hopping around a bit gingerly.
Jimmy Garcia: Quick arm drag from Verez, cranking back on it now!
Sebastian Reid: Nova trying to spin out of it though.
Gravedigger: Arm drag from Nova-Kaine.
Jimmy Garcia: Big leg drop to follow it up!
Sebastian Reid: Ref counting the pin!
1!
KICKOUT!
Gravedigger: Bit early for that one.
Nova pulls L up, but is met with some big chops across the chest.
Jimmy Garcia: Big dropkick from Verez, quick pin here!
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2!
NO!
L sits Nova up and quickly drives her knee into the middle of his back before throwing him back to the mat for another pin attempt.
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2!
NO!
Sebastian Reid: L wasting no time, pulling Nova up here.
L goes for an overhand right, but Nova is able to duck it and counter with a soccer kick to the leg.
Gravedigger: Nova going for the twist of fate.
Jimmy Garcia: L spins it around!
Sebastian Reid: CELESTIAL DESCENT!
Gravedigger: Nova spins out though!
Jimmy Garcia: Keeping each other on their toes!
Both competitors spin around, answering back with big moves out of instinct.
Sebastian Reid: DOUBLE ROUNDHOUSE KICK!
Gravedigger: Close quarters roundhouse kick between these two as they collapse to the mat!
Jimmy Garcia: L with the arm over Nova!
Sebastian Reid: Nova doing the same though!
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3!
Gravedigger: Wow! Big double elimination!
Jimmy Garcia: Nice back forth between Nova and L, but now it looks like we’ve gotta bring out not one, but TWO new competitors!
Sebastian Reid: Looks like Dylan Wade is the next to join the party!
Gravedigger: Running down to the ring, not wanting to waste any time in getting this one started.
"Killed By Death" hits the PA system as the arena begins to fill with smoke. The Guitar and drums kick in and play up as the crowd search for ZMAC. Them vocals smash the speakers as the spotlight shows ZMAC who stands out in the middle section of the area. He stands there with his back turned to the ring with his arms out in a ‘T’ pose. He turns to face the crowd as he takes a few steps down the aisle way. He pumps the crowd up as they go rabid for the Coked UP Mad Man who reaches into his pulls out a vial of cocaine and snorts it. Fans swarm him as he takes beer after beer and chugs them; getting some all over his face and chest. ZMAC is in a sea of “Dove Killah Certified OG’s” as the fans lift him up and body surf him down to the crowd barrier. He jumps the barrier and at Dylan Wade from the outside.
Jimmy Garcia: This is NOT the guy you want to see right now if you’re Dylan Wade!
Sebastian Reid: ZMAC does have those two lives granted to him as a champion’s advantage tonight, but Dylan Wade is the first to get a crack at that first life, the TV title!
Wade taunts for ZMAC to bring it and Z hops up onto the apron, staring the rookie dead in the eyes.
Gravedigger: Dylan Wade going in for the big lariat.
Jimmy Garcia: ZMAC dipping down using the ropes for leverage!
Sebastian Reid: Z swings the legs into his ankles and Dylan Wade is taken down!
ZMAC pulls himself under, sliding into the ring and rolling over to a knee, smiling as he stalks the down challenger.
Gravedigger: Z pulling Wade in, crucifix powerbomb set up here.
Z goes to slip Wade behind a bit, dropping him face first, but Dylan Wade barely manages to tuck and roll through to get to his feet.
Jimmy Garcia: Great body control from Dylan Wade!
Wade falls into the ropes and manages to turn around just as Z approaches him.
Sebastian Reid: Headbutt to the midsection from Wade.
Gravedigger: ZMAC answering back with a big clubbing forearm!
ZMAC pulls Wade in for another powerbomb setup but the rookie is able to drop his weight down and grab hold of ZMAC’s legs before sliding him into position.
Jimmy Garcia: Alabama Slammer!
Sebastian Reid: Big move from the newcomer!
Wade opts to take to the second turnbuckle, holding onto the ropes before pushing himself off.
Gravedigger: Diving senton from Dylan Wade, pinfall attempt!
1!
2!
KICKOUT!
Jimmy Garcia: Just barely a two count there!
Wade pushes up, turning around and looking to the top this time.
Sebastian Reid: Dylan Wade going for it again!
Wade balances himself up top and pounds his chest a couple times before leaping off back first towards ZMAC.
Gravedigger: KNEES UP FROM ZMAC!
Jimmy Garcia: ZMAC rolling Wade up!
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3!
Sebastian Reid: Great effort from the rookie Dylan Wade tonight, showing nothing but fight against the champ!
Jimmy Garcia: ZMAC still safe with those two lives!
Heavy guitar distortion cuts through the arena as all the lights shut off, minus a gaggle of blue and green on the stage. They all aim at the tron which is showing an unorthodox entrance video. It shows UCI Superstar Kaz Mazy performing daring feats all in Super Nintendo fighting game graphics ala Mortal Kombat.
"FIGHT!!!"
"2nd Sucks" by A Day To Remember starts blaring as lights explode throughout the arena and the words growl sending a shiver up every collective spine in attendance. The battle cry makes men sprout thick and all the baddest of poons wet. Every child in attendance grows hair on their ballsack and they reach for the nearest bong and start tokin' up!
Spotlights center on one of the entrances in the crowd where Kaz stands, kendo holstered to his back, waving that Old Glory Poon Guinean Flag with the Ham' n' Sick' and the Fitty Stars and Thickteen Bars.
Kaz leaps the barricade and slides into the ring, taking a corner as he watches the champ push to his feet and shift his attention towards The Godson.
Gravedigger: Shit just got real.
Sebastian Reid: It sure as hell did!
They step to one another, trading words and pressing foreheads together.
Gravedigger: They gonna fuck or what?
Jimmy Garcia: Jesus, Digger..
Gravedigger: It’s PPV. The network ain’t got nothing on me here!
The ref steps in a bit, trying to place an arm between the two men which only causes tempers to flare up more as both start swinging for the fences.
Sebastian Reid: A lot of words traded between these two and now, there are a whole lot of shots being exchanged as well!
ZMAC throws a few consecutive haymakers which knock Kaz back a bit, but Mazy is able to answer with a high angled dropsault.
Jimmy Garcia: ZMAC sent to the corner there!
Kaz steps off the bottom rope and runs toward the cornered champ.
Gravedigger: ZMAC pushing off himself.
Sebastian Reid: FALCON PUNCH!
Jimmy Garcia: Kaz still on his feet, but not looking great after that one!
With Kaz trying to regain footing, ZMAC steps back slowly off the ropes before making a quick dash at Kaz.
Gravedigger: FALCON PUNCH NUMERO DOS!
Sebastian Reid: Already with one elimination, ZMAC bringing the fire against Kaz Mazy right now!
Jimmy Garcia: Indeed! Kaz just barely able to stay up and another shot like that might do him in!
ZMAC looks at Kaz like a wounded animal before driving a knee into his gut.
Gravedigger: Kaz taken down to a knee here.
ZMAC: BOOT PAAAARTY!
Sebastian Reid: ZMAC stepping back here, looking poised to kick Kaz’s head clean off his body!
Jimmy Garcia: Kaz pushing up just enough to avoid it though, very smart move!
ZMAC steps to the challenger now, lifting his boot up under Mazy’s chin to prop him up a bit.
Gravedigger: Still slumping a bit though.
Z grabs a fistful of Kaz’s hair, pulling back a big right and driving it forward.
Sebastian Reid: Another big shot from ZMAC!
Jimmy Garcia: Z sees this as his house and he’s letting that be known right now!
Gravedigger: Another vicious right from Z!
Sebastian Reid: If we were under MMA rules, this would’ve been called a long time ago!
Jimmy Garcia: Z pulling back for another one!
Gravedigger: RKAZRO! RKAZRO!
Sebastian Reid: RKAZRO OUT OF NOWHERE! Z IS DOWN! KAZ USING WHAT MAY HAVE BEEN THAT LITTLE BIT LEFT INSIDE!
Jimmy Garcia: MAKE THE PIN! MAKE THE PIN!
Gravedigger: Kaz rolling on top of ZMAC now!
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3!
Sebastian Reid: WHAT JUST HAPPENED?!
Jimmy Garcia: WE HAVE A NEW TV CHAMPION!!!
Gravedigger: No way…
The crowd goes a bit silent in shock as Kaz struggles to sit up.
Sebastian Reid: An end to a historic TV title run from ZMAC, but this one isn’t over!
Kaz tries to sit up, but is slow in doing so as ZMAC is able to stir a bit quicker.
Jimmy Garcia: Punches being traded from the ground this time as ZMAC has been taken down to his second chance at winning this one!
Gravedigger: Kaz slow though on the offense, the previous onslaught doing big things against the challenger.
Both men do their best to keep after the other, but ZMAC is just a touch healthier, managing to push up to a standing base as he delivers another big strike.
Sebastian Reid: LOO-BRUH-KAY-SHUN TWIIIIST!
Jimmy Garcia: ZMAC REVERSES IT!
Gravedigger: He’s got him up!
Sebastian Reid: AXE WOUND!
Jimmy Garcia: KAZ SENT CRASHING TO THE MAT!
Gravedigger: THE COVER!
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3!
Sebastian Reid: WOW!
Jimmy Garcia: THAT is intensity!
Gravedigger: ZMAC still in this one, but ther-
Before Gravedigger can finish his sentence, "Spit Out the Bone" by Metallica hits the PA as the lights drop and purple lights illuminate the arena. A few moments later Corey Black emerges from the backstage area wearing a worn looking black leather vest with "ALL HAIL" - a skull with a crown - and "THE KING" on the back of it. The crowd fills the arena with boos as Corey makes his way to the ring, little interaction with anyone, just focus on the squared circle. Black slides into the ring and walks towards the downed champion.
Sebastian Reid: Corey Black is here in a UCI ring and he’s not waiting for anything right now, stomping a mudhole into the Hypermedia champion!
Jimmy Garcia: Corey bringing ZMAC up now, he has the champion craddled!
Gravedigger: Michinoku driver from Corey Black!
ZMAC slumps down, but Corey pulls him right back up for another.
Sebastian Reid: Another Michinoku!
The champ smiles up at The King of All Wrestlers before being pulled into a third.
Gravedigger: The champ just got MUNK’d times three! We’ve never seen ZMAC in this position before!
Jimmy Garcia: Black with the pin!
1!
2!
NOOOOO!
Sebastian Reid: ZMAC is refusing to die!
Corey pulls Z up again, positioning himself behind the champion for a German suplex.
Gravedigger: Z with an elbow to the gut!
Jimmy Garcia: The champion grabbing the leg!
Sebastian Reid: Samoan drop from ZMAC!
Gravedigger: Ref counting a pin here!
1!
Jimmy Garcia: Corey rolling through for a pin of his own!
1!
2!
KICKOUT!
Sebastian Reid: Corey still in decent shape though, ZMAC managing to hang in there of course!
Corey gets to the ropes, pulling himself back up as ZMAC sits up in the middle of the ring.
Gravedigger: Corey with the running kick across the chest.
Z leans back a bit from the impact as Corey swings for a kick to the head.
Jimmy Garcia: Z DUCKS IT!
Z hooks the leg, managing to leap on top of Corey with a burst of energy.
Sebastian Reid: Hard headbutt from ZMAC!
Gravedigger: This one is a straight up dog fight right now, ZMAC laying into him with some big closed fists!
Z’s hits seem to get harder and harder as Corey’s blood paints his hands.
Jimmy Garcia: ZMAC like a shark when he sees crimson and Corey black is busted open big time!
ZMAC goes for another headbutt, but Corey fires back with one of his own before grabbing hold of the champions head.
Sebastian Reid: Corey raking at the eyes and forehead of the champ!
Gravedigger: That’s one way to become blood brothers I suppose.
As his blood leaks down onto Corey, Z fires back with another hard headbutt which renders CD nearly unconscious as pushes himself off of him.
Jimmy Garcia: Zombie getting up now and this is something you just have to see to believe!
ZMAC wipes the blood from his brow, pulling the nearly limp CD up to his feet.
Sebastian Reid: HE’S UP FOR THE AXE WOUND!
Corey stumbles out of ZMAC’s grip and just barely onto his feet, grinning as he pulls Z closer.
Gravedigger: This is happening!
Jimmy Garcia: BURNING HAMMER!
Sebastian Reid: Classic Corey Black!
Corey flops on top of the champion as the ref counts the pin.
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3!
DING DING DING!!
Gravedigger: WOW!
Sebastian Reid: It’s over!
Taylor Lorde: The winner of this match and newwwww UCI Hypermedia Champion, Corey Black!
Jimmy Garcia: A lot of people feared this moment coming to light and….we just witnessed a classic!
Gravedigger: Two new champions crowned and a former champ showing why this is his house!
We cut to commercial as CD sits up bloodied and smiling with the Hypermedia Championship in his lap. |
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Post by Results on Aug 1, 2017 0:12:09 GMT -6
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Post by Results on Aug 1, 2017 0:13:23 GMT -6
UCI World Championship Bonnie Blue (c) vs. Bolas de Arana vs. FPV
Jimmy Garcia: The biggest event of the Summer has been living up the hype, but we’re not done just yet!
Sebastian Reid: We already know what’s to come! Bonnie Blue. Bolas de Arana. FPV. UCI World Title on the line! Let’s finish this off with a bang!
Taylor Lorde: The following match is schedule for one fall and is for the UCI WOOOOORLD HEAAAAVYWEIIIIIGHT CHAAAAAAMPIONSHIIIPPP!!!!
The crowd roars with excitement as the cameras focus toward the stage.
Gravedigger: It’s time!
The guitar riff of "Feel Invincible" by Skillet and the lights go out and a blue spread light aims at the entrance. Bolas de Arana walks out to the roar of the crowd. He strikes a Michael Jackson pose, pointing out to the crowd as blue flames erupt behind him. Bolas stands straight, his focus becoming much more serious as he walks to the ring. His smile grows and that tongue sneaks out as Bolas slides into the ring, posing in the middle of the ring, the "Sexy Bear Skin Rug" Pose. Bolas stands and walks to the corner, pacing like a caged animal.
Jimmy Garcia: This is the man the people came to see! This is Bolas getting his chance to shine in the main event of one of the biggest PPVs of the year!
Sebastian Reid: He’s up against stiff competition though!
Gravedigger: Speaking of..
The lights dim to a blood red, as glitchy electronic noises fill the arena. Many suspect that "Ghosts n' Stuff" is about to play...until instead they get a snippet of multiple songs. First "You Know My Name," then "Mountain Song," "Ghosts 'n Stuff, "The Scott Pilgrim Anthem," and finally "Professional Griefers." This snippets play seemingly at random until all sound stops, and the lights go off completely, until three words pop up on the titantron, in big white letters.
"FRANK PATRICK VENABLE"
Jimmy Garcia: Another huge threat to Bonnie Blue’s reign as world champion! One of the greatest wrestlers alive today!
Sebastian Reid: You’re not kidding! This is a match that’s long overdue!
The crowd explodes in applause as "True North" hits the P.A and Frank Patrick Venable finally makes his entrance, dressed in a dark red hoodie and wrestling tights, ready for a fight. He runs down to the ring at an almost inhuman speed, sliding into the ring from underneath the bottom rope. He panders to the always appreciative crowd before removing his hoodie and entering his corner, waiting for the champion.
The slow beat of Rihanna's "Same Ol' Mistakes" rolls through the arena as blue and white spotlights, synchronized to the music, flare on and off against a darkened stage. Bonnie Blue appears, the UCI World Championship slung over her shoulder, peering at the audience over the rims of a pair of teal shutter shades. A mixture of boos and cheers pours forth from all directions as she surveys her domain, a defiant smirk on pink-glossed lips.
I can just hear them now / "How could you let us down?"
They don't know what I felt / Or see it from this way round
Sliding the shades back up, Bonnie makes her way along the aisle with a confident swagger, posing for a few selfies with fans as she reaches ringside.
Feeling it overtake / All that I used to hate
Wonder what if we trade / I tried but it's way too late
After a few photos, Bonnie tosses her shades to a fan, then continues to the ring. Without hesitation, she leaps up onto the ring apron and kneels to strike a cocky pose, leaning against the middle rope. She gazes out across the audience for a moment before slipping through the ropes.
All the slides I don't read / Two sides of me can't agree
When I breathe in too deep / Going with what I always longed for…
Haughtily, she saunters to her corner, where she hands off her vest and the strap resting on her shoulder.
Jimmy Garcia: The champ is in the building and you could cut the tension with a knife right now!
Gravedigger: Big time title defense for Bonnie against two very hungry challengers to her throne.
DING DING DING!!
As the ref calls for the bell, Bolas springs off the ropes, hitting Bonnie with a tornado kick.
Sebastian Reid: Wow!
FPV is caught off guard as Bolas leaps right back to his feet.
Jimmy Garcia: Clothesline from FPV!
Gravedigger: Spider Balls leapfrogs over.
Sebastian Reid: Don’t turn around!
Jimmy Garcia: Pele kick from Bolas de Arana! Cover on FPV!
1!
KICKOUT!
Gravedigger: Big energy out of the gate, but he shouldn’t be tiring himself out too early here.
As Bolas pushes to his feet, the champ comes behind him and grabs a fistful of tights.
Sebastian Reid: Bolas sent face first into the turnbuckle!
Bolas collides into the post, but manages to turn around just as-
Jimmy Garcia: Flying clothesline from Bonnie and Bolas goes down!
Gravedigger: Cover on Bolas.
1!
NO!
Sebastian Reid: FPV quick to break that one up!
Bonnie pushes up and turns around, staring into the eyes of FPV who leers right back.
Gravedigger: With Bolas down, it looks like it’s all about Bonnie vs. Frank right now!
Without saying or signaling much of anything, Bonnie and Frank lay into each other with an exchange of chops, kicks, and jabs in rapid succession.
Jimmy Garcia: Quick brawling between champion and challenger!
Sebastian Reid: Big spinning chop from Bonnie!
Frank rubs the sting layed across his jaw as the champ bounces off the ropes.
Gravedigger: FUS ROH DUH!
Jimmy Garcia: Big clothesline counter from Frank and a cover on the champ!
1!
KICKOUT!
Sebastian Reid: Another quick pin and a quick kickout to match.
Gravedigger: He’s been tasked with ending Bonnie’s reign at the top and he’s not about to waste any window he sees.
FPV rolls through to towards the ropes and pulls himself toward the top turnbuckle.
Jimmy Garcia: That clothesline counter may be just we he needed as FPV appears ready to execute a Goomba Stomp on the champ!
Frank motions toward the mat as he stands tall above the ring.
Sebastian Reid: BOLAS IS UP!
Gravedigger: Frank better rethink the situation quick or els-
Jimmy Garcia: JUMP UP FRANKENSTEINER FROM ARANA!!!!!!
Frank is sent flying across the mat as the crowd roars and Bolas scrambles for the cover on his opponent.
1!
2!
Sebastian Reid: Bonnie shoves him off! Just in time!
As Bonnie makes the save, Bolas rolls over onto his front, gripping at his head in shock.
Gravedigger: Big move from Arana, bigger save from the champion.
Bonnie and Bolas crawl towards each other as Bolas tries to pull the champ towards him.
Jimmy Garcia: Bonnie with a bridging triangle choke!
As soon as Bonnie flips over to apply the submission, Arana screams out in pain, reaching for the nearby rope in an attempt to escape a sticky situation.
Sebastian Reid: Bolas gets it, but Bonnie not letting go!
As the strength starts to leave him a bit, Bolas is able to yank himself free just enough to roll out and drop to the outside where he begins choking and grabbing at his throat.
Gravedigger: Effective strategy from Bonnie, Bolas lucky to have escape that one.
Bonnie pulls herself up with the ropes, shouting insults at the injured challenger on the outside before turning back toward-
Jimmy Garcia: BOOM HEADSHOT!
Crowd: HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!
As FPV drops to go for the pin, Bonnie opts to roll out to join Bolas on the outside.
Sebastian Reid: Bonnie able to escape a loss as well!
Bonnie crawls toward the barricade and uses it to drag herself up, managing to stand just as FPV runs off the ropes opposite his opponents and dives through to the champion like a lawn dart.
Gravedigger: NOOOOO!!!
Jimmy Garcia: SPEAR! SPEAR! SPEAR! FPV JUST BROKE THE BARRICADE!
Crowd: THIS IS AWESOME! *CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP*
Sebastian Reid: Never in my life have I seen a barricade break like that!
Before the ref can check on Frank and Bonnie, Bolas is back to his feet. He pulls Frank from the rubble and rolls him into the ring.
Gravedigger: Bolas still grabbing at the throat that Bonnie was targeting earlier, but now may be his best shot at ending this!
Frank sways back and forth as Bolas stomps his feet on the mat to get the crowd riled up in support of him.
Jimmy Garcia: Could this be Arana’s time?!
Sebastian Reid: ABSOLUTE RESOLUTION!!!!!
Gravedigger: FRANK IS DOWN!
Jimmy Garcia: COVER FROM BOLAS!
1!
2!
3-
NOOOO!!!!!
Sebastian Reid: FRANK KICKS OUT! FRANK KICKS OUT!
Gravedigger: HOW IN THE HELL?!?!
Jimmy Garcia: That may have been the best chance Arana had in this match and FPV is just BARELY able to kick out of it!!
Bolas pounds the mat, letting out a deep battle cry as the crowd roars right along with him.
Sebastian Reid: Bolas has Frank to his feet!
Gravedigger: Big uppercut from Arana and Frank can barely stand right now!
Jimmy Garcia: Spinning kick to the gut!
FPV is forced to grip the top rope to remain standing as Bolas bounces off the adjacent middle rope and flies toward Frank.
Sebastian Reid: BOOM HEADSHOT!!!!
Gravedigger: Bolas goes out cold, but Frank doesn’t look like he has anything left in the tank either after the last second superkick!
Jimmy Garcia: Wait a minute-!
Sebastian Reid: Medical staff trying to get Bonnie to the back, but she wants no part in it as she breaks away!
Bonnie stumbles to the apron, weakly pulling herself up onto it as staff try to talk her down.
Gravedigger: How is she still in this?!
Jimmy Garcia: She’s got the top rope now!
Sebastian Reid: SONIC SCREWDRIVER!!!
Bonnie can only lay motionless on top of Arana as the ref slides in for the count.
1!
2!
3!
DING DING DING!!
Taylor Lorde: Your winner and stttiiiiiillllll the UCI Wooooorld Heeeeaaaaavvvvyyyweeeeiiiight Champppiiioooonn Bonnnnnnieeee BLUUUEEEE!
Jimmy Garcia: I don’t think any of these three are responding right now!
The medical staff rush in, checking on all three competitors as the arena falls silent and Summermania fades to black. |
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