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Post by Buff Mustache on Jul 28, 2017 4:26:06 GMT -6
What is the lamest thing you're proud of in your life.
I'm not talking about becoming a parent or getting married or anything like that...
I'm not talking about winning championships as a kid in little league when you sat on the bench the whole year
I'm not even talking about that time you won a championship in an efed representing fake fake wrestling
Scrape the bottom of the barrel here.
I've got 2.
One time me and my friend who were both overweight stoners at the time beat our two friends in the military at Ultimate Frisbee in my backyard.
And another time me and that same friend won in trivial pursuit against a team of friends in medical school and another team of friends in law school
Come on... beat that
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Post by Kaz on Jul 28, 2017 8:36:25 GMT -6
We had a bowling team place 4th in a local tournament
We were the Roastabowlers
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Post by Malice on Jul 28, 2017 9:31:33 GMT -6
Oh, I came in 2nd place in a bowling tournament once. I won like 500 bucks. Not that lame.
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Post by Spencer Adams on Jul 28, 2017 9:53:34 GMT -6
I crushed regional ass in a Boy Scouts pinewood derby thing around like...grade 1 or 2. The car was painted yellow and was triangular chunk of cheese with the holes in it like a cartoon mouse would enjoy. I remember I got beat once by this kid and was "motherfuckkkkeeeerrr" (didn't actually say that cause I was a pure boy, but you know)
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Post by Alex Richards on Jul 28, 2017 10:04:08 GMT -6
once won a polar dip contest.. by wearing my underwear backwards and mooning the crowd. It may be lamer that this was actually an organized contest. No kidding. I still have the trophy somewhere.
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Post by SHADOWLOVE on Jul 28, 2017 10:14:36 GMT -6
Hmmm, attempting a kickass tabletop jump on my Stroker II BMX Bicycle when I was a kid over a six foot long mudhole. And having the handgrip on the handlebar slide off after getting good air and tabletopping into the center of the mudhole, bike and all, then having to hose down the mud and myself outside my house in the middle of the driveway. Another time, me and my cousin were jumping aluminum cans filled with water on the same said Stroker II BMX Bicycle and my uncle, my cousin's father, tried to show us up jumping the same aluminum cans but crashed like Evil Knievel jumping the fountain at Ceasar's Palace. We were laughing so hard because the crash looked so cool. We thought he died but fortunately for us, he only broke his collarbone. Both would've won 10 grand on America's Funniest Home Video. Won a chocolate cake playing musical chairs at a school fair once. Me and my cousin once won over 300+ stuffed animals from Circus Circus in Reno, Nevada.  |
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Post by Malice on Jul 28, 2017 11:57:41 GMT -6
One time in 5th grade dodgeball it was down to just me vs pretty much the entire other team. In our rules if you were down to just one you caught the ball the entire team got to come back in. So someone there the ball at me and I made a sick diving catch and my entire team came back in.
This one isn't that lame... or maybe it is...
In elementary school also we played soccer, but there were 4 kids that would play against like 13 of us. the 4 were the 'best soccer players in the school' and a bunch of dicks about it. Corey Godden was one of them, I think Aashish patel (if you know Gemini battle, that's also the name of his clone doctor) his cousin Anish Patel and one other kid I can't remember (i say these names because Cliff will likely corroborate that these people were dicks.) The four kids would kick our ass all over the field. The thing was I was an awesome athlete when I was younger, I just never played soccer.
The summer between 3rd and 4th grade I went to new jersey for like three weeks, and a friend I had there was better at soccer than all of those kids. So I played with him and his friends every day. I played mostly goalie, and even got to play in a couple of their real games because I was doing so good and back then things were way less strict then they are now. I even learned how to play forward and basically spent half the summer getting better at soccer.
The next year I smoked all those kids the first week of recess in soccer and when they told me to play on their team I refused and just let my misfit team of losers win every week because of me. Super proud of that.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 28, 2017 21:47:58 GMT -6
I was dubbed best seller [of Girl Scout cookies] for a 2nd grade fundraiser. I even got an honorary badge with sparkles, stars a and a lengthy pink ribbon. And you betta bet we went to a summer camp [for one day] on a random tueday in April.
P.S.
I wore the hell out of that sash.
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Post by L Verez {L-7} on Jul 28, 2017 21:55:59 GMT -6
I went with my wife(then fiancé) and her family to a game of bingo, and I won one of the games, as well as an instant.
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Post by Cheyenne on Jul 28, 2017 22:29:23 GMT -6
I get real proud of giant poos i have, even show the wife and sometimes take pics lol hey im only 5'4 some those are way to big be coming outta lil ole me!
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Post by Alex Richards on Jul 28, 2017 22:32:23 GMT -6
I get real proud of giant poos i have, even show the wife and sometimes take pics lol hey im only 5'4 some those are way to big be coming outta lil ole me! lol I think we may have a winner |
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Post by Cormack MacNeill on Jul 29, 2017 16:56:11 GMT -6
I once dropped a fart that cleared out an entire warehouse.
They were going to call in the gas company to look for the leak till I fessed up.
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Post by Alex Richards on Jul 29, 2017 23:55:05 GMT -6
I once dropped a fart that cleared out an entire warehouse. They were going to call in the gas company to look for the leak till I fessed up. I can't even lie.. I'd be proud of that too |
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Post by Cormack MacNeill on Jul 30, 2017 5:56:21 GMT -6
Pro tip...draft beer and hot wings are delicious the night before, but not so fun the next day
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Post by Deleted on Jul 30, 2017 7:42:28 GMT -6
So we all agree that brother Cormack wins?
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