Post by Biff Mustache on Jul 18, 2017 19:31:19 GMT -6
What a crazy couple of months it's been!
First, The Biffster debuts and in his second week wins the Cock Cup!
Then, his brother Buff joins the roster and they form the sexiest and most entertaining tag team this side of Nikki Minaj's heinie!
And to cap it all off, the Super Stache Brothers win the Gang Bang Titles!
The Biffster needs a vacay, which is why he's going to an undisclosed location south of the border to catch some rays, sip some drinks, and create a whole slew of little Latino Biffsters!
Buff's not coming with me. He said something about going to Cherry Grove to see his friends Chip and Dale, whoever they are. I've never met them.
We'll be back for Bustaload on Monday! We'd take part in Payasshole's Lumberjack Match but we've got better things to do then watch him fail for a second time to win the TV Title, like celebrating our victory against whoever Mama's got us going up against next.
But don't worry, Payasshole. After we beat Kaz and Kaine at Meltdown, we may give you a shot at the Gang Bang Titles, granted you can find someone who doesn't resent you as much as we do. And listen, I've got a house now, so if wrestling doesn't work out, you can put that Mexican work ethic into full gear and be my gardener. I'm not heartless. I have a soft side. Not in my pants, of course.
Anyway, as they say in Lower America, au revoir, bitches!
First, The Biffster debuts and in his second week wins the Cock Cup!
Then, his brother Buff joins the roster and they form the sexiest and most entertaining tag team this side of Nikki Minaj's heinie!
And to cap it all off, the Super Stache Brothers win the Gang Bang Titles!
The Biffster needs a vacay, which is why he's going to an undisclosed location south of the border to catch some rays, sip some drinks, and create a whole slew of little Latino Biffsters!
Buff's not coming with me. He said something about going to Cherry Grove to see his friends Chip and Dale, whoever they are. I've never met them.
We'll be back for Bustaload on Monday! We'd take part in Payasshole's Lumberjack Match but we've got better things to do then watch him fail for a second time to win the TV Title, like celebrating our victory against whoever Mama's got us going up against next.
But don't worry, Payasshole. After we beat Kaz and Kaine at Meltdown, we may give you a shot at the Gang Bang Titles, granted you can find someone who doesn't resent you as much as we do. And listen, I've got a house now, so if wrestling doesn't work out, you can put that Mexican work ethic into full gear and be my gardener. I'm not heartless. I have a soft side. Not in my pants, of course.
Anyway, as they say in Lower America, au revoir, bitches!
