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Post by Results on Jul 18, 2017 0:38:03 GMT -6
Unsanctioned Match Bolas de Arana vs Defenestration Jones Guest Commentary: Bonnie Blue & FPV
Jimmy Garcia: Our co-main event tonight features number one contender for the UCI World Title, Bolas de Arana, in singles action against Defenestration Jones. And joining me here at ringside to call this match are the World Champ herself, Bonnie Blue, alongside her other challenger for the triple-threat World Title Match at our Summermania pay-per-view, FPV! Thanks for being here tonight.
The camera pans across the cheering crowd and comes to rest on the commentary table, where Jimmy Garcia is uncomfortably sandwiched between Bonnie Blue -- dressed in a fitted #beachkrew T-shirt and shutter shades, her UCI World Title draped over her shoulder -- and WCF's Frank Patrick Venable.
FPV: My pleasure, Jimmy.
Bonnie Blue: Likewise. Now ord'narily, we wouldn't be seein' an unsanctioned match like this 'tween two competitors ain't previously had no beef -- but our boy Bolas, your so-called "hero," is itchin' to lay hands on me so bad, he had to be bought off last week with the promise of a sacrifice.
Jimmy Garcia: Well, that's one way to look at it, I guess. Frank?
FPV: Listen, Jimmy, Bolas de Arana is a fan favorite. He's earned his shot at the UCI World Title. I've got nothing but respect for this guy.
The guitar rifts of "Feel Invincible" by Skillet and the lights go out and a blue spread light aims at the entrance. Bolas de Arana walks out to the roar of the crowd. He strikes a Michael Jackson pose, pointing out to the crowd as blue flames erupt behind him.
Taylor Lorde: The following match is scheduled for ONE FALL, and is an UNSANCTIONED match! First to the ring, standing at five-foot-six and weighing in at one-hundred seventy-five pounds; from Asbury Park, New Jersey... he is the World's Favorite Jackass -- BOLAAAS DE ARRRRAANNYAAA!!!!
Bolas stands straight, his focus becoming much more serious as he walks to the ring. His smile grows and that tongue sneaks out as Bolas slides into the ring, posing in the middle of the ring, the "Sexy Bear Skin Rug" Pose. Bolas stands and walks to the corner, pacing like a caged animal.
Jimmy Garcia: Well, you certainly can't fault De Arana's dedication to his craft! But he may have underestimated the competition.
Taylor Lorde: And his opponent, standing five-foot nine and weighing in at one-hundred thirty-two pounds; from Chicago, Illinois... DEEEFENESTRATION JONES!!!!
The house lights briefly flicker as the vocal intro to Ciara's version of "Paint It, Black" begins. Multicolored lasers play across the darkened stage when the music kicks in.
I see a red door, and....
A figure appears on the stage, silhouetted against the InfiniTron as it comes to life with the image of a thick pane of glass.
....I want it painted black.
On screen, the glass is struck by some unseen force as the drumbeat joins in, shattering in slow motion. The stage lights brighten progressively as the 'Tron shuts off again, until Defenestration Jones is fully illuminated, the light reflecting off her gold-and-black singlet. Her lip curls in a sneer of disdain for the fans as she slowly raises a fist into the air. Boos rain down from the crowd, fueling her as she stalks down the aisle with an arrogant swagger. She climbs the steps, crosses the ring, and perches on the turnbuckles. Jones lifts her chin proudly, and winglike spreads her arms to receive the crowd's malediction, a cocky smirk on her lips.
DING! DING! DING!
Bonnie Blue: There's the bell, and immediately Bolas goes for a collar-and-elbow, but Jones wisely ducks under his reach and rams a shoulder into his midsection!
FPV: For all the good it did! De Arana shrugs it off and wraps his arms around her waist, lifts...
Jimmy Garcia: Jones blocks the attempt! He tries again...
WHAM!
Bonnie Blue: Northern lights suplex! Bolas with the cover!
ONE . .
FPV: Just a one-count, but way too early for a pinfall now anyway. De Arana is a top-tier competitor, and Defenestration Jones shows a lot of promise.
Bonnie Blue: I have to disagree with you, there, Frank. Bolas de Arana ain't nothin' but a loudmouth braggart who ain't done shit in this company but lose. Just like he's gonna do at #BeachMania.
Bolas backs up, giving Jones room to get to her feet. As soon as she's up, he grabs her wrist and slings her into the ropes.
Jimmy Garcia: Irish whip, but Jones holds on to the ropes!
FPV: Oh, yeah, Bolas is going down at SUMMERmania -- but it won't be YOU making the pin, little time witch.
Jimmy Garcia: Running clothesline! Defenestration Jones flips over the ropes and crashes to the outside mats!
Bonnie Blue: Two words, Frank -- Aqua Match.
Meanwhile, Bolas de Arana doesn't give Jones any time to recover. He vaults onto the top rope and waits as Defenestration Jones leaps to her feet -- then turns his back and launches himself into the air with a double rotation before she can react!
Jimmy Garcia: Asai moonsault! Now both competitors are down on the outside and the official is urging them back to the ring!
FPV: You think I'm worried about your buddy Aquarius, Bonnie? Not on my worst day. Besides, we're not talking about that --
Jimmy Garcia: No. We're supposed to be talking about this match, you guys.
Bonnie Blue: Sorry, Jimmy. Got carried away.
FPV: Yeah, sorry. Ok... Jones and De Arana on the outside now, looks like they've both just gotten up from that moonsault, and Jones does NOT look happy! She's really taking it to Bolas de Arana now with rights and lefts!
Bonnie Blue: Get him, Jones! Show that inhuman freak some girl power! Jones really in her element here; she's earned black belts in both kung fu and judo, and trading punches like this is her bread and butter.
Jimmy Garcia: Not for long! Bolas blocks a punch and counters with a right cross! Follows up with a left cross! Throat thrust!
Jones sags against the ring apron, trying to catch her breath after that savage assault. De Arana takes a run and hops onto the steel barricade, then backflips to the ropes -- clinging upside-down, like a spider -- with a menacing, toothy grin. His elongated tongue lashes out, and Jones edges away from him, totally grossed out by that.
FPV: Ok, well, that's a little weird. But a great psychological tactic that, now, we know to look out for.
Bonnie Blue: Yeah, but I don't think knowing it's coming is gonna make that any less creepy, Frank.
Jimmy Garcia: No way. But it looks like Defenestration Jones is less put off than De Arana hoped! Jones on the apron and she delivers a savage kick to the head of Bolas de Arana!
Jones follows up, slipping through the ropes as she seizes hold of one of De Arana's arms, twisting it behind him.
FPV: Figure-four armlock from Jones now, and that intimidation factor is gone!
Bonnie Blue: The spider's been caught in his own web and it's Defenestration's turn to dish out some punishment as she wrenches down on that arm! But here comes the official to spoil all the fun...
Defenestration Jones keeps the armlock cinched on until the last possible second, and expresses her displeasure with a kick to Bolas' backside as she retreats. He uses the ropes to right himself, taking a moment to shake some feeling back into his arm before he gets back in the ring.
Jimmy Garcia: Jones lines up her target and charges, looks like she's going for a headscissors, but Bolas springboards off the ropes and nails a forearm that drops them both to the mat!
FPV: De Arana pulls Jones to her feet, looking for a belly-to-belly...
Bonnie Blue: Jones counters with a Judo-style hip toss! That martial arts background is paying off tonight! The ex-cop hits the ropes... springboard moonsault! Here's the cover!
ONE . . .
TWO . . .
Jimmy Garcia: De Arana gets a shoulder up!
Jones slaps the mat in frustration, then climbs back to her feet, pulling the luchador with her. Once they're both standing, she grasps his wrist with both hands and tries to whip him to the corner; but Bolas resists!
FPV: Whip attempt -- reversal! De Arana sends Defenestration Jones into the turnbuckles!
As Jones stumbles out of the corner, she's met with a clothesline that sends her to the canvas. De Arana hits the ropes, bounces off, and does a teabag ass-drop right over his opponent's face. Before he can hook her leg, Jones rouses and shoves him off, keeping a hold on him to roll him up.
Bonnie Blue: Schoolgirl pin! Nope. Bolas rolls through and now he's got Jones pinned!
ONE . . .
TWO . . .
Jimmy Garcia: It takes everything she has, but Defenestration Jones kicks out!
Jones' momentum brings her back to her feet, facing her opponent. De Arana gives her another unnerving grin. Defenestration smiles right back at him, and closes the distance.
FPV: Here we go! Jones with a right hand! Bolas returns one of his own! Now Jones! Bolas! Back and forth, these two are just slugging it out!
Bonnie Blue: It's gonna take more than a few haymakers to hang in a World Title match. De Arana's giving everything he's got out there, but he better bring a little something extra to #BeachMania if he thinks he's up to takin' my gold from me.
FPV: Bolas de Arana is going to be the least of your concerns at 'Mania, Bonnie.
Jimmy Garcia: WHOA! Defenestration Jones sends Bolas reeling with a Bruce Lee style one-inch punch! It may not look like much, but that is the most devastating move in any martial artist's arsenal! What? I know things!
Bolas de Arana staggers away from Jones, coming to rest against the corner. He takes a breath and looks up, catching sight of the commentary table. De Arana smiles, points at Bonnie for a moment, and then turns around to face Jones. The two opponents charge toward each other....
FPV: ABSOLUTE RESOLUTION! Bolas de Arana just planted Defenestration Jones with that Shinsuke Nakamura-inspired knee strike! This match is over! De Arana hooks the leg.
ONE . . .
TWO . . .
THREE ! ! !
Jimmy Garcia: That's it! Bolas de Arana wins here tonight and picks up some momentum going into Summermania!
"Feel Invincible" by Skillet hits the speakers as Defenestration Jones rolls out of the ring and retreats up the aisle. Bolas de Arana thrusts his arms into the air, enjoying his victory and the cheers of the crowd. He climbs the nearest turnbuckle, posing again for the crowd. De Arana's gaze falls once more on his Summermania opponents. Staring at Bonnie, he makes a "ghost belt" motion at his waist, to a renewed pop from the frenzied crowd. Bonnie just smiles back at him, patting the gold resting on her shoulder with serene confidence.
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Post by Results on Jul 18, 2017 0:38:39 GMT -6
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Post by Results on Jul 18, 2017 0:39:58 GMT -6
New Arrival Segment
Jimmy Garcia: We just got word that a new arrival will appear here tonight on Overload!!
Gravedigger: Fantastic!! Let's hope we're not getting some freak from some genetic psycho circus!!
Sebastian Reid: Now!! Now!! Spencer Adams would not hire the bottom of the barrel!! The boss man hires only the best of the best!!!
Gravedigger: If that's true, then why are you here?!
Sebastian glares at Gravedigger.
The house lights go out, as lighter colored lights come on. The multiple cameras pan around the jam packed Arena. The fans are holding up various signs. The atmosphere is explosive and the crowd is cheering. "Oblivion" by Mastadon begins to play. The blaring guitar begins to play.
Gravedigger: NOOOOOOO!!
Jimmy Garcia: Wait a minute!!! That can't be!!
Sebastian Reid: The last time we heard The Monster Oblivion was with WCF!!
The house lights go out. The crowd begins to murmur. Strobe lights begin to flash, as bright white lasers begin to flash. Two bright spotlights hit the entrance stage. The music continues to thump. Some of the fans are thrashing and/or dancing a long with the music...
BOOM!!
Jimmy Garcia: WHOOOOOOAAA!!
Explosive fire pyro shoots straight up, on the stage and down the ramp. Then right about that time, Oblivion slowly comes, with a dead stare. The music continues the blare out and rattled the arena.
Oblivion slowly begins to walk down to the edge of the entrance stage, bringing in the cheers, of the crowd...
Crowd: OBI!! OBI!! OBI!! OBI!! OBI!! OBI!! OBI!! OBI!!
Sebastian Reid: No matter where Oblivion goes, these fans will be excited!!
Past the entrance stage there are sixteen hooded cloaked individuals, eight on each side of the aisle, with their heads down. Chanting...
Hooded individuals: A-WHOO!! AWHOO!! AWHOO!!
Gravedigger: I told everyone that Oblivion knows how to make an appearance!!
Taylor Lorde: From The Deepest and Darkest Side of a Sick Man's Mind... Making IT's UCI's début... The Monster... Oblivion!!
Jimmy Garcia: OH MY GOD!!!
Oblivion drags IT's right leg as drags along a sledgehammer. The Monster snears at a nearby camera, right before Oblivion slowly run up the steel steps and climb the turnbuckle from out the ring, once again throwing up IT's massive right arm.
Crowd: OBI!! OBI!! OBI!! OBI!! OBI!! OBI!! OBI!!
Oblivion leaps into the ring, stomping around, taking long strides, barking, shaking the top ring rope.
Gravedigger: I went to war with Oblivion!! UCI needs to take heed!!
The Monster grabs a mic from IT's back pocket.
Oblivion: THE MONSTER IS HERE!!! Oblivion will not pander to entertain for peanuts!! The Dark One is not a dancing puppet for simple entertainment!! IT is here to take a special interest in mutilating those meatsacks in the back who don't follow the same fascinations as The Monster!! Every asshat who doesn't bow down before The Dark One will get a big ass boot... UP THEIR ASS!! WAKE UP UCI!! DAWN OF THE MONSTER HAS NOW BEGUN!! You, in the back... You have a choice... NOW!! Either choose to be an ally of The Monster now!! Or choose to be an enemy!! Oblivion doesn't have time to pussyfoot around!! You all make your decision!!
Oblivion drops the mic. Oblivion by Mastodon begins to play.
Jimmy Garcia: Oblivion just stuck claim into UCI!! Told everyone in the back what he was thinking and didn't care what anyone else said and cared!!
Gravedigger: Now... This is the Oblivion I like!!
Sebastian Reid: Now, its waiting time and see who says what!! Welcome to UCI, Oblivion!! |
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Post by Results on Jul 18, 2017 0:40:45 GMT -6
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Post by Results on Jul 18, 2017 0:42:00 GMT -6
Alex Richards/L Verez vs. Calvin Harris/Karlie Nash vs. Damian Kaine/Nova-Kaine
Sebastian Reid: And now it's time for our main event!
Gravedigger: It's been a hell of a night so far but this is the match to watch if your lazy ass been ignoring the rest!
Jimmy Garcia: And what a match it's going to be!
Taylor Lorde: Introducing the first team in this main event triple threat tag match, from A distant galaxy, Not of this World, L Verez!!!
As the beat to her song starts, L Verez starts walking slowly to the stage with her hands behind her back. Then she slowly turns toward the ring, and moves her arms to an X-crossed position, with an L hand sign on her right hand, and a V hand sign on her left. Once the bass drops, she 360 spins as she drops down to one knee. Her right hand is holding up her sunglasses, and her left is out with her "come in peace" symbol. As she gets back up, she lifts her right arm up with an "OK" symbol, and her left arm out to the side with her peace symbol. After making some odd gestures to the crowd, she quickly rolls to the ring and heads up the top rope as the beat intensifies with a robotic sci-fi like instrumental. She goes up the top turnbuckle, facing the crowd, lifting her arms back up. Her left back to her side with the peace symbol, and her right making an upside-down OK symbol against her eye, also sticking her tongue out. As her music begins to fade out, she sits on the top turnbuckle, with two peace signs held together in a praying position, as she awaits the arrival of her partner.
Taylor Lorde: And Her Partner,The King of Mass Confusion Alex Richardsssssssss!
Jimmy Garcia: That's right folks, The Alex Richards is returning tonight in this big triple threat tag match!
The opening guitar solo to I'm Not Like Everybody Else by the Kinks plays then Alex Richards steps through the curtain, his doctor's bag in one hand, a boot filled to the brim with Zim-Quila in the other. He chugs his drink then tosses the boot into the crowd before raising the title in the air to massive cheers. He then starts walking towards the ring a serious look on his face with a hint of a smile making it seem like he's probably putting it on, which he is. On the way to the ring he delivers his trademark hard high fives to the fans. At least those brave enough to want them. He wanders around ringside talking to fans for a few minutes killing time before finally entering the ring.
Sebastian Reid: It is great to see that man grace the UCI ring once more.
Gravedigger: Yeah great, bout as great as these next two idiots.
Taylor Lorde: Introducing their opponents, first from Columbus, OH, The Hero of the Underdogs, The Extreme Cruiserweight, Ohio's Finest Export, The Extreme "High" Flyer Nova-Kaine!
Gravedigger: Damn does Taylor have a crush on this deadbeat? She really had to use all the fucks nicknames?
Sebastian Reid: Well a lot of people love the Kaine Family.
Gravedigger: Yeah well those people are dumbasses.
Jimmy Garcia: Don't think it does rating any good to call our fans that but anyway back to the ring where Nova is making his appearance.
"Paper Cut" by Linkin Park starts blaring across the arena and red beams of light aim at the entrance of the ramp. Nova walks out with the beat of music controlling his movements and he bows to the fans in attendance. Nova throws up a salute and he runs down the ramp full speed. At the end of the runway, Nova slides into the ring and pops up in the middle of the ring. He moves to the music a bit more before ascending the far right ring corner, where he bows to the fans. Nova leaps off the top rope and rests against the corner to await his partner.
Taylor Lorde: Annnnnd His partner, from Savannah, GA. Damian Kaine!
The intro of "Sweatpants" hits the PA, drawing all eyes to the stage. As Gambino's first verse starts, Damian appears on the stage, and slowly walks. Kaine hops on the apron and gets in the ring.
Taylor Lorde: and their opponents, first from St. Paul Minnesota, The Cougar Hunter, Karlie Nash!
War Machine by AC/DC plays in the arena, Tracy steps on the stage and moves to the side, Karlie steps on the stage, Tracy and Karlie walks to the ring showing disdain for the crowd, Tracy walks up the steps and enters the ring, Karlie climbs the ropes from outside and flashes the loser sign to the crowd, she then climbs down and stretches in her corner
Sebastian Reid: Karlie and L have been getting heated towards one another lately this should be good.
Taylor Lorde: And her partner, from Chicago, Illinois. The Martyr Of Professional Wrestling Calvin Harris!
Jimmy Garcia: Harris and Nash don't seem to be on the same page wonder how that will affect the outcome of the match.
Sebastian Reid: Looks like Calvin wants to start this off and he will be against Damien Kaine.
Kaine gets face to face with Harris. Harris smacks Dk hard across the face then ducks a fist and returns it with a series of strikes. Harris lights up DKs chest with chops and strikes backing him into a corner where Damian creates some separation by kicking Calvin in the junk. Dk then charges CH and attempts drop him with a closeline but is caught with a spinebuster. Calvin goes and smacks Nash on the chest and ref calls for the tag.
Jimmy Garcia: Calvin with a rather hard tag, and looks like Damian has tagged in his uncle as well.
Nash stomps over to Nova still stinging from Calvin’s hard tag. She swings at Nova, Nova ducks and drops the MILF hunter with a pele kick. Both rise and Nash catches Nova with few gut punches before turning him inside out with a tilt a whirl side slam. Nash stomps Nova a couple times and then raises him to whip him to her corner.
Sebastian Reid: Karlie nails a corner splash on Nova but Harris is in the ring stomping Nova in the corner now!
Jimmy Garcia: Harris got the blind tag as Karlie hit with the splash looks like only the ref caught it as Karlie is screaming at Harris.
Karlie finally gets out of the ring and Harris as Nova up in a suplex. He follows through with a pin but gets only a 2 count.
Sebastian Reid: Nova with a little bit off offense, getting the separation and tag! In comes L!
L gets a few shot in on Calvin but The Martyr ends up answering with a thunderous suplex. Harris then tags back in Nash. L rises gripping the back of her head.
Sebastian Reid: L and Nash staring down each other. You can feel the tension up in the cheap seats.
Gravedigger: Yeah you know the ones that are 5.99 and come with a free nosebleed? Get yours today!
L and Nash exchange strikes and Nash ends up with the advantage. Nash with a side headlock and L struggles to reach the ropes but Nash puts her down with a running bulldog. Nash gets up looks at Calvin Harris with a glare who returns the favor by flipping her the bird.
Jimmy Garcia: Oh pay attention to your opponent Nash not your partner! L grabs both sides of Nash’s face. Whats she gunna do kiss her?!
L runs her tongue up the side of Karlie’s face and Nash is shocked and confused.
Sebastian Reid: Well the distraction worked! I think L is in Nash’s head. Nash misses a series of strikes and is laid out with a swift roundhouse kick to the temple!
Jimmy Garcia: L goes for the cover but only gets a two count. The alien raises her opponent up and hits her with one suplex, no two no the Three Amigos! She looks to be going for the Celestial Descent but Nash squirms out!
Nash gouges L in the eyes and grabs the arm.
Sebastian Reid: OH! Nash takes L to the ground looking for, and getting the Nash-ural Selection! Will L tap out, the hold is locked in tight!
L looks to tap a few times, and a fresh Alex Richards is biting at the bit to get in. The Kaine family is seen debating on interfering as Calvin Harris is seen yawning in his corner. L gets to her partner but Nash rolls backwards and they are back in the center of the ring.
Gravedigger: Nice counter! That freaks gunna tap I know it and That fat fuck hasn't even been allowed in the match, great!
But as Digger finishes his statement L has clawed her way to Alex again and makes the tag.
Sebastian Reid: L gets the tag! Alex is in and he is cleaning house! Scoop slam to Nash! Elbow to Nova and a fist to Damien knock both them from the apron!
Alex goes to knock Harris from the apron but Calvin hops down from the apron. Alex turns his attention back to Nash and begins the garvin stomp. He stomps every body part then runs and bounces of the ropes and comes back to land a large splash.
Jimmy Garcia: No One home and Alex lands on his butt hard as NaZim-Quilash goes for the tag.
Sebastian Reid: OH! Harris dropped down from the apron and mouthed something to Karlie Nash! He is walking backstage!
Karlie rolls out too and follows Harris cussing and yelling at him. She turns the corner of the apron though to be met eye to eye with L who smiles and waves. Nash goes to punch her and it's blocked by L and she retaliates with a punch of her own. Nash is turned around with the strike and as she looks up she sees she is now facing the large Alex Richards.
Sebastian Reid: Looks like Alex is giving a Sample of Zim-Quila as he pours it all over her head! OH here comes Nova-Kaine leaping over the top rope! Alex catches him though!
Jimmy Garcia: Yeah but I think It moved the big man a bit he bumped into Karlie and L. OH And DK with the assist! A flying twisting plancha finishes what Uncle Nova Started! And all hell is breaking loose outside the ring everyone is throwing fist except Former Rising Stars Champion Calvin Harris who just left the match!
Gravedigger: Calvin running scared doesn't make Nash’s chances very good.
As the brawl breaks down, Karlie, Nova, and Alex are the only ones not laid out on the outside. Nash throws a forearm across Richards' back, but the big man shakes it off as he uses his strength to turn around and ram Nova head first into Nash's gut.
Sebastian Reid: Nash down to her knees as Nova is thrown to the side after that!
Jimmy Garcia: Vicious side of Alex Richards right now!
Richards pulls Karlie up, throwing her into the ring and setting her up for The Sanity Slip.
Gravedigger: It connects!
Sebastian Reid: Kaine to his feet, trying to slide in for the rescue!
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3!
DING DING DING!!
Taylor Lorde: The winners of this match, L Verez and Alex Richards!
Jimmy Garcia: Damian was close to breaking it up, but not close enough as The Archduke nabs the win for his team!
With Damian helping Nova on the outside, L slides in to join Richards, patting the big man on the back as he raises her hand in celebration as the show fades to black. |
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