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Post by Evil Paul Rudd on Jun 15, 2017 19:25:36 GMT -6
I love the fact that Z Mac apparently expects everyone to LOL over Rudd Bilson but then in the next breathe claims that other place could count for nothing and not be brought up by anyone. So if that's true.. why is Rudd Bilson funny again because no one who's here knows shit about that Bilson cunt. I guess that's Z Mac logic for you. The place where logic goes to die.
I would claim that I expected better but nah son that just isn't true. See, Z Mac your whole career.. your whole fucking life you never evolved. You're going going to do this one note joke, LOL FGT, get ZWrecked, go on and go forth. This is all you are. Fuck, you're as much of a punchline as Alex Richards was.
Maybe this is why people didn't want to face you for the internet or hypermedia title. It's like fucking reasoning with a toddler.
But that's okay. The fact that you don't even fucking understand why you have already lost is just going to make this shit easier for me.
Because that's why I challenged you, Z Mac. You are a short cut to success. You are someone everyone considers this huge icon but yet what have you really done? You're not even on the level of Andre Holmes, Bonnie Blue, or Alex Richards. All those people at least won the world title. So did your son Crow McMorris for that matter. Howard Black, Kevin Bishop. All of those people.. if they decided to talk shit I would at least listen. But you... you've been around for longer then all of them. Maybe all of them conbined. How many world titles do you have to call your own? But hey you're king of the internet trolls. At least until I take even that away from you.
You're a name because of the internet.. you're the Rebecca Black of wrestling.. beating you instantly makes me the new king of hypermedia. The new God of the internet age. You didn't think I thought this out did you? You thought I just randomly picked someone I considered a big star to challenge.
But I didn't. I picked you because you put the HYPE in hypermedia. you're all hype Z Mac.
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Post by Evil Paul Rudd on Jun 15, 2017 19:29:37 GMT -6
Zombie McMorris thinks he's doing something by pointing out I belittle the man who I call icons and legends. You know why I do that.. because they are the legends and icons now.. I am the sole legend and icon of the future. Whenever you see a movie I starred in there is one name on your lips at the end of it, Paul Rudd. Because it doesn't matter who I'm sharing the screen with I easily outshine them. In the business world, same fucking thing. Neither of those forums provided any real challenge for me. So now I'm here in wrestling and I see all these legends and icons. All these people considered legends and icons. And I think by the time my wrestling career is done no one will remember any of their names. I will have outshined them that much. You're the first Zombie, you should be honored I picked you.
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Post by Evil Paul Rudd on Jun 15, 2017 19:37:32 GMT -6
By the way this is a real image of me.  I look nothing like that Rudd Bilson shit meme you keep posting. I only point this out because the idiot fans who support you aren't smart enough to tell the difference. Which probably also means that you aren't smart enough to tell the difference. Fuck, probably means I could have hired someone who looked like Bilson to attack you and you wouldn't have been able to tell the difference. LOL I'm only kidding. I don't need to do that to defeat you. But it would work. Because you are stupid. Stupid enough to believe the win is still yours. Stupid enough to believe this is going to be easy. There's normal stupid.. then there's Z Mac stupid. Congratulations you are immortal after all. Your stupidity will live on long after I have taken BOTH your titles. |
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Post by Evil Paul Rudd on Jun 15, 2017 19:38:54 GMT -6
LOL Z Mac complains about other people posting 15 pages of boredom. He proceeds to post 15 pages of booty claps and Shai gifs. That's some Z Mac level stupidity right there.
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Post by Evil Paul Rudd on Jun 15, 2017 19:46:30 GMT -6
And really people have to know. What's with all the dick comments and threats to fuck me up the ass? I mean really man you need to cut that shit out. You literally sound like a 12 year old who wants to convince people on the internet he's been to prison. You will fuck me up the ass something something dick etc etc. We get it.. you peaked at 12 and probably still think Beavis and Butthead is the funniest shit ever
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Post by Evil Paul Rudd on Jun 15, 2017 19:49:33 GMT -6
Real Life Zombie McMorris right here.  |
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Post by Evil Paul Rudd on Jun 15, 2017 19:50:27 GMT -6
sorry Cornholio, Zombie whatever you want to call yourself your cheap grade school threats aren't going to save you this time. That belt is coming home with a real star.
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Post by Evil Paul Rudd on Jun 15, 2017 19:57:37 GMT -6
You know Rudd Bilson actually kind of looks like a young low rent Ashton Kutcher which means I should probably cast him in one of my upcoming movies. Perhaps that sequel to Dude Where's My Car the world has been clamoring for.
What's the point of this statement you may ask. Rudd Bilson is now officially more useful then Zombie McMorris #Irony
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Post by SEAMAC on Jun 15, 2017 20:03:34 GMT -6
You know Rudd Bilson actually kind of looks like a young low rent Ashton Kutcher which means I should probably cast him in one of my upcoming movies. Perhaps that sequel to Dude Where's My Car the world has been clamoring for. What's the point of this statement you may ask. Rudd Bilson is now officially more useful then Zombie McMorris #Irony |
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Post by Evil Paul Rudd on Jun 15, 2017 20:04:10 GMT -6
I got rid, alledgedly, of Alex Richards and coincidently look what's back on the market? detroit.cbslocal.com/2017/06/09/zima-returns/See, this is what happens when you fuck with Paul Rudd. I ruin your life, ruin your legacy, take everything away from you. You should consider yourself lucky Z Mac.. I only want your title. This isn't personal. But when you face someone this determined... You should count your blessing you are only losing the television and hypermedia championships. It could be much worse for you. |
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Post by Evil Paul Rudd on Jun 15, 2017 20:07:35 GMT -6
audio Z Casts are like the Zima of podcasts aren't they?
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Post by Evil Paul Rudd on Jun 15, 2017 20:08:33 GMT -6
by that by the way I mean they are awful. Zombie wouldn't have understood that if I didn't clarify. Because he's stupid. Again, gotta keep it simple for Zombie.
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Post by Evil Paul Rudd on Jun 15, 2017 20:17:07 GMT -6
alright, I have to listen to this so I'll be generous for once and save everyone else from having to listen to this crap and summarize the main points
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yep.. ten minutes of nothing..
sigh fine.. I'll summarize what HE thinks should be the main points..
Does a piss poor impersonation of my voice asking when is Z Mac gonna take me serious.
Then ruins even that piss poor point by talking about how I'm really frightened. You would think that if I was scared of Z Mac I would want him to not respect my skills but whatever that requires basic thought so it's beyond Z Mac
Talks about the Z Mac Make a Wish foundation. If your make a wish involves Z Mac you deserve what you get
Says he doesn't sweat anything but the breeze which is nice and cool. Then why would he be sweating? Fuck this is stupid. How much time is left?
It's only been two minutes of this awful? Seriously?
Checks timer again.
Holy fuck
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Post by Evil Paul Rudd on Jun 15, 2017 20:22:23 GMT -6
alright back to it..
Z Mac says he don't need to do research and that's why I think he's dumb..
Yeah.. if you don't pay attention to your opponents you are indeed dumb.
And if you want to fuck people up the ass maybe you are the gay.
You know basic logic and shit.
No.. you don't know.
Alright back to it..
more crayons by the nose.. okay then
more ranting nonsense.
I can't even translate it..
but he did admit he is making everything up as he goes along..
Yeah we know.. we fucking know..
brags about doing drugs
I think we have heard that before
ten billions times or so.
still only 5 minutes.. I swear listening to Zombie is tougher then fighting him.
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Post by SEAMAC on Jun 15, 2017 20:23:18 GMT -6
By the way this is a real image of me. I look nothing like that Rudd Bilson shit meme you keep posting. I only point this out because the idiot fans who support you aren't smart enough to tell the difference. Which probably also means that you aren't smart enough to tell the difference. Fuck, probably means I could have hired someone who looked like Bilson to attack you and you wouldn't have been able to tell the difference. LOL I'm only kidding. I don't need to do that to defeat you. But it would work. Because you are stupid. Stupid enough to believe the win is still yours. Stupid enough to believe this is going to be easy. There's normal stupid.. then there's Z Mac stupid. Congratulations you are immortal after all. Your stupidity will live on long after I have taken BOTH your titles. LOL Ya'll know whats funny. You shook son. SHHHAAYYYY-OOOOKKKKKKKKK You been raging like a spastic on a pixie stick sugah rush. clangin ya juice box against them metal bars ol' Z done k-k-k-k-aged you in. You been whining and kay-ryee-N for pages upon pages about this. On one hand you be like: " Ol' Z, you aint nevah faced a challenge like me. I'mma whoop you and make you obsolete." on the other: " Gah, ZMAC I aint Rudd Bilson" Yet you actin like an austistic mo fawk up in here at every oppertunity that you get to try and convince the world that you look nothing like the man. when really Paul Rudd and Rudd Bilson be one in the same. I mean look at the picture that you done given me. Thats the shoken-ist mo' fawk dat I evah did see. Like you look at oyurself in the mirror and you start yellin that someone lootin yo medicine cabnit. So you are either A - a credible threat to ol' Z Or B - you Rudd Bilson And as hard as you be fighting that you aint Rudd Bilson, spastic mother fucker extrodinare -> it just proves the contrary. Nice touch though tellin ol' Z he talks like a 12 year old. Yup -> thats new. I really should start keeping a record of all the lame fuck cliches people try N' use against me. " GAH ZMAC, all you say is how you're going to fuck me in the ass. That makes you gay." " Gah, ZMAC them some child insults." Yo, like NSK and Shade didnt say what you be sayin. Like countless others before you havent said that shit already. The sad and twisted truth of this is that I already laid out whats going to happen to you on Overload and everyone knows its true except for the Spastic Rudd Bilson. Its you verse a legend and you be thinkin that it aint a thang -> that you can take out ol' Z but you already called me a legend and gave me props so IDK hows the fuck you can go back on shit like that you gone make some unknown clean sweep. N' you need to sweep too. You need this one. But Jew ain't getting it. you aint getting k-k-k-klose to it. I'm going to show the world what happens to pretenders like you that think cuz ol' Z acts how he acts that its some push over ice cream cake walk. shee-it.. walk you off the face of the earth and drop you into space. watch your eyes boil out cho head in negative degree vacuum of space. Ol' Z iz as cold as ice son. go get cho handlers boi. go get your handlers... but its too late now. they cant help you now. its too late now. You in too deep now. the rabbit hole got chu now and you sink beneath them waves. And Zombie McMOrris be standing tall over your broken D list-> Spastic -> brick layin -> no cawk N' 2 piece -> piece of shit jay-brone body.  #START_SPEADIN_DA_NEWS #START_SPREADIN_YA_CHEEKS #BOOTY_TROMBONE_COWBOYHAT |
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