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Post by Results on Jun 14, 2017 0:00:38 GMT -6
Introduction
The Allstate Arena in Rosemont, Illinois is packed out for the aftermath Overload special edition from UCI Presents: Lazarus. The Rosemont audience is heavily excited for the matches especially the main event featuring the UCI World Heavyweight Championship on the line. We switch over to Gravedigger, Jimmy Garcia and Sebastian Reid sat behind the announce table.
Jimmy Garcia: Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to UCI Monday Night Overload! We are here from the aftermath of Lazarus where history was made. For the first time in UCI history, we finally have our inaugural female UCI Triple Crown Champion! That’s right, Bonnie Blue defeated Kevin Bishop to become the new UCI World Heavyweight Champion!
Sebastian Reid: It was such a career defining win for the Daughter of Time and she put out the best performance we’ve ever seen from her. Bonnie defeated the longest reigning World Champion and has every right to see she is the best in the world. Truly a victory for The Guardians if you ask me-
Gravedigger: Oh I’m sorry? You still think she’s with The Guardians?! Bonnie Blue turned her back on The Guardians and used #Beachkrew to further her own agenda not only in UCI but also in the WCF. The facts are there! She’s sleeping with Wade Moor, how did she suddenly just hook up with a former WCF World Champion? Bonnie is a manipulative tramp!
Sebastian Reid: We don’t know that! Maybe she’s making a decision which will better her career and others. Sometimes we have to make choices knowing the consequences and I think she can convince The Guardians to understand. It’s a little chaotic what she did but it’s for the best of Bonnie Blue.
Gravedigger: Oh yeah? You really think so? Try not to make me laugh when Bonnie ruins the careers of her fellow Guardians.
Eighteen thousand, five hundred fans are on their feet inside the Rosemont, Allstate Arena as “Aquaberry Dolphin” by Riff Raff booms out over the speakers to a chorus of boos.
Jimmy Garcia: We were scheduled to hear from Karlie Nash here tonight ahead of her world title match against Bonnie Blue, but it looks like her airtime has been hijacked.
Sebastian Reid: We’ve got footage from backstage, looks like Karlie been assaulted!
Backstage earlier: We see Karlie walking backstage, dressed from combat as she turns a corner. She stops, face like stone as she sees:
#beachkrew
Bonnie Blue has her UCI Heavyweight title draped over her shoulder, she adjusts a pair of teal shutter shades, her slender yet muscular form dressed in a tight pink and black “#bottleservice” #bk tee.
John Rabid (charcoal suit, red tie) and Wade Moor (panama hat and hawaiian shirt) flank the champ. Karlie takes a step back as Bonnie smiles, the time witch waves on her team as--
#Superkick/ Brosideon punch!
Connects! Sending Karlie flying backwards into a stack of production equipment! #beachkrew step over the wreckage of the plucky challenger as they head to the ring.
Bonnie Blue: Hey, Karlie. Sup, bitch?
Boos gathering purpose now inside the arena as the gorilla parts to reveal Bonnie, Rabid and Moor. Back at the announce table: Gravedigger’s neck is in a Soft Cervical Collar as he snarls at the approaching faction.
Sebastian Reid: Digger, your thoughts?
Digger doesn’t answer. #beachkrew enter the ring.
Bonnie is handed a microphone as she faces a mixed reaction from the crowd.
Bonnie Blue: I really feel like her opening line there is "I bet y'all didn't see THAT coming....
Boos and Cheers intermix as she smiles.
Bonnie Blue: Y’know, there's a comparison to be made here about how Kevin Bishop was champ for 160 days, and did nothing with it; Look around you. Look at the impact I’ve made. I'm champ for 60 seconds, and I’ve changed the landscape of professional wrestling forever! You’re welcome by the way.
Boos from the crowd.
Bonnie Blue: Boos. Of course you’d boo. I took on your paper champion and I beat him CLEAN. I turned him inside out, and that irks you, doesn't it? Seeing a woman get it done. Too bad, Illinois. You can boo me. You can cheer me. Makes no difference. Y’see, I learned an important lesson recently. You can sacrifice your life for this business and get a minutes silence and a 10 bell salute, but the next week? Everyone moves on, and that sacrifice becomes nothing. Well, if you want entropy, Illinois? I'll give you entropy. I'll bury every last one of those so called “stars” that you cheer for into an abyss they’ll never recover from. I'll turn them all into Alex Richards, just so you'll never forget his name.
Wade closes in and wraps his arms around his girlfriend. Rabid claps a round of applause as the heat intensifies.
Bonnie Blue: This here? This is #WrestlingGenocide. This is the truth. This is the future. Me as your champion, killing your empty heroes. Just like poor Karlie Nash tonight.
The camera closes in.
Bonnie Blue: Get. Used. To. It! Time ta’ vaykay!
Bonnie drops the microphone as “Aquaberry Dolphin” plays once again as #beachkrew depart. We see Rabid smile at Gravedigger as the team strut past the announce team, Rabid casually flips a diet soda on Reid as they climb over the guardrail and disappear. |
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Post by Results on Jun 14, 2017 0:04:27 GMT -6
Fatal Four Way Match Nightshade vs Artemis St. Cloud vs Marty Barrett vs L Verez
We cut back to the ring where Nightshade and Marty Barrett are seen talking a bit of smack back and forth from adjacent ring corners.
Sebastian Reid: We’re back from commercial here in Rosemont, Illinois and it’s just about time for some fatal four way action!
As the beat to Tetris by DJ Dahi song starts, L Verez starts walking slowly to the stage with hands behind her back. She slowly turn towards the ring, moving her arms to an X-crossed position, with an L hand sign on her left hand, and a V hand sign on her right. Once the beat intensifies, she does a 360 spin and kneels down, right hand holding up a pair of sunglasses, her left out with a "come in peace" symbol. As she gets back up, she throws her left arm skyward. As she approaches the ring, she quickly rolls in and takes to the top turnbuckle. She finally takes to a sitting position on the top as she waits for the fourth participant.
Jimmy Garcia: Very interesting new acquisition here! L Verez is unlike anyone we’ve ever seen in a UCI ring!
Gravedigger: Is it contagious?
Sebastian Reid: Are you trying to get removed from TV?...because that’s how you get removed from TV.
The lights in the arena dim to nothing. As the opening to 'O Fortuna' begins the lights grow increasingly brighter with syllable as it is sung. As the music drops to a whisper the lights begin to dim once again and change colors to red and flickering. Once the song picks back up a spotlight blast the entrance ramp and we see Artemis standing there in his garish, red, bedazzled rode. His arms are down so his biceps are touching his sides, elbows bent with his forearms out and his palms open and facing up. His head is facing the ramp but he slowly lifts it up and looks out into the crowd. He walks down to the ring as the lights still flicker between white and red. Once inside he holds his arms out while his manager Belle removes the robe for him.
Gravedigger: This man is the future!
Jimmy Garcia: I think you say that about every arrogant talent, Digger.
Gravedigger: You don’t know my life.
The four circle each other cautiously as the ref calls for the bell.
DING DING DING!!
Sebastian Reid: Marty Barrett after Nightshade, but Nightshade able to catch him on the attack here.
Jimmy Garcia: Nightshade bouncing his opponent’s head off the turnbuckle, that one spinning Barrett around a bit!
As Nightshade takes it to Barrett in the corner, Artemis and Verez struggle for control over one another, arms locked tight as they push and pull.
Gravedigger: Big knee to the gut from Artemis, Verez flung off the ropes now.
Sebastian Reid: St. Cloud going for the lariat.
Jimmy Garcia: Great agility from Verez stepping around and cranking back on the arm, couple of knees to the middle of the back to follow it up!
Verez tries to maintain control on the arm, but Artemis pulls away and yanks downward, dropping her with a sloppy stunner of sorts as Nightshade throws Barrett out through the ropes.
Gravedigger: St. Cloud with the pin on Verez.
1!
Sebastian Reid: Broken up by Nightshade!
Artemis tries to get back up, but Nightshade rebounds with another axe handle to the upper back that takes him right back to the mat.
Jimmy Garcia: Nightshade yanking St. Cloud up to his feet now!
Gravedigger: He puts him right back down with the chokeslam!
Sebastian Reid: Pin by Nightshade on Artemis now!
1!
2!
Jimmy Garcia: Marty Barrett manages to drag Nightshade off of him!
Nightshade turns on the outside to Barrett, the two trading blows back and forth as Verez and Artemis are left in the ring alone.
Gravedigger: Verez pushing to it’s feet here, moving towards St. Cloud.
Sebastian Reid: Grabbing the head, big strike by Verez there.
Jimmy Garcia: Poke to the right eye from St. Cloud there!
Gravedigger: He rolls Verez up!
1!
2!
Sebastian Reid: Verez flips over!
1!
2!
Jimmy Garcia: St. Cloud rolling through now!
1!
2!
Gravedigger: Verez shifting once again for another pin attempt!
1!
2!
KICKOUT!
On the outside, Barrett launches Nightshade into the barricade before sliding in after Verez who springs up to her feet.
Sebastian Reid: Barrett charging in.
Jimmy Garcia: The Big Bang!
Gravedigger: Big discus boot from L Verez!
Sebastian Reid: Low blow from St. Cloud though and Verez drops to the mat!
Jimmy Garcia: Pulling Barrett back up to his feet here, St. Cloud has him right where he wants him!
Gravedigger: Art Show!
Sebastian Reid: The big emerald fusion from Artemis St. Cloud, pin attempt on Barrett now!
1!
2!
3!
DING DING DING!!
Taylor Lorde: The winner of this match, Artemis St. Cloud!
Jimmy Garcia: L Verez seemed to have this one in the bag, but St. Cloud finding a way to sneak up and take her by surprise and score his first victory in UCI! |
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Post by Results on Jun 14, 2017 0:05:17 GMT -6
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Post by Results on Jun 14, 2017 0:08:25 GMT -6
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Post by Results on Jun 14, 2017 0:13:13 GMT -6
Tag Team Match The Two Gents vs El Payaso Loco/Joe Smarts
Sebastian Reid: Some news was made this week here in UCI, not by any member of the UCI roster, but by the mother of two UCI wrestlers, Ursula "Mama" Mustache, that matriarch of the Mustache Family, which includes Biff and Buff, the Super Stache Brothers. After seeing that her sons were not included on the card for this week's show, she took to YouTube to express her feelings. Let's take a listen.
Sebastian Reid: But she didn't stop there. Later that day, when the poll went up to choose three challengers for the World Title at Election Day, she actually had the audacity to demand that Spencer Adams put her on the ballot. She… oh god what is that…
“Turbo Lover” by Judass Priest plays on the loudspeakers as Mama Stache hobbles her way down to the ring sneering and jeering at the crowd who cheers her. She somewhat nimbly slides under the bottom rope and grabs a microphone from her bra in the shape of a penis and addresses the crowd.
Mama Stache: I should get a shot at the title for all the sacrificin' I did, cookin' and cleanin' and playin' happy fuckin' howsewife awl fuckin' day while my husband went out on the road 300 days a year gettin' his dick sucked by a bunch a ring rats who couldn't even hold my gawd damn thawng! He had his moment in the sun, now it's time fuh mine!
Spencah Adams, you piece a shit gawd damn cawcksuckin' mothafucka, ya betta put me awn dis gawd damn ballot becawse it's time fuh Mama Mustache to be the queen bitch arownd dis fuckin' gawd damn place."
Sebastian Reid: Guys, what do you think about this? Personally, if Spencer Adams does not think it's the right time for the Stache Brothers to get a shot at the Tag Team Titles...
Gravedigger: Gang Bang Titles.
Sebastian Reid: I'm not calling them that! Anyway, if the boss of this company doesn't think they deserve the shot yet, that's his prerogative and they're just going to have to deal with that.
Jimmy Garcia: I agree with you 100% Sebastian. I believe they'll get their shot in due time, but it certainly doesn't help their case that their MOM of all people is complaining on their behalf.
Sebastian Reid: And what about her demanding that she be put on the Election Day ballot? She's not even a wrestler!
Gravedigger: You know, Sebastian, you're not even trying to hide your bias.
Sebastian Reid: MY bias?! You're the Mustaches' biggest cheerleader week after week!
Gravedigger: I'm just calling it like I see it! You can't deny that the Super Stache Brothers are one of the hottest tag teams in UCI right now and they deserve a shot at the Gang Bang Titles as much as anybody else. And as far as Mama goes, she's the matriarch of one the greatest wrestling dynasty there is. She raised two talented kids and she's married to the guy that single-handedly changed this business!
Sebastian Reid: Look I respect Roid Rogers, or Papa Stache as we know him today, as much as the next wrestling fan, but just because she's married to him doesn't mean that she should get a shot at the most prized championship in our promotion!
Gravedigger: Behind every great man is a great woman, and she's a great woman! Spencer Adams, do the right thing and put her on the ballot!
Sebastian Reid: Ugh, I can feel my blood pressure rising. We'll keep following this story as it develops, but from my perspective, Spencer Adams, you're the boss, you do what you think is right.
Mama Mustache: Are you fawkin done yet ya fawkin morons. Because it’s time for me to introduce the men that will be the guest commentatahs faw the upcoming competition. One of them is the 2017 COCK CUP Battle Royal Champion. The otha one is the 2017 BONER Tournament Champion. Together they are UNDEFUCKINGFEATED in UTI… clap yaw fawkin’ tits togetha for the SUPER STACHE BROTHAS!
“We’re the Mounters” as sung by Biff Mustache plays as they make their way to the ring. They step on the ring apron only to help Mama step down as she gives Buff a kiss on the cheek and gives Biff a stern hand shake before she walks back down the ramp. They go tto the commentary table and sit next to Gravedigger.
Biff Mustache: Wow, it’s cramped back here. Not as cramped as Cordelia Malice was after we were done thanking her after our match at Lazarus.
Buff Mustache: That’s right, we had SEX with Cordelia Malice.
Gravedigger: Wow, she’s hot guys. Well done.
Biff Mustache: We Gang Banged her, just like we’re gonna get those Gang Bang Titles after we’re voted the number one contenders for Erection day.
Sebastian Reid: It’s election day, you fucking filthy animals.
Buff Mustache: Woah, take it easy there, buddy. We’re out here to commentate a spectacular match between the Stein Her Brothers and Spooge and Butch the Muffwhackers. What a match!
A deep voice booms from the PA system "In the world of the fantasy land of Kem begot a new type of warrior, one which was created from the fires of the star Elume and forged in the great battles of the third age. A warrior so daring and so brave that King Dennis the maker himself would try to destroy him and fail. This man is more than man, he is legend"
The Crowd explodes as a twanging bass riff cuts through the stadium. All eyes converge on the entrance ramp as spotlights swirl through the audience.
Finally, with a burst of pyro and a screaming trumpet blast, Teddy Sol flies through the curtain, hands in the air, Andre Jenson following just behind. With a deep bow and a flourish from Teo, the two begin making their way to the ring. They lean over to high five the front row, posing with a few lucky fans for photos as they does so. The crowd offers appreciative applause and chants before the gents rolls under the ropes into the ring.
They turn towards a couple of turnbuckles and hop to the top, raising their hands before Teo backflips into the ring. They runs across to the opposite and Teo once again backflips onto his his feet. Finally, the chaps turn towards a ring corner and give a couple of thumbs up to the front row as they awaits the opening bell.
Taylor Lorde: Introducing first, the current UCI Tag Team Champions… THE GENTS!
Buff Mustache: Here cum the current Gang bang Champions!
Biff Mustache: DON’T GET USED TO HOLDING THOSE BELTS TOO LONG YOU SEXING IDIOTS!
The opening riff of "Let's Go" hits the PA as the lights lower. Red, white and green spotlights flicker around the entrance ramp, falling onto one central space. At that point, they focus upwards as Payaso Loco descends from the rafters on a cord of some form, landing safely on the ground. He detaches himself from the cord, making a beeline for the ring and jumping from the floor, over the top rope and into the ring. He flies up to the nearest turnbuckle, his arms outstretched as he takes in the reaction from the fans.
Taylor Lorde: And their opponents, first… PAYASO LOCO!
Buff Mustache: Payasshole Roto went home with a broken asshole after we pounded him to oblivion at Lazarus.
Biff Mustache: Lazarus is what I call my penis, get it, because it rises.
Buff Mustache: I GET IT! HIGH ONE!
Jimmy Garcia: Could you guys not do that here please.
Gravedigger: Shut up, I love these guys.
The opening beats of 'Catgroove' plays throughout the arena as the crowd goes silent. As the music continues, a faint voice echoes around the arena. The only words that are understandable are
'Dams it, the mic is toos quiet.'
Then a deafening voice can be heard over the arena saying
'HERE COME... OH FUCKS, IT TOOS LOUD!!!'
Finally, as the final part of the opening beats of Catgroove plays, a reasonably loud microphone can be heard throughout the arena.
‘Here come the World Smartsest Man, Captain Bruddahhood, JOE SMAAAAAARTS!!!!
Then the crowd realises that Joe fiddled with the mic volume, and they cheer out loud when he struts out on stage, doing a Scotty 2 Hotty dance down, I suppose, as the main part of Catgroove plays.
Joe climbs up the steps, and falls over the ropes into the ring. He then taps his head, as he fails to try and display his 'intelligence'.
Taylor Lorde: And his partner… JOE SMARTS!
Gravedigger: And finally completing this Motley Crue of ‘talent’ is Joe Smarts who will be teaming up with Payaso Loco.
Buff Mustache: Talking about Motley Crue that reminds me of the story that Mama told me about the time she and Tommy Lee leaked while making a sex tape with Mama back in 1987, way before the Palmala Handerson tape came out. She actually breathed a sigh of relief that Palmala was slightly more famous than her and took all the attention away from it.
Biff Mustache: It’s a true story, the tape was called “A touch of Muff”
Sebastian Reid: Ugh, and I bet you two perverts jacked off to it too.
Buff Mustache: Gross man… crossing the line there.
Biff Mustache: Like the time Mama Stache snorted a line off my boner.
Buff Mustache: I remember that. She snorted a line off of all of our boners consecutively that night. That was a wild Tuesday.
Jimmy Garcia: I’ve disconnected the Mustache brother’s microphones, but they’re still talking. Fans, I cannot express to you the filth coming out of their mouth right now.
The bell rings and the match begins.
Payaso and Teo decide to start the match and the crowd pops huge.
Jimmy Garcia: Two of the hottest wrestlers in UCI today are facing off against each other in luchadore action right now. And it’s off to a fast start.
Payaso and Teo lock up. Teo tosses Payaso into the ropes. Payaso ducks a clothesline and runs off the other side. He comes back with a flying forearm that lands perfectly on Teo who rolls through the hit and gets back to his feet wiping his face. They lock up again.
This time Payaso tosses Teo into the ropes who then ducks a clothesline as well. He returns with a flying headscissor takedown sending Loco out of the ring. Teo lines up the shot and runs towards the ropes. Payaso dives out of the way, but Teo does a flip off the top rope landing in the ring on his feet. Payaso claps his hands and rolls back into the ring.
As he gets back into the ring Joe slaps his partner on the back, then points at his head like he’s got an idea. He runs towards Teo who delivers an arm drag tossing him into Jenson’s corner. Teo tags in Jenson as he hold Joe’s arm up. Jenson delivers a blow to his midsection as he locks on an arm bar. He tags in Teo who jumps over the top rope and hits a diving fist over Joe’s arm then locks in an armbar of his own.
Joe rakes Teo’s face… but it has no effect since he’s wearing a mask.
Teo grabs Joe’s nose and then pulls down. He shows Joe his hand and he puts his thumb through his fingers.
Joe Smarts: MY NOSE!
Joe clutches on his face in agony as he desperately reaches towards Teo to get the nose back. Teo ‘tosses’ it to Jenson who holds it up in the air. Joe Smarts jumps up but can’t reach it. Then Jenson ‘puts a spell on it’ and sends it flying across the ring to Payaso who ‘catches it’ nearly falling off the apron. He motions for his partner to get over to him and he smacks him in the face. Joe feels around on his face and finds his nose with relief. Payaso tags himself in and Smarts happily obliges.
Buff Mustache: ..and she did them all at the same time. It was crazy.
Jimmy Garcia: Shit, their microphones have come back on.
Payaso and Jenson, who is now the legal man, lock up, and out of nowhere Payaso drops with a small package.
1…2…3!!!
Gravedigger: And THAT, folks is why you have to be on your toes at ALL times here in UCI. Payaso steals the match by pinning the tag team champion and proves that as long as you’re always looking for the win that anything can happen.
Teo and Jenson shake Payaso’s hand before shouting ‘VOTE PAYASO!’ and exiting the ring.
Payaso lock celebrates his victory when The Stache Brothers jump into the ring and beat down Payaso. Joe Smarts enters the ring and steals Payaso’s nose before leaving.
Biff lifts up Payaso in an elevated double chicken wing and drops him onto the knees of Biff.
Gravedigger: THE MUSTACHE DRIVER! And Payasshole is out.
Sebastian Reid: This is bullshit. Someone should get in there and do something about it.
Gravedigger: I don’t see you getting off your ass.
Sebastian Reid: You know what… maybe I will.
But there’s not time to do anything as Biff and Buff exit ringside with their hands held high |
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Post by Results on Jun 14, 2017 0:17:49 GMT -6
The Guardians Segment
After the commotion that happened earlier in the show, the cameras cut to the backstage area of the lobby. Production equipment crates, tables lined up with the wall and personnel handling the backstage are all walking around but the true focus of the camera lines up on Bonnie Blue in her in-ring gear preparing for the main event tonight.
Jimmy Garcia: And there she is, Bonnie Blue, getting ready to defend the UCI World Heavyweight Championship against Karlie Nash. Well...if she’s still able to compete.
Gravedigger: I highly doubt that. Once a manipulative tramp, always a manipulative tramp.
When Bonnie stands up at full height, she wipes the UCI World Heavyweight Championship belt resting on the wooden table beside her in the narrow hallway. However, she turns around to view a cautious Damian Kaine also in his ring gear but an angry Andre Holmes with his muscular arms folded in front of his chest wearing a Guardian hoodie, black pants and black shoes.
Crowd: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Sebastian Reid: Oh boy, we knew it would come to this. Bonnie would have to face The Guardians eventually.
Bonnie Blue: Hey guys, how you been?
Damian looks at Andre who is staring deep into the eyes of Bonnie hanging the World Title belt over her right shoulder. She seems a little uneasy from the penance stare Andre is giving her.
Andre Holmes: So that’s how we do it? We hire and attack our enemies before the match, try to piss off our fans we worked so hard for and pull this stunt after winning the UCI World Heavyweight Championship?
Bonnie leans back from the harsh shots and even the crowd are like woah.
Gravedigger: Hate to admit with a Guardian but about time someone told it to her face!
Bonnie Blue: What are you talking about? Is this because of what happened on Lazarus Andre?
Andre Holmes: Oh yeah, it’s much mor-
Bonnie Blue: Hey, I’m still with you both. I’m still a Guardian but I’ve a reached a moment in my career where I needed to take the best choice in for ME! In case you haven’t noticed, I am the UCI World Heavyweight Champion and if that means by aligning with #Beachkrew, I have the best opportunities in this business, I’m taking it.
Andre Holmes: Does that mean you taking the easy way out of being a UCI World Champion?
Bonnie Blue: What the hell does that mean?
Andre Holmes: I’m just saying Bonnie. I knew you were going to beat Kevin Bishop but I didn’t know you were going to become him as well!
Crowd: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!
That insult took Bonnie back. Damian leans onto Andre and tries to tell him to be more respectful but Bonnie drops the World Title back on the table having enough of her Guardian member.
Bonnie Blue: Okay, excuse me?!
Andre Holmes: You heard me!
Bonnie Blue: Okay Andre, let’s get one thing clear! You’re not going to talk to me like I’m Erin Fausse, Celeste Mallory or any other bitches you like to abuse on national television!
Crowd: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!
Sebastian Reid: Oh God…
Gravedigger: Now this is getting interesting.
Bonnie Blue: So it’s okay for you to join Pantheon on WCF when Jared Holmes offers you a championship and you act like there’s nothing wrong yet when I join #Beachkrew after being UCI World Heavyweight Champion, you freak out? Why don’t you just admit that from day one you never took me as a serious competitor and everything always had to be about you? Andre this, Andre that! I supported you during your year of 2016 so the LEAST you can do is support me 2017!
Andre Holmes: I do SUPPORT you but I don’t SUPPORT a girl who is forgetting where she came from! I never turned my back on The Guardians and I never sold out to another group in UCI!
Bonnie Blue: You calling me a sellout?
Andre Holmes: No but I am questioning how much did you sell out your p**sy for Wade Moor!
Crowd: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!
Gravedigger: DAMN!
Bonnie Blue: ...That’s funny. At least he doesn’t hit a woman who rejects him. Sounds familiar?
Crowd: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!
Damian Kaine comes in between the two who are viciously tearing into each other.
Damian Kaine: Guys come on. This isn’t the right place to do it.
Bonnie Blue: WHY ARE YOU SO HARD ON ME?! WHY CAN’T YOU JUST BE HAPPY THAT I’M FINALLY GETTING WHAT I DESERVED?
Andre Holmes: BECAUSE IT’S BIGGER THAN ALL OF US!
Bonnie Blue: WHAT COULD BE SO IMPORTANT?!
Damian whispers under his breath.
Damian Kaine: Andre, don’t say it. It’s not the right time.
Suddenly as Andre was going to expose the truth, Spencer Adams walks into the side slowly clapping his hands. The subtle smirk on his face draws all the attention but the Guardian civil war doesn’t end yet.
Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Spencer Adams: Wow, this is more than I planned for. Andre, I believe you shall be going soon.
Bonnie Blue: Wait, what?
Spencer Adams: Oh Bonnie. I’ve been reviewing some of my employees’ health records, performance evaluations and any issues they have caused in the past. It’s hard to say but your Guardian friend, Andre Holmes, recently came to my office under my orders and we had a LONG private discussion about his future in the WCF.
Damian Kaine: What the hell is he talking about Andre?
Spencer Adams: I’ll best leave this for Andre to speak.
Spencer leaves the hallway leaving Bonnie and Andre along with Damian to hear the news.
Andre Holmes: ...I’m leaving the UCI.
Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Jimmy Garcia: WHAT?!
Sebastian Reid: NO! NO! NO!
Gravedigger: ...Just when I was starting to like the guy.
Damian backs off from between them and Bonnie’s heart drops. She has no words and her demeanor changes into a reverse 180. Andre’s head is tilted down but he lifts it back up to stare her into the eyes.
Bonnie Blue: Andre….I…..I….I didn’t know-
Andre Holmes: Save it. You made your decision by choice. Mine was made for me. You remember how I first got my powers?
Bonnie Blue: Of course…
Andre Holmes: Well it came with a price...I’m dying.
Crowd: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!
Gravedigger: Wait, he’s serious? No, I never meant for my wish to come true!
Sebastian Reid: This is terrible.
Damian slowly looks at Bonnie who is about to break into tears and Andre slowly removes his custom Guardians shirt before handing it to her.
Andre Holmes: Goodbye and congratulations on winning the UCI World Championship. Just hold it with pride and honor. As for me, I’m done being a Guardian.
Andre turns around and heads off to the nearest exit wearing a black shirt. Bonnie yells after him.
Bonnie Blue: Andre...Andre! Wait! Please! Andre!
Damian rushes over to console Bonnie who throws the hoodie onto the table and she pushes Damian off of her. The champion walks down the hall covering her face and trying her best not to cry on national television while Damian is stuck in the middle wondering what to do.
Jimmy Garcia: Ladies and gentlemen, I-I don’t know what to say. There has to be more to the story but as of now, we’ll try and see what will happen with The Guardians. |
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Post by Results on Jun 14, 2017 0:18:23 GMT -6
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Post by Results on Jun 14, 2017 0:22:33 GMT -6
UCI Television Championship Triple Threat Match Zombie McMorris © vs Bolas de Arana vs Psychopomp
Jimmy Garcia: Guys, it’s time for the TV title match.
Sebastian Reid: Ugh, don’t remind me. I’m still sick that ZMAC won it last week. Such an injustice.
Wavedigger: Ah, I knew all along. I knew my boy would have gotten the job done and he did! It was great.
Jimmy: But Psychopomp is coming of losing his Rising Star championship and -
Reid: And Bolas is hot off beating NSK. We know, Jimmy; we were there. We all saw it.
Jimmy: Just means that these two guys are hungry against a Coked Up Mad Man.
Wavedigger: Yah but that Coked Up Mad Man is hungry too. We’ll just have to wait and see.
Taylor Lorde: Ladies and gentlemen.. The follow match is a triple threat match for the UCI Television Championship! Making his way to the ring first, he is the former UCI Rising Star Champion…. PSSYYCHHHOOO..POMP!
The lights goes out and Babylon by The Tea Party starts playing from the speakers. Different colored light beams goes off to the rhythm of the song and Psychopomp jumps in the middle of the entrance. The lights turns back on and while he walks down the aisle, he high fives only the fans that are wearing a Brotherhood t-shirt like he is and ignores the others. He rolls inside the ring and gets on his knees to raise his arms in victory.
Taylor Lorde: And the opponent… From Asbury Park, New Jersey… He is the World Favorite Jackass.. and has been voted the world best masked Lucha for Mask and Cowl Monthly for 2016… BOOOLLLLAAASSSS … DEEEE… ARANAAA!!!
"Smooth Criminal" starts and the crowd goes wild as the Worlds Favorite Jackass comes out to a roar. He raises his hands in the air, does a double fist pump and runs to the ring, sliding in under the bottom rope. He practically slides to the middle, striking a sexy "I'm on a bear skin rug" pose, before bouncing up and climbing a turnbuckle to the roar of his fans. He walks to the ref, shakes his hand, sticks some Monopoly money in his hand and walks away, the mask winking at the crowd as he points out pretty women and happy children in the crowd and waves to them.
Tayor Lorde: And Introducing the Champion…..
"Killed By Death" hits the PA system as the arena begins to fill with smoke. The Guitar and drums kick in and play up as the crowd search for ZMAC. Them vocals smash the speakers as the spot light is shows ZMAC whose stand out in the middle section of the area.
Fans: If you squeeze me lizard, I’ll put my snake in you. I’m a romantic adventure and a reptile too.
He stands there with his back turned to the ring with his arms out in a ‘T’ pose. He turns to face the crowd as he takes a few steps down the aisle way.
Fans: Easy! Easy!
He pumps the crowd up as they go rabid for the Coked UP Mad Man who reaches into his pulls out a vial of cocaine and snorts it.
Fans: The only time I’m gone be easy is when I’m.. KILED BY DEATH! KILLED BY DEATH!
Taylor Lorde: Making his way to the ring.. from the Big Easy.. He stands six feet, six inches tall and weighs in at two hundred and twenty pounds… He is the Coked Up Mad Man.. ZZZOOMMMBIE… MCMORRR-IISSS!
Fans: I’m a lone wolf ligger but I ain’t no pretty boy!
Fans swarm him as he takes beer after beer and chugs them; getting some all over his face and chest. ZMAC is in a sea of “Dove Killah Certified OG’s” as the fans lift him up and body surf him down to the crowd barrier.
Fans: KILLED BY DEATH! KILLED BY DEATH! KILLED BY DEATH!
He jumps the barrier and slides into the ring. ZMAC takes to the adjacent turnbuckle and taunts the crowd before taking off his jacket and throwing it to the towards the time keeper. The Honey Badger has arrived.
Jimmy: Guys, this is Triple threat. This is ZMACs territory. He won the HM Championship in a triple threat.
Reid: But Bolas is crazy. Hes a lucha. Hes a risk taker. If anyone can do this, its Bolas.
Wavedigger: And ZMACs a bone breaker; whats your point.
DING DING
The match gets underway with a two on one assault from Pomp and Bolas who rush ZMAC and shove him into the corner. They hit him hi and low with snap punches and gut kicks. They don’t give him time to move or breathe. They know whats on the line and they are both prepared to do what is necessary to win. Pomp backs up and takes a knee as Bolas runs to the adjacent corner and runs full speed ahead…
Jimmy: Whisper in the wind by Bolas! Pomp and Bolas working together.
ZMAC Stumbles out from the corner..
Reid: TOTAL ELIMINATION! Sweep and roundhouse kick combo by Bolas and Pomp. I tell you, these guys are making a good team.
ZMAC hits the ground and tries to roll out of the ring but Bolas grabs him by the feet and pulls him back…They each take a leg and split the difference.
Jimmy: ZMAC gets that wishbone delux.
Reid: Couldn’t help but notice you’re a little quiet, Digger; what happened?
Wavedigger: Waiting.
Reid: For what?
Wavedigger: You’ll see.
ZMAC howls in pain as he grabs his cawk and two piece. Bolas and pomp hit the ropes in tandum and come back with a double front leg drop kick. ZMAC rolls over on his back. He gets picked up by Psycho-Bolas and whipped into the ropes. They both duck. ZMAC off the ropes…
Jimmy: Falcon uppercut by ZMAC from the rebound. Bolas is down.
Pomp looks up, ZMAC with a wide swiping right. Pomp ducks. ZMAC hits a split..
Reid: Falcon punch to pomp!
Wavedigger: Golden Rule with ZMAC. Thee who punches him in the dick, he himself gets punched in the dick. Just don’t do it kids.
ZMAC picks up Bolas and attempts a German Suplex. Bolas blocks and goes behind- then around again. He leaps up and flips over ZMAC, coming down in a neckbreaker. Pomp Gets to his feet. He picks up ZMAC…
Jimmy: Emerald Fusion.
Pin attempt.
1..
2..
NOO!!
ZMAC kicks out.
Pomp and Bolas pick up.
Reid: Double STO!
ZMAC tries to escape the ring again and again he’s pulled back. Bolas and Pomp think about the wishbone again but have thoughts as they guillotine ZMAC from the mat up to the bottom rope. Finally ZMAC is able to roll to the outside. Pomp takes to the ropes..
Jimmy: Suicide Dive by Pomp!
Reid: ZMAC is up against the barrier.
Wham!
Reid: Oh MY GAWD! Springboard bulldog by Bolas! He just sent ZMAC crashing over the barrier!
Crowd: THIS WAS AWESOME!
The Two on one continues as Pomp goes into the crowd.
Reid: The Tandem is working.
Wavedigger: Hey Reid..
Reid: What Digger? Admit you were wrong?
Wavedigger: Bolas and Pomp go into the crowd. ZMACs in the crowd. With weapons.
Reid: Its two against one.
Bolas-Pomp pick ZMAC but ZMAC ain’t no punk bitch and ain’t going down like that. He fires back with them clobbering couth paws but is battled back but Bolas. ZMAC comes back with a knee to the gut before a fan hands him a chair and ZMAC starts giving out the best seats in the house. He bets back Bolas with a few chair shots as Bolas spills back over the barrier. ZMAC turns his attention to Pomp who eats the back rim of the chair. ZMAC tosses the chair away and follows Bolas who comes back with with a flying forearm.
Jimmy: Give it to Bolas, he’s taking it to ZMAC.
Bolas rolls ZMAC into the ring and sets him up..
WHAM!
Jimmy: Is the toast ready because WE GOT TWO EGGS OVER EASY!
The pin…
1..
2…
KICKOUT!
Wavedigger: ZMAC with the shoulder up.
Bolas picks up ZMAC and sets him up for the Milf Driver but ZMAC slips out of it.
WHAM!
Jimmy: Pomp out of no where with a springboard double clothesline.
Pomp gets to his feet and heads towards the ropes!
Reid: Pomp signaling for The Sacrament. That 360 leg drop.
…
Wavedigger: ZMAC rolls out of the way!
Reid: Bolas with a quick cover..
the pin.
1..
2..
NOO!!
Pomp kicks out! Zombie McMorris is already inside the ring taking Bolas by the back of the head tossing him out of the ring. He takes Pomp by the head and drags him into the center of the ring on his feet.
Wavedigger: AXE WOUND! AXE WOUND BY THE CHAMPION AND HERE’S THE PIN!
One!
Two!
Three!
Ding Ding Ding!
Taylor Lorde: Here is your winner and STILL the UCI Television Champion, Zombie McMorris! |
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Post by Results on Jun 14, 2017 0:27:13 GMT -6
Evil Paul Rudd Segment
The Greatest Man Who Ever Lived by Weezer plays and the crowd instantly begins to boo as “Evil” Paul Rudd steps through the curtain taunting the fans and egging them on to boo louder while taking swings at them with the doctor's bag he is carrying.
Jimmy Garcia: Oh.. damnit not this guy again.
Gravedigger: He beat Petrov last week in convincing fashion. Why wouldn't he be here?
Jimmy Garcia: I was hoping he went away.
Sebastion Reid: While it was convincing I do have to point out that he used both a magnet on Petrov's metal head and a steel chair in order to score that win.
Gravedigger: The record book says win. That means he's undefeated. That's all that matters.
Rudd enters the ring and immediately begins speaking.
“Evil” Paul Rudd: I told the world that “Evil” Paul Rudd was their superior in every way. I'm smarter then all of you. I'm better looking then all of you. I'm more talented then all of you. And last week I proved I'm a better wrestler then all of you as well. The way I destroyed Petrov.. other wrestlers took notice. And they cowered from me! All week I've been demanding matches against every major star on the roster! But for every request I have.. the answer is always the same. They already have a match! Well how lucky for them isn't it?
Jimmy Garcia: Lucky? Try the show was already booked. This guy can't get a match anytime he wants. The ego on this guy.
Gravedigger: Shut up Jimmy or I'll toss you in the ring and volunteer you for a match.
Sebastion Reid: I'll help. I would like to see that.
“Evil” Paul Rudd: But I'm here and I want.. no demand a match. And what “Evil” Paul Rudd wants he always gets. So I went and found an opponent who was supposed to compete at Lazurus but that never happened..
Gravedigger: Who do you think it's going to be? Kuno Kenji? Cordelia Malice? The infamous To Be Determined? The possibilities are endless!
Jimmy Garcia: No.. I'm pretty sure we all know who it's going to be..
Superhero blasts over the airwaves shouted by Simon Curtis and the crowd comes alive for Captain Zero! Zero slaps five with the fans and usually throws out some UCI swag like t-shirts, or hard candies, or even mouse pads. He slides into the ring and jumps onto the middle rope and taunts like a true super hero! The crowd loves Captain Zero no matter what!
Sebastion Reid: Well it does make sense. Captain Zero was mighty disappointed to not get to wrestle on pay per view so it stands to reason he would accept Rudd's challenge. And look out Rudd attacks from behind with a double ax handle!
Jimmy Garcia: It's not enough that he's facing a preliminary wrestler. He has to attack him from behind as well?
Gravedigger: Never turn your back on your opponent Jimmy. Wrestling 101. Paul hangs him upside down in the corner and kicks away on the knee of Zero.. then dropkicks him in the knee. And you said Rudd has no wrestling skills.
Sebastion Reid: Actually he appears to have a lot more then I would have thought possible. Maybe he's been training in secret for years or something. Swinging neckbreaker from Rudd now. He makes a cover.
1..
2..
kick out from Zero!
Gravedigger: Paul whips the Captain to the far corner. And now he's undoing the turnbuckle pad.
Jimmy Garcia: Is this really nessaury?
Sebastion Reid: Paul with the blind corner charge but Zero slips out of the way and rolls up Rudd.
1..
2..
3!
Gravedigger: he did not get him. He kicked out. Now a deep arm drag from Zero! Paul Rudd daring him to do it again. Captain takes the bait.. and gets thumbed right in the eye!
Jimmy Garcia: See why did he have to do that?
Gravedigger: Because he wanted to.. obviously. Now he's raking Zero's eyes along the top rope.
Sebastion Reid: That's just a nasty move. Now would you look at that. Paul is telling the referee there is a exposed metal buckle. That he himself exposed. This I don't get.
Gravedigger: Paul stomping the mat now.. Zero clears his eye and turns towards him and.. superkick right to the groin! Ha ha ha!
Jimmy Garcia: Why is the referee not calling for the bell?
Gravedigger: Because he distracted him with the turnbuckle pad! Brilliant! Ha ha ha!
Sebastion Reid: Paul Rudd parading around the ring now as the fans let him know exactly what they think of him. Captain Zero getting up, still doubled over, clutching his injured groin. There is no quit in that guy.. but maybe there should be. Backstabber right into that rear naked choke.
Gravedigger: Paul Rudd told me that he calls that move the Evil Accolades. And it's definately getting critical acclaim from Zero here. Captain Zero has no hope of fighting his way out of this and quickly gives up.
Taylor Lorde: Your winner of the match, “Evil” Paul Rudd!
Paul Rudd however refuses to release the hold until Zero stops moving and passes out. Finally satisfied he pushes Zero out of the ring with his boot then grabs the mic to address the crowd again.
“Evil” Paul Rudd: Well that was easy. I would expect someone who's been on the roster since the UCI's inception would have put up more of a fight. But it looks like I overestimated him. Or underestimated how awesome I am!
Jimmy Garcia: Big talk from a man who has cheated non stop in both of his matches!
“Evil” Paul Rudd: I came out here for a real match so bring on the next victim! The great Paul Rudd can wrestle 2, 3, 4, 5 times in one night if he has to.
A-Punk by Vampire Weekend starts to play.
Sebastion Reid: I got a bad feeling about this.
A morbidly obese man wearing a medium sized vampire Halloween costume walks out, complete with plastic fake fangs of course. A few fans boo, a few fans laugh, most don't care.
Sebastion Reid: I was afraid of that. That's Sucker the Vampire. I had to reject him from my school for his own health. Since then he's been hanging out backstage begging for a match. I should have known this would draw him out.
Jimmy Garcia: I'll bet Rudd knew it too.
Gravedigger: Of course he did. The man is an evil genius.
Jimmy Garcia: The bells rings and.. did this Sucker really just run over to Rudd and say a really pathetic I vant to suck your blood blah? He actually did that? And Rudd goes to his corner and grabs his doctor's bag and pulls out.. a stake? Really?
Gravedigger: And Sucker immediately cowers in the corner. So Rudd just boots him in the head instead! Sucker The Vampire staggers to his feet, takes a boot to the ample gut.. then a DDT! Paul makes a cover.
1..
2..
3!
Sebastion Reid: No, he pulled him up just before the three count. Now he's rubbing his opponent's face in the mat. This guy is overmatched, Rudd knows it, so he's punishing him. Now he walks across the back of the vampire then dusts off his hands. He waits for Sucker to get up and immediately clips the knee right out from under him.
Jimmy Garcia: Sucker limping back to his feet now... and backstabber into the rear naked choke. The Evil Accolades. I think Sucker submitted BEFORE the choke was locked in.
Taylor Lorde: Your winner of the match, “Evil” Paul Rudd.
Rudd tosses Sucker The Vampire over the top rope and grabs the mic away.
“Evil” Paul Rudd: The Russian strongman wasn't good enough! The superhero wasn't good enough! And now the vampire wasn't good enough!! I expect things are going to be the same if I faced a zombie. So that's exactly what I'm going to do! Zombie McMorris, I hear that's an open challenge out for your hypermedia championship. And no one is accepting it. They are all afraid of him. Well “Evil” Paul Rudd fears no man.. or no zombie. After next week the Media will finally have a worthy champion! Now.. play my music!
The Greatest Man Who Ever Lived by Weezer begins to play again as Paul Rudd walks towards the back garnering still more boos.
Jimmy Garcia: Challenging Zombie McMorris? For the Hypermedia Championship? Paul Rudd must be off his rocker!
Gravedigger: Yeah.. even I think he's in trouble here. |
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Post by Results on Jun 14, 2017 0:28:00 GMT -6
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Post by Results on Jun 14, 2017 0:31:53 GMT -6
Co-Main Event Triple Threat Match Calvin Harris vs Casey Holliday vs Damian Kaine
Taylor Lorde: The following is scheduled for one fall!
Inside the arena the fans were sitting on the edge of their seats waiting in anticipation for the next bit of action to take place. With that being said Fall Out Boy's "Memories" began to hit the arena's speakers. The guitar riff kicking it all off and it was something the thousands in attendance were able to recognize from the start. Didn't take long at all for those fans to begin to change their tune. They went from being excited for action to completely and utterly loathing the show. All because of who was about to make their to the ring.
Only a few seconds had passed since the song began to play. That's when the curtain could be seen being slowly pulled back. Stepping out a moment later happened to be none other than the man known as the Martyr of Pro Wrestling himself, Calvin Harris. Seeing the man caused the crowd to uproar again, but this time with louder boos and jeers. All of them hoping that this was going to be enough to get him to go away. However they should've known better than that. Standing center of the stage, Calvin looked around the ring with this smug smirk on his lips. The type of smug smirk that would make people want to knock it right off his expression.
That being said Calvin found himself stretching his arms out to either side of him. Almost like he was encouraging the crowd to give him more hate. For this was something that actually motivated him and something that actually drove him. Like puppets the fans gave in booing even louder and vocally expressing their hatred for him anyway that they could. After a few moments he lowered his arms back down at his side and began to slowly make his way down the ramp.
Jimmy Garcia: In just his second match, Harris has already managed to look like one of the more threatening Rising Stars Champions we’ve seen in UCI!
Sebastian Reid: His star is definitely on the rise after last week!
The guitar riffs of “Caffeine” by Jeff and Casey Lee Williams brings the crowd to their feets. As the song moves along, Damian Kaine runs to the stage, hopping around before dashing down the ramp and sliding under the bottom rope.
Kaine hops to his feet, and immediately climbs the corner, backflipping off of the top rope. He then removes his vest and settles in his corner, waiting for the match to begin.
Gravedigger: This herb loses to ZMAC and gets put in a co-main? Laaaame.
Jimmy Garcia: Hate all you want, you’re looking at a future world champion, Digger! Mark my words!
Gravedigger: You’re so generous.
The chorus of "Fashion" by Lady Gaga hits the PA system and Casey Holliday steps through the curtains, instantly drawing boos from the crowd. She scoffs at this and completely ignores them, as she starts to walk down the ramp, obviously confident in her self-proclaimed, prodigious abilities. She has a smirk on her face as she gets to the ring, obviously enjoying the hate she's getting from the fans. When she enters the ring, she finally acknowledges them with a 'hush' signal, which only serves to incite them to boo her louder. Casey has a laugh to herself at this, as she starts to focus on her match and the song fades.
Sebastian Reid: What is there to say about Casey Holliday that hasn’t already been said?
Jimmy Garcia: You mean said by Casey herself? Probably not much. Casey Holliday is never one to mince words when it comes to showing the world how she sees herself as a competitor!
Gravedigger: Ref in position, let’s get to the action!
DING DING DING!!
Sebastian Reid: Both Holliday and Harris turning towards Damian Kaine right now. Could we see an alliance in the early going?
Jimmy Garcia: Backing Kaine into the corner now, things not looking good for Damian Kaine tonight if this is the plan by these two!
Gravedigger: Double cross! Holliday with cheap shot to Harris!
Sebastian Reid: All’s fair in a triple threat!
Jimmy Garcia: Harris dropping, but Damian Kaine with the hurricanrana to Casey Holliday! That one sends the Intercontinental Champ flying into the corner!
Gravedigger: Kaine going up the turnbuckle with Holliday, looking for the Checkmate.
Sebastian Reid: Holliday spinning her own arm around and under.
Jimmy Garcia: Beautiful twisting neckbreaker from Casey Holliday!
Gravedigger: Just slamming Kaine’s head to the mat from the top there!
Sebastian Reid: Pin attempt here!
1!
2!
NO!
Jimmy Garcia: Barely getting the shoulder up after Holliday pulls out the big guns with an early nearfall counter attack!
Gravedigger: That’s why she is where she is in UCI, that crafty ring awareness well beyond her years. You can’t teach that, Jimmy!
Sebastian Reid: Props to Damian Kaine for hanging in there after just a devastating answer from Casey Holliday!
Jimmy Garcia: Holliday pushing up on the right knee here, Harris right back up after her!
Gravedigger: Running knee strike to the back of the head!
Sebastian Reid: Defeaning boos from the crowd after that one and Harris is soaking them in right now.
Jimmy Garcia: Pulling Kaine to his feet, hand under the chin of the wobbled opponent!
Gravedigger: Big slap from Harris, nice elbow to the face to follow it up as he bounces off the ropes here.
Sebastian Reid: Kaine regaining form as Harris charges for the leaping clothesline attempt.
Jimmy Garcia: Monkey flip from Damian Kaine!
Gravedigger: Good counter, Kaine headed for the top rope.
Sebastian Reid: Do you think he could be looking for the finish right now?
Jimmy Garcia: This is Silver Bullet territory! That’s exactly what he has in mind, Reid!
Gravedigger: Kaine standing up high, measuring Harris for that Silver Bullet.
Sebastian Reid: Casey Holliday leaping towards the ropes.
Jimmy Garcia: Kaine shaken as he drops down from that one a bit!
Gravedigger: Holliday up now, arm wrapped around the head.
Sebastian Reid: Superplex from Holliday!
Jimmy Garcia: Kaine lands on his feet though!
Gravedigger: He yanks Holliday off!
Sebastian Reid: Dropkick to the back from Reid!
Jimmy Garcia: Holliday sent towards the corner once again and it looks like Kaine has stepped back into the trap by Harris!
Gravedigger: Roll up by Harris!
1!
2!
3!
DING DING DING!!
Taylor Lorde: The winner of this match, Calvin Harris!
Kaine spins around to leap towards Harris, but the Rising Stars Champ is too quick and slides underneath the bottom rope, collecting his strap as he shoots Kaine a smirk from the outside.
Sebastian Reid: Definitely not a popular finish, but Harris is able to steal one in Rosemont! |
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Post by Results on Jun 14, 2017 0:32:32 GMT -6
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Post by Results on Jun 14, 2017 0:37:23 GMT -6
Main Event UCI World Heavyweight Championship Bonnie Blue © vs Karlie Nash
A crane camera pans around the near-capacity crowd filling the stands of Rosemont, Illinois' Allstate Arena, abuzz with excitement for the night's main event match. "Not My Heroes" t-shirts are scattered through the crowd in even greater profusion than previous weeks, offset slightly by a cadre of die-hard #beachcrew fans positioned behind the commentary table.
Jimmy Garcia: And welcome back to another exciting edition of Monday Night Overload, right here on the SyFy network! Coming up is our final match of the evening, and what a Main Event it's shaping up to be. Words have been flying back and forth on social media between the new defending Champion, Bonnie Blue, and her challenger tonight, Karlie Nash. It's never been a secret these two have zero respect for each other, and tonight they're putting it all on the line for this company's top prize!
Gravedigger: Bonnie Blue shocked the world last week by robbing my boy Kevin Bishop of his World Heavyweight Championship, and then turning her back on literally everything she's ever claimed to stand for, revealing her TRUE colors when she orchestrated a #beachkrew invasion of the UCI! It'll serve her right when Karlie Nash kicks her ass and takes that strap right off the little Time Witch to make Bonnie Blue the shortest-reigning World Champ in the history of UCI!
Sebastian Reid: None of us is thrilled about what happened last week, 'Digger, and Bonnie Blue has a lot to answer for. But for now, let's just call the match.
War Machine by AC/DC plays in the arena, Tracy steps on the stage and moves to the side, Karlie steps on the stage, Tracy and Karlie walk to the ring showing disdain for the crowd, Tracy walks up the steps and enters the ring, Karlie climbs the ropes from outside and flashes the loser sign to the crowd, she then climbs down and stretches in her corner.
Taylor Lorde: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! This MAIN EVENT match is scheduled for ONE FALL -- and is for the United Championship Infinite WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE! First to the ring, your challenger... standing five-eleven, at a fighting weight of one-hundred seventy-two pounds; from Saint Paul, Minnesota! She is the Cougar Hunter -- KAARLIIIEEEEE NAAASH!!!!!
Jimmy Garcia: Karlie Nash has made an impressive showing the last two weeks, winning a huge match against Hunter Updegraff, Teo Del Sol, and former Rising Stars Champion Psychopomp before going on to defeat Joe Smarts at Lazarus! Can she keep up this winning streak?
Gravedigger: We're about to find out, Jimmy.
E-Rock's heavy metal version of the "Doctor Who Theme" hits the speakers to a mixed reaction from the crowd. Smoke fills the stage as the 'Tron lights up and displays the words DAUGHTER OF TIME. The drumbeat kicks in, accompanied by the BOOM! of a white pyro flash. A shower of sparks cascades down over the stage as Bonnie Blue steps from behind the curtain, now dressed in brand-new ring attire: short trunks and a matching racerback top in irridescent ocean-blue, with a short hooded vest and a pair of shutter shades. She raises the UCI World Title into the air and gets another moderate pop; the big screen behind her now displays the words HARDCORE QUEEN.
Taylor Lorde: And now, making her way to the ring for the first time ever as YOUR YOU-SEA-EYE World Heavyweight Champion! Standing five-eight and weighing in at one-hundred thirty-two pounds... she is the Time Witch, the Hardcore Queen... BONNIE DeepBLUESea!
Gravedigger: That is a ridiculous name, and I refuse to call her that.
Jimmy Garcia: Okay... Wavedigger.
As she makes her way down the aisle, high-fiving and fist-bumping the fans reaching toward her, a montage of extreme spots plays out across the giant screen: crashing through a glass table with Shadowlove; sailing through the back window of a moving bus, only to come back and hit a hurricanrana on Stevie Corah; and without warning, static cuts into the feed. The images are replaced by a scene of Bonnie hitting Kevin Bishop with her Timestopper; his hand hitting the mat as he's finally forced to tap out; and Bonnie, clutching the World Title to her chest. As the video ends, the word GUARDIAN appears, then fades away, replaced by a pink banner bearing the word #BEACHKREW.
Still playing to the crowd, the Daughter of Time completes a circle around the ring, then leaps onto the apron and turns to face the audience. Grasping the top rope, she backflips over it and into the ring, a dazzling smile on her lips as about half the fans cheer. Bonnie mounts the nearest turnbuckle, lifting the World Title high above her head and allowing the crowd's reaction to wash over her for a single, protracted moment before she hops down and reluctantly hands off her strap to the official.
Sebastian Reid: Referee urging these two ladies to shake hands, now. Bonnie puts her hand out and Karlie reaches for it...
But of course, Nash jerks her hand away at the last second, smirking at the Champ. Bonnie gives an exaggerated shrug as she turns away, as if to go to her corner -- then comes back with a huge forearm smash!
Gravedigger: Typical. Karlie Nash didn't want to shake hands with a dirty turncoat, and in true #beachkrew fashion, Blue takes the opportunity for a cheap shot!
The official gets between the two women, forcing them apart, and he guides the Champ toward her corner. With a cocky expression on her face, Bonnie flashes Nash a backhanded peace sign.
DING! DING! DING!
Jimmy Garcia: There's the bell, and this match is finally underway! Karlie Nash calls for a test of strength -- smart move, considering she's got forty pounds on the Champ -- and Bonnie laces her fingers with Karlie's!
Gravedigger: And a kick to the midsection from Bonnie Blue! She's got Karlie doubled over and it looks like she's setting her up for that Weeping Angel already!
Sebastian Reid: The Cougar Hunter has it scouted though! She wraps her arms around Bonnie's thighs and stands up, taking the Champ with her! Karlie drops backward, flattening Bonnie Blue on the mat!
Jimmy Garcia: Unorthodox move from Karlie Nash here! She rolls Blue over for the cover!
ONE . .
Gravedigger: Powerful kickout from the Champ at the one-count, but Nash stays on her, leaning a forearm across Bonnie's throat!
The official warns Karlie, and Nash lets up as Bonnie gets back to her feet. Blue quickly closes the distance, and they tie up with a classic collar and elbow; Karlie gets the upper hand and whips Bonnie into the ropes.
Sebastian Reid: Irish whip from Nash, and Bonnie coming back on the rebound -- to duck under a Clothesline from Hell!
Instead of bouncing off the ropes again, Bonnie hangs on and Karlie wastes no time chasing after!
Jimmy Garcia: Karlie Nash trying to capitalize on her momentum, charging straight at Bonnie Blue... only to get dumped to the outside as the champ pulls that top rope down!
The Daughter of Time springs right back up, using the ropes for leverage as she swings herself over to stand on the ring apron. She waits as Karlie climbs to her feet and moves toward the ring; the instant Nash is in range, Blue thrusts a boot toward her head, sending her to the ringside mats!
Gravedigger: A much more aggressive side of Bonnie Blue on display here tonight as she drops from the apron to manhandle the challenger. Nash on her hands and knees, and a ruthless Bonnie Blue reaches down to apply a shoulder claw!
Sebastian Reid: Pain written all over Karlie's face here, and let me tell you, that is not a position you want to be in -- applied correctly, that hold is excruciating. Bonnie has absolute control of Karlie Nash, and she's going to use that advantage now. Like it or not, Bonnie Blue is the World Champion for a reason.
Jimmy Garcia: Bonnie aids Karlie back to a vertical base, finally releasing the claw, and immediately shoves Nash into the crowd barrier! The official now urging both competitors back to the ring.
But Bonnie isn't through. She pulls a dazed Karlie Nash to her feet and whips her back toward the ring apron, then follows up with a running forearm!
Gravedigger: That one nearly took Karlie Nash's head off! Somebody stop this match!
The Time Witch rolls Nash back into the ring and climbs up the ropes, leaping off with a double foot stomp!
Sebastian Reid: Double foot stomp from the Champ and now Nash is looking worse for the wear. Blue going for the right arm of Karlie Nash, folding it back into a chickenwing, going for that Timelock...
Jimmy Garcia: BUT WAIT! Karlie Nash struggles out of it! She reverses and now it's Bonnie in trouble as Nash wrenches on Blue's arm instead! The Cougar Hunter using her size advantage to full effect now as she has full control of the Champ! Karlie shifts her position and lifts Bonnie Blue up -- and drops her with a spinebuster!
Gravedigger: Nash with the cover!
Jimmy Garcia: Bonnie gets a shoulder up before the ref can move into position!
A frustrated Karlie Nash stands, grabbing Bonnie's ankles and pulling her legs apart to deliver a savage stomp to the groin that leaves the Daughter of Time writhing on the mat in pain.
Sebastian Reid: OH! Right to the Virginia! That looked like it hurt!
Nash doesn't give Bonnie a chance to recover; she reaches down and grabs a fistful of hair, hauling the Champ to her feet -- and gets an eye rake for her troubles. Bonnie runs for the corner, springboards off the second 'buckle, handsprings across the ring, and the half-blinded Karlie Nash stumbles directly into a hurricanrana!
Gravedigger: Nash goes down to a hurricanrana and the Champ could put her away right now...
Sebastian Reid: She could, 'Digger, but this is a whole new Bonnie Blue we're dealing with and it looks like she wants to send a message tonight! Bonnie taking advantage of a downed Karlie Nash by locking in a Boston crab!
Jimmy Garcia: She's got nowhere to go, caught in the middle of the ring, with the Champ really putting the pressure on here! Karlie may have a strength advantage, but it doesn't do her a lot of good if she can't get the leverage to apply it!
On the mat, fighting through the pain, Karlie Nash puts her palms flat on the canvas and tries to push up. The audience, typically indifferent, starts getting behind her, clapping their hands and chanting her name.
Crowd: LET'S GO, KAR-LIE! *clap-clap-clap* LET'S GO, KAR-LIE! *clap-clap-clap*
Muscles bulging with the strain, Karlie pushes herself up off the mat, enough to throw off Bonnie's balance, enough to escape the hold. Unperturbed, Bonnie Blue bounces back to her feet. With a smirk on her lips, she points toward Karlie and starts mouthing off; words we can't hear, but they appear to have the desired effect as Nash stands on shaking legs and charges blindly at the Time Witch. Bonnie Blue immediately leaps to the ropes and nails a Codebreaker on the incoming Karlie Nash!
Gravedigger: Codebreaker into a triangle choke! Timestopper! The same move that took out the former Champ! If she locks that choke in, it's all over!
Sebastian Reid: It's locked in, all right! This may be one of the deadliest finishing combinations in the industry. Once Bonnie has that choke secured, there is almost no chance of escape!
Karlie tries anyway, struggling against the inevitable. But the harder Karlie fights, the harder Bonnie pulls on the trapped arm, even as she tightens up the choke. At last, even the mighty Cougar Hunter has had enough and she reluctantly chooses to tap.
Jimmy Garcia: That's it! Karlie Nash has just tapped out to Bonnie Blue's Timestopper! The move that won Bonnie the belt is the one that got her through her first successful title defense!
Bonnie keeps the hold locked in just a moment longer than necessary, to a refreshed round of booing from the crowd. Releasing Nash, the Time Witch stands to accept her World Championship from the official, lifting it high as her music hits the speakers, strutting around the ring while a medic checks on her fallen opponent. More boos as she ascends the corner, one hand holding the belt aloft, the other pointing at the hapless victim on the canvas. |
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