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Post by Buff Mustache on Jun 13, 2017 20:17:52 GMT -6
A goatee is not a mustache. It's a mustache for a man too scared to live the life that comes with having a formidable stache. Yeah, goatees suck! Just look at this guy: View AttachmentThis guy's goatee just screams "SMALL PENIS!" That's not even a goatee. There's no mustache. We might as well call that guy Phil Chinshit |
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Post by Phil Chinshit on Jun 13, 2017 20:27:44 GMT -6
Yeah, goatees suck! Just look at this guy: This guy's goatee just screams "SMALL PENIS!" That's not even a goatee. There's no mustache. We might as well call that guy Phil Chinshit Um...that is my name, actually. |
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Post by Biff Mustache on Jun 13, 2017 21:11:34 GMT -6
Oh yeah, The Chinster got a like from Bonnie Blueballs! That tiny dick might be just the thing she's into, which explains why she hasn't fallen in love with The Biffster yet!
You know, because my dick is big.
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Post by Phil Chinshit on Jun 13, 2017 21:13:40 GMT -6
Oh yeah, The Chinster got a like from Bonnie Blueballs! That tiny dick might be just the thing she's into, which explains why she hasn't fallen in love with The Biffster yet! You know, because my dick is big. Um...I don't even know this woman. I'm a happily married man with two kids. |
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Papa Stache
Developmental
Watcha gonna do when the Mustache Family runs wild IN you?!?
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Post by Papa Stache on Jun 13, 2017 21:14:43 GMT -6
Didn't stop me, brother.
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Mama Mustache
Developmental
Don't mess with my gawd damn family!
Posts: 91
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Post by Mama Mustache on Jun 13, 2017 21:16:40 GMT -6
No shit, Ernesto! Go fuck yaself! |
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Post by Phil Chinshit on Jun 13, 2017 21:18:47 GMT -6
Who are you people? And how did you find a picture of me? And how did you find out that I had Infant Penis Syndrome?
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Post by Biff Mustache on Jun 13, 2017 21:23:03 GMT -6
Buff's always got an eye on you.
And that eye belongs to his one-eyed monster, oh yeah!
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Post by Phil Chinshit on Jun 13, 2017 21:24:34 GMT -6
I'm just a simple accountant from Darien, Illinois. Please leave me alone!
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Doc Henry
Developmental
Sitting on the Throne of Hell
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Post by Doc Henry on Jun 14, 2017 7:41:37 GMT -6
*smh*
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Post by Buff Mustache on Jun 14, 2017 8:03:42 GMT -6
Phil, your wife is in my spank bank.
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Post by Biff Mustache on Jun 14, 2017 13:50:46 GMT -6
Yeah, I tried depositing her in mine this morning, but then Mama needed help with her douching. I'll try again later!
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Post by Phil Chinshit on Jun 14, 2017 13:59:04 GMT -6
Um...I've never heard of the First National Spank Bank...and I certainly don't know why my wife would be there. She's...um...at her sister's house in Toledo this week and...um...she left me home alone with my daughters Kayla Rose and Sheena Aretha...and she never said anything about going to the bank, so...um...maybe I should call her and...um...find out what all this hubbub is about....um...I hope she's not keeping a separate account from me...that would be...um...upsetting to me and...um...our marriage is based on trust and...um...I better give her a call...
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Post by Buff Mustache on Jun 14, 2017 14:42:07 GMT -6
LOL, your daughters name is Sheena Urethra
like the peehole
Your wife is not in Toledo, she's at Mustache Manor
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Post by Phil Chinshit on Jun 14, 2017 14:51:00 GMT -6
um....Her middle name is Aretha, as in...um...my favorite soul singer, Aretha Franklin and...um...I don't know what this Mustache Manor is but...I Googled "Mustache Manor Toledo" and...um...that hotel chain does not exist in Toledo...and...um...my wife hasn't picked up her phone yet and...um...
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