Doc Henry
Developmental
Sitting on the Throne of Hell
Posts: 78
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Post by Doc Henry on Jun 11, 2017 20:08:17 GMT -6
Since that thread is a no reply zone... dammit...  |
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Post by Buff Mustache on Jun 11, 2017 21:54:41 GMT -6
The address is 69 Mustache Manor
Manchesthair assachusettes
Tonight only it's for free people.
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Post by Kevin Bishop on Jun 12, 2017 6:23:19 GMT -6
But what about enslaved people?
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Post by Damian Kaine on Jun 12, 2017 11:49:44 GMT -6
ERIN FAUSSE AND DAMIAN KAINE FOR TAG CHALLENGERS
JMES AND I HAVE A STORY WE NEED
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Post by Buff Mustache on Jun 12, 2017 11:51:48 GMT -6
Who better for the Erection Day Gang bang title match than the Super Stache brothers?
But we are of the people. You want less than a pair of 9 inch cobras then so be it.
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Post by Damian Kaine on Jun 12, 2017 11:52:43 GMT -6
Fr tho.
I really wanna begin my trek towards Triple Crown, and I can't particularly target the World title when my stablemate has the belt. So tag is my only route. Plus, I'm pretty fun to work with. #AlltheCollabs
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Post by Karlie Nash on Jun 12, 2017 15:02:36 GMT -6
have changed my votes several times, but not changing it again.
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Post by Biff Mustache on Jun 12, 2017 21:31:38 GMT -6
The Super Stache Brothers are the greatest gang bangers in all of professional sports-enterTAINTment, and you can't spell enterTAINTment without enter, and you know the Super Stache Brothers always like to enter through the butt.
In other words, vote for Biff and Buff Mustache to get the shot at those Gang Bang Titles.
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Post by Biff Mustache on Jun 12, 2017 21:36:48 GMT -6
Fr tho. I really wanna begin my trek towards Triple Crown, and I can't particularly target the World title when my stablemate has the belt. So tag is my only route. Plus, I'm pretty fun to work with. #AlltheCollabs The only Triple Crown Buff and I ever heard about was the sex position that Papa Stache tried with Blotcho Man and Miss Elizablotch after Sunny Smash '88. The Anabolic Powers exploded that night. Right in Elizablotch's mouth, oh yeah! Vote for Biff and Buff. |
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Post by Damian Kaine on Jun 12, 2017 21:42:59 GMT -6
Fr tho. I really wanna begin my trek towards Triple Crown, and I can't particularly target the World title when my stablemate has the belt. So tag is my only route. Plus, I'm pretty fun to work with. #AlltheCollabs The only Triple Crown Buff and I ever heard about was the sex position that Papa Stache tried with Blotcho Man and Miss Elizablotch after Sunny Smash '88. The Anabolic Powers exploded that night. Right in Elizablotch's mouth, oh yeah! Vote for Biff and Buff. ... God I hate you guys (IC) |
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Post by Buff Mustache on Jun 13, 2017 17:02:31 GMT -6
There's still time to vote for your favorite mustachioed gentlemen to take on the Gents for the Gang Bang Titles.
UTI is in need for a change in culture. We've got barren faces running the show.
Bonnie Blue- No mustache
Casey Holliday- No mustache
Zombie McMorris- 2 titles- no mustache
The Two Gents- More like the 2 Nonmustached gents
Calvin Harris- a beard does not a mustache make
So I say to you, nay I call out to you.
Make the right vote
There's only one TRUE team on that ballet that should be under consideration
A vote for a Mustache is a vote for a better tomorrow
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Post by Damian Kaine on Jun 13, 2017 17:09:13 GMT -6
But... I have a mustache too...
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Post by Buff Mustache on Jun 13, 2017 18:53:23 GMT -6
A goatee is not a mustache. It's a mustache for a man too scared to live the life that comes with having a formidable statue People will point People will call you a pedophile People will stop taking trips with you in your blacked or van But it's not a choice. Baby I was born this way! 
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Post by Biff Mustache on Jun 13, 2017 19:51:33 GMT -6
Great men have mustaches! Case in point:
Teddy Roosevelt. The Bull Moose of Mustaches. Sexed his wife a lot, as you can see. Example #2:  Grover Cleveland. Wonderfully bushy mustache. Married a woman more than half his age. The original Old Dirty Bastard. Exhibit C:  Beautiful. No wonder he was called "Elegant Arthur." |
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Post by Biff Mustache on Jun 13, 2017 19:58:24 GMT -6
A goatee is not a mustache. It's a mustache for a man too scared to live the life that comes with having a formidable stache. Yeah, goatees suck! Just look at this guy:  This guy's goatee just screams "SMALL PENIS!" |
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