Kade Weller Interviews John Gable!
May 23, 2016 22:00:22 GMT -6
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Post by Kade Weller on May 23, 2016 22:00:22 GMT -6
Hi there wrestling fans! My interview this week was certainly interesting, if a little short. I ran into one third of UCI’s management team, John Gable, and… I did my best. In all honestly, getting him to look up from his phone was a battle. Hopefully my interview next week with Benjamin Atreyu will prove more fruitful. For now, enjoy.
Kade: To start off with, you’re known for saying incredibly derogatory things about the wrestling business. Why continue your involvement at this point?
Gable: Three flopped movies, a whole industry against me, a lack of allies, wrestling is a job and sadly I need a job.
Kade: Alright, then why UCI?
Gable: Honestly they were the first to call. I couldn't care less what company it was. After the incident in Mexico and 1h3 W4v3, it was merely a matter of the first person to contact me was Thuggin and he offered me a job as a creative authority.
Kade: As a creative authority, what’s your vision for the company?
Gable: Ride it until it dies then move on really. I don't see this shit stain in a warehouse getting very far at all. So right now I consider myself between jobs.
Kade: With this attitude, do you think you can get along with your fellow managers?
Gable: Benjy and I already know how to work with each other. It is Spencer Adams who seems to be the odd man out with his 'enthusiasm' and caring. But I am sure with enough time, I'll be able to take care of that then we will be just peachy.
Kade: Is there any chance we see this lead to a John Gable return to the ring?
Gable: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!...But seriously, what is your real question?
Kade:Alright then... now some questions that were tweeted to us earlier.
@bigdiehl asks, why isn't former WCF talent required to sign a "United Championship Infinite Oath of Allegiance" in order to compete here?
Gable: Ummm...No one is? I wouldn't force my worst enemy to take an oath to this place. That is like making a promise to your dying mother. Sure you could tell her you'll fulfill her last wish to have her ashes tossed over the beach of the Hawaii islands where she met your father, but is she going to call you on it when you just decide to leave her ashes at the air port because you are too busy being alive? C'mon, lets be realistic.
Kade: @murdermachine asks, Wednesday nights is art house cinema night at the warehouse, how come last week you showed a TV cut of Yojimbo? The hell is that?
Gable: Well, I am not going to bust out my blu-ray Criterion restoration copy for these mostly unintelligible so I just got a VHS copy from a garage sale that was probably a copy of a copy to be honest and felt that was good enough. If you feel so strongly about it, you bring YOUR collection of Akira Kurosawa classics and then we can watch the full cut of Ikiru and risk it being stolen by these rather questionable (no question, just disgusting) people.
Kade: Ok, well do you have any parting thoughts for UCI and its fans?
Gable: Stop watching...Go home...catch up on Game of Thrones or something…
Thank you for reading, fans, and make sure to check back next week for my interview with Benjamin Atreyu.
Kade: To start off with, you’re known for saying incredibly derogatory things about the wrestling business. Why continue your involvement at this point?
Gable: Three flopped movies, a whole industry against me, a lack of allies, wrestling is a job and sadly I need a job.
Kade: Alright, then why UCI?
Gable: Honestly they were the first to call. I couldn't care less what company it was. After the incident in Mexico and 1h3 W4v3, it was merely a matter of the first person to contact me was Thuggin and he offered me a job as a creative authority.
Kade: As a creative authority, what’s your vision for the company?
Gable: Ride it until it dies then move on really. I don't see this shit stain in a warehouse getting very far at all. So right now I consider myself between jobs.
Kade: With this attitude, do you think you can get along with your fellow managers?
Gable: Benjy and I already know how to work with each other. It is Spencer Adams who seems to be the odd man out with his 'enthusiasm' and caring. But I am sure with enough time, I'll be able to take care of that then we will be just peachy.
Kade: Is there any chance we see this lead to a John Gable return to the ring?
Gable: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!...But seriously, what is your real question?
Kade:Alright then... now some questions that were tweeted to us earlier.
@bigdiehl asks, why isn't former WCF talent required to sign a "United Championship Infinite Oath of Allegiance" in order to compete here?
Gable: Ummm...No one is? I wouldn't force my worst enemy to take an oath to this place. That is like making a promise to your dying mother. Sure you could tell her you'll fulfill her last wish to have her ashes tossed over the beach of the Hawaii islands where she met your father, but is she going to call you on it when you just decide to leave her ashes at the air port because you are too busy being alive? C'mon, lets be realistic.
Kade: @murdermachine asks, Wednesday nights is art house cinema night at the warehouse, how come last week you showed a TV cut of Yojimbo? The hell is that?
Gable: Well, I am not going to bust out my blu-ray Criterion restoration copy for these mostly unintelligible so I just got a VHS copy from a garage sale that was probably a copy of a copy to be honest and felt that was good enough. If you feel so strongly about it, you bring YOUR collection of Akira Kurosawa classics and then we can watch the full cut of Ikiru and risk it being stolen by these rather questionable (no question, just disgusting) people.
Kade: Ok, well do you have any parting thoughts for UCI and its fans?
Gable: Stop watching...Go home...catch up on Game of Thrones or something…
Thank you for reading, fans, and make sure to check back next week for my interview with Benjamin Atreyu.
