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Post by Results on May 11, 2017 0:25:16 GMT -6
Introduction
Monday Night Overload starts off with a bang as the introduction fireworks sequence go haywire from the stage. The cameras show the different sections of the audience chanting UCI. The Anway Arena is home in Orlando, Florida and we cut to Gravedigger, Jimmy Garcia and Sebastian Reid seated behind the announce table.
Jimmy Garcia: Ladies and Gentlemen! Welcome to Monday Night Overload live on Syfy! Tonight features a great double main event featuring a Champion vs Champion match as Andre Holmes faces off against Psychopomp! Not to mention, Bonnie Blue goes one on one with Kuno Kenji in another saga of The Guardians vs The Brotherhood!
Gravedigger: Plus we got some more action on the card I refuse to talk about unless I get double pay! My voice is too delicate to waste on matters no one even cares about!
Sebastian Reid: I guess why we don’t see Gravedigger wrestle anymore.
Gravedigger: Why you little...
E-Rock's heavy metal version of the "Doctor Who" theme hits the speakers to a HUGE POP from the audience as Bonnie Blue steps out onto the stage with a smile on her face, arms raised to the crowd as she soaks in the cheers. Already dressed in her ring attire, the Daughter of Time sprints down the aisle and slides in under the bottom rope, then springs to her feet and throws another dazzling smile at the fans.
Jimmy Garcia: HERE SHE IS! The Daughter of Time, returned from -- wait, IS that her? She looks different.
Gravedigger: Yeah! Bitch got hotter!
Sebastian Reid: That's her, all right! Fresh off her very first victory over David Sanchez, and straight from the front lines in Denmark -- UCI's next contender to the throne -- Bonnie Blue, in the flesh!
The Daughter of Time is handed a microphone, and the crowd quiets as she brings it to her lips.
Bonnie Blue: Ok, well I reckon the first thing I gotta address is the elephant in the ring. Why is it, y'all are prob'ly askin' yourselves, Bonnie Blue don't look like Bonnie Blue? All right, that's a long-ass story, the highlights of which involve fightin' a war with the undead, an accident with the wrong end of a broadsword, and a minor case of death. Benefit of bein' the Daughter of Time is I don't necessarily stay dead; but the drawback is, I don't get to keep the same face. Still... a better fit, don't ya think?
She lifts her chin to better expose her face to the lights overhead.
Bonnie Blue: But that is all incidental. The important thing we need to focus on tonight is this -- I went over to WCF an' I showed them what a United Championship Infinite athlete is made of! I outshone Spencer's favorite henchman, Kevin Bishop, in the very comp'ny our erstwhile World Champion calls HOME! I faced the most dangerous opponent of my career to date -- a man once universally feared in this promotion, an' who spent the entirety of last week slanderin' our fine institution -- an' I did the one thing almost everyone said I could not: I FUCKING WON! BONNIE BLUE BEAT DAVID SANCHEZ!
Another massive cheer rises from the Orlando crowd.
Bonnie Blue: I represented the United Championship Infinite at a WCF pay-per-view the way our World Champion SHOULD! Sanchez had the audacity to run his dirty, lyin' mouth about the only comp'ny would give him a chance after WCF fired his ass for substance abuse -- an' I'm the one who shut him up! I hope you were watching, Kevin. I hope you're ready. The Queen is coming for her crown. However...
The young woman hesitates, taking a deep breath as she begins to pace the ring.
Bonnie Blue: However, that's still a couple weeks away, at Lazarus. An' it would seem I got a more immediate, if minor, concern -- in the form of one Cryin' Casey Holliday. Yeah, Casey, I seen your self-serving bullshit posts on social media, CRYIN' 'cause you think I don't deserve this title shot I've been literally workin' for since I signed my contract. See, Casey, you don't understand. In this business, it don't matter who your daddy is -- I should know -- shit don't just get handed to ya. Unless your name is Kevin Bishop, you have to WORK to EARN your title shots. That's somethin' you fail to learn time an' again, and it's that lack of work ethic that's gonna screw you when you cash in that Golden Ticket.
Ok, so, let's clear up this little technicality you been whinin' about. You say you beat me in that Golden Ticket match, an' yeah, that's true. To be more accurate, you beat everyone involved. Hell, Damien Kaine also beat me, 'cause he's the one who went home with the Television Title. BUT here's the thing -- you climbed a ladder, Casey. You played the numbers game, you HAPPENED to pick the right envelope, and you climbed a goddamn ladder. That is the extent of your achievement.
What you DIDN'T do, Casey, is pin me. You will never pin me. While you're still braggin' on somethin' ya did two weeks ago, Casey, I went out an' suprassed every expectation that's been placed on me since the beginnin' of my career. Not only did I defeat David Sanchez, but I did it at the very company that caused me so many problems in my early days. I shattered the barrier that stood in my way for so long and there is absolutely nothing that can stop me now!
So, Casey, here's what this is all leadin' up to. You wanna strut around here with that Golden Ticket an' talk about how you beat me, that's cute an' all, but it's gonna wear thin real fast. Let's see you prove yourself, Casey. Let's see if you can put Bonnie Blue down for the one-two-three. Let's see if you got any fire behind all the smoke an' mirrors, Casey. Name the time an' the place, little girl, an' let's see if you can back up all the shit you talk. I'll be waitin'.
The crowd pops again as Bonnie hands the mic to an attendant and leaves the ring.
Sebastian Reid: It's no secret there's been some bad blood between these two women, and it looks like Bonnie Blue has finally decided to take matters into her own hands, issuing an open challenge to Casey Holliday!
Gravedigger: I like this new fire in Bonnie Blue, but Casey my girl, and she's not going to let this go.
Jimmy Garcia: We'll see what happens! Now, on to our next match... |
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Post by Results on May 11, 2017 0:28:23 GMT -6
Tag Team Match Super Stache Brothers vs Barbed Wire Bastards
Taylor Lorde: Ladies and Gentlemen our next match is a tag team match. Introducing first already in the ring… THE BARBED WIRE BASTARDS!
A.D.I.D.A.S. by Korn plays throughout the arena as Buff and Biff Mustache make their way down the entrance ramp, being sure to embrace the thousands and thousands cheering fans that are vying just even the slightest touch of the two most charismatic and euphoria inducing wrestlers in UCI history.
Taylor Lorde: And their opponents… from Mustache Manor… THE SUPER STACHE BROTHERS!
They meet their opponents who are already waiting in the ring. Stevie Mayhem and Eric Edge are looking brutally vicious today after suffering defeat at the hands of Damian Kaine last week.
Jimmy Garcia: This is the first time we’ve gotten to see Buff in action. He’s got the body, lets see if he’s got the skill.
Buff takes the ring as the bell sounds. He poses for Eric Edge who stands tall in his corner. Edge comes rushing over and Buff moves out of the way like a matador. Biff even screams ‘OLAY!’ as Edge comes crashing hard into the turnbuckle.
Gravedigger: I got my ticket to Mustache Manor for later. The party is gonna be poppin!
Buff then runs over to Stevie Mayhem and uses the ropes as a slingshot to bring him in doing a 180 and landing on his back.
Sebastian Reid: I want my ticket!
Meanwhile Biff gets into the ring and picks up Eric Edge. He tosses him towards Buff as Buff tosses Mayhem towards Biff. They meet in the middle and crash into each other. The Mustache Brothers drop down on their opponents and repeatedly punch them in the balls as the referee is focused on the shoulders
1…2…3!!!
*DING DING*
Taylor Lorde: The winners of this match… THE SUPER STACHE BROTHERS!
Jimmy Garcia: And Biff Mustache remains undefeated in UCI.
In the ring Newest UCI Interviewer Dani Applegate stands in the ring.
Dani Applegate: Buff, tell me about this upcoming tournament you and Biff are in.
Buff Mustache: That was hardly getting my pump off. But the participants of the BONER tournament have been announced and guess what… me and BIFF MADE THE CUT!
Biff Mustache: That’s right. And remember that blood is thicker than water, but SEMEN is thicker than blood.
Buff Mustache: And harder to get out of my sheets. And considering that we both are going to make it to the finals of the BONER tournament…
Dani whispers in Buff’s ear. Buff nearly falls to the ground as his knees buckle beneath him.
Buff Mustache: She just said that she was gonna blow me!
Dani slaps Buff across the face and grabs the microphone.
Dani Applegate: I said I was gonna blow you away by telling you that you and Biff are scheduled to compete in the first round against eachother!
Biff and Buff look at each other incredulously.
Buff Mustache: I can’t fight my own brother. We’re thick as semen!
Biff Mustache: You can have the win, brother… I’ll forfeit it to you.
Buff Mustache: No… I’ll forfeit to you. You go on and win the BONER tournament.
Biff Mustache: How about this. We let the fans decide. Dani… do the thing where you ask the fans who they want to win in the BONER tournament…
Dani: Ugh… who thinks that BUFF should win in the BONO tournament.
Crowd: BOOOOOOO!!!!
Dani: Who thinks Biff should win in the BONO tournament?
Crowd: BOOOOOOO!!!!
Buff Mustache: Well the people have spoken!
Biff Mustache: Yes they have.
Biff and Buff hold each other’s butts as ADIDAS plays and they exit the ring. |
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Post by Results on May 11, 2017 0:31:50 GMT -6
Triple Threat Match Shadowlove vs Saint Remi vs Ángel de la muerte
Taylor Lorde: The next match is a Triple threat match held under traditional triple threat rules! Introducing first..
Taylor is cut off as La esclava del dragon by Anabantha hits as the lights dim way down and tint purplish blue interrupting the ring announcer. Esperanza struts out after a few minutes somewhere in the crowd, dressed in an expensive dress and high heels. Her smooth petite hands wield her deadly weapon, the Microphone.
Esperanza: Introducción desde el lado oscuro del cielo. Pensando en 136 kilogramos, y de pie 2.1 metros de altura, el Bringer de la muerte, Ángel de la muerte!
Àngel appears behind her suddenly and Esperanza turns around running her hands up the large man's chest, stopping her hands on both sides of his large masked head. After leaning in and kissing him the pair slowly walk through the crowd to the ring, and Àngel climbs over the top then holds the ropes for Esperanza. The small woman kneels before the larger man as he crosses his massive arms across his even more massive chest and pyro shoots from the turnbuckle post.
Sebastian Reid: Straight from Mexico the Angel of Death makes his debut.
Jimmy Garcia: And he appears to have brought his own ring announcer guys.
Sebastian Reid: That's his ring announcer, manager and Fiance Jimmy!
Taylor Lorde: Introducing next, Saint Remi!
"Enemies" by Shinedown plays over the speakers and out walks Saint Remi to a mix reception. It throws him off at first as he is used to only being booed. Remi throws his arms out to take in the reception as he walks down the ramp. He reluctantly high fives a few people and at the bottom of the ramp he slides into the ring. In the ring pyro shoots up out of the ring post as Remi holds his arms out again in the middle of the ring. Remi backs away to the corner to await his opponent.
Taylor Lorde: and Introducing the Face of UCI, SHadowLOVE!
"PERSONAL JESUS” by Depeche Mode begins to play throughout the darkened Arena. A mixture of multicolored laser lights and strobe lights illuminate the Arena along with theatrical smoke and fog sets the scene like a Four Season Fashion Show. The Audience throughout the Arena stand in anticipation for what is about to be the "New and Improved" wrestling trend in the UCI.
Coming through the theatrical smoke and fog and appearing under the fashion show lighting is the one and only, "The First Couple of Professional Wrestling" in all of sports entertainment, "The Handsome Half-breed" Shadowlove, along with his personal bodyguard/valet, "The Fashionista Sensei" Ms. Miyamoto, stopping for a second, taking in the aura of the Arena, pose like fashion models on a catwalk.
The Audience throughout the Arena begin clicking away with their cameras like the paparazzi during a "Hollywood" premiere. Ms. Miyamoto leads the way down the aisle with "flirty" confidence as Shadowlove, a few steps behind her, enjoying the view. "The First Couple of Professional Wrestling" make their way to the squared circle. Shadowlove slides into the ring like a snake. Ms. Miyamoto, with catlike precision, walks up the ringside steps and seductively enters the ring through the second rope.
"HER STRUT" by Bob Seger & The Silver Bullet Band begins to play throughout the arena. Shadowlove stands in the middle of the ring, spreads his arms straight out and bows his head, as if, being crucified on a cross. Jesus Wept! Ms. Miyamoto, exuding fantastic supermodel energy, as she walks with a stiff, erect, and apparently arrogant and conceited "Strut" around "The Handsome Half-breed" Shadowlove, to a rousing "Standing Ovation" from the crowd. She lowers her RayBan sunglasses down her perfectly flawless nose of her angelic looking face showing off her incandescent green eyes, nodding in approval at such a Magnificent Specimen, while tapping a rolled-up copy of the Wall St. Journal in the palm of her hand.
Ms. Miyamoto cradles up against Shadowlove's body, caressing his muscular chest with her fingers and raises her RayBan sunglasses up her perfectly flawless nose of her angelic looking face, hiding her incandescent green eyes, with her middle finger. Shadowlove raises his head, with his classically masculine and modern mussed, razor-textured, choppy finished dark brown hair. He shows off his fighters face, with an ice cold stare which radiants from his blue eyes. A malevolent, tight wolfish, whiplash smile, slowly appearing on his lips showing off perfectly white even teeth in a "'The Face Of The Franchise’, the whole ‘F’N’ Show, Mr. UCI, if you will, or whatever expletive that you want to put in front of his name.” shit-eating grin as he strips off the black leather trench-coat like a Chippendale's dancer.
A couple of salty looking Japanese dudes named Kyodai and Shatei, known as the bodyguard duo of Black Rain, both sporting jet-black crew-cut hair, sunglasses, custom-made black Giorgio Armani business suits appear out of nowhere and stand in an on guard, very protective, ever vigilant attack formation behind Ms. Miyamoto outside the squared-circle.
Gravedigger: These two need set aside their differences and take out that giant of a masked fruit loop or they don't stand a chance!
Sebastian Reid: So much for that as Shadow and Remi are both exchanging blows as the large luchador just stands in the corner as his manager, Esperanza shouts encouragement in spanish.
Remi ducks a right hook and hits an enziguri. Shadowlove falls and Remi turns to be grasped around the throat by Angel de la Muerte. The soulless heart throb is chokeslammed hard to the matt and rolls from the ring. Angel goes and picks up Shadowlove by the throat one handed going for another chokeslam but Shadow counters and slips behind getting the large man in a hammer lock. After three massive elbows Angel breaks free and goes for a closeline but Shadow ducks it. Shadowlove hits not one, not two but three european uppercuts rocking the larger man. Shadow rebounds off the far ropes and comes back, and is dropped with a large rolling wheel kick.
Jimmy garcia: Wow power and speed!
Gravedigger: And that stopped Shadowlove’s momentum dead in its tracks.
Sebastian Reid: And here comes Remi Top rope, Diving neckbreaker to Angel!
Gravedigger: MS. MIYAMOTO is checking up on her man, but that woman, Esperanza is sneaking around the corner. Oh the bodyguards stepped in. Dammit thought we’d get to see a cat fight!
Meanwhile in the ring, Remi and Angel are both back up. Angel sees His Esperanza being confronted by the two goons and goes to the ropes. Shadowlove hops on the apron and attempts a hot shot, and Remi capitalizes on this and grabs the large luchador by his legs and dumps him over the top rope. The masked Mexican tumbles onto the goons taken all three men out. Shadow slides in and Remi tries to take a quick advantage but Shadow gets up and takes Remi out with a belly to belly.
Gravedigger: Shadowlove about to give that measly mouthed worm what he deserves.
Jimmy Garcia: Shadow goes for the small package but Remi rolls through! He has Shadow on his shoulders!
Sebastian Reid: Ya but Shadow had the Tights, oh ugh.
Gravedigger: Bahahhaahha full moon out tonight boys! Listen to the ladies whistle at that bare ass! And a Bare ass Death Valley Driver by Remi! Bahhahahaha
Remi goes into the pin but only gets a two count as Ms. MIYAMOTO clocks him with the copy of The Wall St. Journal that had a lead pipe hidden inside.
Sebastian Reid: WHat!? That's a blatant disqualification!
Jimmy Garcia: Uh its triple threat rules remember?
Sebastian Reid: Oh ya.
Gravedigger: Oh shit! Esperanza is in the ring! She ducks a martial arts head kick from Ms MIYAMOTO . What the fuck? YES!
Sebastian Reid: Easy Digger. Thats Esperanza’s Lick of death.
Gravedigger: HLA HLA HLA
The crowd joins in with digger chanting HLA! Esperanza ducks a punch from the asian again and the small manager is caught in the massive arms of Angel who lifts her for the flatliner.
Jimmy Garcia: Oh no! Don't do it!! She's a woman!
Sebastian Reid: He has to she was licked!
Gravedigger: Yea she was! Nail that bitch!
Angel brings the woman down hard and both managers escape the ring as a furious Shadowlove comes flying at Angel with many strikes and kicks that stagger the large man. Angel shoves the enraged model away, he falls over backwards but gets right back up on the attack.
Sebastian Reid: This is why you don't mess with Shadow’s lady.
Shadow hits a reverse chop block nail the big guys knees, and before the masked mammoth could grasp Shadow he was up and off the ropes again with sliding headbutt to the large man’s knee.
Jimmy Garcia: Remi is up top! Missile drop kick! And Angel de la Muerte has been taken down again!
Remi stands and is met with the ddt as the crowd chants DDT, Dark Gift!
Gravedigger: Oh it's all over Dark gift has this one in the bag.
Shadow covers the mouthy man.
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Taylor Lorde: Your winner Shadowlove!
Shadowlove doesn't care he is out of the ring and checking on MS MIYAMOTO as the camera cuts to commercial. |
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Post by Results on May 11, 2017 0:32:45 GMT -6
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Post by Results on May 11, 2017 0:36:21 GMT -6
Casey Holliday vs Hunter Updegraff
“Cocaine” begins to blare over the PA system, as a loud cheer rises from the crowd. Hunter Updegraff dances out onto the entrance ramp, his long, purple, fur coat dangling almost to the ground. Two, bikini clad women follow him out, each carrying a large bottle of vodka. They pour shots in some fans mouths, as Hunter high fives people on his way down the ramp.
Taylor Lorde: Ladies and gentlemen, now coming to the ring, standing six feet, six inches tall, hailing from Los Angeles California, he is the Party Train, Hunter Updegraff!
Hunter hands his coat off to one of his ring girls, and rolls under the bottom rope. He dances around a bit in the ring, before throwing his fists up in the air to another chorus of cheering.
Jimmy Garcia: Hunter certainly brings the party with him everywhere he goes.
Gravedigger: The man is a joke. I can’t wait for Casey to put him in his place tonight.
Hunter’s music dies. The chorus of "Fashion" by Lady Gaga hits the PA system and Casey Holliday steps through the curtains, instantly drawing boos from the crowd. She scoffs at this and completely ignores them, as she starts to walk down the ramp, obviously confident in her self-proclaimed, prodigious abilities.
Taylor Lorde: And his opponent, standing five feet, five inches tall, hailing from Bellevue Washington, Casey Holiday!
She has a smirk on her face as she gets to the ring, obviously enjoying the hate she's getting from the fans. When she enters the ring, she finally acknowledges them with a 'hush' signal, which only serves to incite them to boo her louder. Casey has a laugh to herself at this, as she starts to focus on her match and the song fades.
Gravedigger: There she is! The woman that’s finally going to put this goofy, dancing cabana boy out of my misery!
Jimmy Garcia: Way to be impartial.
Gravedigger: Eat a dick.
The ref gives both wrestlers a quick run down of the rules, before signalling for the bell. They approach each other, but neither wants to get too close. Both sets of eyes search frantically for a weakness.
Jimmy Garcia: Statistically, this is going to be a tough fight for Casey. She gives up 115 pounds and over a foot to Hunter.
Gravedigger: And he gives up about ten pounds of gray matter to her.
Hunter goes in to lock up, and Casey immediately drops down, hitting him with an arm drag. Both wrestlers pop to their feet, and Hunter gives her an impressed smile and nod. He goes to lock up again, and gets hit with another arm drag. They both stand, and Hunter immediately feints forward. Casey goes to drop down again, but this time doesn’t have an arm to drag. Hunter immediately begins stomping away at her rib cage, until she rolls out of the ring, and paces back and forth, angrily. Hunter does a little shuffle, for the cheering crowd.
Jimmy garcia: Hunter having himself some fun.
Gravedigger: Have all the fun you want. Casey Holiday is laser focused.
Casey rolls back into the ring and hops up, wasting no time in running for Hunter. He moves out of the way just in time for her to plow chest first into the turnbuckle. She stumbles backward, and gets clocked with a forearm shiver to the back of the head. She hits the canvas, and Hunter drops a knee into the small of her back, leaving it there as he wrenches up on her chin. She screams in pain, and tries to wrench his hands away, but to no avail.
Jimmy Garcia: This is where that extra weight and strength comes into play. Casey is having one hell of a time trying to get out of this rear chin lock.
In desperation, she reaches up and rakes Hunter’s eyes. The ref yells at her, but the damage is done. Hunter lets go of the hold, and falls backward, grabbing his face. Hunter drags himself up by the ropes, but can’t see Casey run toward him, and hit a step up enziguri. Hunter stumbles forward into the corner, and Holiday runs up behind him, hitting him with a dropkick to the spine. Hunter collapses and turns himself into a sitting position. Casey hits a low dropkick to his chest, and rolls him out of the corner, pinning him.
...1!
...2!
...No! Hunter kicks out. Casey backs her way across the ring, and glares, waiting for Hunter to get to his knees. Once he does, she runs forward, going for a knee to the skull. Hunter manages to dodge backward in time, and grab her plant foot, sweeping it out from under her. She hits the mat hard, and Hunter jumps up, dropping a knee on her skull. He then drags her to her feet, and tosses her into the corner. A couple knees to the gut later, he backs up, and runs forward, using his much larger body to hit her with a nasty corner splash. She stumbles forward into an overhead belly to belly suplex that sends her rolling out of the ring. Hunter doesn’t immediately jump up, electing to stay on the mat. They both stay down for a moment, as the crowd cheers.
Jimmy Garcia: Hell of a match from both competitors, but Hunter Updegraff looks to have a distinct advantage right now.
Gravedigger: Just wait. She’s a firecracker. Just have to wait for her to explode.
Both wrestlers attempt to stand, but Hunter gets to his feet first. As soon as Casey is up, Hunter runs and sloppily tosses himself between the ropes, hitting her with a suicide dive. They both crash hard to the ground, and lay there as the crowd rewards them with a “Holy shit” chant.
Jimmy Garcia: Hunter not wanting to give Casey any time to react or get her footing, pulls out the big guns and does serious damage to both of them.
Gravedigger: The move of a coward. He’s afraid that if he gives Casey any time, she’ll find a way to get the upper hand. He’s right, too.
Hunter slowly stands, using the guardrail to steady himself. He then lifts Casey up. He tucks his head under her arm, and lifts her by the legs, before running forward and ramming her into the steel rail. She falls to the ground, howling in pain, as Hunter slides in and out of the ring to stop the count.
Jimmy Garcia: Vicious onslaught from Hunter Updegraff. I’ve never seen him this amped up.
He drags Casey to her feet, and goes to hit her with a suplex. She stops it with her leg, hits Hunter with a knee to the gut, then plants him with a DDT onto the concrete. She then rises up, and stomps on the back of his head a few times, before rolling back into the ring.
Gravedigger: And there it is! Look! That punk can barely stand!
Hunter crawls across the concrete, over toward one of the ring girls. He motions to her, and she runs over, pouring the last of her bottle of vodka down his throat.
Gravedigger: What the hell! Hey ref! Kick her out! She’s cheating!
Jimmy Garcia: She’s not touching Casey. She’s just giving Popeye his spinach!
Hunter suddenly seems revitalized, he gets to his feet, and slides into the ring before the ref can hit ten. He pops up, but Casey is ready with a forearm to the jaw. Hunter shrugs it off, and shakes his head at Casey, a manic expression crossing his face. She hits him again, still nothing. Taking the hint, she jumps up, and tries for a hurricarana. Hunter reverses it, and turns it into a nasty powerbomb. He holds on, and lifts her back up, hitting her with two more before letting go. He stands up, and lets out a primal roar, as the crowd erupts.
Gravedigger: This is ridiculous! He’s under the influence of performance enhancing drugs!
Jimmy Garcia: I doubt Grey Goose counts as a performance enhancing drug.
Gravedigger: Apparently for him it does!
Hunter lifts Holiday, and sets her up in a piledriver position. He grabs the back of her waistband, and yanks up, going for the EMF. Casey is incredibly light though, and he pulls a little too hard, allowing her to flip over, and hit him with a hurricarana. She runs over to the corner and climbs the turnbuckle, as Hunter recovers. She jumps off the top, hitting a diving crossbody, and holding on for the pin.
...1!
...2!
...No! Hunter gets the shoulder up! Casey wastes no time lifting him back up, and propping him up in the corner. She hits him with several kicks to the chest, before lifting off the second rope with one foot, and hitting a spinning heel kick to Hunter’s face. He collapses to the mat, and she grabs him, locking him in a Boston crab. He flails and yells out in pain, but she manages to keep the hold locked on the much larger man.
Gravedigger: Now this is where Casey’s superior technique shines. She can keep this Boston crab on a man almost twice her size because she is an amazing technical wrestler with skills far beyond that of mortal women.
Jimmy Garcia: Are you two banging or something?
Gravedigger: Absolutely not. I appreciate talent, unlike you and these idiot fans.
Hunter eventually uses his lanky body to reach out and grab the bottom rope. The ref yells for Casey to let go, but she holds on until he counts to four. She immediately turns around and stops on Hunter’s spine a few times, before backing across the ring. She waits for him to stand, before sprinting forward and going for a spear. He moves out of the way at the last second, causing her to go hurtling through the ropes. She crashes into the guardrail and falls to the ground, as Hunter collapses to the canvas.
Jimmy Garcia: Both wrestlers have sustained a lot of damage. I’m really not sure how much longer either of them can last.
Gravedigger: The one thing I do know is that the longer this match goes, the more it favors the expertly trained and conditioned Casey Holiday.
Casey slowly drags herself onto the apron, as Hunter struggles to stand. She gets to her feet at the same time he does, but he acts first. Updegraff lifts her in a suplex, and backs away from the ropes, before hitting a gnarly brainbuster and going for a sloppy pin.
...1!
...2!
...No! Casey gets the shoulder up!
Gravedigger: Now, if he were a wrestler instead of the fucking fun police, he would have hooked the leg, and he might have won. Instead, Casey’s gonna beat his brains in.
Hunter slaps the mat, and lifts Casey up, going for another stump pulling piledriver.
At the last second, Casey kicks backward, hitting Hunter in the head. He drops her, allowing her to kick him in the gut. While he is doubled over, she quickly hits him with a corkscrew neckbreaker.
Gravedigger: There it is! The Stock Plunge!
Casey covers and hooks the leg.
...1!
...2!
...3!
Casey rolls off of Hunter, and both of them lay in the middle of the ring.
Taylor Lorde: Your winner, Casey Holiday!
Casey manages to get to her feet long enough for the ref to raise her arm, before falling against the ropes.
Jimmy Garcia: Hell of a match from both wrestlers. I’ll tell you this. Casey Holiday may have won, but she has hopefully come away with a new respect for Hunter Updegraff.
Gravedigger: What’s to respect?
Jimmy Garcia: Did you not see the match?
With the help of ringside attendants, Casey rolls out of the ring, and makes her way to the back. |
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Post by Results on May 11, 2017 0:44:35 GMT -6
No Disqualification Match Zombie McMorris vs Joe Smarts
Wavedigger: Folks, if you aint never been to Texas, you’re in for a treat- cuz we about to see the public execution of a mental defective.
Jimmy Garcia: Thank you, Gravedigger with your ever astute yet politically incorrect take on everything in life.
Sebastian Reid: I almost feel bad for Joe Smarts because he just doesn’t realize whats going to happen to him.
Wavedigger: I don’t. This match is being sponsored by the great state of Texas, Arbys and Popeyes. Popeyes, its Louisiana fast.
Jimmy Garcia: I don’t know, I think Joe Smarts has a good chance tonight.
Wavedigger: Jimmy, the man went to Columbia and stole some soda pop. Hell, he probably didn’t even steal it; he probably just bought out a vending machine at the airport and walked back out. This guy couldn’t find Venezuela on a map even if you put it at the end of a childs coloring book maze like on the back of a restaurant placemat.
Sebastian Reid: Yah, I’m going to have to side with ‘Digger on this one. The man isn’t exactly the best crayon in the box.
Wavedigger: More like the kind you find covered in dust under the couch.
Jimmy Garcia: You guys are terrible.
The opening beats of 'Catgroove' plays throughout the arena as the crowd goes silent. As the music continues, a faint voice echoes around the arena. The only words that are understandable are
'Dams it, the mic is toos quiet.'
Then a deafening voice can be heard over the arena saying
'HERE COME... OH FUCKS, IT TOOS LOUD!!!'
Finally, as the final part of the opening beats of Catgroove plays, a reasonably loud microphone can be heard throughout the arena.
'Here come the World Smartsest Man, Captain Bruddahhood, JOE SMAAAAAARTS!!!!
Then the crowd realises that Joe fiddled with the mic volume, and they cheer out loud when he struts out on stage, doing a Scotty 2 Hotty dance down, I suppose, as the main part of Catgroove plays.
Joe climbs up the steps, and falls over the ropes into the ring. He then taps his head, as he fails to try and display his 'intelligence'.
Wavedigger: Get a long, hard look. This is what stupid looks like.
Jimmy Garcia: Digger, would you get that mirror out of my face!
Sebastian Reid: Look at it, Jimmy. Stare into the eyes of a man that thinks Sinko – de- mayo, is when you drop mayonnaise in the sink.
Jimmy Garcia: Guys! Be Civil!
"Killed By Death" hits the PA system as the arena begins to fill with smoke. The Guitar and drums kick in and play up as the crowd search for ZMAC. Them vocals smash the speakers as the spot light is shows ZMAC whose stand out in the middle section of the area.
Fans: If you squeeze me lizard, I’ll put my snake in you. I’m a romantic adventure and a reptile too.
He stands there with his back turned to the ring with his arms out in a ‘T’ pose. He turns to face the crowd as he takes a few steps down the aisle way.
Fans: Easy! Easy!
He pumps the crowd up as they go rabid for the Coked UP Mad Man who reaches into his pulls out a vial of cocaine and snorts it.
Fans: The only time I’m gone be easy is when I’m.. KILED BY DEATH! KILLED BY DEATH!
Taylor Lorde: Making his way to the ring.. from the Big Easy.. He stands six feet, six inches tall and weighs in at two hundred and twenty pounds… He is the Coked Up Mad Man.. ZZZOOMMMBIE… MCMORRR-IISSS!
Fans: I’m a lone wolf ligger but I ain’t no pretty boy!
Fans swarm him as he takes beer after beer and chugs them; getting some all over his face and chest. ZMAC is in a sea of “Dove Killah Certified OG’s” as the fans lift him up and body surf him down to the crowd barrier.
Fans: KILLED BY DEATH! KILLED BY DEATH! KILLED BY DEATH!
He jumps the barrier and slides into the ring. ZMAC takes to the adjacent turnbuckle and taunts the crowd before taking off his jacket and throwing it to the towards the time keeper. The Honey Badger has arrived.
DING DING
Jimmy Garcia: And ZMAC wastes no time going after Smarts. He attacks Smarts with those clubbing blows, trying to wear the man down.
Sebastian Reid: No doubt he saw what Smarts was trying to do; even if Smarts is an idiot.
ZMAC whips Smarts off the ropes and smashes him in the face with a roaring back elbow. Smarts hits the mat holding his mouth. ZMAC goes to pick up Smarts but Smarts battles back with right hands before taking off from the ropes and connecting with a flying lariat. Smarts begins to feel it, he’s trying to warm up the crowd as he turns around and hits a running front drop kick to a kneeling ZMAC. ZMAC hits the ground as Smarts continues to taunt; taping his head.
Sebastian Reid: Joe Smarts wasting time with the taunting. With what we’ve seen from ZMAC, you cant leave him alone.
ZMAC comes up from behind on Joe Smarts and hooks him up for a German suplex.
Wavedigger: That’s one.
Jimmy Garcia: That’s two!
Sebastian Reid: Zombie McMorris with what I think its an uncharacteristic triple German.
ZMAC: CRACK ROCK CITY, BITCH!
Sebastian Reid: And that explains that.
ZMAC covers Smarts with a cocky and loose ‘Pin of Jericho;’ count the three, maaannn…
1…
2…
Jimmy Garcia: Joe Smarts kicks out!
Sebastian Reid: ZMAC feeling over confident.
ZMAC goes to get Smarts up but Smarts shoots him with a double leg takedown into a senton splash. Smarts hits the ropes for a rolling thunder before taping his skull. ZMAC rolls under the bottom rope and pulls himself up. Smarts goes over with a right hand and its blocked by ZMAC who hangs Smarts out to dry. Smarts stumbles away dazed.
Jimmy Garcia: ZMAC taunting now.
Sebastian Reid: But whats that hand gesture?
Wavedigger: That’s the Mysterious Pantheon Taunt.
Sebastian Reid: Yah, but what is it?
Wavedigger: And that’s what makes it mysterious.
ZMAC looks over his shoulder to see Joe Smarts in the ring doing the same gesture. He scouls as he changes his hands to a different taunt and Smarts copies it too.
Jimmy Garcia: Whats that taunt?
Wavedigger: Fuccboi Genocide.
Jimmy and Sebastian look at Gravedigger.
ZMAC cracks a smile towards Smarts as Smarts does the same but not really knowing why. ZMAC shoots himself back into the ring as he stands toe to toe with Joe Smarts.
ZMAC: Wats good fam? What got chu laughin’ all cracked up? Best wipe that shit off ya grill before I throw a shrimp on ya bahbi.
ZMAC launches a haymaker attack but Joe Smarts is able to take advantage of the wild swings and duck under and connects with a jumping side kick that hits the sweet spot.
Jimmy Garcia: ZMACS down! Joe Smarts did it! He laid out the Coked up Mad Man.
Sebastian Reid: A dead clock is right twice a day, Jimmy.
Smarts is at least smart enough to pick up ZMAC and try and finish this up.
Jimmy Garcia: WORLDS SMARTEST SLAM!
Smarts with the cover.
1..
2…
3…
Wavedigger: NO! ZMAC gets the shoulder up.
Joe Smarts: Better get Smart, ZMAC. Better get smart!
Joe Smarts hits the ropes and comes off with a curb stomp!
ZMAC rolls out of the ring, trying to avoid another pin attempt.
Jimmy Garcia: Joe Smarts celebrating in the ring, he knows he’s on the verge of victory.
ZMAC gets to his feet and looks Joe Smarts right in the eyes. He reaches into his pants and pulls out a vial of cocaine.
Sebastian Reid: Joe Smarts wanted to get all of ZMACs cocaine but he forgot to search the Mad Man himself.
ZMAC bumps the rail and slides back into the ring. He rushes Smarts but Smarts levels ZMAC with a World Tour 69! ZMAC pops back up and stumbles into the corner as Smarts runs at him again.
Sebastian Reid: Smarts with a BOOT PARTY!
Wavedigger: Someone, stop this!
ZMAC still has fight in him as he is able to pull himself up and stagger out from the corner.
WHAM!
Jimmy Garcia: Worlds Smartest Slam!
The pin.
1..
2..
3…
NOOO!!!
Wavedigger: Thank you Jam Willy! ZMAC kicks out again!
Smarts gets ZMAC to his feet and tries a series of rights and lefts but ZMACs starting to feel that rush.
Wavedigger: He’s shaking off the blows and getting ready to fuck the ho’s.
Smarts shoots ZMAC off the ropes and lays down, ZMAC hurdles over.. Smarts with a leap frog.. ZMAC comes back with a Lou Thez press.
Jimmy Garcia: ZMAC just laying into Joe Smarts with this boney fists!
Sebastian Reid: ZMAC is making Joe Smarts pay for trying to steal his cocaine!
Jimmy Garcia: Smarts appears to be defenseless. When is the ref going to get ZMAC off of Joe Smarts.
Wavedigger: STOP HE’S ALREADY DEAD! ZMACS got some berserker type moves and Joe Smarts is finding that out. That Lou Thez Press into strikes, he’s channeling his inner Ralphie and he’s beating the snot out of that punk.
Sebastian Reid: Its no DQ, the ref cant stop nothing. Theres no hold break. Joe either has to fight back or be pummeled into stupid paste.
The ref calls for the bell as Joe Smarts is unable to protect himself!
Ding Ding!
Wavedigger: Hallelujah!
Taylor Lorde: Ladies and gentlemen, I have been informed that Joe Smarts is no longer able to defend himself. As a result the winner of this match by referee stoppage…. ZOMMBIEEE MCMORRISSS!!
Jimmy Garcia: I’d hate to see it end this way. Joe Smarts had ZMAC on the ropes. He was on the verge of winning this. Just that ZMAC is a whole different breed when he hits that cocaine.
Sebastian Reid: I don’t know, Jimmy, but ZMAC is starting to grow on me.
Jimmy Garcia: It was a great effort by Joe Smarts but tonight just wasn’t his night. Kudos to him though for going out there against the odds and doing his best. |
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Post by Results on May 11, 2017 0:45:37 GMT -6
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Post by Results on May 11, 2017 0:49:17 GMT -6
UCI Television Championship Triple Threat Match Damian Kaine © vs Karlie Nash vs El Payaso Loco
Jimmy Garcia: What a night we've had so far! Next up, Damian Kaine defends his TV Title against perennial favorite Karlie Nash and newcomer El Payaso Loco!
Gravedigger: I hope Karlie Nash busts that little turncoat in the skull with the belt once she wins it tonight! Not only did he turn his back on the Brotherhood -- but he did it to side with those do-gooder Guardians!
Sebastian Reid: Damian Kaine is a good kid, and he's clearly become uncomfortable with the way Kevin Bishop and the Brotherhood operate.
The opening riff of "Let's Go" hits the PA as the lights lower. Red, white and green spotlights flicker around the entrance ramp, falling onto one central space. At that point, they focus upwards as Payaso Loco descends from the rafters on a cord of some form, landing safely on the ground. He detaches himself from the cord, making a beeline for the ring and jumping from the floor, over the top rope and into the ring. He flies up to the nearest turnbuckle, his arms outstretched as he takes in the reaction from the fans.
Taylor Lorde: The following Triple Threat match is scheduled for ONE FALL -- and is for the UNITED CHAMPIONSHIP INFINITE TELEVISION TITLE! First to the ring... standing five feet, six inches tall, weighing in at one-hundred eighty-four pounds; from the Rabbit Hole -- ELLLL PAYASOOOO LOCOOOO!!!!
Jimmy Garcia: Here's the first challenger, and he looks fired up for this first title match of his UCI career!
War Machine by AC/DC plays in the arena, Tracy steps on the stage and moves to the side, Karlie steps on the stage, Tracy and Karlie walks to the ring showing disdain for the crowd, Tracy walks up the steps and enters the ring, Karlie climbs the ropes from outside and flashes the loser sign to the crowd, she then climbs down and stretches in her corner.
Taylor Lorde: And the next challenger... standing five feet, eleven inches tall, weighing it at one-hundred seventy-two pounds; from St. Paul, Minnesota -- The Cougar Hunter, KAARRRLIEEEEEE NAAASH!!!!
Gravedigger: Listen to this fired up Orlando crowd! It must be dyke country, because these ladies love the Cougar Hunter!
The guitar riffs of “Caffeine” by Jeff and Casey Lee Williams brings the crowd to their feets. As the song moves along, Damian Kaine runs to the stage, hopping around before dashing down the ramp and sliding under the bottom rope.
Taylor Lorde: Making his way to the ring, from Savannah, Georgia! Weighing in at 157 pounds. Representing the Guardians! He is YOUR reigning UCI Television Champion -- DAMIAN KAAAAINE!!!!
Kaine hops to his feet, and immediately climbs the corner, backflipping off of the top rope. He then removes his vest and settles in his corner, waiting for the match to begin.
Sebastian Reid: Kaine looking more focused than we have ever seen him! Here's the bell! And Nash wastes no time tying up with Kaine!
Jimmy Garcia: El Payaso Loco isn't about to be left out!
Loco gets between Nash and Kaine, then nails Kaine with a forearm!
Gravedigger: Stiff forearm to the champ and that traitor goes down! Nash laying boots to him now!
Sebastian Reid: Loco hits the ropes and puts Nash down with a springboard moonsault! Cover!
ONE . . .
TWO . . .
Jimmy Garcia: The Cougar Hunter kicks out and now she's got her sights set on El Payaso Loco!
Gravedigger: Headbutt from Nash, and Loco stumbles away from her! But she's not done yet!
Karlie catches Loco's wrist and whips him into the ropes, dropping him with a monster clothesline on the rebound! Nash pulls Loco back to his feet and wraps her arms around his waist...
Sebastian Reid: Belly-to-back suplex! El Payaso Loco trying to recover but Karlie follows up with a rolling neck snap!
Jimmy Garcia: Vicious onslaught from Karlie Nash!
Nash rolls Loco onto his back with her foot and drops for the cover -- but Damian Kaine is on the top turnbuckle....
Gravedigger: A desperation 450 splash by the champ breaks up the pinfall! All three competitors are down!
The champ is up first... followed by El Payaso Loco! Kaine goes on the offensive with a series of right hands! But Loco fights back!
Sebastian Reid: Kaine and Loco trading punches now! Damian Kaine with a feint that draws Loco in -- sets him up for a DDT --
Jimmy Garcia: And here's Karlie Nash out of nowhere with a dropkick to both men!
Gravedigger: The Cougar Hunter is just getting warmed up!
Nash grabs Kaine as he struggles to his feet and pulls him onto her shoulders...
Sebastian Reid: Spinning crucifix toss! Damian Kaine looks out of it, but El Payaso Loco isn't about to let her capitalize on that!
Jimmy Garcia: Loco hits the ropes and bounces off with Golpe de la Mariposa -- a disasater kick!
Gravedigger: Your pronunciation of that was a disaster, Jimmy. Loco pins Nash! But the ref is refusing to count!
Sebastian Reid: That's because Karlie Nash has a foot on the ropes! Ring veteran awareness from the rookie Karlie Nash -- she just gets better every week!
Frustrated, El Payaso Loco climbs back to his feet, while Karlie Nash slides under the bottom rope and drops to the outside mats. Meanwhile, Loco turns around to see Damian Kaine perched on the ropes...
Jimmy Garcia: STO!!! The champ drops El Payaso Loco with an STO! Now it's the newest Guardian with the pin!
ONE . . .
TWO . . .
Gravedigger: NO! Karlie Nash just pulled Damian Kaine out of the ring and stopped the three-count! They're slugging it out right here at ringside!
Nash and Kaine trade punches, until Kaine dodges one and nails her with a kick to the gut that sends her staggering into the ring apron. The official warns the two to get back in the ring, but Reid ignores him and grabs Karlie by the arm and shoulder, running her toward the ring steps... But Nash plants her feet and shoves Kaine, sending him into the steel steps instead!
Sebastian Reid: A reversal of fortune for Damian Kaine, crashing into those ringside steps as the referee begins his ten-count!
One --
Two --
Karlie Nash helps Damian Kaine to his feet -- only to whip him into the crowd barrier!
Jimmy Garcia: We're looking at a fired up Karlie Nash tonight! This is the closest she's been to singles gold since she lost out on that chance at the Rising Stars belt! Nash is looking to make a statement!
Three --
Four --
Kaine pulls himself up using the barricade for support.
Gravedigger: Nash stalking Kaine in a crouch, waiting for him to get up -- SPEAR!
Sebastian Reid: NO! Damian Kaine moved out of the way just in time! Karlie Nash goes crashing into the crowd barrier!
Five --
Six --
With the upper hand now, Kaine pulls Nash from the floor and guides her toward the ring, whipping her back-first into the apron.
Jimmy Garcia: The Television Champion has had enough! Forearm strike to Karlie Nash!
Seven --
Eight --
Kaine rolls Nash back into the ring -- where El Payaso Loco is waiting for them both! Unfortunately, Loco tries to go for Kaine but he leaps up with a Superkick knocking him down in the center of the ring. He sees an opportunity and climbs up the top rope before leaping off landing that Coup de Grace Double Foot Stomp on El Payaso Loco!
Crowd: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!
Jimmy Garcia: “THE SILVER BULLET” The finishing Double Foot Stomp from the top rope and here is the pin!
One!
Two!
Three!
Ding Ding Ding!
Taylor Lorde: Here is your winner and STILL the UCI Television Champion, Damian Kaine!
Sebastian Reid: What a great triple threat match! Damian Kaine retains his championship again! |
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Post by Results on May 11, 2017 0:52:28 GMT -6
Tag Team Match The Two Gents vs Erin Fausse/Julian Mercury
Taylor Lorde: The following match is scheduled for one fall!
The arena goes silent as golden words flash over a pitch black background on the titantron.
"Bear witness to the Dream Killer."
The words fade away as the opening of "The Future Is Now" plays, earning an onslaught of jeers an insults as the elegant Julian Mercury makes his way out from the backstage area, amused smile spread over his face as he saunters down the entrance ramp.
"They said there was no way... but they forgot the black hole in the sky.
"Yesterday is nothing... I have half a life to rewrite.
"Flying into this future... I will let the science bring the change.
"This will be the final cure... I am gonna take the past away."
Stylish as ever, Julian paces up a set of steel steps, positioning himself on the apron before stepping through the top and middle ropes cleanly. Upon entering the ring, he stops to bow politely to each side of the audience, smug smile present over his face as he retreats the corner to stretch.
Jimmy Garcia: Not the best of luck lately, but make no mistake about it, Julian Mercury IS a major threat in UCI!
Sebastian Reid: Of course, this is a man who just competed in the co-main event of UCI’s biggest show ever a couple weeks back.
Gravedigger: Speaking of that..
The hand-percussion that begins The Handsome Family's "Far From Any Road" plays over the speakers as the lights begin to dim. Within a few seconds, darkness falls upon the arena as the acoustic guitar kicks in, playing a vaguely sinister riff. A few more seconds later, Erin Fausse emerges from the back, her arrival punctuated by Brett Sparks' ominous baritone.
"From the dusty mesa/Her looming shadow grows/Hidden in the branches of the poison creosote"
She takes a deep breath in and exhales slowly, a smile forming on her face as thunderous jeers greet her. Her head cocked to the side, she begins her descent towards the ring, her confidence unfazed by the sea of disapproval from the audience. At the ringside area, she ascends the steel steps, pausing at the first one and turning to face the audience. The smile never leaving her face, she forms her left hand into the shape of a gun and takes aim at the audience, seemingly opening fire on the paying customers. As the boos increase in volume, she rolls her eyes and makes her way up the remaining stairs, stepping into the ring under the bottom rope. As she backs towards her corner, she shrugs at Taylor Lorde, who has already taken a few steps away from her. Her eyes slide shut as Lorde begins to introduce her and she falls into the corner, awaiting the beginning of the match.
Jimmy Garcia: We talk about dominant forces, many go to Kevin Bishop, but his new female ally here could give him a run for his money with the potential impact just waiting to be had!
Gravedigger: Well, with the Damian Kaine situation, I think you’re looking at Brotherhood’s new number two.
Sebastian Reid: Bold claim, but I’m inclined to agree.
A deep voice booms from the PA system "In the world of the fantasy land of Kem begot a new type of warrior, one which was created from the fires of the star Elume and forged in the great battles of the third age. A warrior so daring and so brave that King Dennis the maker himself would try to destroy him and fail. This man is more than man, he is legend"
The Crowd explodes as twanging bass plays over the loudspeaker and Teo del Sol and Andre Jenson make their way out onto the stage, tag team titles wrapped around their waists as they eat up the reaction.
Jenson makes some waving movements with his hands and shouts something to the ceiling and Teo throws both arms skyward before the two make their way down to ringside.
When they get to the ring, AJ again makes some gestures and the two climb onto the apron, pointing to the gold with smiles on their faces before dipping under the top rope and stepping into the squared circle.
Jimmy Garcia: These two gents as tag champs, seems like a long time in the making!
Sebastian Reid: It was definitely one of the bigger moments at Beyond.
Gravedigger: Nerds!
After a bit of discussion, the gents decide to have Andre Jenson step through to start the match for his team.
Jimmy Garcia: Fausse taking Jenson by surprise here!
DING DING DING!
Sebastian Reid: Clothesline over the top and Jenson and Fausse spill to the outside, right near The Gents corner now.
Gravedigger: Teo checking on his partner’s status, but a bit too soon perhaps.
Jimmy Garcia: Top con hilo from Julian Mercury!
Sebastian Reid: Big spill out there and everyone is down in this one.
1!
2!
Gravedigger: Looks like Fausse caught a bit of that hit from Mercury as well, Julian to his feet and he pulls Fausse up.
3!
Jimmy Garcia: Fausse rolled back in by Julian, smart move from him!
4!
Sebastian Reid: Julian turning, but Jenson back up against him.
5!
Gravedigger: Big blows from Jenson, couple of haymakers thrown.
6!
Jimmy Garcia: Good back and forth here!
7!
Sebastian Reid: Hard forearm to the side of the head and Mercury goes down.
8!
Gravedigger: Jenson trying to slide into the ring, but it doesn’t appear he’s able to.
9!
Jimmy Garcia: Who’s that under the ring?! Somebody is holding Andre Jenson back by the ankle!
10!
DING DING DING!!
Taylor Lorde: Your winners via countout, Julian Mercury and Erin Fausse!
Sebastian Reid: The Gents lose via a bit of shenanigans and Jenson doesn’t seem to pleased about that one!
Gravedigger: Both of the champs on their feet and it looks like Jenson is ready for revenge on whoever cost them the matchup.
Jimmy Garcia: What the hell is he doing?!
Sebastian Reid: It’s Saint Remi! Saint Remi was the one holding Jenson’s leg down!
Gravedigger: Gents looking shocked, Remi is like a deer in the headlights!
Jimmy Garcia: Remi quickly sprinting away from the champs, but this was bizarre to say the least. |
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Post by Results on May 11, 2017 0:52:57 GMT -6
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Post by Results on May 11, 2017 1:00:00 GMT -6
Co-Main Event Champion vs Champion Andre Holmes vs Psychopomp
The Anway Center in Orlando, Florida is home to yet another crazy episode of Monday Night Overload live on Syfy. Fans from around the world have sold out this large arena to witness first hand the best damn action in Professional Wrestling. The cameras cut to Sebastian Reid, Gravedigger and Jimmy Garcia seated behind the announce table.
Jimmy Garcia: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to Monday Night Overload live on Syfy! We’ve reached to our co-main event where a special match has been lined up just for you. The current UCI Rising Stars Champion, Psychopomp, shall face off against the current UCI Intercontinental Champion and the inaugural Triple Crown Winner, Andre Holmes.
Sebastian Reid: Good! I’ve been waiting to see Psychopomp get his head kicked off after the disrespectful comments he made about Andre’s children. You never disrespect a father’s children especially when that man is Andre Holmes. From one father to another, Psychopomp deserves everything he’s about to receive from the inaugural Triple Crown winner.
Gravedigger: Oh boo freakin’ hoo! Psychopomp has every right to question Andre Holmes as a father after everything he’s done in this company. May I remind you? He’s tried to kill an LGBT ambassador, gave a sweet young woman a lisp, nationally committed voluntary manslaughter and on top of all that, he won the UCI World Heavyweight Championship!
Sebastian Reid: What’s wrong with winning the UCI World Heavyweight Championship?
Gravedigger: He’s a Guardian!
Jimmy Garcia: From what my partners have said, there’s a lot of bad blood and tension riding into this match. Let’s give it over to our ring announcer, Taylor Lorde, who is standing in the ring right now!
The camera angle switches over to inside the ring where Taylor Lorde is standing in the center. Wearing her signature blue dress with long black heels, she smiles as she receives the cue from production to begin with the match introductions.
Ding Ding Ding!
The lights in the Anwar Arena shuts off entirely, darkness fills the atmosphere until the stereo system plays “Babylon” by The Tea Party. Different colored strobe lights flash around the entire audience who immediately start booing as they know who it is. A single spotlight shines onto Psychopomp who jumps into center stage having the Rising Stars Championship belt around his waist. He smiles to the raving booing fans as the lights shine brightly again.
Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Psychopomp walks down the entrance path all cockily believing he has the victory in his pocket. He walks over to a fan behind the barricade and high fives him for wearing a Brotherhood T-Shirt then ignores the others. On his way to the ring, he unhooks the championship belt from around his waist and hangs it over his right shoulder. Psychopomp stops before the apron then hops on it using the top rope to get to his feet.
Taylor Lorde: Introducing first! Hailing from Toronto, Ontario, Canada! At six feet, three inches tall, weighing in at 220 pounds. He is the UCI Rising Stars Champion, Psychopomp!
Wearing long black pants with dark purple 'Psychopomp' lettering on his right leg and a long tribal design on his left and white boxing tape on both arms from his hands up to his elbows. Psychopomp shoots through the ropes and walks over to his corner before standing on top of the middle turnbuckle. He raises the championship belt above his head with both hands holding each strap.
Gravedigger: Now that is a UCI Rising Stars Champion we can be proud of. Psychopomp represents class, respect, loyalty and many more honorable qualities than Andre Holmes has. This victory over the UCI Intercontinental Champion will be giving The Brotherhood a great momentum boost leading to Lazarus.
Psychopomp drops from the middle turnbuckle back down to the canvas. He leans back in his corner against the turnbuckles and relaxes while his entrance music fades away. The fans at ringside are being extremely vocal in their distaste for the Brotherhood member but Psychopomp ignores them. His eyes are glued to the stage waiting for his emotionally invested opponent to arrive.
Jimmy Garcia: Psychopomp, one of the youngest and newest talents, is currently leading the UCI Rising Stars division. A lot can say that he’s a very discreet wrestler who doesn’t share the views of others in the locker room. Tonight he will have a chance to back up his words and prove that he isn’t all just talk.
The lights in the arena fade into darkness while the famous guitar riff plays around the audience signalling he has come. The large titantron shows Andre Holmes walking backstage to the entrance until “Relentless” by New Years Day officially begins. Flashing strobe lights dance around the audience while a bright spotlight shows Andre Holmes under that dark leather hoodie standing center stage.
Crowd: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Andre watches Psychopomp inside the ring and makes his way down the entrance path punching his MMA gloves together. He takes a pause in his step as the lyrics are heard: “Tear Me Down, It Won’t Build You Up…”. A line of smoke rises from the stage behind Andre who removes the hoodie and assumes that lone wolf stance releasing a primal scream. The lights are returned to normal then he continues his way down to the ring.
Taylor Lorde: Introducing his opponent! Hailing from Houston, Texas! At five feet, nine inches tall, weighing in at 201 pounds. He is the UCI Intercontinental Champion and the inaugural UCI Triple Crown Winner, “Relentless” Andre Holmes!
Wearing a simple black, and red design underwear with a long sleeve black arm wear covering his right forearm with "Holmes" engraved in red across it. His MMA gloves sponsored by tap-out representing his striking background. Along with that, "Relentless" is tattooed down his spine, and his black knee pads are custom-made with his insignia of his graphically designed initials on each pad. Finally, his leg padding covers the lower part of his legs, and his boots are striped in red, and black together.
Sebastian Reid: You cannot doubt that Andre Holmes is officially the most accomplished competitor out of the entire UCI roster. Andre Holmes has been looking forward to this co-main event ever since Psychopomp insulted his children on social media. The anger, the tension built up between the two is about to be put to an end.
Psychopomp leaves the ring while Andre Holmes climbs up the steel steps then stands on the middle turnbuckle removing the belt from around his waist. Smoke rises from below to cover him in it and a spotlight shines behind him while the background falls into darkness. The silhouette of Andre Holmes raising the UCI Intercontinental Championship belt is shown to the fans at ringside.
Jimmy Garcia: “Relentless” Andre Holmes is the new UCI Intercontinental Champion who went through hell and back to defeat Mikey Carson at Beyond. Last week, he attacked Spencer Adams taking on the entire Brotherhood but as karma comes into play, he gets a chance to rectify that mistake by facing Psychopomp in a Champion versus Champion match.
Once he’s in his corner, he hands his championship belt to the ringside fans which Psychopomp also does. His music fades away and the lights return to normal; Orlando cheering for the Triple Crown Winner while Psychopomp slowly creeps inside the ring playing mind games. Andre is ready extract vengeance while Psychopomp wants to put an end to this hype.
Ding Ding Ding!
Andre and Psychopomp leave their corners simultaneously and circle the ring. While Psychopomp is looking to close the distance and use his weight/height advantage, Andre keeps his distance with his Kickboxing footwork. The two competitors come together in the center of the ring and lock up in a traditional collar and elbow tie up. However, Andre breaks off and finishes with a Roundhouse Kick into his right thigh. Psychopomp gets a little frustrated.
Crowd: LET’S GO ANDRE! LET’S GO ANDRE! LET’S GO ANDRE! LET’S GO ANDRE!
The two meet each other in the center again and Psychopomp manages to get a strong hold on Andre’s right arm. He launches him into the corner and his back is glued against to the turnbuckles. Psychopomp attempts a Corner Clothesline but it becomes a futile effort when the Intercontinental Champion ducks under the right arm. Now Psychopomp’s back is against the turnbuckles and he eats Roundhouse Kicks into the chest.
Crowd: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Jimmy Garcia: We’ve said it over and over. Andre’s quickness in his Mixed Martial Arts background can play a huge factor. Psychopomp tried for a Corner Clothesline but is getting his chest eaten out by Roundhouse Kicks.
Andre breaks off from the flurry of Roundhouse Kicks and runs back into the opposing corner. He rebounds off the turnbuckles then gets slammed down on the canvas by a Running Clothesline. His head snaps back from the harsh landing on the canvas; Psychopomp finishes the sequence with a Snap Elbow Drop digging the weight of his elbow into his chest.
Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Gravedigger: Boom! Running Clothesline and Snap Elbow Drop! Yeah Andre, you’re doing an extremely good job getting revenge on Psychopomp!
Psychopomp rubs his chest then smirks off to the fans at ringside. He grabs his opponent’s head, both hands wrapped around the cranium, before lifting him back up to his feet. A strong right knee uppercuts his ribs thus forcing him to bend forward then Psychopomp uses his strength to lift Andre in a Vertical Suplex. He tips back and plants his back on the canvas with a Stalling Suplex pissing off Orlando.
Sebastian Reid: Stalling Suplex from Psychopomp!
Jimmy Garcia: Here comes the first pin attempt of the match!
One!
Andre kicks out and Psychopomp gets off his knees to his feet. He drags Andre back up on his feet then uses the right arm to toss him into the ropes. Off the rebound, Psychopomp scoops him up for a Powerslam but Holmes drops off behind him. A Dropkick from behind blasts the Rising Stars Champion into the ropes and another Dropkick sends him flying through the ropes to the ringside mat!
Crowd: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
One!
Gravedigger: That doesn’t make any sense! What the hell is up with Andre Holmes?! I’m calling PED’s, TRT’s. I want USADA to come and test this man!
Two!
The ringside count-out has begun by the referee while Andre Holmes stands in the middle of the ring. Psychopomp crashes onto his chest at ringside until he uses the edge of the announce table to help him up. When he turns around, he sees Andre bouncing off the ropes then running across the ring to dive through the bottom and middle rope spearing Psychopomp in the chest against the announce table!
Crowd: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! ANDRE HOLMES! ANDRE HOLMES! ANDRE HOLMES! ANDRE HOLMES!
Three!
Sebastian Reid: “Heat Seeking Missile!” The trademark Suicide Dive of Andre Holmes taking out Psychopomp against our announce table! That’s how you get it done. The Intercontinental Champion taking the Rising Stars Champion out to school!
Four!
Andre manages to drag Psychopomp inside the ring and get him back up to his feet. A series of Elbow Shots into the skull followed by a Spinning Back Kick into the ribs keeps his opponent at by. Psychopomp is bent over and in a bad position as Holmes runs to the ropes then rebounds to clock his temple with a Basement Dropkick. He spins down to the mat and Andre goes on top for the pin attempt!
Crowd: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Jimmy Garcia: Talk about a crazy striking combination! Two Elbow Shots and a Back Spinning Kick with a Basement Dropkick to put the cherry on top. Psychopomp certainly didn’t expect this unorthodox wrestling style.
One!
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Psychopomp kicks out and Andre goes onto the mount position. He starts raining down Elbow Shots on top of Psychopomp who covers up to block the hold. Right there Andre takes the right arm and locks it in between his legs while leaning at his side applying the Armbar. Trapping him in the center of the ring, Psychopomp is flailing his legs while the submission is applied.
Sebastian Reid: Armbar!
Gravedigger: Wow. The referee should have called a disqualification! No 12 to 6 Elbows in MMA! Jon Jones wannabe!
Andre pulls back on the wrist for more torque and the Rising Stars Champion rolls over onto his right side to pin him down on his shoulders. He learned from his match against Mikey Carson by switching the legs around the back of his head and locking in the Triangle Choke. Now Psychopomp is on his knees getting choked out as Andre pulls his head down.
Crowd: ANDRE HOLMES! ANDRE HOLMES! ANDRE HOLMES! ANDRE HOLMES!
Having enough of being locked inside the submission hold, Psychopomp stands on his feet and gets his balance before deadlifting Andre Holmes off the canvas to a Powerbomb position. He slams him down on the back of his head thus the submission hold is broken. The Intercontinental Champion snaps backwards onto his chest nearly breaking his god damn neck while Psychopomp recovers.
Crowd: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!
Gravedigger: Sick Powerbomb! Okay! Okay! I see you Psychopomp!
He’s right at the ropes leaning against them to recover while he stalks Andre who is getting up on wobbly knees. Bent over from the Powerbomb, the Rising Stars Champion charges into him and uplifts a knee into his nose fixing the Kitchen Sink. Andre spins around to face a returning opponent off the ropes who turns him inside out from a wicked Lariat into the chest!
Crowd: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!
Jimmy Garcia: Oh my God! That Lariat nearly broke Andre Holmes into two pieces! He flipped twice off the impact and landed on the back of his head. He might be knocked out and Psychopomp is going for the pin attempt!
One!
Two!
No! Andre Holmes kicks out and Psychopomp sits up on the canvas completely confused how that man could have survived. He argues with the referee to call it but it’s a two count. Psychopomp stands on his feet frustrated as hell so he takes his anger out by letting two Knee Drops across Holmes’ forehead. Before Andre could even react to the pain, Psychopomp plays the submission game and locks in the Surfboard!
Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Sebastian Reid: The Surfboard submission hold has been applied! Psychopomp saying that anything Andre Holmes can do, Psychopomp can do it way better!
Arms pulled back, knee against the spine. Psychopomp is doing his best to submit the inaugural Triple Crown Winner but Andre isn’t the type of man to give up so easily. He looks at the referee and denies him the chance to call the match. Psychopomp changes from the arms to pull the neck back adding more pain into his body.
Crowd: PLEASE DON’T TAP! PLEASE DON’T TAP! PLEASE DON’T TAP! PLEASE DON’T TAP!
Gravedigger: Oh he’s going to tap out tonight! Gravedigger knows when a man is about to tap out! Andre Holmes, you gon’ tap out, I can feel it!
Andre reaches his hands around the back of his head and stares pushing up on his feet. He sits down on the canvas and completes the Jawbreaker stunning his opponent behind him. Adding insult to injury, Holmes kips up on his feet then leaps backwards off the mat slamming his foot on top of Pomp’s head with a sick Pele Kick! Both men collapse down to the canvas in the middle of the ring!
Crowd: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!
Jimmy Garcia: Kip-Up Pele Kick! Andre Holmes proved you wrong Gravedigger!
Gravedigger: ...Drug abusing sore loser.
Since both men are down on the canvas, the referee starts the count.
One!
Two!
Crowd: LET’S GO ANDRE! PSYCHO SUCKS! LET’S GO ANDRE! PSYCHO SUCKS!
Three!
Four!
Andre Holmes rolls himself over onto his chest and slams his hands on the canvas. Psychopomp on the other hand rolls all the way to the ropes and uses them to drag himself slowly.
Five!
Six!
Jimmy Garcia: These two champions need to get back up on their feet or else this match could end in a no contest!
Seven!
Eight!
Nine!
Both men are back up on their feet although their legs are wobbling from the fatigue. Psychopomp charges into Andre and attempts another lariat but Holmes’ ducks under the arm. Standing at his side, he leans him forward dropping his chest into his left knee then drops him back against the right knee before standing him front of him. He lands a Codebreaker taking a page out of Kevin’s book which throws Psychopomp into the corner behind him!
Crowd: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Jimmy Garcia: Another trademark move of Andre Holmes, “Triple Knee Combo”. He’s finding his groove, his range and getting the momentum back on his side. With Psychopomp in the corner, there’s no telling what’s gonna happen!
Andre slams his back against the opposing turnbuckles and bursts out with a sprint. He leaps in the air and nails Psychopomp in the head with a Running Elbow before taking his head under his right arm pit. Running up the turnbuckles, he kicks off the top rope and spins around to spike him on his head with a Tornado DDT! Psychopomp rolls forward and remains seated on the canvas still in shock.
Sebastian Reid: Holy moly! He wall climbed up the ropes with the head in his grasp and committed the Tornado DDT in the center of the ring! We’re seeing a fired up Andre Holmes and get ready for the kicks of your lifetime, Psychopomp!
He’s right! Psychopomp is seated in the middle of the ring and Andre stands at his side before kicking him in the chest over and over. Repeated Roundhouse Kicks becomes the new trend of this match as Psychopomp is eating his leg like a marshmallow. Upon the last kick, Andre steps back and creates distance to unleash a Tornado Kick but he ducks under it at the last moment.
Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Gravedigger: Why does Andre keep doing this sequence knowing it never pays off in the end?! God! What a dumb showoff!
Psychopomp springs back up to his feet and shoves his head under Andre’s right arm pit. He wraps he arms around his waist then lifts him onto his right shoulder before bridging backwards. Performing a textbook Northern Lights Suplex thus completing the “Shot” signature move. Bridged up and pinning his shoulders, the referee slides down on the canvas to count the pin attempt!
Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK!
Gravedigger: Northern Light Suplex signature move! He calls it the “Shot” but I think it may have caused a BANG!
Sebastian Reid: That was so terrible…
One!
Two!
Th-
Andre kicks out from the pin attempt yet again and Psychopomp has had enough. He rolls under the bottom rope to the apron then gets back up on his feet. He flips off the fans at ringside and climbs up all the way to the top rope staring at a downed opponent. Perched on the top turnbuckle, Psychopomp views victory waiting for him.
Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!
Jimmy Garcia: Andre Holmes is down in the center of the ring and Psychopomp is lining up to hit The Sacrament! A 360 Leg Drop from the top rope would break Andre’s neck!
Out of nowhere, Andre shoots back up on his feet then charges over to Psychopomp’s corner where he uses the top rope as a vault to land a Gamengiri. The edge of his foot striking the Rising Stars Champion in the temple knocking him into a groggy position on the top rope. Andre climbs onto the middle turnbuckle then hooks his head under his pit with the right arm over his neck.
Crowd: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Sebastian Reid: Oh! Gamengiri kicking his head off! You never waste a moment when Andre Holmes is still breathing and he’s about to descend to Hell with Psychopomp in his grasp!
Andre leaps backwards off the turnbuckle with Psychopomp and both men hit the canvas in a Superplex. However, the Intercontinental Champion rolls over Psychopomp and reverts back to their original Suplex position on the mat. Lifting him in a Vertical Suplex, he snaps down onto his back thus spiking him on top of his head with a Brainbuster!
Crowd: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!
Jimmy Garcia: Superplex into a Brainbuster!
Gravedigger: Oh my god Jimmy! If you’re gonna say it then say it right, BRAINBUSTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Andre backs away on the canvas and gets up in the opposing corner ready to end the match on his terms. When Psychopomp stands up in the turnbuckles, he eats a Running Yakuza Kick into his chin! He falls down onto his back near the corner and Andre climbs up to the top rope then leaps backwards corkscrewing into a 450 flip. Right onto Psychopomp is the Phoenix Splash!
Crowd: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Sebastian Reid: YAKUZA KICK INTO THE PHOENIX SPLASH! DEADLINE TRAP! HE LANDED THE DEADLINE TRAP AND HERE COMES THE PIN ATTEMPT!
One!
Two!
Thr-
Psychopomp kicks out this time and Andre can’t believe the roles have been reversed. He gets on his feet again but drags Psychopomp up with him. Two right hands into the chin followed by a Spinning Back Kick into the ribs bends him forward. A Soccer Kick to the shoulder blade stands him up right then he gets turned around after eating a Rolling Elbow into the chin!
Crowd: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!
Gravedigger: You aren’t supposed to strike your opponent in the back of the head with your elbows Andre! He’s breaking all the unified rules! This referee is worse than Mario Yamosaki!
Andre leaps off the mat then wraps his legs around his neck before flipping backwards. Psychopomp gets blasted backwards off his feet and the back of his neck folds against his shoulders thus the Reverse Frankensteiner is shown! Psychopomp rolls backwards to stand on his knees, his eyes moving everywhere meaning he is completely rocked.
Crowd: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!
Sebastian Reid: REVERSE FRANKENSTEINER!
Andre pops off his knees then sees him in the perfect position. He snaps on his right leg then Thrust Kicks Psychopomp into the chin which knocks him onto his back out cold!
Crowd: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Gravedigger: NO! I HATE HIS FINISHER!
Jimmy Garcia: THRUST KICK HAS BEEN LANDED AND HERE IS THE PIN ATTEMPT!
One!
Two!
Three!
Ding Ding Ding!
Crowd: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
“Relentless” by New Years Day replays around the Orlando audience going insane for another great victory for Andre Holmes. He gets up from off the canvas and receives his UCI Intercontinental Championship belt before climbing on the middle turnbuckle in the nearest corner. He raises the championship belt high and points to all the fans at ringside.
Taylor Lorde: Here is your winner, Andre Holmes!
He drops from the turnbuckles to the mat and looks at Psychopomp. Andre flips him off and rolls out of the ring to hug some of the fans at ringside.
Jimmy Garcia: Psychopomp did really well against Andre Holmes but the fighting spirit plus his pissed off demeanor proved to be the winning formula. What’s next for these two champions? We’ll see in the future! |
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Main Event Bonnie Blue vs Kuno Kenji
After a crazy co-main event, the Anway Center in Orlando, Florida is ready for another Guardian vs Brotherhood main event. Bonnie Blue, the number one contender for the UCI World Heavyweight Championship, will face off against former UCI Television Champion, Kuno Kenji. The cameras cut back to Gravedigger, Sebastian Reid and Jimmy Garcia behind the announce table ready to call the action for the last time.
Jimmy Garcia: Welcome back from our commercial break to Monday Night Overload. Now we’ve reached to the end of our show featuring a heavy match featuring the ongoing war between The Guardians and The Brotherhood. Bonnie Blue is set off to face Kuno Kenji in one on one action.
Sebastian Reid: Kuno Kenji was involved in the Brotherhood massacre on the participants from last week’s six man tag team main event. For those who checked the footage, an accident between Teo Del Sol and Kuno Kenji lead to the serious injury of Cordelia Malice’s leg. Some say he’s responsible, others say he isn’t. Tonight he has Bonnie Blue to focus on.
Gravedigger: Obviously we have some blind ignorant fans in the building! Kuno Kenji was assaulted by Teo Del Sol after coming to aid of his Brotherhood member. Cordelia Malice was in the wrong place, wrong time and she paid the price. Kuno even said he was sorry so why is he getting all of the hate?!
Sebastian Reid: Probably because he’s a Brotherhood member?
Gravedigger: The Brotherhood are the good guys! Down with metahumans, not my heroes!
Jimmy Garcia: We’ll figure out which is which in the future but all that matters is what happens in the present and what’s happening now is our main event! Let’s take it over to Taylor Lorde ready with the match introductions!
The camera angle changes back to Taylor Lorde in the middle of the ring. She nods her head and raises her microphone up to her lips ready to call the match introductions.
Ding Ding Ding!
Taylor Lorde: Ladies and Gentlemen, this is our Main Event of the evening and it is scheduled for one fall!
A loud pitched “Nyaaa” is heard around the interior of the arena and already the crowd starts booing out of their minds. “Tokameki Poporon” by Chimame-Tai plays from the stereo system cuing the lights to flash in baby blue, white and pink around the audience. Kuno Keji walks out center stage to a crazy crowd booing him and the look on his face is more confused than happy.
Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
He walks down to the ring trying to stay focused on his main event but he looks at the fans behind the barricades booing him and shouting out harsh insults. Kuno’s not used to this sort of reaction so the confused demeanor is perfectly understandable ever since aligning with The Brotherhood. The fans continue harassing him and he stops before the apron nodding his head to psyche himself up!
Taylor Lorde: Introducing first! Hailing from Senpai’s Apartment! At five feet, four inches tall, weighing in at 107 pounds. He is “The Kawaii House-Cat” Kuno Kenji!
Wearing long wrestling tights in blue, white and pink with KAWAII down one leg and stylized Cat faces down the other. He climbs up the steel steps then walking along the ropes on the apron dragging his hand on the top rope. Kuno takes a moment to stare down the fans at ringside who are damn sure not on his side. He swoops in between the ropes and the Kawaii House-Cat presents himself to Orlando.
Gravedigger: Orlando has no respect for the former UCI Television Champion who made a very smart decision to get with the winning stable! He’s doing this for business and these fans would never understand business! You want to be the best?! You surround yourself with the best!
Kuno stands in his corner and warms up for his upcoming match. After his entrance music fades to silence, the new theme song of Orlando is the thousands of fans booing him down. Kuno does his best to ignore the brutal crowd and his eyes turn back to the stage preparing for his opponent.
Jimmy Garcia: We’ve never seen the darker side of Kuno Kenji until Beyond. We saw him beat down his opponent after the match and revealed that he is apart of The Brotherhood. Now we’re seeing a change in the former Otakuul member. A more vicious and aggressive side of the former crowd favourite.
“Doctor Who Theme” by E-Rock immediately takes over the atmosphere as every light in the arena shuts off. Smoke fills the stage as the words, “DAUGHTER OF TIME” emerges on the titantron followed by a shower of gold sparks on each side of the stage. A single spotlight illuminates Bonnie Blue standing center stage after coming out from the back and she pumps her right fist into the air!
Crowd: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Ah yes! Orlando, Florida is ecstatic to see their favourite Guardian come out and walk down the entrance path interacting with the kids behind the barricades. She skips down the entrance path then starts walking around the ring slapping high fives and giving hugs to all the kids. However, her eyes remain on Kuno literally messaging him that he’s in for the beat down of his life.
Taylor Lorde: Introducing his opponent! Hailing from Unknown! At five feet, ten inches tall, weighing in at 143 pounds. She is “The Daughter of Time” Bonnie Blue!
Wearing a light blue singlet featuring a halter-top neck and an open back with crossed lacings. An image -- reminiscent of Celtic or Norse knotwork -- is picked out in white on her left thigh: an elaborate, curlicues figure-eight enclosed within a circle. She wears one light blue elbow pad on her right arm, white knee pads, and white wrestling boots.
Sebastian Reid: The former UCI Intercontinental and Tag Team Champion who is the number one contender for Kevin Bishop at Lazarus. She has a chance to become the second UCI Triple Crown Winner but also shut the critics that she is only a midcard wrestler. How? By beating a former UCI Television Champion and a valued member of The Brotherhood.
Bonnie gets inside the ring and runs at the ropes before hopping onto the middle one facing the audience. She pumps both fists in the air above her head cuing all lights to be restored. Back on the canvas, she backs up all the way to her corner and leans back against the turnbuckles. Her music fades away which enhances the ear shattering cheers of the Orlando audience.
Jimmy Garcia: Bonnie Blue has the biggest match of her life at Lazarus. The UCI World Heavyweight Championship has been long overdue in her career and she has said that this opportunity will not be wasted away. Now it’s time for our main event: Bonnie Blue vs Kuno Kenji! Here we go!
Ding Ding Ding!
Kuno and Bonnie both leave their corners at the same time and take some moments to circle the ring. The two meet each other in the center of the ring until they lock up with each other. Bonnie sweeps the right leg and does a Judo Throw onto the canvas keeping him down on the mat where she transitions to apply a Side Headlock. She keeps her opponent in a tight situation squeezing down on the head.
Crowd: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Jimmy Garcia: The match has already started and we’re seeing a more athletic Bonnie. She said that she has been working on her technique, her cardio and also her grappling with the help of Andre Holmes in Mixed Martial Arts.
Gravedigger: Yeah hope she didn’t learn how to murder as well!
Kuno rolls over onto his chest which helps pushes them both up to their feet. He backs up into the ropes with her then steps forward off the rebound to push her off. Bonnie rebounds off the ropes again and floors Kuno down with a Shoulder Barge into his chest. When he drops onto the canvas, she pumps her fist in the air again gaining another great pop from the Orlando crowd.
Crowd: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Bonnie takes off into the ropes at the side and rebounds to a up and coming Kenji. Kuno has other plans; He leapfrogs over his opponent and turns around to see her rebounding off the ropes. When the two competitors meet again, it’s Kuno who eats a Dropkick knocking him down yet again. Bonnie gets off the mat just before her opponent does and holds onto his right arm thus launching him into the corner.
Sebastian Reid: Beautiful Dropkick by the Daughter of Time! She has him lined up in the corner and here she goes!
Kuno’s back is glued against the turnbuckles and here comes a running Bonnie Blue. She leaps off the mat and smashes her weight against him with a Corner Splash; Continuing the sequence, Bonnie runs to the ropes then rebounds into Kuno walking out from the corner into the center of the ring. She leaps off the mat, wraps her legs around the neck then Hurricanrana him through the ropes!
Crowd: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Sebastian Reid: Corner Suplex followed by a Hurricanrana by the former two-time UCI Double Champion! God, we’re seeing a more diverse and technical Bonnie Blue than ever! She really wants that UCI World Heavyweight Championship! Keep watching Kevin, she’s knocking at your doorstep!
Gravedigger: Don’t listen to him Kevin, she can’t even get past the gatekeeper! Your kingdom is fine!
Kuno gets flung through the top and middle rope until crashing down to the ringside mat. He lands gut first down on the pads and Bonnie gets off the mat with an idea on her mind. The referee begins the count out while she exits the ropes then climbs to the top turnbuckle while Kuno Kenji uses the apron edge to stand up again.
One!
Two!
Jimmy Garcia: Kuno Kenji may need to get out of the way because here comes a raging Bonnie Blue looking to dive from Heaven’s above!
Three!
Bonnie leaps off from the top rope and dives all the way onto Kuno Kenji. Crashing sideways against his chest, she lands a Diving Crossbody taking Kuno and herself out at ringside. The fans go absolutely crazy at that high flying display as she rolls off his chest to the barricade. Bonnie gets off her feet and hugs another fan; She then walks over to Kuno to drag his useless carcass inside the ring.
Crowd: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! BONNIE! BONNIE! BONNIE! BONNIE! BONNIE!
Jimmy Garcia: Diving Crossbody from the top rope to Kuno Kenji at ringside! That’s what you have to love about Bonnie, she’s a risk taker and will sacrifice her body for the victory!
Four!
Five!
Bonnie rolls Kuno inside the ring and hops onto the apron where she holds onto the top rope with both hands. She’s ready to launch herself on the top rope and the moment Kuno gets up, she does so. A springboard into the air with an attempt to land a Clothesline goes futile as he rolls out of the way. Bonnie lands on her feet but turns around to eat a Spinning Back Fist into the temple!
Crowd: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Gravedigger: Did you learn how to dodge a Spinning Back Fist?! Hmm...NOPE!
The impact of the Spinning Back Fist stuns her. Her legs becomes a little wobbly and she almost loses balance but that groggy position is an open window for Kuno. Kenji charges into the ropes behind him then rebounds before jumping off his feet and dropping her to the canvas with a Leaping Clothesline. He lands on his knees but quickly goes for the pin attempt by hooking the right leg up!
Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Sebastian Reid: Leaping Clothesline after the Spinning Back Fist! Kuno has reversed the tide and is now going for the pin attempt!
One!
Tw-
Bonnie kicks out and he doesn’t waste anytime getting back up to his feet with her. He holds down onto her right arm then launches her into the corner. Her back slams against the turnbuckles then Kuno forces Bonnie to take a Running Corner Elbow into her head. She gets clocked so bad she walks out from the corner then drops to her knee. Kuno charges and nails a Shining Wizard into her temple!
Crowd: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH! YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK!
Gravedigger: OOOOH! Shining Wizard after the Corner Elbow! Dear God, I am loving this Jappy freak! Here comes the pin attempt again!
One!
Two!
No! Bonnie kicks out and Orlando is egging her to fight back. Kuno’s frustration is starting to get the better of him so he takes her from behind, sits her up and grabs her arms. Placing his knee against her back, she gets trapped in the traditional Surfboard Submission. Kuno pulls back the arms and Bonnie is screaming from the pain running down her spine. Making matters worse, she’s in the center of the ring!
Crowd: PLEASE DON’T TAP! PLEASE DON’T TAP! PLEASE DON’T TAP! PLEASE DON’T TAP!
She’s fighting against the pain even with Kuno pulling back. She finds her balance on the canvas and pushes up with her feet to have both competitors standing gain. Using shear strength, Bonnie breaks off the hold then leaps sideways off the mat clocking Kuno in the temple with an Enzuigiri Kick. He falls back into the ropes and holds onto them to make sure he doesn’t fall into the canvas.
Crowd: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Jimmy Garcia: Enzuigiri Kick knocks Kuno off the submission! Bonnie Blue is back into this match and the fire has been lit under her skills!
Kuno runs with the intention of getting the momentum back on his side but she ducks under a right arm thrown at her. Bonnie turns around and flurries his head with Elbows banging into his face in the Muay Thai Clinch. She sweeps his leg and slams him down on his back with a quick STO before finishing the sequence with a Snap Elbow Drop down on the chest!
Gravedigger: Muay Thai Clinch is illegal in MMA especially when you’re using 12 to 6 Elbows!
Sebastian Reid: STO and a Snap Elbow Drop! Here comes the pin attempt!
One!
Two!
Kuno kicks out again and Bonnie slaps her hand on the mat ready to put this match at an end. She gets up first then drags Kuno onto his feet into a Reverse DDT. Unfortunately for Bonnie, things don’t go her way as Kenji spins out of the hold with an arm then places his right foot under her chin. He snaps down onto his back and nails the Eat Defeat putting her off balance!
Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Jimmy Garcia: The Eat Defeat countering the “Infinity Paradox” signature move! Kuno was very aware and that saved him from a potential loss! Oh look, he’s ready to do his own signature move!
He catches her chin on his right shoulder and stands in front of her holding the back of her head. Kuno leaps off the mat then flips over her body thus sending Bonnie spine first into the mat. The entire Orlando audience are flipping out over the Standing Shiranui signature move and Kenji jumps on top of her chest for the pin attempt!
Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Gravedigger: Standing Shiranui! One of the powerful signature moves of the Brotherhood Jap! Yep, it’s ovah!
One!
Two!
Thr-
No! Bonnie kicks out and Kuno sits up holding onto his hair. He looks at the referee to call the match but he tells him it’s a two count. So, Kuno gets back up again and drags Bonnie back up to her feet before standing behind her with the arms hugged around her waist. He lines her up in the corner and Orlando is trying to throw him off his game!
Gravedigger: Oh yeah! I’ve waited all night to see this happen! The finishing move, “The Yarn Ball”, is about to become Bonnie’s graveyard!
Sebastian Reid: Come on Bonnie, fight this!
Kuno runs Bonnie into the corner slamming her chest against the turnbuckles but she holds onto the top rope thus he does a backwards roll onto his feet. When he stands up, Bonnie sidesteps and nails his chin with a Superkick!
Crowd: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!
Jimmy Garcia: SUPERKICK!
Kuno is clocked off his feet from the stunning blow until she leaps up right off the canvas wrapping her hands around his head then finishing it with a Codebreaker. Just before Kenji can snap back, she locks her legs around his skull, pulls his right arm in then pulls his head against her thigh thus transitioning into the Triangle Choke!
Crowd: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Jimmy Garcia: TIMESTOPPER! THE CODEBREAKER INTO THE TRIANGLE CHOKE! THE TIMESTOPPER IS LOCKED IN THE CENTER OF THE RING AND KUNO SEEMS TO BE IN A LOT OF TROUBLE!
Bonnie pulls back with the head, shoving his throat against her thigh which cuts off his air supply. He’s trying to pull his head out but it makes the grip worse so he taps out against her thigh.
Ding Ding Ding!
Crowd: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Taylor Lorde: Here is your winner, Bonnie Blue!
Bonnie lets go of Kuno Kenji and gets back up to her feet while the referee tends to him. She walks around the ring pumping her right fist above her hair, smiling for the victory she earned tonight.
Gravedigger: This a bunch of bullcrap!
Jimmy Garcia: Bonnie Blue has tapped out Kuno Kenji after a back and forth match where we thought Kuno had it won. She’s sent a message to Kevin Bishop and it’s a pretty clear one. The UCI World Heavyweight Championship is in her grasp and she’s coming in fast! Thank you all for tuning in and see you next week for another episode of Monday Night Overload! |
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