ACTUAL World Championship Title History
Apr 21, 2017 22:01:29 GMT -6
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Post by payasoloco on Apr 21, 2017 22:01:29 GMT -6
ACTUAL World Championship Title History
(For those interested in the story or wishing to join the fun, check the thread here: uciwrestling.freeforums.net/thread/2331/stock-footage )
Damian Kaine
*Digs title out of trash; becomes inaugural champ
Spencer Adams
*Declares himself champ because he has tiny balls and can't win an actual match
Tears of Damian Kaine
*Kaine cries over losing the title to Spencer because he's a little bitch. His tears are recognized as champion
FPV
*FPV dries Damian's bitch tears from Spencer's chest (GAAAAYYYY)
Marco Daniels III
*Tricks FPV into pushup contest and drops into pin for title
Damien Kaine (x2)
*Trademark infringement leads to a pinfall over MD3
Psychopomp
*High-five to Kaine results in inadvertent win
Bulk Bogan
*Sneaky rollup over Pomp
Damien Kaine (x3)
*Pops Bogan's fake chesticle and pins the has-been
FPV (x2)
*FPV stalks up to Kaine and kicks the shit out of him.
Biff Mustache's Wang
*Biff pulls it out. FPV freaks out a hands over the title.
Towel
*El Payaso Loco throws a towel over Biff's dick for decency's sake.
Papa Stache
*Uses dick towel to wipe hands; becomes new champ
Paper Towel Roll
*Garbage can thrown at Papa Stache, paper towels roll out on top of Papa.
THE BULGE
*Buff Mustache stuffs paper towels into his shorts.
Rain
*Leak in the roof leads to a hole; rainfall soaks through paper towel. Rain is now champion.
FPV (x3)
*Collects rain in weather gauge and chugs it.
FPV's Grandma
*Falls over trying to hug her grandson. FPV does the noble thing by sacrificing himself, inadvertently giving his grandmother the title.
FPV (x4)
*Gma hands the title back cuz she ain't on that mess.
Dirty Hobo
*Picks up the title by chance as FPV is otherwise preoccupied.
(For those interested in the story or wishing to join the fun, check the thread here: uciwrestling.freeforums.net/thread/2331/stock-footage )
Damian Kaine
*Digs title out of trash; becomes inaugural champ
Spencer Adams
*Declares himself champ because he has tiny balls and can't win an actual match
Tears of Damian Kaine
*Kaine cries over losing the title to Spencer because he's a little bitch. His tears are recognized as champion
FPV
*FPV dries Damian's bitch tears from Spencer's chest (GAAAAYYYY)
Marco Daniels III
*Tricks FPV into pushup contest and drops into pin for title
Damien Kaine (x2)
*Trademark infringement leads to a pinfall over MD3
Psychopomp
*High-five to Kaine results in inadvertent win
Bulk Bogan
*Sneaky rollup over Pomp
Damien Kaine (x3)
*Pops Bogan's fake chesticle and pins the has-been
FPV (x2)
*FPV stalks up to Kaine and kicks the shit out of him.
Biff Mustache's Wang
*Biff pulls it out. FPV freaks out a hands over the title.
Towel
*El Payaso Loco throws a towel over Biff's dick for decency's sake.
Papa Stache
*Uses dick towel to wipe hands; becomes new champ
Paper Towel Roll
*Garbage can thrown at Papa Stache, paper towels roll out on top of Papa.
THE BULGE
*Buff Mustache stuffs paper towels into his shorts.
Rain
*Leak in the roof leads to a hole; rainfall soaks through paper towel. Rain is now champion.
FPV (x3)
*Collects rain in weather gauge and chugs it.
FPV's Grandma
*Falls over trying to hug her grandson. FPV does the noble thing by sacrificing himself, inadvertently giving his grandmother the title.
FPV (x4)
*Gma hands the title back cuz she ain't on that mess.
Dirty Hobo
*Picks up the title by chance as FPV is otherwise preoccupied.
