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Post by SEAMAC on Apr 14, 2017 0:15:45 GMT -6
Aye yo. So it looks like ol' Z gonna bring dat ultra violent HORROR KORE MADDNESS to Da U. STR8 up savagery bout to go down. Nega Sonik and Shadowlove, be boyfriend and girlfriend'ing it up behind a tree somewhere K I S S I N - bein lame or some shit. quiet like a mouse whore in nazi cat church or some shit. M A U S reference up in this shit. FUCKING ME-OW-WITZ. ZMAC about to drop zyclone B like Kayne. Supah Hawt -> Supah Dirty. Dez fakes. DEM frauds Dez dest-tah-tute homo thugs tryin to go hard against ya boi, ol' Z. And you kno dey be like: " but ol' Z, shit dont start till next week" Fah reelz? Nez week? Shee-it, the way I be lookin at shit, you shoulda started last year. ZMAC goes hard in that paint. Wilt the Stilt -> peg leggin mofo's with my cawk N' shit. Shee-it. ZMAC go at this shit all day. 25 / 8 up in this biz nitch -> sowin' shit up like stitches in a knife fight. This shit be the HYPERMEDIA CHAMPIONSHIP not the two FUKAYZEE's dat been here a year and couldnt sniff a crumb even if they fell face first in a dust pile in a cookie factory -> CHAMP-PEE-YON ship. There aint no partisipation throphies for this -> THIS IZ SURVIVE IF Z LETS YOU. Spoilers: You ain't. Right now I see this shit as an ALL I CAN FUCK BUFFET and you 2 dudes are the soft serve BB-DUBs with ice cream sundea tit-tays and rainbow sprinkle nipples. AND I GOT THAT WHIPPED CREAM RIGHT HEA DEUCES BITCH! Yo Shai, play me out. We got work tah do.  |
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Post by SHADOWLOVE on Apr 14, 2017 12:58:27 GMT -6
@handsomehalf-breed
Look at the pioneer king of all media thinking that he is still Howard Stern back in the day by making Shia LaBeouf relevant in this irrelevant world.
Zombie, this isn't that third-rate talent that you Rocky Horror Picture Showed back in that second-rate organization. This is the UCI where the I.Q.'s are just above average with what you have been use to dealing with throughout your B-Movie Horror Kore escapade career of yours when claiming careers because people simply burnout and fade away.
That would be like the me "no-selling" the rumors of saying that the Billy G.O.A.T., Adam Young, was too scared shitless and too fucking afraid of this "Shadow" to step one foot into the squared-circle by choosing the smart move by sticking to his outside the sports entertainment business interests instead.
Since you obviously need help with your B-Movie Horror Kore career ending list, the #1 spot and the very top of your list will always be spelled S-H-A-D-O-W-L-O-V-E
How many letters do I need to spot you in order to get "The Handsome Half-breed" name right on that wannabe list of yours? There is hope for you yet, one day, you will make it out of Kindergarten, my friend.
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Post by SEAMAC on Apr 14, 2017 14:33:31 GMT -6
@handsomehalf-breedLook at the pioneer king of all media thinking that he is still Howard Stern back in the day by making Shia LaBeouf relevant in this irrelevant world. Zombie, this isn't that third-rate talent that you Rocky Horror Picture Showed back in that second-rate organization. This is the UCI where the I.Q.'s are just above average with what you have been use to dealing with throughout your B-Movie Horror Kore escapade career of yours when claiming careers because people simply burnout and fade away. That would be like the me "no-selling" the rumors of saying that the Billy G.O.A.T., Adam Young, was too scared shitless and too fucking afraid of this "Shadow" to step one foot into the squared-circle by choosing the smart move by sticking to his outside the sports entertainment business interests instead. Since you obviously need help with your B-Movie Horror Kore career ending list, the #1 spot and the very top of your list will always be spelled S-H-A-D-O-W-L-O-V-EHow many letters do I need to spot you in order to get "The Handsome Half-breed" name right on that wannabe list of yours? There is hope for you yet, one day, you will make it out of Kindergarten, my friend. LOLZ You sure it aint the same damn thang -> because from where ol' Z is standin', its the same dang thang. Teo, Richards, Fuckboi Omega, Kevin Bishop -> Mikey Extreme Yah, its pretty much the same damn thing, fuckboi. You could say dat AY wuz scared of you but 1.) You're a fucking idiot 2.) No one would believe you 3.) you aint that fucking ballsy to say that to AYs face 4.) you're a fuckboi and you know it. LOL diz kneegrow right here already admitted defeat. Yah boi, you will be #1 on my list Negasonik will be #2 And frankly, fuck you -> I'll spell that shit any way I want to. Honey Badger don't give a shit. I only need 5 letters L O L F G T |
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Post by SEAMAC on Apr 14, 2017 14:46:54 GMT -6
Where yo boyfriend at -> Negasonik?
Where he at? I guess you boys do your fighting in the ring or sum lame shit like that. You do that. fight me in the ring. Get me the satisfaction.
struggle. I want you to.
This is the Hypermedia Championship match -> first time evah - you could be making history
But insted all you two will be making is hiZstory.
ZMAC k-k-kumin at chu like a tomohawk on ice skates, scalpin' fools with nuttin but the breeze and chicken grease.
You been here a year now Shade, whole year - new fed - Dat U above U and you still cant catch that brass ring with a magnet and some fishin' string. But this is different? Different how? You still fucking suck.
closing in on 365 days and still no shiny gold trinket for Shade. It'd be a damn shame -> LOL if'n anyone would feel bad for your punk ass, jobbah ass, rice pudin' eatin ass. Have your hong kong ching chong hot asian wife draw you a ceramonial bath before you commit that Japanese suicide.
Funny too. They done invented language and shit and you cant even rustle the jimmies of the Coked Up Mad Man.
If'n you want, I can call GodNilla and he can put the one-two cock and ball beatdown on ya wife.
Invite Nega. Make a day of it. Maybe he can squeeze her tits and tell the world how he fucked that trick for ten hours.
Then again, if it was you, you'd describe the bedsheets for an hour and half -> dick be all sawft and shit like tryin to stick a piece of spaghetti through a pin hole-> shit just aint gonna work.
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Post by SEAMAC on Apr 14, 2017 14:54:02 GMT -6
Funny thing iz, Shade -> I've accomplish more in these last few days than you ever have.
NOt to mention my family name is synonymous with the legacy of this company.
A McMorris was the first world champ
and a year later, dudes are competing for a trophy called the Crow Cup.
You can spin it anyway you want to but truth be told -> without my lions beatin on every slice of white bread poon this side of the dark side of the moon -> UCI wouldnt even be here for you to talk dribble about in the first damn place.
/YOU*REWELCUM.EXE
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Post by SHADOWLOVE on Apr 14, 2017 15:51:07 GMT -6
@handsomehalf-breed
That's Mr. Shadowfucboi to you, you media darling you.
Oh, from where Ol' Z is standing, it's no wonder that you're still wearing those old rubbers to stay above all the bullshit that you keep on pumping out of your own asshole.
Am I supposed to be impressed that you're still coming on strong like Donkey Kong with that "samo-samo" over-exaggerated Comic-Con International Wrestler Of Mystery "Honey Badger Bronie" from My Little Pony shtick that you're famous for?
But I, Zombie, already dropped your Honey Badger My Little Pony Bronie ass with my Dark Gift once already and dumped your ass like a sack of potatoes out of one squared-circle in that second-rate organization's meaningless predetermined Trilogy Cup Tournament Wildcard Battle Royal like you were nothing before Bonnie Blue dumped my great looking handsome ass back in the day that Johnny Rabid won. And that was when I was still that second-rate organization's "rookie" sensation.
So save your bullshit for the unimportant and uninformed people that you are trying to impress with you past glories you inglorious bastard you.
Keep on pioneering away and blazing that trail to nowhere fast my friend. . . See you soon.
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Post by SHADOWLOVE on Apr 14, 2017 16:37:25 GMT -6
@handsomehalf-breed So this is that dank McMorris family legacy that people in the U are supposed to be impressed with? Wow, I'm really quaking in my custom-made Calvin Klein alligator skinned boots: 
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Post by SEAMAC on Apr 15, 2017 10:18:16 GMT -6
LOL
diz mongoloid right hea knows dat ol' Z can take this belt and any other belt in the U whenever he truely feels like it.
Kevin Bishop is my boi N' all but like, that aint really the top of the tree.
Every tree needs a star, all these kneegrows be the rotted out stumps.
Then you got Shade ovah here like: I'mma done did stomp you once about a time post mexico
Question: Does anyone where remember Shade stomping out ol'Z in the Dub of Sea's?
Answer: LOL fuck nah and ain't nobody care.
Only you care, Shade. Only you care because its plain to see by your UCI career so far that having some one off victory against the Coked Up Mad Man is the highlight of your career.
We'll forget that you're supposedly super rich and go to modeling shows and throw up celery water on mass with super models because negative caloric intake is the devils bath water or some shit.
Get the fuck outaa here with cho jobbah jabbah -> Ol' Z gone stiz-stomp you right the fuck out of your Ralph Lauren socks -> very homosexual like
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Post by SHADOWLOVE on Apr 15, 2017 13:36:08 GMT -6
@handsomehalf-breedZombie, Zombie, Zombie, you're just jealous because you know if you ever cleaned yourself up and took a shower, got a haircut and a real job, you would be nothing more than just some Johnny Polo wannabe Flamingo kid looking one dumb son-of-a-bitch. This match is in the pioneer king of all media's wheelhouse alright, hell, everyone can see that this Hypermedia match is taylormade around people like you and the Billy G.O.A.T. That is just common sense. But this match is so simple stupid in a such highly entertaining way that I'm gonna have to really dumb myself down to your level to prove to you and everyone else in this organization just how simple-minded you and this Hypermedia Championship really are in a very highly entertaining and fashionable way. That is the only challenge I have this week. You can write me off all that you want, you can talk about how much of a "badass coked up mad man freakarella" you are and it just doesn't matter because at the end of the day unlike your son Crow, I never had to fly off into the sunset and hide after Howard Black beat me to fulfill a family legacy. I've been here from day one, minus a little sabbatical, as one of the original central foundational cornerstones in the birth, growth, development, and preservation of the United Championship Infinite. And I will still be here win or lose after Beyond. You aren't the first so-called, self-proclaimed "brand name badass freakarellas" in this organization that has thought that he could get down on his knees and huff and puff and blow my house down and you won't be the last. But it will take more than just being a very laughable Honey Badger My Little Pony Bronie with your Horror Kore Furry conventional fetish reputation to do it. How is it going to feel after Beyond when this "nobody, never was" seductively handsome fine-assed one dumb son-of-a-bitch is the one that is wearing your taylormade inaugural Hypermedia Championship around his waist after I defeat you in a match that your legacy is based on? Spencer Adams won't be the only one eating Crow! 
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