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Post by Results on Mar 23, 2017 0:17:07 GMT -6
Introduction
Monday Night Overload starts off with a blast in Tuscaloosa, Alabama! The Byrant-Denny Stadium has been sold out with crazy die hard UCI fans from around the world. The cameras cut to Gravedigger and Jimmy Garcia sat behind the announce table ready to call the action for the entire night!
Jimmy Garcia: Hello ladies and gentlemen! Welcome to another episode of Monday Night Overload. I am Jimmy Garcia alongside my casting partner, Gravedigger. Tonight we have crazy action-
"I Made It" by Cash Money Heroes blares as Sebastian Reid steps out through the curtain of the entrance-way. He struts down to the ring, spiffed out as normal.
Jimmy Garcia: A few days ago, this man announced his retirement from professional wrestling. Now, Sebastian hasn't been one of the most likable superstars as of late, but nobody can take away from his talent, both on the mic and in the ring. He's one of few superstars who has stood toe to toe with Bonnie Blue, taking her to a standstill in the first main event of 2017. Guys, Reid promised us a surprise, and he has the microphone in the ring now, so let me shut up and pass it to him.
The view shifts from the announce booth into the ring as Sebastian stands, mic in hand, ready to speak.
Reid: I've had a lot of great ideas. I'm not afraid to admit that. From Alpha Pro Wrestling, all the way down to the Soul Hunters. I won't say I made them, because Remi and Kraven are doing a damn good job of that themselves, but that team was indeed my idea. I do wish that Lomax could've stuck around, but what can you do, right?
He gives his signature half-smile.
Reid: You guys don't wanna hear an old man ramble about his fortune. That'd bore you to bits. So I won't do that to ya. But I will tell you a little story, then I'll get to the surprise. I promise.
Reid removes his sunglasses, then climbs out to the ring and requests a steel chair, before climbing in the ring, unfolding it, and sitting down.
Reid: Five months ago, I walked into UCI HQ in Iowa, and I spoke with a young fellow who was really nice, and really respectful. I knew this was the place that I wanted to end my career. I'd seen the talent. They were simply phenomenal. I knew I wanted to be here. But my decision to come back wasn't to just make more money, or get more achievements. Oh, no. I wanted to make sure that people like Bonnie Blue and Shadowlove and Stevie Corah got the spotlight they deserved. And I have. My whole purpose of being a UCI superstar was to put people over from the get-go. I will say, I have no problem with the fact that I won the Rising Stars championship. It felt nice to have a bit of gold around my waist. But it wasn't essential. Well, anyway. I was talking with the people in the back over the past few weeks, and they didn't want me to go! I told them I had to. I told them I promised myself I wouldn't wrestle. Then they pointed something out to me that I'd never even thought of. So here comes the surprise, Boys and Girls.
Sebastian gets up, walks toward the set of ropes nearest to the announce table, a camera zooming in on his aging face.
Reid: As of March 18, 2017, and effective on March 27th, there will be a third seat at that announce table, right there between Garcia and Gravedigger. One specifically reserved for "Showtime" Sebastian Reid. I'm gonna stick in the business that I've poured blood, sweat and tears into, and I'm gonna get a front row seat watching some damn good athletes do the same thing. I'm not leaving you people. Not for one-damn-moment.
The crowd erupts in cheers and applause as "I Made It" blares once more and Sebastian makes his exit.
Gravedigger: I- I'm legitimately speechless. It's always just been you and me, Jimmy.
Jimmy Garcia: Yeah... This is going to be interesting for sure. |
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Post by Results on Mar 23, 2017 0:21:24 GMT -6
Triple Threat Match
Adam Young vs Karlie Nash vs Bad News Brawler
Jimmy Garcia: It's time for the opening match. We have returning veterans Karlie Nash and Bad News Brawler and the debut of Adam Young.
Gravedigger: Debut? Are you stupid or something? Adam Young has been wrestling all over the world for years! Adam Young is one of the toughest, most stubborn son of a bitch on the planet!
Jimmy Garcia: So you like him?
Gravedigger: Of course not! But 1 Sick Bastard is a hell of a coup for the UCI and is tough as nails.
Jimmy Garcia: I don't know Gravedigger. You've talked up some competitors in the past who didn't do much of anything in the UCI. Karlie Nash has came to compete week in and week out. I think she could definately pick up the win here tonight. Not to mention the Brawler.
Gravedigger: I won't mention him if you don't. Besides he's already in the ring.
Taylor Lorde: The following contest is a triple threat match scheduled for the one fall! Introducing first, the Bad News Brawler! And his opponent, from Saint Paul, Minnesota, “The Cougar Hunter” Karlie Nash!
War Machine by AC/DC plays in the arena, Tracy steps on the stage and moves to the side, Karlie steps on the stage, Tracy and Karlie walks to the ring showing disdain for the crowd, Tracy walks up the steps and enters the ring, Karlie climbs the ropes from outside and flashes the loser sign to the crowd, she then climbs down ans stretches in her corner
Jimmy Garcia: Karlie has beaten the Brawler before. She knows what to expect in a UCI. She seems poised to pick up the win here tonight!
Taylor Lorde: And their opponent,
Voice- Who's ready to get sick?
Taylor Lorde: 1 Sick Bastard, Adam Young!
"Let You Down" by Seether starts playing as the lights fade down to just one single white light at the entrance and smoke filtering threw it. Out steps Adam.
Fans- You sick bastard!
Adam smiles as the music kicks in and several white lights start flying around the arena. A single spot light is right on every move of Adam as he heads towards the ring.
Fans- You sick bastard!
Adam circles the ring twice and then climbs up on the apron where he wipes his feet before stepping inside the squared circle.
Jimmy Garcia: And would you look at that? Double clothesline from the Bad News Brawler kick starting this match up!
Gravedigger: That's the great thing about the Brawler! Brawler don't give a fuck! He doesn't care who he's up against he just wants to hurt someone. And now he slams the head of both of his opponents together then whips Adam Young to the corner, Karlie in after him then stinger splashes them both in the corner. He knocks Karlie down for the cover.
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kick out!
Jimmy Garcia: Brawler with a body slam on Adam Young now.. he bounces off the ropes.. and gets rolled up from behind by Karlie!
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3!
Gravedigger: No, just barely a kick out! Karlie has been in the ring with Brawler so many times she knows he would rather hurt someone then win a match and she almost made him pay there and look out Adam Young with a running discus lariat on Nash! Now a swinging neckbreaker for the Brawler!
Jimmy Garcia: Young starting to take over here, snap suplex on the Brawler. He drags the Brawler back to his feet now and reverse STO right into the koji clutch!
Gravedigger: He calls that the Sick Bastard and only a sick bastard would have thought out that combination!
Jimmy Garcia: I think Bad News is going to quit!
Gravedigger: He doesn't know the meaning of the word quit! But Karlie Nash breaks up the hold with a running big boot on Adam! She fires him off of the ropes and nails a snake eyes! Running knee to the chops sends Adam flying over the top rope now!
Jimmy Garcia: Karlie bounces off of the ropes only to get grabbed by the hair by the Brawler and tossed down! He mounts her now and unloads with punches! But Karlie comes back with a eye rake! She fires him off of the ropes and running powerslam! Nash with the cover.
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kick out from the Brawler!
Gravedigger: Can what you will about the Brawler's win loss record, this guy always comes to fight. And Adam Young making his presence felt with a quick double russian leg sweep. Now he dumps Karlie Nash through the ropes and waits on the Brawler to get up.. pumphandle into a fallaway slam!
Jimmy Garcia: Adam Young starting to look good now. He's stomping the life out of Bad News. He shoots him off of the ropes and connects with a spinning back elbow! Then a running knee drop on the UCI veteran. Adam Young doesn't cover though. Instead he exits the ring and sets him up for a slingshot move. But oh! Karlie Nash just grabbed Adam in mid move and took his legs out from under him sending him crashing head first to the arena floor!
Gravedigger: Great move by Nash there! Karlie fires Adam into the ring post now! And she unloads on him with a series of kicks before slamming his head off of the ring apron! Karlie really taking it to Young now.. but she needs to be paying attention to the referee's count. He's count both Young and Nash out of the ring.
Jimmy Garcia: Adam Young is going to win this. 7-8- Karlie notices and slides back into the ring to break the count. But Adam pulls her right back out and shoots her into a ring railing!
Gravedigger: Good veteran move from Adam Young there. This is not his first match that's for damn sure. And a headbutt by Adam knocks down Nash! Adam drags Karlie onto the ring apron. And would you look at this... he sets up Nash for the STO! He's going to STO Karlie off the apron onto that cement floor.. then is why he's 1 Sick Bastard!
Jimmy Garcia: But Karlie grabs the top rope to block and counters with a DDT onto the apron! What a counter from Karlie Nash! She rolls back into the ring and kicks Adam in the head knocking him to the floor! But the Brawler grabs her from behind with a full nelson slam!
Gravedigger: You don't want to turn your back on the Bad News Brawler! He whips Nash to the corner and charges in but Karlie gets the boot up and bulldogs Brawler out of the corner! Bad News Brawler gets up.. gets clipped with a european uppercut right into a belly to belly suplex! Karlie Nash has completely taken over this contest!
Jimmy Garcia: I told you not to underestimate Nash.
Gravedigger: You're wrong so often I don't have to listen to you Jimmy. Jack knife powerbomb by Karlie! The Brawler looks finished.
Jimmy Garcia: He is now! Double Underhook Piledriver, also known as the Upper Body Iinjury by Karlie! She hooks the leg! I think she's got the Brawler!
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Jimmy Garcia: Three count would have been made.. if Adam Young didn't return just in time and legdrop that poor referee! Why the hell did he do that?
Gravedigger: Because he's Adam Young! He may be one sick bastard but he also used to be known as the Big Time Jerk and he just showed why there!
Jimmy Garcia: He's dragging a chair into the ring.. but Karlie Nash dropkicked him down! So much for that! A second dropkick is batted aside by the chair! Why is this not a disqualification?
Gravedigger: Because this is a triple theat match. A veteran like Adam Young knows that the referee can't stop Adam from atttacking him or using that chair. He plants it hard against Karlie's skull now and dumps her over the top rope. Bad News Brawler staggering to his feet now.. and Adam hits the Death Blow, his Angel's Wings right on that chair!
Jimmy Garcia: He's not done yet.. Adam Young.. sets the chair up.. then sits down on it and draps his feet across the Brawler like he's in a lazy boy or something.
Gravedigger: I love it!! He's taking a well deserved rest after a night's work. Referee crawls over for the pin.
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Jimmy Garcia: Referee hestiating.. he does not want to count three after what Adam did to him.
Gravedigger: But Brawler isn't moving and he doesn't have a choice!
Taylor Lorde: Your winner of the match, 1 Sick Bastard, Adam Young!
Gravedigger: Adam Young with an impressive win in his first UCI match. He definately put people on notice with that performance!
Jimmy Garcia: Karlie got robbed. She had it until Adam brought that weapon into the ring!
Gravedigger: That's the veteran experience showing through! Adam Young did what he had to in order to win.
Jimmy Garcia: Now he hits the referee with the chair! He didn't have to do that to win!
Gravedigger: No.. he did that because he wanted to. |
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Post by Results on Mar 23, 2017 0:24:54 GMT -6
UCI Television Championship Demarcus Jordan © vs Joe Smarts
#1 by Nelly blares over the PA system as DeMarcus comes out and does a superman pose on the stage. He walks down the ramp, taking his time, talking shit to the fans and whatnot. He walks up the steps and steps in the ring, he does another pose as his music dies out.
Jimmy Garcia: An interesting press conference the other day, no doubt, as Joe pointed out that DeMarcus Jordan was DeMarcus Cousins and Michael Jordan fused together.
Gravedigger: It was actually fucking Deandre Jordan and DeMarcus Cousins.
Joe Smarts walks out to the ring, no dancing and shit like that, with a microphone.
Gravedigger: What the fuck is Joe up to here?
Joe: Now, me is gunna express my hateyness to Pomp, fucks you.
The referee starts the match
DING! DING! DING!
Joe is still continuing his grammatically incorrect speech as DeMarcus hits him with a bulldog.
Jimmy Garcia: Ooh, Joe gets a mouthful of canvas!
Joe gets back up to receive a stalling suplex...
Gravedigger: Holy fuck. Joe just reversed it into a neckbreaker.
Jimmy Garcia: Joe runs towards the ropes... SPRINGBOARD LEG DROP!!
Gravedigger: Joe goes for a clothesline... DeMarcus reverses it into a German Suplex! FUCK YEAH. GO DEMARCUS!!
Jimmy Garcia: Y u hating on Smarts?
Gravedigger: Fun fact, Joe's IQ is -2.
Both men are still up, as if they haven't taken any damage at all.
Joe goes for a Plancha, DeMarcus reverses it into a powerbomb, but that's reversed into a roll-up!
1...
Kickout.
Joe goes for a clothesline, DeMarcus reverses it into a German Suplex, Joe lands on his feet, he goes for a dropkick, DeMarcus catches it, goes for a slingshot, Joe flips and lands on his feet again. Joe goes for a Jumping Side Kick, DeMarcus dodges it and hits The Number One!
Jimmy Garcia: What a series of moves! DeMarcus comes out on top!
Gravedigger: YES!! DeMarcus retains the title!
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KICKOUT!!!
The crowd goes wild as Gravedigger kicks everything within 2 metres of him, including Jimmy Garcia.
Joe hits an elbow to DeMarcus' face, then another, and another, and DeMarcus dodges the fourth elbow. He hits a snap suplex to Joe.
Jimmy Garcia: This is a close match, it could go either way...
Gravedigger: DeMarcus has fucking got this.
Joe hits an uppercut, and DeMarcus lands leaning on the turnbuckles. Joe lands a flurry of punches on DeMarcus, and then goes for a shoulder barge, but DeMarcus rolls out of the way and Joe hits the corner pole.
Jimmy Garcia: Ooh! I felt that one from here!
Joe turns around, and DeMarcus sets up an Awesomeness! But it's reversed into a back body drop.
Gravedigger: Yea... Fuck no!!!
DeMarcus spends some time on the ground as Joe celebrates around the ring, as if he's already won. DeMarcus gets back up and tries to hit a bulldog, but Joe shrugs it off and hits a Jumping Side Kick.
Jimmy Garcia: I think it's over!! All Joe needs to do is pin DeMarcus!!
Gravedigger: Noooo!!
But then Pomp starts running down the ramp, and when he reaches ringside, he stretches his arms under the bottom rope and sweeps the ref's legs.
Jimmy Garcia: The ref is out!
Gravedigger: Yaay!!
Joe pins DeMarcus, but when he hears no count, he looks at the ref, and knows what Pomp has done. He leans over the ropes and starts yelling at Pomp, but...
Gravedigger: DeMarcus with the roll-up... Fuck yeah!
Pomp wakes up the ref
The ref seems confused, but sees the pin.
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3...
Gravedigger: YESSS!!!
Jimmy Garcia: Once again, Pomp snatches a title away from poor Joe
Gravedigger: You feel sorry for that guy? He's a fricking idiot who shouldn't be winning titles.
Joe is on his knees, shocked that he lost yet again. Pomp then walks into the ring. Joe was unaware that Pomp was standing right behind him.
Jimmy Garcia: HANDS OF FAITH!! POMP HAS THE HANDS OF FAITH LOCKED IN!!
Pomp continues to do the Hands of Faith on Joe, as Joe repeatedly taps. Eventually, Joe loses consciousness.
Pomp lets go, as he smirks at the unconscious Joe.
Gravedigger: Wow. The Brotherhood are showing no love to Joe.
Jimmy Garcia: Oh! Nasty stuff as Pomp spits on Joe.
Pomp walks away. Joe's body is left in the ring. Tears run down his face as Slam goes to commercial |
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Post by Results on Mar 23, 2017 0:25:31 GMT -6
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Post by Results on Mar 23, 2017 0:26:17 GMT -6
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Post by Results on Mar 23, 2017 0:27:11 GMT -6
Casey Holliday Segment
Overload cuts into a studio and the fans boo the very sight of Casey Holliday inside said studio with two stock charts: one with an arrow pointing in the upwards direction, and the other pointing down. The former UCI Rising Stars Champion has a laugh to herself, confident in what she is about to present as she begins to speak.
Casey Holliday: Ladies and gentlemen, you are witnessing the first ever edition of "Stock Up, Stock Down" where I, Casey Holliday, talk about who's stock is rising in UCI and who's is falling, or has fallen, in recent weeks. This, of course, is my personal truth, so if you don't like it, you can fuck off, okay? Because at the end of the day, nobody knows business the way I, the corporate megastar of professional wrestling, know business. So, let's get right on to it, okay? Who's Stock is Up? Whose is Down? We're going to start on a positive note. STOCK UP! The biggest stock up of the week goes to.... in a massive shocker... ME, Casey Holliday! Last week, I single handedly and without a shadow of a doubt, defeated one third of the Guardians in Alex Richards, extended my unpinned streak in UCI and proved why I should be considered the favorite going into the Golden Ticket match! One Guardian down, two to go and by the time I am finished here in UCI, I will have beaten them all. In order to BE a world title contender, you have to BEAT a world title contender and that is precisely what I did. So, I get the big STOCK UP arrow of the week.
Our first, and BIGGEST, stock DOWN of the week goes to the two fucking idiots, Joe Smarts and... uh... I don't know the other guy's name. I heard he got fired or something. Anyway, one of those two were supposed to succeed me as the Rising Stars champion and neither did that. On top of that, both suffered some very serious indignity along the way. That other guy will never be heard from again and Joe Smarts got kicked out of the Brotherhood! Holy crap, talk about a massive freefall! Those two could have had the honor and the privilege to succeed me, though neither of them would have been able to match what I pulled off with the Rising Stars Championship, but that's beside the point. When you get a championship opportunity like that, and you blow it the way these two did? You deserve to be the biggest free fallers of the week!
Our next STOCK UP goes to the person who actually HAS succeeded me as the Rising Stars Champion... Psychopomp! Boy, did he have a hell of a day or what? Not only did he become part of the Brotherhood, he's the Rising Stars Champion. So, Psychopomp, allow me to congratulate you on being the one that follows me. Just know two things and we're going to be great friends, comprehend? One, you never had to go through ME to win that championship and two, you will not be able to live up to HALF of what I did with that championship. Have fun being the king of the clusterfucks for however long you're destined to be.
The next STOCK DOWN goes to every single one of the Guardians, not because they've slipped lately. No, they're still the same old, dominant faction though I DID put a dent in it myself last week. But, I'm going to be honest with you, I'm really only including them to rob in my win over Alex Richards last week AND so I can have free reign to continue to bash them as I please because being the most dominant Rising Stars champion of all time who has yet to be pinned and who finished in the final five at Infinity, I have earned that right and if you don't like it? Go fuck yourselves, or each other, whichever you prefer.
Our final STOCK UP, and our final mention of the week, goes to YOURS TRULY, for the future that lies ahead of her: the CONQUEROR OF THE GUARDIANS, the Golden Ticket winner, and the UCI World Champion because unlike the Celeste Mallories and the John Ojedas of the world, I don't suffer any sort of stock plunge. No, as the prodigy of my generation, I am the pure definition of STOCK RISING and coming soon, WHEN I win that Golden Ticket match, you're going to know precisely why and when I become UCI World Champion, those of you that always overlooked me are going to wish you never did!
This is Casey Holliday, and this has been "Stock Up, Stock Down". If you are enlightened my by future glory, please join the "Casey Holliday: Prodigy of Our Generation" support group at www dot caseyhollidayforucigoldenticket dot com or dial 1-800-FUCKTHEGUARDIANS.... that's 1-800-FUCKTHEGUARDIANS! If you are a detractor... well...
Ask those I've beaten in UCI where that got them.
Casey walks off the set, the fans booing her bravado and her extreme arrogance coming from the fact that she's let her UCI success get to her head. The scene then fades to black. |
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Post by Results on Mar 23, 2017 0:32:01 GMT -6
Triple Threat Match Ray Burnett vs Bolas de Arana vs Erin Fausse
Taylor Lorde: The following match is scheduled for one fall!
The 'Scorpione' emerges from behind a cloud of grey smoke, glowing an aqua blue under the black-light lit walkway with a daunting glare, smiling with a cheeky grin as a scorpion crawls around his neck and down his arm into his hand.
Jimmy Garcia: One of the top prospects in UCI some could say!
Gravedigger: The Street Disciples were nothing short of dominant at Infinity and Ray Burnett played a big part in that.
"Smooth Criminal" starts and the crowd goes wild as the World's Favorite Jackass comes out to a roar. He raises his hands in the air, does a double fist pump and runs to the ring, sliding in under the bottom rope. He practically slides to the middle, striking a sexy "I'm on a bear skin rug" pose, before bouncing up and climbing a turnbuckle to the roar of his fans. He walks to the ref, shakes his hand, sticks some Monopoly money in his hand and walks away, the mask winking at the crowd as he points out pretty women and happy children in the crowd and waves to them.
Jimmy Garcia: You wanna talk about someone constantly on the edge of breaking out, let’s talk about Bolas de Arana!
Gravedigger: Why talk? When the bell rings, this guy is all action.
The hand-percussion that begins The Handsome Family's "Far From Any Road" plays over the speakers as the lights begin to dim. Within a few seconds, darkness falls upon the arena as the acoustic guitar kicks in, playing a vaguely sinister riff. A few more seconds later, Erin Fausse emerges from the back, her arrival punctuated by Brett Sparks' ominous baritone.
"From the dusty mesa/Her looming shadow grows/Hidden in the branches of the poison creosote"
She takes a deep breath in and exhales slowly, a smile forming on her face as thunderous jeers greet her. Her head cocked to the side, she begins her descent towards the ring, her confidence unfazed by the sea of disapproval from the audience. At the ringside area, she ascends the steel steps, pausing at the first one and turning to face the audience. The smile never leaving her face, she forms her left hand into the shape of a gun and takes aim at the audience, seemingly opening fire on the paying customers. As the boos increase in volume, she rolls her eyes and makes her way up the remaining stairs, stepping into the ring under the bottom rope. As she backs towards her corner, she shrugs at Taylor Lorde, who has already taken a few steps away from her. Her eyes slide shut as Lorde begins to introduce her and she falls into the corner, awaiting the beginning of the match.
Jimmy Garcia: Major players in this one, Digger!
Gravedigger: Erin Fausse shocked the world when she joined The Brotherhood and honestly, she may be the biggest threat to any throne in UCI.
Jimmy Garcia: She faces quite the challenge with Bolas and Burnett around!
DING DING DING!!
Gravedigger: Bolas staring down Fausse here.
Jimmy Garcia: Burnett taking advantage quick though, clubbing forearm to the back of the head!
Gravedigger: Burnett on the attack, but Fausse seems content standing back and watching things play out for now.
Jimmy Garcia: Not so fast, Digger!
Gravedigger: Fausse throwing Burnett over the top rope here, quick pin on Bolas.
1!
KICKOUT!
Jimmy Garcia: Fausse looking to seize the slim window of opportunity early on there, but Bolas quick to kickout as Ray catches his balance on the apron.
Gravedigger: Fausse pulling Bolas up here.
Jimmy Garcia: Pele kick from Bolas!
Gravedigger: Fausse going down with that one, solid counter from Arana.
Jimmy Garcia: Bolas dashing forward, going for the elbow smash to Burnett!
Gravedigger: Burnett dropping down, firm grip on the rope still.
Jimmy Garcia: Kick to the head from Ray Burnett!
Gravedigger: Bolas wobbling a bit after that.
Jimmy Garcia: Fausse up on her knees though, she grabs the tights here!
1!
2!
KICKOUT!
Gravedigger: Burnett back in as well, bringing Fausse back up.
Jimmy Garcia: Monkey flip counter from Fausse though!
Gravedigger: Fausse right back to her feet.
Jimmy Garcia: Standing moonsault to Burnett!
Gravedigger: No! Ray with the foot up!
Jimmy Garcia: Countered again as Fausse lands on her feet, just able to block the bad landing!
Gravedigger: Quick senton onto Burnett from Erin Fausse!
Jimmy Garcia: Cover on Burnett!
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2!
NO!
Gravedigger: Bolas just able to save that one, good awareness by him.
Jimmy Garcia: Arana dragging Fausse to the corner, setting her into position here!
Gravedigger: Running start, leaping over Burnett on the way back.
Jimmy Garcia: Basement dropkick from Arana!
Gravedigger: Right back up, sights set on Burnett.
Jimmy Garcia: Bolas clapping with the fans, getting the base riled up now!
Gravedigger: Burnett to his feet.
Jimmy Garcia: Couple kicks to the leg from Bolas, trying to take out Ray’s mobility!
Gravedigger: Spinning head kick from Bolas, but Burnett able to duck that one, pulling Bolas in for the overhead belly to belly and Ray Burnett just launches Bolas de Arana.
Jimmy Garcia: Bolas on his feet, leaping backward!
Gravedigger: Inverted hurricanrana from Bolas!
Jimmy Garcia: Burnett landing right on his head!
Gravedigger: Fausse back up though and Bolas is thrown outside through the ropes!
Jimmy Garcia: Oh no...she has a vulnerable Ray Burnett right where she wants him!
Gravedigger: DIVINE INTERVENTION!
Jimmy Garcia: A standing 450 splash on that one, not wasting any time on the set up!
Gravedigger: Cover on Burnett!
1!
Jimmy Garcia: Bolas getting to his feet on the outside!
2!
Gravedigger: Sliding into the ring now!
3!
DING DING DING!!
Taylor Lorde: Here is your winner, Erin Fausse!
Jimmy Garcia: Fausse quick to rollout there as Bolas is in shock at this one!
Gravedigger: Erin Fausse is victorious tonight and you know The Brotherhood is smiling right about now. |
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Post by Results on Mar 23, 2017 0:37:19 GMT -6
Tag Team Match Hunter Updegraff/Damien Kingston vs Bonnie Blue/Shadowlove
Jimmy Garcia: The action continues with our first tag team match-up of the night. Newcomer Hunter Updegraff --
Gravedigger: Fans will remember Hunter as the brother of Wentworth Updegraff, former Intercontinental Champion and outspoken rival of the Guardians, until his legacy was cut short by one of the other competitors in this match, Bonnie Blue.
Jimmy Garcia: -- partners with Damien Kingston, who has made no secret of his opinion about the millionaire party boy. Together, they take on the unlikely duo of Shadowlove and Bonnie Blue, who have a varied history all their own.
Gravedigger: Enough talk. Let's get on with this!
The arena was filled with the chatter and the buzz from the fans in attendance. Each of them were on the edge of their seat waiting for the next bit of action to take place. In that very moment the opening guitar riffs to “The Vengeful One” by Disturbed proceeded to start filling the speakers within the arena. Hearing that song had quickly garnered a response from those in attendance and it wasn’t a very good response by any means, In fact the boos were getting so loud that it was beginning to drown out the music. Only a few short seconds later did the self proclaimed “Man of Liberty” himself, Damien Kingston come walking out on stage.
Taylor Lorde: First to the ring, hailing from New York City; standing six-feet, one inch and weighing in at two-hundred forty pounds.... he is the Man of Liberty -- DAMIEN KINGSTON!!!!!
He had an all black zipup hoodie with the hood up. Making his way to the center of the stage he proceeded to drop down on both of his knees. Remaining there for just a couple of seconds before both of Kingston’s arms proceeded to raise up on either side of him. Along with that Kingston began to tilt his head back a little bit as well. Almost like he was forcing the audience to bask in his glory. Maybe even implying that they should bow down before him. As one should have expected the boos proceeded to just get louder. On cue Kingston pushed himself up to his feet and began to walk down the ramp.
Keeping his hood up and a glare in his eyes while he gave some of the fans on the ramp way some of the dirtiest looks anyone had ever seen. After reaching the ringside area Kingston pulled himself up on the apron. Standing up and making his way towards the nearest corner. That’s where he proceeded to climb the ropes on the outside all the way up to the second rung of ropes. Reaching up and yanking his hood off. He slowly raised his hands in the air as the crowd responded with heavier and louder boos. All of which seemed to unphase the man. Kingston then leaped from the top rope into the ring. Unzipping his hoodie with his music starting to fade out and business was about to pick up.
Gravedigger: This is a man who knows what he's about, and it's unfortunate he hasn't quite been able to get his momentum here in UCI. If he can score a victory over team BlueSteel tonight, management will have to sit up and take notice!
"Cocaine" by the Dayton Family plays over the PA as Hunter struts out onto the entrance ramp, a scantily clad woman under each arm. In one hand is a half empty bottle of vodka, in the other is what looks to be a hand rolled cigar. He takes a puff and a swig before posing on the entrance ramp.
Taylor Lorde: Now coming to the ring. He hails from Los Angeles California. Standing six feet, six inches tall, and weighing in at two hundred and forty pounds... The Party Train, Hunter Updegraff.
Hunter throws his arms around the two women once more, and leads them to ringside. Handing them the bottle and "cigar", he drapes his fur coat over one of them, before rolling under the bottom rope. He leans against the corner, and tosses his sunglasses to a fan as his music dies.
Jimmy Garcia: The other team hasn't even been introduced yet, and already Updegraff and Kingston are trading words!
E-Rock's heavy metal version of the "Doctor Who Theme" hits the speakers to a HUGE POP from the crowd! Smoke fills the stage as the 'Tron lights up and displays the words DAUGHTER OF TIME. The drumbeat kicks in, accompanied by the BOOM! of a white pyro flash. A shower of sparks cascades down over the stage as Bonnie Blue steps from behind the curtain. She pumps a fist into the air and gets another big pop; the big screen behind her now displays the words HARDCORE QUEEN.
Taylor Lorde: And their opponents -- first, hailing from a distant future; standing five feet, ten inches, at a fighting weight of one-hundred forty-three pounds.... She is the Daughter of Time -- BONNIE BLUE!!!!!
As she makes her way down the aisle, high-fiving and fist-bumping the fans reaching toward her, a montage of extreme spots plays out across the giant screen: crashing through a glass table with Shadowlove; sailing through the back window of a moving bus, only to come back and hit a hurricanrana on Stevie Corah; landing an elbow on Bad News Brawler; Bonnie dropping on Corah from atop a ladder, crashing with him through a table; a bruised and bloodied Bonnie setting Jonathan Porter up on the top turnbuckle, to hit a reverse Frankensteiner. Interspersed throughout the video are scenes of Bonnie accepting a belt -- Tag Team or Intercontinental -- from the official, clutching the hard-won prize close with a triumphant smile. As the video ends, the word GUARDIAN appears, then fades away slowly.
Still playing to the crowd, the Daughter of Time completes a circle around the ring, then leaps onto the apron and turns to face the audience. Grasping the top rope, she backflips over it and into the ring, a dazzling smile on her lips as the fans cheer. Bonnie puts one hand to her ear and makes a beckoning motion with the other, driving the crowd into a frenzy of affection for UCI's golden girl.
Gravedigger: Credit where it's due -- there is a damn good reason Bonne Blue has been a dual champion two times over -- but she's an arrogant hothead who always bites off more than she can chew, as last week's match against the Brotherhood demonstrated.
Jimmy Garcia: Yet still a fan favorite.
Gravedigger: Yeah, I don't get it, either.
"PERSONAL JESUS” by Depeche Mode begins to play throughout the darkened Arena. A mixture of multicolored laser lights and strobe lights illuminate the Arena along with theatrical smoke and fog sets the scene like a Four Season Fashion Show. The Audience throughout the Arena stand in anticipation for what is about to be the "New and Improved" wrestling trend in the UCI.
Coming through the theatrical smoke and fog and appearing under the fashion show lighting is the one and only, "The Dynamic Duo" in all of sports entertainment, "The Handsome Half-breed" Shadowlove, along with his personal bodyguard/valet, "The Fashionista Sensei" Ms. Miyamoto, stopping for a second, taking in the aura of the Arena, pose like fashion models on a catwalk.
Taylor Lorde: Finally, her partner.... hailing from right here in Tuscaloosa, Alabama; standing six feet, four inches and weighing in at two-hundred thirty-five pounds... he is the Handsome Half-Breed, SHADOWLOVE!!!!!
The Audience throughout the Arena begin clicking away with their cameras like the paparazzi during a "Hollywood" premiere. Ms. Miyamoto leads the way down the aisle with "flirty" confidence as Shadowlove, a few steps behind her, enjoying the view. "The Dynamic Duo" make their way to the squared circle. Shadowlove slides into the ring like a snake. Ms. Miyamoto, with catlike precision, walks up the ringside steps and seductively enters the ring through the second rope.
"HER STRUT" by Bob Seger & The Silver Bullet Band begins to play throughout the arena. Shadowlove stands in the middle of the ring, spreads his arms straight out and bows his head, as if, being crucified on a cross. Jesus Wept! Ms. Miyamoto, exuding fantastic supermodel energy, as she walks with a stiff, erect, and apparently arrogant and conceited "Strut" around "The Handsome Half-breed" Shadowlove, to a rousing "Standing Ovation" from the crowd. She lowers her RayBan sunglasses down her perfectly flawless nose of her angelic looking face showing off her incandescent green eyes, nodding in approval at such a Magnificent Specimen, while tapping a rolled-up copy of the Wall St. Journal in the palm of her hand.
Ms. Miyamoto cradles up against Shadowlove's body, caressing his muscular chest with her fingers and raises her RayBan sunglasses up her perfectly flawless nose of her angelic looking face, hiding her incandescent green eyes, with her middle finger. Shadowlove raises his head, with his classically masculine and modern mussed, razor-textured, choppy finished dark brown hair. He shows off his fighters face, with an ice cold stare which radiants from his blue eyes. A malevolent, tight wolfish, whiplash smile, slowly appearing on his lips showing off perfectly white even teeth in a "'The Face Of The Franchise’, the whole ‘F’N’ Show, Mr. UCI, if you will, or whatever expletive that you want to put in front of his name.” shit-eating grin as he strips off the white leather trench-coat like a Chippendale's dancer.
A couple of salty looking Japanese dudes named Kyodai and Shatei, known as the bodyguard duo of Black Rain, both sporting jet-black crew-cut hair, sunglasses, custom-made black Giorgio Armani business suits appear out of nowhere and stand in an on guard, very protective, ever vigilant attack formation behind Ms. Miyamoto outside the squared-circle.
Jimmy Garcia: Shadowlove and Bonnie Blue in a huddle with Miyamoto while Kingston and Updegraff argue about which of them will go first.
Gravedigger: Looks like it'll be Kingston starting off for his side, but Hunter doesn't look too happy as Bonnie slips between the ropes and takes her position on the apron, leaving Shadowlove to confront the Man of Liberty.
Jimmy Garcia: Shadowlove calling for a test of strength now and Damien Kingston seems all too happy to oblige. These two men are so closely matched, there's no way to guess who will come out with the upper hand here! Shadowlove with the extra leverage of height, but Kingston's lower center of gravity is a perfect counter!
Gravedigger: Kingston backs 'Love up, but Shadow stops his forward momentum and now it's Shadowlove forcing Damien Kingston backward!
Jimmy Garcia: But wait! Kingston's fighting it... he's starting to get the advantage again.
Gravedigger: Headbutt from Shadow and now Kingston is reeling. Shadowlove capitalizes on the advantage, grabbing Kingston's wrist and slinging him toward the corner where Bonnie Blue waits! Shadowlove with a corner splash!
Jimmy Garcia: And a quick tag to Bonnie Blue! The pair of them lay boots to a slumped Damien Kingston while the ref gives them a four-count. Shadowlove exits the ring while the youngest Guardian takes over.
Gravedigger: Blue climbs the corner and drops a couple of hard elbows on a dazed Damien Kingston, then slaps the outstretched hand of her partner! They have isolated Kingston and are not letting up!
Jimmy Garcia: Shadow into the ring now, and Bonnie takes a run at the ropes, rebounding toward her partner! He catches her -- wheelbarrow! -- now he spins Bonnie onto his shoulder and takes a run at the corner, using Bonnie's knees as a battering ram!
Gravedigger: Blue out of the ring now and Shadow pulls Kingston out of the corner and simply drops him onto the canvas. Shadowlove with the pin!
ONE . . .
Jimmy Garcia: Broken up by a running knee from Hunter Updegraff! Shadowlove gets in Updegraff's face but Hunter steps away from him, shaking his head and pointing at Damien Kingston.
Gravedigger: Who is, in fact, still the legal man! Shadowlove reaches down for a handful of Kingston's hair, a wicked smirk on his face -- and eats a back elbow as Kingston comes back to life! Damien rushes toward his own corner while a dazed Shadowlove tries to shake off the cobwebs.
Jimmy Garcia: He makes the tag and here comes the Party Train!
Gravedigger: WOOOOOO-WOOOOO!
Jimmy Garcia: Shadow looking to lock up with Hunter, but Updegraff isn't having any of that! Trading fists now, and a surprise European uppercut leaves Shadowlove seeing stars! Can Hunter capitalize?
Gravedigger: He's sure as hell going to try, Jimmy! Hunter charging at Shadowlove -- but Shadow catches him with a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker! Now Shadowlove applying a cobra clutch.
Jimmy Garcia: That's going to spell trouble for Hunter Updegraff if he gets this locked in! The young rookie is fearless as hell, but he lacks the experience to escape this hold.
Gravedigger: Things are indeed looking grim for Hunter as the official is now checking on him. Updegraff refusing to tap, but how long can he hold out?
Jimmy Garcia: Here comes Damien Kingston!
Gravedigger: The referee stops him, but the distraction gives Updegraff the opening to power out of Shadowlove's grip! Kingston and Updegraff appear to finally be on the same page as the two of them take it to the Handsome Half-Breed!
Jimmy Garcia: Bonnie Blue on the outside, trying to decide what to do... but not for long! Bonnie climbs the ropes and leaps into the fray! IT'S CHAOS IN THE RING!
Gravedigger: Hunter and Shadowlove are the legal men, but the referee has his hands full with all four competitors slugging it out!
Jimmy Garcia: Miss Miyamoto lends a hand, grabbing Damien Kingston by the ankle and pulling on his leg. He breaks free and turns his attention to her, abandoning his partner to Bonnie and Shadowlove as Kingston pursues Miyamoto at ringside!
Gravedigger: Twins Kyodai and Shatei -- the bodyguard duo known as Black Rain -- have her back; and the Man of Liberty better get his head back in this game!
Jimmy Garcia: Meanwhile, Shadowlove and Bonnie Blue are taking full advantage with a double whip to the ropes! They brace for the rebound -- but Updegraff holds on! It's Bonnie with a running clothesline...
Gravedigger: And she spills to the outside as Hunter yanks down on that top rope! Now it's back down to the two legal men in the ring! Shadowlove's turn to charge at Updegraff -- but Hunter has him scouted and wraps him up for a massive SPINEBUSTER!
Jimmy Garcia: A little showboating from Updegraff as he waits for Shadow to get up to his hands and knees -- and a big boot that sends the Handsome One back to the canvas! Here's the cover!
ONE . . .
TWO . . .
Gravedigger: Kickout by Shadowlove -- he's still got plenty of gas in the tank. 'Love back on his feet and now calling for that test of strength again. Hunter takes him up on it...
Jimmy Garcia: Just to get close enough for a headbutt! Shadowlove staggers away from him, shaking his head. Updegraff in pursuit -- BIONIC ELBOW! The Handsome Half-Breed looks pleased with himself as he struts backward toward his own corner and raises one hand.
Gravedigger: Bonnie Blue slaps his hand and climbs onto the turnbuckle as Shadow slips out to the apron. She waits for Updegraff to turn in her direction, and... DIVING HURRICANRANA off the top! A quick pin from the Time Witch!
ONE . . .
Jimmy Garcia: Updegraff gets the shoulder up and tosses Bonnie off him! With a nearly hundred pound difference in weight, it's going to take more than that to keep Hunter down!
Gravedigger: Both athletes to a vertical base now and they're staring each other down. Blue with a spinning backfist -- blocked! Updegraff throws a haymaker of his own and she ducks under his reach to run for the ropes -- springboard moonsault!
Jimmy Garcia: Another cover, but a kickout before the ref can even begin the count! Updegraff up again and wraps Bonnie in a waistlock -- she grabs his finger and pulls herself free, slipping behind him for a sleeper attempt... Updegraff just lifts her up and throws her over his shoulder!
Gravedigger: Hunter Updegraff now reaching down to pick her up again and it looks like Bonnie's had One Too Many as Hunter drops her with a savage lifting DDT!
Jimmy Garcia: Shadowlove, on the outside, looks worried as he tugs on the tag rope -- and in the opposite corner, Damien Kingston is practically begging for a tag!
Gravedigger: Updegraff gives it to him! As the Daughter of Time gets up again, Kingston is right there to greet her with a forearm strike! He lifts her up -- BACKBREAKER into a Russian leg sweep! Damien Kingston just sent a message to the UCI locker room with that one -- he will NOT be disrespected any longer!
Jimmy Garcia: Kingston with a handful of Bonnie's hair, pulling her to her feet... Half-Nelson suplex! Cover!
ONE . . .
TWO . . .
THR --
Gravedigger: A kickout by the Time Witch at the last possible second! Kingston slaps the mat in frustration, and I don't blame him.
Jimmy Garcia: Kingston manhandling the Daughter of Time -- but she responds with a quick forearm and makes a run for her corner to tag in Shadowlove!
Shadowlove gets tagged in and already enters the ring. Kingston gets kicked in the gut until Shadowlove takes his head under his armpit. A quick jump down on his spike and he spikes Kingston’s head on the mat with the finishing Implant DDT.
Gravedigger: THE DARK GIFT! THAT CRAZY DDT NEARLY KILLED HIM! HERE IS THE PIN ATTEMPT!
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Two!
Three!
Ding Ding Ding!
Taylor Lorde: Here are you winners, Bonnie Blue and Shadowlove!
Jimmy Garcia: What a crazy match! |
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Post by Results on Mar 23, 2017 0:37:50 GMT -6
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Post by Results on Mar 23, 2017 0:41:26 GMT -6
Helltownian Strap Match Cordelia Malice vs Petrov 2.0
Taylor Lorde: Ladies and Gentlemen, next up is our main event.
Gravedigger: Petrov demanded that he say that.
Taylor Lorde: The following match will be contested under Helltownian Strap Match Rules, meaning the two participants will be strapped together by the wrist and the only way to win is to touch each turnbuckle consecutively without being taken to the mat whilst doing so.
Jimmy Garcia: Originally going to be contested under “Fuck You Mean Hometown, You Hometownian strap match rules as declared by Guest GM Drake 2 weeks ago, Shaquille O’Neal has changed it to Helltownian Strap Match Rules and I have to say that I agree with the call. Why don’t you tell us the difference between a Helltownian Strap Match and a Fuck you mean hometown, You hometownian Strap Match, Digger?
Gravedigger: Well basically the difference is that the protagonist is from Helltown rather than the other one.
Jimmy Garcia: Fascinating.
Taylor Lorde: Introducing first, from Fuck You Mean Hometown, You Hometown… Apparently it’s a real place. PETROV 2.0!
Jimmy Garcia: He was pieced together by Soviet Nationals and put back under the UCI’s care. Quite an impressive feat.
Taylor Lorde: And his opponent, from Helltown, Ohio… CORDELIA MALICE!
Gravedigger: This hot piece of ass just had a sex tape leaked…
Jimmy Garcia: That was someone else. They kinda look alike.
Gravedigger: Well I wish it was her then. Anyway, she’s been feuding with Petrov for nearly 2 months now. She thinks people give a shit about it, but they don’t. I for one am glad it’s done and I’m excited to see her move on to bigger and better things… like she did in that third sex tape…
Jimmy Garcia: Again… someone else.
The referee places the strap on Petrov then the other end on Cordelia. She tugs at it to make sure it is tight.
Jimmy Garcia: the referee making sure to put the strap on Cordelia…
Gravedigger: I thought it was just a regular dil…
Jimmy Garcia: DIFFERENT PERSON!
The referee calls for the bell and the match begins. Before it can even start Petrov rushes towards Cordelia and crushes her into the corner. He takes the strap and strangles her with it. The referee admonishes Petrov but he has no legal recourse to stop. She struggles until she can’t any longer and drops to the mat and out of the ring. Petrov, proud of choking an unsuspecting woman to near death, slaps the first turnbuckle.
He walks on over and slaps the second one, then he can’t quite reach the third one with Malice on the outside of the ring.
Gravedigger: I’ve never seen someone use a strap so effectively. Cordelia Malice had no idea what to expect coming into this match apparently. Petrov 2.0 is a master of strap matches.
Jimmy Garcia: Well apparently not too much, he let her drop to the outside. He should have known he wouldn’t be able to reach.
Petrov stalks his victim towards the ring but Malice has already recovered. She runs full speed around the corner, using the ring post as a fulcrum and drops Petrov to the floor and he hits hard against the concrete below. She then runs towards him and delivers a dropkick through the ropes hitting Petrov hard on the face.
She turns around and delivers the same running dropkick through the ropes to untangle the strap. Then she tosses Petrov into the ring.
Jimmy Garcia: Now THAT’S a master of a strap!
Gravedigger: I thought you said it was a different person!
She rolls into the ring after Petrov who hits that third turnbuckle. She pulls him back and then whips him into the final one. Petrov hits hard but then raises his hand in the air victorious!
Gravedigger: What an idiot!
Jimmy Garcia: Don’t say that…
Gravedigger: She GAVE him the match. She put him into the final turnbuckle.
Jimmy Garcia: Not quite. The rules clearly state that one a competitor is taken to the ground the count resets. Petrov thinks he won but in fact he’s only hit two consecutively, and that vicious lariat clothesline sends him down resetting the count once more.
Gravedigger: Well, Fiddlesticks.
Malice wraps the strap around the throat of Petrov, turns around and delivers Divine Malice on Petrov. She turns and holds and locks on her Twisted Malice submission as she arches her back up. Petrov struggles, taps, but like with Petrov earlier, she has no legal recourse to let go and she chokes him until he is passed out.
However, Petrov is in the middle of the ring and Malice walks over to the first turnbuckle and slaps it. She walks over to the second one and slaps that one, same with ease to the third one. She walks towards the fourth one and is just out of reach.
Gravedigger: The bitch won’t be able to do it.
Jimmy Garcia: Never count a woman out…
Malice drags the lifeless body of Petrov over to the final turnbuckle and slaps it finally attaining victory after a hard fought battle.
Taylor Lorde: And your winner… CORDELIA MALICE!
Gravedigger: The bitch did it, who would have thought that someone so lackadaisical in her attitude would have such success in such a short amount of time.
Jimmy Garcia: Who’s that?
A figure is seen running through the crowd as Petrov is removed from his side of the strap and rolled out of the ring. As Cordelia turns around, strap still attached to her arm, she is blindsided by this hooded figured who is revealed by his hood flapping back.
Gravedigger: It’s Ray Burnett!
Jimmy Garcia: He was pinned by Malice just 2 weeks ago in relatively short order. He must be looking to exact revenge.
Gravedigger: Well he’s getting more than he bargained for.
Malice takes the initial onslaught before whipping the strap and sending Burnett back before charging at him and putting in some blows of her own. But where Ray Burnett is someone doesn’t follow too far behind.
Jimmy Garcia: Here comes DeMarcus Jordan, the UCI Television Champion!
Gravedigger: 2 on 1 now. The odds are not in Malice’s favor.
Jimmy Garcia: She was doing her best to keep up but the numbers game has really gotten to her now.
Demarcus starts pounding on Malice’s back then grabs the strap and starts choking her with it. He holds her open and Burnett gives some free shots to the midsection. They drop her to the ground and place the straps over her throat and stand on either side of it. She struggles to get free but it is too tight, and it seems the more she struggles the tighter it gets.
DeMarcus Jordan: You think I forgot what you did to me at Infinity. You cost me my shot. I would have won the whole thing if you didn’t cheap shot me during my match, bitch! But if there’s one thing you should know about me, it’s that NOTHING goes unpunished. I waited until the right time, and what better time to assault you then while facing the same guy I was facing when you assaulted me.
Malice shouts ‘fuck you’ muffled under her constraints as Jordan drops his knees on her shoulders. He fiddles around with his belt before getting creepily close to her face.
DeMarcus Jordan: I could have my way with you right here, right now in front of all these people if I wanted to, Cordelia. You wouldn’t be able to do anything about it and none of these pandering ‘fans’ would do anything about it either.
He leans back up.
DeMarcus Jordan: But fuck that. You’re fucking nasty. I wouldn’t touch you with his dick! But if you think this is over your dead fucking wrong. The fun has JUST begun…
He leans over her again and starts to drool a huge drop of saliva. She struggles and turns her head before he grabs her nose and holds her head straight forcing her to open her mouth as the drop falls right into her mouth. She spits it right back out into his face before he open hands slaps her across hers.
He gets to his feet and looks down at Cordelia. She tries to get up but he kicks her back down. He and Burnett laugh as they play this game of cat and mouse with her trying to escape before she simply lay on her back staring up at her assailants defeated.
Jordan exits the ring followed by Burnett as Cordelia gets to her feet as fast as she can in defiance. She rubs the small trail of blood off of her lip and stares at the two gang members backs as they exit ringside area.
Jimmy Garcia: What a heinous and unnecessary attack.
Gravedigger: They’ve got a point. She attacked Jordan for no reason at Infinity other than him being in the wrong place at the wrong time for her personal feelings. If she was to get away with that what kind of message would Jordan be sending to the rest of the roster?’
Jimmy Garcia: That people make mistakes and forgiveness is a virtue. He’s the Television Champion, he’s got to stand for something.
Gravedigger: He’s not just a champion, but THE best TV Champ that UCI has ever seen. He stands for himself. That’s how he got where he is and THAT’S how he’ll stay there. |
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Post by Results on Mar 23, 2017 0:45:12 GMT -6
Tag Team Match Teo Del Sol/Andre Jenson vs Psychopomp/NegaSoniK
A shredding guitar riff of Bonnie Tyler's “I need a hero” starts as the Jonathan Young metal cover hits full gear, the crowd explodes, knowing that the music signals the arrival of…
Gravedigger: Ugh..these goofs.
The Two Gents! Teo del Sol and Andre Jenson appear on the ramp, calling out in unison “Bump with Honour!” as they turn towards each other and share a very manly fist bump.
The crowd roars with excitement as they walk to the ring, shaking hands and bumping fists along the way, they storm their way into the ring and hold their hands aloft proudly, awaiting their opponents this week.
Jimmy Garcia: And what opponents they have this week, as the brotherhood-
Jimmy is cut off as the song “Bad Blood” begins echoing, the crowd boos, recognizing the tag team champion’s music. The two appear on the ramp, looking for all the world like they just won the lottery. After a few brief moments, they make their way around the ring, all the while under the suspicious eye of the gents, then quietly stand by the commentary booth.
Saint Remi: Room for one more?
Jimmy Garcia: I didn’t see anything about this in the program.
Kraven Killjoy: Screw the program. Those two want to commentate on our matches? Well what’s good for the goose is good for the gander.
Saint Remi: And take a gander at the greatest tag team in the world while you’re at it. I figured as long as we’re at it, we might as well add greatest commentary team to our resumes as well.
Gravedigger: Works for me, I’ll be in the can.
Jimmy Garcia: Where are you goi-hey! Don’t leave me with them!
Kraven Killjoy: Shut up Jimmy, this is how it’s gonna be.
Jimmy Garcia: Oh dear…
“Change” by the Deftones finally comes in, signaling the arrival of the brotherhood. Their representatives Negasonik and the Rising Stars Champion Psychopomp step through the curtain, cocky grins on their faces. They mockingly bump fists with one another, eliciting a cascade of boos, but they wave off the negativity and walk down the ramp. In response, the gents turn and bump fists, this time resulting in a titanic cheer.
Pomp and Negasonik are rather annoyed by the crowd reaction, but they continue staring down their opponents as they make their way to the ring, finally though, they climb the apron and hold their hands over their heads proudly. The referee signals for each team to choose a starter and calls for the bell.
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Teo and Negasonik are the first in the ring, and Teo steps forward with his hands extended, offering to tie up in a test of strength. Negasonik seems to consider, but leans forward to grasp hands.
But it turns out to be a ruse, and he grabs Teo with a side headlock! He sprints forward to turn it into a bulldog, but Teo manages to keep his feet, running alongside him! They make it all the way to the corner where Psychopomp slaps Negasonik with a blind tag! Teo turns and finally manages to slide Negasonik off with an emphatic burst, and Negasonik responds by baseball sliding under the bottom rope. Teo looks on in confusion as Psychopomp drills him from behind with a running knee to the back!
Jimmy Garcia: Psychopomp taking advantage of NegaSonik’s distraction!
Kraven Killjoy: I could have dodged it better.
Saint Remi: Just like you could do everything Teo does better, buddy!
Teo is down on one knee and Psychopomp grabs him by the mask and slams him down! Teo barely has time to collide with the canvas before his opponent grabs onto him! Teo tries to sit up but he only ends up offering his back to Pomp, who locks in a tight sleeper hold! Jenson signals to the crowd, who begin cheering for the luchador! Pomp’s hold is tight, but Teo seems to become invigorated by the crowd, and he pushes down on the mat, turning and slowly making his way to his feet!
Jimmy Garcia: Teo has quite a bit left in the tank it seems!
Kraven Killjoy: Such pitiful crowd pandering.
Teo struggles mightily to make it across the ring, where Jenson has his hand outstretched, placing one foot in front of the other! Each step he makes leads to a resounding cheer, as inch by inch he get closer!
Jimmy Garcia: He’s going to make it!
No! Suddenly Negasonik springs into the ring, grabbing his own partner and pulling Teo back! Though the referee quickly forces Negasonik back to his corner, the damage has been done and Teo is now trapped once more in the middle of the ring. Jenson looks furiously at Negasonik, but Negasonik holds his hands up in mock innocence.
Saint Remi: How dare Andre Jenson get mad at someone for good teamwork!
Jimmy Garcia: Come on, that was a blatant double team!
Kraven Killjoy: It’s only a crime if you get caught, Jimmy.
Teo is now in dire straits, far away from his corner, with little options left and the hold synched in deep, he begins crawling towards the ropes. Psychopomp responds by rolling him over into a crossface chinlock! Teo’s back arches in pain as the hold is synched in, but it’s all he can do to keep crawling forward, keep forcing himself towards the corner.
Psychopomp seems to realize how close to the ropes he is, and decides to abandon the hold, instead laying into the luchador with several closed-fist shots to the face! The referee is quick to break up the hold, and warns Psychopomp about the illegal technique. Psychopomp makes a great show of showing the referee that his hands weren’t completely closed, and Negasonik takes advantage of the distraction to throw himself through the ropes and begin choking del Sol! Jenson has finally seen enough and erupts out of the corner, but Negasonik sees him coming and rolls free just in time!
Kraven Killjoy: Good hustle, Sonik!
Unfortunately, the referee now turns around to see Andre Jenson standing in the middle of the ring. Jenson throws his hands up in apology as the ref forces him back into his corner.
But as the ref’s back is turned, Sonik and Pomp both begin stomping on the helpless Teo! Jenson sees the double team and tries to push past the ref, but he only ends up creating a further distraction! Negasonik jumps out to the corner just as the referee finally turns his back and Psychopomp quickly grabs a pinfall!
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2!
No! Teo manages to get a shoulder up, though whether or not he has anything left in the tank remains to be seen. Psychopomp slowly waits for him to crawl to his feet, then runs off of the rope to prepare for a missile dropkick!
Saint Remi: Get the tooth fairy on the phone!
But no! Teo manages to jump back, causing Psychopomp to fall backfirst on to the mat! To make matters worse for the Rising Stars Champion, Teo grabs outstretched legs, and leans backwards for a slingshot! Pomp ricochets off of the ropes, and walks right into a schoolboy pin!
1!
2!
No! Pomp manages to kick out emphatically, but Teo is on a roll, he runs and bounces off the ropes to set up for a flying forearm!
But Pomp drops to the ground, dodging the move!
But wait! Teo miraculously manages to keep his feet!
He uses the momentum to ricochet off the opposite rope, setting up for-
No! Negasonik grabs the Luchador by the mask, taking his legs out from under him! He slams into the mat in a heap as the referee goes to berate Negasonik!
But while the ref is distracted, Pomp begins choking Teo in the middle of the ring! The referee turns to break up the hold, but while he’s distracted with Pomp, Negasonik slips through the ropes and boots Teo in the side of the head!
Kraven Killjoy: And these guys call themselves a tag team?
Psychopomp shoves his way past the referee, disregarding any infractions, the two grab Teo and whip him into the ropes!
Jimmy Garcia: I think this will be all she wrote!
Negasonik flapjacks Teo up and Psychopomp-
No! Teo manages to break free, rolling out of the way of Psychopomp’s incoming superkick! Psychopomp ends up accidentally striking Negasonik, who stumbles backwards comically as Teo makes one last forceful move to the corner!
Saint Remi and Kraven Killjoy: No!
Jimmy Garcia: Yes!
He tags in Andre Jenson! Jenson roars out of the corner with a head of steam, taking Psychopomp immediately out with a lariat! Negasonik is through the ropes but Jenson quickly clotheslines him immediately over the top rope! Psychopomp tries to come forward, but Jenson sends a spinning heel kick into his midsection!
Jimmy Garcia: Andre Jenson has been waiting all match for this, and he’s going to make it count!
Negasonik is stunned on the apron, and Jenson Irish whips Psychopomp right into him! He is sent off of the apron and crashes near the announce table!
Kraven Killjoy: Alright, I’ve seen enough of this.
Saint Remi: You took the words right out of my mouth, buddy.
Andre Jenson turns to the now waiting Teo, and Irish whips Psychopomp. Pomp bounces off the ropes and as he runs forward Andre Jenson and Teo each slam a fist into the sides of his head!
Jimmy Garcia: The Fist Bump! Hey, wait, where are you guys going?
Crowd: Bump with honour!
Andre Jenson covers Psychopomp as Teo counts along with the audience!
1!
2!
3!
No! Right as the referee’s hand is about to come down, Kraven Killjoy and Saint Remi hit the ring, stomping on Jenson and breaking up the pinfall! Teo turns and tries to intervene as the referee calls for the bell!
Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding!
All four men are brawling now, a flurry of fists as the tag team champions take the exhausted Gents! Remi slams Jenson into the turnbuckle with authority as Teo tries to force Kraven over the rope! Jenson is stunned, and the pair grab Teo and lift him up for-
Jimmy Garcia: The Killing Joke!
No! Teo manages to strike Kraven on the way up and break free! Saint Remi pushes Teo against the ropes but Jenson is free now, and shoves Kraven out of the way!
Jimmy Garcia: It looks like the gents are turning the tables! They’re going to hit the Fist Bump on Remi!
Just as they Irish whip the tag team champion however, Kraven appears out of seemingly nowhere to strike Teo from behind with the tag team championship! Jenson turns angrily but Kraven tosses the second belt to Remi, who blindsides Jenson with it! The pair are left barely conscious as the tag team champions stand over them, looking rather satisfied.
Jimmy Garcia: Well, the two gents may have gotten the win this week, but it’s hard to say that they are walking out as the victors.
Gravedigger: Hey, what did I miss?
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Post by Results on Mar 23, 2017 0:45:53 GMT -6
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Post by Results on Mar 23, 2017 0:50:14 GMT -6
Co-Main Event Andre Holmes vs Saint Remi
The Bryant-Denny Stadium is pretty hectic for the co-main event featuring two men who has a lot of hatred for the other. Tuscaloosa, Alabama is going to be the witness to this crazy co-main event. Remi has spent time antagonizing Andre who is hellbent on breaking every bone in his body. We cut to Jimmy Garcia and Gravedigger ready to call the action for this match.
Jimmy Garcia: We’ve now arrived to the co-main event. This has been a long time in the making, patiently endured by the fans. Monday Night Overload shall be a great moment between Andre Holmes facing off against Saint Remi.
Gravedigger: Yeah! Now Saint Remi can beat Andre Holmes and get him out of his way to save his own life. Andre is an asshole, Remi truly loves Bonnie and has little time to live. Just leave him the FUCK alone! Can’t a man deserve happiness?!
Jimmy Garcia: Saint Remi disrespected Andre on multiple occasions. He uses the timed death as an excuse to constantly harass him. How would Remi react if Andre followed on his promise and tore every limb out of Remi’s body?
Gravedigger: All I know is Saint Remi is ten times smarter than Andre Holmes. He obviously is playing on his emotions and using it to throw him off his game. Saint Remi is going to beat Andre Holmes, knock him down a few pegs then save his own skin by getting it in with Bonnie.
The camera cuts back to Taylor Lorde standing in the center of the ring wearing her signature blue dress and black heels. She gets the cue from production to begin with the match introductions.
Ding Ding Ding!
Taylor Lorde: Ladies and Gentlemen! This is our co-main event of the evening and it is scheduled for one fall!
“Enemies” by Shinedown starts playing around the arena already sparking a thunderous blow of boo’s coming to the stage. Saint Remi cockily struts his way from the backstage spreading his arms wide to the array of insults thrown at him; That smirk on his face says it all. He stands center stage welcoming the haters who empower him to be the asshole he always is.
Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Remi marches down the entrance path avoiding the fans behind the barricade stretching their hands out to touch him. He pats the Tag Team Championship belt around his waist, heavily confident this match will be in his favor. As Remi approaches the apron, he slides on his right knee to the turnbuckles then leans back on them smiling into the camera lens.
Taylor Lorde: Introducing first! Hailing from Charlotte, North Carolina! At six feet, one inch tall, weighing in at 221 pounds. He is one half of the UCI Tag Team Champions, Saint Remi!
Wearing purple and black The Miz like attire with a white demon face on the crotch of the trunks and Saint Remi on the back in white letters. He gets inside the ring then walks around holding that championship belt in his hand. Remi looks around to the booing Alabama fans at ringside; Very pleased he’s getting the chance to put an end to Andre’s ego.
Jimmy Garcia: Saint Remi and Kraven Killjoy defeated The Guardians to become the new UCI Tag Team Champions. However, the final Guardian who has been the true roadblock in Remi’s path to life is Andre Holmes. He has harassed him and avoided him at all costs but now will he back up on his words?
Once his music fades away, the young Tag Team Champion hands his belt to a ringside member and finds refuge in his corner. Saint Remi leans back against the corner turnbuckles ignoring the raving crowd cheering for his opponent.
Gravedigger: Look at that star studded smile! Saint Remi obviously has this match won in his head and he’s the smarter fighter than Andre Holmes. He’s got this in the bag!
The entire arena falls into darkness as the popular guitar riff begins playing. Grey colored video clips of Andre Holmes preparing backstage are shown on the titantron. “Relentless” by New Years Day officially starts cuing the lights to flash and dance around the audience while a giant spotlight highlights Andre Holmes wearing that leather hoodie hanged over his head. Eyes directed to Saint Remi.
Crowd: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
He makes his way down the entrance path fully focused on Saint Remi. Andre ignores the cue to do the lone wolf stance as the lyrics passes by. Instead, he takes off his hoodie and immediately charges into the ring until Saint Remi jumps out through the ropes. The referee holds Andre back while Remi wags his finger prolonging the match to begin.
Taylor Lorde: Introducing his opponent! Hailing from Houston, Texas! At five feet, nine inches tall, weighing in at 201 pounds. He is “Relentless” Andre Holmes!
Wearing a simple black, and red design underwear with a long sleeve black arm wear covering his right forearm with "Holmes" engraved in red across it. His MMA gloves sponsored by tap-out representing his striking background. Along with that, "Relentless" is tattooed down his spine, and his black knee pads are custom-made with his insignia of his graphically designed initials on each pad. Finally, his leg padding covers the lower part of his legs, and his boots are striped in red, and black together.
Gravedigger: HA! See?! Andre Holmes can’t even perform his entrance right at the sight of Saint Remi! Remi is trolling and controlling him via mental warfare. There’s no way he’ll beat Saint Remi tonight, it’s always amazing to watch his ego get knocked down a peg!
Saint Remi slowly gets inside the ring while Andre is forced to remain in his corner. Once his music fades, he holds each side of the top rope looking like a raging bull. Saint Remi keeps enjoying his spare time mocking and mouthing off to Andre; The Alabama crowd in full support of the Relentless Athlete.
Jimmy Garcia: Can you blame him? Saint Remi thought he could escape Andre Holmes but now this is the ultimate test if he can back his words. Andre’s going to use every second to make Saint Remi suffer the most excruciating pain this world knows. Let’s get this match underway!
Ding Ding Ding!
Andre bursts out of the corner only to get blockaded by the referee as Remi leans in and out of the ropes. Due to the rules of the match, he’s safe there until he is ready to wrestle. His opponent keeps pacing back and forth in the middle of the ring waiting for Remi to step up. Remi obliges by leaving the ropes until rolling out of the ring to piss Andre off even more.
Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! PUSSY! PUSSY! PUSSY!
One!
The referee begins the count but Andre doesn’t give a shit. He leaves the ring then goes on a chase with Saint Remi around the ring. Remi leaves him on a chase, waiting for the right time to strike.
Two!
Remi slides into the ring leaving Andre to slide in afterwards. This time, Andre enters into the ring to a barrage of stomps raining down from above then followed by a storm of Clubbing Blows into the back. Remi backs off with his arms spread out, laughing at Andre who is slowly getting back up to his feet.
Gravedigger: TOLD YOU! Remi knows exactly what he’s doing. It’s that kind of intellectual thinking that gets you far in this business. Not raging brute strength!
He charges into the ropes then rebounds only to get Speared into the canvas. Andre asserts the mount position and starts blowing his guarded head with hammers fists and elbows shots. Remi manages to slither out into a corner where he stands up only to get blasted by an Avalanche crushing his body. There Andre continues on his full out assault, blowing him with boxing combinations.
Crowd: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Jimmy Garcia: This is what Andre has waited for so long! Look at him waste no second to make Remi pay for all the insults and games he played with him! Oh, Remi just ate a big left hand to the face!
A huge Corner Lariat digs into the chest of the Tag Team Champion that leaves him seated in the corner. Being in that vulnerable position is the worst predicament, Andre charges into the opposing corner then rebounds off the turnbuckles to finish the sequence with a Corner Knee burying into his face. Remi’s head snaps back from the blow until he rolls out of the ring again.
Crowd: OOOOOOOH!
Gravedigger: “Trapped In The Corner” by Andre Holmes! He’s trying to ruin the date between him and Bonnie Blue! What a selfish prick!
One!
Remi drops to ringside and covers his face. He really wanted to look beautiful for Bonnie Blue after Overload but that might be in jeopardy. Andre drops down to ringside after leaving the ring forcing Remi to crawl backwards in fear.
Two!
Jimmy Garcia: Saint Remi may have bit off a lot more than he could chew. He needs to find a way to get out of Andre’s path of destruction or else his career may end before his time.
Three!
Four!
Andre grabs onto his opponent’s head before bashing it against the edge of the announce table. Remi keeps walking away until suffering another Roundhouse Kick into his chest. Another kick into the chest puts him away near the corner post. When he unleashes that final kick, Remi ducks under thus letting flesh lose against steel.
Crowd: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!
Jimmy Garcia: Oh my God! Remi ducked under the kick and Andre hit the steel post full force with it. He could have shattered every bone in his leg with that blow.
Five!
Six!
Remi slides into the ring believing Andre can’t go on. The blow to the steel post was pretty loud, so loud that some of the audience members believed the match was over. Andre is rolling back and forth on the ringside mat clutching his right knee but he notices the count so he starts crawling.
Seven!
Crowd: ANDRE HOLMES! ANDRE HOLMES! ANDRE HOLMES! ANDRE HOLMES!
Eight!
Gravedigger: HE’S DONE! YES! SAINT REMI IS GONNA WIN VIA COUNTOUT!
Nine!
Andre rolls under the bottom rope and Remi wastes little time grabbing the right leg before dragging him into the center of the ring. He starts a chain reaction of back to back Elbow Drops down on that targeted right knee, constantly bashing it with the intention of breaking it. The final Elbow Drop lands down against the knee joint, Andre yells out in pain.
Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Gravedigger: Can we add limb targeting the masterful tactics of Saint Remi? What an amazing fellow.
Remi gets back up with the right leg in his grasp then DDT’s the leg on the mat to try and snap the joints out of place. Andre leans screaming at the top of his lungs before Saint hooks up that same leg for the first pin attempt of the match.
One!
Tw-
Andre kicks out and Remi stands on his knees beside him. He slaps Andre on the head then drags him over to the ropes where he ties his leg with the bottom rope. It adds more leverage and pain to the submission but the referee has to begin the count.
One!
Two!
Three!
Four!
Remi lets go as instructed before dropping another Elbow into the exposed leg. He picks up Andre afterwards before kicking him into the ribs to bend him over. There Remi runs into the ropes then rebounds to drive a Running Knee into his temple where Andre spins around to have his back facing him. Remi takes the neck from behind and plants it on the mat with a hard Neckbreaker!
Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Jimmy Garcia: Ever since Andre’s right leg slammed against the steel post, Saint Remi has been hounding on that targeted leg like a dog to a bone. A beautiful combination of a Running Knee to the temple followed by a quick Neckbreaker. Here is the pin attempt!
One!
Two!
Andre kicks out yet again which ignites the Alabama crowd to cheer on his side. Remi sits up frustrated that Andre refuses to die down. He changes his tactics by getting on his feet and tying the right leg into his own. One good wink into the camera and the legendary Figure Four Leg Lock is applied in the center of the ring.
Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Gravedigger: FIGURE FOUR LEGLOCK! HE’S LOCKED IN THE CENTER OF THE RING! TAP ANDRE, IT’S ABOUT TIME YOU BECOME THE BITCH! BITCH!
Saint Remi is leaning back and wrenching as much as he can on the targeted leg. His opponent is moving back and dragging their combined body weight to the ropes. Remi is shaking his head, he wants to make Andre tap; It would be a great achievement in his career.
Crowd: PLEASE DON’T TAP! PLEASE DON’T TAP! PLEASE DON’T TAP!
Andre stretches his hand out, fingers almost touching the bottom rope. Remi increases the pain by punching that injured leg making it harder for Andre to fight back. The Relentless warrior fulfills his promise, he grabs the bottom rope securing a safe haven temporarily as the referee begins the rope break count.
One!
Two!
Three!
Four!
Remi releases the hold. He’s really frustrated about Andre’s resiliency in a high stakes match. He grabs Andre by that ankle but Holmes springs back up to his feet hopping on the other leg. Andre tries to throws shots to the face but Remi leans back laughing his ass off; He spins his opponent leaving the Relentless opponent to leap off his left leg and land a Pele Kick.
Crowd: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!
Jimmy Garcia: PELE KICK! That’s one of the game changing moves in Andre’s moveset!
Andre lands down on his chest then Remi crashes down face first on the canvas. The two men are having pain their targeted areas while Andre crawls over to the ropes. He uses the top rope to help him balance on the mat while Saint Remi shakes off the rust. With both men back on their feet, Andre may have the limp but it doesn’t stop him from dropping Remi down with a Running Clothesline.
Gravedigger: NO! NO! NO! This is complete horseshit!
Remi gets back up and gets knocked down again. When he rises back onto his feet, he eats a vicious Rolling Elbow knocking him into the ropes. The spring sends him back into Andre Holmes who ducks under the right arm then hugs him from behind to smash him on the back of his head with a vicious German Suplex. Adding the bridge, the referee slides down to count the pin!
One!
Two!
No! Remi kicks out as well showing his resiliency in the match. The moment he stands on his knees, Andre starts firing back to back Roundhouse Kicks with the left leg. Remi is getting up lit up in the chest, having barely enough energy to stand. Off the final kick, Andre steps back and takes a moment to recover but attempts a Tornado Kick to finish off the sequence.
Gravedigger: DUCK REMI DUCK!
It’s almost like Gravedigger was controlling Saint Remi. He ducked under the right leg then gets up to dig his thumb into his eyes. Andre falls back into a corner then Remi charges into him before leaping off the mat. One great clothesline makes his opponent walk forward then collapse onto his back. After that blow, Remi starts climbing up to the top rope.
Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Jimmy Garcia: Saint Remi with his dirty tactics has taken control of the match again. He will do anything and everything to him. Oh wow, what an asshole. Copying Andre’s pose on the turnbuckles before we see that Elbow Drop.
Exactly. Remi pisses off the fans at ringside devoted to Andre Holmes by doing the lone wolf pose on the second turnbuckle. He stands on the top rope looking down at the feeble Andre before leaping off top rope to land that Diving Elbow Drop. Andre switches his legs and catches his right arm exposed thus locking in the traditional Armbar Submission.
Crowd: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Jimmy Garcia: THE ARMBAR! THE ARMBAR, IT’S LOCKED IN! WILL SAINT REMI TAP OUT TO THE BLACK BELT BRAZILIAN JIU JITSU OPPONENT?!
The armbar is locked in and very deep to the point where the shoulder can be ripped out. Instead of fighting to get out of the submission, Remi bites down on the exposed leg. Andre let's go and holds onto it leaving Remi to stand up shocked how he could counter his famous Diving Elbow Drop.
Gravedigger: PERFECT COUNTER TO ANY SUBMISSION! AMAZING!
Remi has had enough; He charges across the canvas then slides down it to land a vicious Knee Strike destroying Andre’s temple. After hitting the signature move, Andre rolls halfway into the center of the ring where Remi jumps onto his chest for the pin attempt!
Gravedigger: THE STARMARKER! THIS COULD BE OVER, GOODBYE ANDRE!
One!
Two!
Thre-
Noooooo! Andre kicks out of the pin attempt and the look on Remi’s face says it all. He sits up nearly ripping the hair out of his head, slapping the canvas in content frustration and even argues with the referee about the call. Andre on the other hand is fighting to stand up but Remi stalks him from behind with the intention of ending this match.
Crowd: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! ANDRE! ANDRE! ANDRE!
Jimmy Garcia: After all that has been done to him, Andre Holmes remains in this match! This is why he’s one of the greatest athletes to ever step foot in the ring, a man with no reason to quit!
Andre gets back on his feet then Remi interlocks his arms from behind in a Full Nelson. He sweeps the leg but Andre uses that momentum to roll forward on the canvas. He’s back up to his feet while Remi stands on his knees; The perfect opening to Thrust Kick Saint Remi in the chin. The strike is heard around the world, the bad leg put to use again. Remi falls back on the canvas nearly knocked out.
Crowd: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!
Jimmy Garcia: THRUST KICK! THRUST KICK! HE’S KNOCKED OUT!
Gravedigger: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! KICK OUT REMI! KICK OUT!!!
One!
Two!
Three!
Ding Ding Ding!
Crowd: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
“Relentless” by New Years Day plays and what a match that was. Andre gets help from the referee as he limps down on that right leg while Saint Remi is just starting to move. His hand gets raised, Andre smirks and limps back all the way to the ropes until he stops.
Gravedigger: BULLSHIT! FUCKING BULLSHIT!
Jimmy Garcia: After everything he endured by Saint Remi, Andre Holmes has gotten the last laugh for sure! Now Saint Remi will think twice to tease h- ANDRE NO! COME ON MAN!
His theme music ends when Andre leaps down onto Saint Remi and takes hold of his back. He mounts him from the top before unleashing a brutal Ground and Pound. Remi has to cover his head behind his arms as he eats punches from the top and elbows down the back of his head.
Gravedigger: WHAT DID I FUCKING SAY?! THIS GUY IS A MURDERER! HE’S TRYING TO KILL SAINT REMI!
Jimmy Garcia: WE NEED OFFICIALS OUT HERE NOW!
And so they come. Referees come rushing into the ring to restrain Andre off Saint Remi who leaves the ring before his body is torn into pieces. It takes a handful of officials to keep Andre in the ring but Remi backs up the ramp holding his face and makes a run for it.
Jimmy Garcia: Clearly these two have more tension than we thought. Andre Holmes may have scored the victory but didn’t get to fulfill his promise on obliterating Saint Remi. We’ll be back after this commercial break with our main event of Monday Night Overload! |
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Post by Results on Mar 23, 2017 0:52:00 GMT -6
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Post by Results on Mar 23, 2017 0:54:28 GMT -6
Main Event Damian Kaine vs Alex Richards
After the commercials are finished, we return back to the inside of the Bryant-Denny Stadium where the sold out crowd are excited for the main event. Former World Champion, Alex Richards, will be facing off against Damian Kaine. Tuscaloosa, Alabama can’t wait to so we cut to Gravedigger and Jimmy Garcia once again sat behind the commentary table.
Jimmy Garcia: Welcome back to Monday Night Overload and now here we are for the main event here in Tuscaloosa, Alabama! Damian Kaine will have a huge opportunity to beat a former UCI World Heavyweight Champion, Alex Richards.
Gravedigger: Good! Fuck Alex Richards and fuck The Guardians! They let me down last week on Monday Night Overload especially Alex who lost to my girl, Casey Holliday! Oh yes, I told you Casey was the true woman to be feared in UCI.
Jimmy Garcia: Damian Kaine has been looking forward to this opportunity. To beat a former World Champion in the main event would propel his career in UCI. Damian Kaine does not want to waste this opportunity but what can you do against an amazing athlete of The Guardians?
Gravedigger: Whatever, let’s go to the main event. I’m sick and tired of this Guardian shit!
Ding Ding Ding!
Taylor Lorde: Ladies and Gentlemen! This match is our main event of the evening and it is scheduled for one fall!
The opening guitar solo to I'm Not Like Everybody Else by the Kinks plays then Alex Richards steps through the curtain, his doctor's bag in one hand, a boot filled to the brim with Zim-Quila in the other. He chugs his drink then tosses the boot into the crowd before raising the title in the air to massive cheers.
Crowd: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
He then starts walking towards the ring a serious look on his face with a hint of a smile making it seem like he's probably putting it on, which he is. On the way to the ring he delivers his trademark hard high fives to the fans.
Taylor Lorde: Introducing first! Hailing from any place that needs pain, suffering, pills or Zim-Quilla! At six feet, four inches tall, weighing in at 325 pounds. He is “The King of Mass Confusion” Alex Richards!
Wearing a pair of black jeans and a orange t shirt with the slogan Drink Zim-Quila You Didn't Need Your Liver Anyways. He occasionally wears various colored ties to the ring as well depending on his mood.
Jimmy Garcia: Alex Richards is hoping to make a good comeback after suffering a harsh loss to Casey Holliday last week on Monday Night Overload. He’s looking to rebuild his momentum and continue on strong in his future here in UCI.
At least those brave enough to want them. He wanders around ringside talking to fans for a few minutes killing time before finally entering the ring. Alex Richards leans against the corner turnbuckles enjoying the chants of his loyal fans just before his music fades away. He warms up for his match, ready to get another victory here in the main event.
Gravedigger: Boo hoo hoo! He lost to the better athlete and better looking woman. Casey Holliday has every right to challenge for the World Championship, hell. She doesn’t even need the Golden Ticket Match! Fuck Alex Richards!
“Caffeine” by Jeff and Casey Lee Williams takes over the arena already sparking an insane amount of boos to the stage. Damian Kaine charges out from the back to center stage, receiving the large negative reaction without any care in the world. His eyes are only focused on Alex Richards inside the ring.
Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
He pumps himself up, getting into that mood to fight. Damian then charges straight down the entrance path, moving like a missile down to the ring. He slides under the bottom rope then jumps back up to his feet in the center of the ring.
Taylor Lorde: Introducing his opponent! Hailing from Savannah, Georgia! At five feet, eight inches tall, weighing in at 157 pounds. He is “The Prodigy of Pestilence” Damian Kaine!
Wearing different coloured baggy tights each week, black boots, Black Hooded vest with the Brotherhood logo on the back. He takes off the vest and tosses it over the top rope then backs off into his corner. His entrance music fades and the two opponents are ready to go after each other!
Jimmy Garcia: The main event is now. Damian Kaine vs Alex Richards. Here we go!
Ding Ding Ding!
Kaine charges out of the corner and already nails Alex Richards with a Dropkick that stuns him in the corner. After landing on the mat, he gets up to throw a few Forearm Shots into his chest. Damian starts exploding on Richards, trying to subdue him before he has a chance to get any offensive measures. When Alex pushes him back, he charges forward and lands another Dropkick again.
Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Gravedigger: There we go! See, I told you this guy would take it to Alex Richards! Nobody else can take him out more than what Damian Kaine is doing right now!
Alex pushes him back into the center of the ring explodes out of the corner. Damian ducks under the right arm then leaps up on his back to lock in the Cobra Clutch. Already the signature submission hold is applied to get Alex off his game and maybe choke him out. Damian tries to lean back but Alex is holding on still, he’s not about to give up so easily.
Crowd: PLEASE DON’T TAP! PLEASE DON’T TAP! PLEASE DON’T TAP!
Jimmy Garcia: The signature submission hold of Damian Kaine! The Cobra Clutch is applied and Alex Richards is in the center of the ring! Oh wait, wait, wait!
Damian Kaine is thrown off his back down onto the canvas. Alex takes a moment to regain his breath and Kaine gets back up to his feet. He charges straight into Alex until being popped up in the air then caught on his shoulders. With one fall back and knees up, Kaine his back blown out in a Powerbomb Lungblower!
Crowd: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!
Gravedigger: FUCKING HELL! I FUCKING HATE THE SANITY SLIP! HERE IS THE PIN ATTEMPT!
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Two!
Three!
Ding Ding Ding!
Taylor Lorde: Here is your winner, Alex Richards!
Crowd: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Alex gets off Damian Kaine who might be more than knocked out. The referee raises his arm then Alex Richards walks around the ring happy to make his fans happy.
Jimmy Garcia: Another match won by The Guardian. Alex Richards has bounced back from the hard loss he suffered last week. The Guardians have all been successful and now here they stand ready to fight another day. We’ll see you soon for the next episode of Monday Night Overload! |
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