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Post by Defenestration Jones on Mar 15, 2017 10:41:21 GMT -6
Defenestration JonesThat bitch ass Russkie robot was the first to fall to my Defenestrator, but he damn sure won't be the last.
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Post by Defenestration Jones on Apr 21, 2017 13:42:33 GMT -6
Defenestration JonesWho the fuck this Karlie Nash think she is, calling me a "bum"? Christ, she talk like Burgess fuckin' Meredith in Rocky, only she half as pretty. If this is the kind of competition I'm facing on Monday night, that Jive Turkey Cup is all mine.
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Post by Biff Mustache on Apr 22, 2017 17:05:08 GMT -6
The lady jive talk turns The Biffster on. Keep it going, Afrobabe!
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Post by Defenestration Jones on Apr 27, 2017 8:30:29 GMT -6
Defenestration JonesFrom behind, Pornstache? I shouldn't be surprised. That's probably how you get all your action.
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Post by Biff Mustache on Apr 27, 2017 10:09:37 GMT -6
Whoa! Exit only, baby!
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Post by Buff Mustache on Apr 27, 2017 16:23:49 GMT -6
That balloon knot always stays tight.
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Post by Biff Mustache on Apr 27, 2017 20:04:47 GMT -6
A Mustache's butthole is tighter than ninth grade poon!
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Post by Defenestration Jones on Apr 28, 2017 5:04:17 GMT -6
Defenestration JonesWell, pucker up, buttercup, because I'm 'bout to take that Crow Cup and shove it where the sun don't shine.
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Post by NegaSoniK on Apr 28, 2017 6:03:24 GMT -6
Defenestration Jones Well, pucker up, buttercup, because I'm 'bout to take that Crow Cup and shove it where the sun don't shine. I do believe its now a Cock Cup, and not the kind you wear so angry women wont damage your man parts ether. |
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Post by Buff Mustache on Apr 28, 2017 6:46:46 GMT -6
Defenestration JonesWell, pucker up, buttercup, because I'm 'bout to take that Crow Cup and shove it where the sun don't shine. Oooh baby. We got a keeper here, biff |
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Post by Buff Mustache on Apr 28, 2017 6:47:23 GMT -6
Defenestration Jones Well, pucker up, buttercup, because I'm 'bout to take that Crow Cup and shove it where the sun don't shine. I do believe its now a Cock Cup, and not the kind you wear so angry women wont damage your man parts ether. You have no idea, hedgehog. |
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Post by NegaSoniK on Apr 28, 2017 8:23:19 GMT -6
I do believe its now a Cock Cup, and not the kind you wear so angry women wont damage your man parts ether. You have no idea, hedgehog. Why does everyone keep calling me a hadgehog!? |
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Post by Biff Mustache on Apr 28, 2017 12:38:43 GMT -6
I do believe its now a Cock Cup, and not the kind you wear so angry women wont damage your man parts ether.[/quote]
OOC: Cock Cup is the new name for that award as long as I hold it.
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Post by Biff Mustache on Apr 28, 2017 12:42:13 GMT -6
Defenestration JonesWell, pucker up, buttercup, because I'm 'bout to take that Crow Cup and shove it where the sun don't shine. Oooh baby. We got a keeper here, biff Oh yeah, time for an intergender interracial bedroom handicap match! And it's not a handicap match because it's 2-on-1, it's a handicap match because once we're done pounding that puss, she's gonna need a wheelchair, oh yeah! |
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Post by Defenestration Jones on Apr 30, 2017 10:52:59 GMT -6
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