Post by Joe Smarts on Mar 1, 2017 14:52:24 GMT -6
Real Name: Joe Smarts
Wrestler name: Joe Smarts / Captain Bruddahhood
Background: Smarts by name, not Smart by nature... he was so dumb that he thought he was the smartest in the school. And now he's here in the UCI. But no, don't be concerned, he can actually fight.
Gimmick: Even thought his name claims so, he actually isn't smart. But, he does get his wrestling skills from all the gods in the religion of Fries. The fries gods are: McDonaldus, Kentuckium, Jackum and Kingus, Roosterus, Pizzum and the almighty Fastfoodius. After joining the 'Bruddahhood', he was inspired to become Captain Bruddahhood. He did not get this idea from a podcast or from a guy called Captain Pantheon.
Catchphrase: 'Fight for the fries'
Height/Weight: 6'5"/150 lbs.
Hometown: Smartstopia
Face/Heel/Neutral: Face
Pic Base: David Tennant
Has T-shirt with 'I like fries' on it. Won it at a fries eating contest.
Entrance and music:
Parov Stelar- Catgroove
The opening beats of 'Catgroove' plays throughout the arena as the crowd goes silent. As the music continues, a faint voice echoes around the arena. The only words that are understandable are
'Dams it, the mic is toos quiet.'
Then a deafening voice can be heard over the arena saying
'HERE COME... OH FUCKS, IT TOOS LOUD!!!'
Finally, as the final part of the opening beats of Catgroove plays, a reasonably loud microphone can be heard throughout the arena.
'Here come the World Smartsest Man, Captain Bruddahhood, JOE SMAAAAAARTS!!!!
Then the crowd realises that Joe fiddled with the mic volume, and they cheer out loud when he struts out on stage, doing a Scotty 2 Hotty dance down, I suppose, as the main part of Catgroove plays.
Joe climbs up the steps, and falls over the ropes into the ring. He then taps his head, as he fails to try and display his 'intelligence'.
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Style: Showman/High Flyer
Favorite Moves (From most used to least used (at least 5)): Springboard Leg Drop, Northern Lights Suplex, Running Elbow, Swanton Bomb, Superkick, Tornado DDT, Steal opponents' finisher.
Taunt: Taps his head, trying to demonstrate his 'intelligence'.
Or: Steal opponents' taunt
Trademark Move: Jumping Side Kick
Finisher: World's Smartest Slam (Same as World's Strongest Slam. Joe thinks he invented the name and move, but he doesn't realise he's actually plagiarising Mark Henry's finisher. Yep, he's that dumb)
Manager: None
Wrestler name: Joe Smarts / Captain Bruddahhood
Background: Smarts by name, not Smart by nature... he was so dumb that he thought he was the smartest in the school. And now he's here in the UCI. But no, don't be concerned, he can actually fight.
Gimmick: Even thought his name claims so, he actually isn't smart. But, he does get his wrestling skills from all the gods in the religion of Fries. The fries gods are: McDonaldus, Kentuckium, Jackum and Kingus, Roosterus, Pizzum and the almighty Fastfoodius. After joining the 'Bruddahhood', he was inspired to become Captain Bruddahhood. He did not get this idea from a podcast or from a guy called Captain Pantheon.
Catchphrase: 'Fight for the fries'
Height/Weight: 6'5"/150 lbs.
Hometown: Smartstopia
Face/Heel/Neutral: Face
Pic Base: David Tennant
Has T-shirt with 'I like fries' on it. Won it at a fries eating contest.
Entrance and music:
Parov Stelar- Catgroove
The opening beats of 'Catgroove' plays throughout the arena as the crowd goes silent. As the music continues, a faint voice echoes around the arena. The only words that are understandable are
'Dams it, the mic is toos quiet.'
Then a deafening voice can be heard over the arena saying
'HERE COME... OH FUCKS, IT TOOS LOUD!!!'
Finally, as the final part of the opening beats of Catgroove plays, a reasonably loud microphone can be heard throughout the arena.
'Here come the World Smartsest Man, Captain Bruddahhood, JOE SMAAAAAARTS!!!!
Then the crowd realises that Joe fiddled with the mic volume, and they cheer out loud when he struts out on stage, doing a Scotty 2 Hotty dance down, I suppose, as the main part of Catgroove plays.
Joe climbs up the steps, and falls over the ropes into the ring. He then taps his head, as he fails to try and display his 'intelligence'.
'
Style: Showman/High Flyer
Favorite Moves (From most used to least used (at least 5)): Springboard Leg Drop, Northern Lights Suplex, Running Elbow, Swanton Bomb, Superkick, Tornado DDT, Steal opponents' finisher.
Taunt: Taps his head, trying to demonstrate his 'intelligence'.
Or: Steal opponents' taunt
Trademark Move: Jumping Side Kick
Finisher: World's Smartest Slam (Same as World's Strongest Slam. Joe thinks he invented the name and move, but he doesn't realise he's actually plagiarising Mark Henry's finisher. Yep, he's that dumb)
Manager: None
